My Koi Sister is Three and a Half Years Old

Fu Jiuxiao was depressed.

The last gift I received was a big caterpillar...

Speaking of which, those bugs are still being raised. In the past, there were only one or two, and a palace official took care of them.

In more than half a year, the number has grown to more than 20, and there is even an additional position in the palace.

Insect Keeper.

It can be considered as promoting employment.

The gift I received this time was a funeral dragon.

"Do you like it? Does the color look good? The boss said that the color and pattern are the prettiest. When it's not dead, it can be kept as an ornament." Suisui looked at him eagerly, with a look of anticipation on her face.

Fu Jiuxiao: You old man, I really can’t say anything to praise you! !

God stepped on the horse and used the urn as a decoration.

"The boss also gave me a gift." Suisui dug and dug and took out another thin piece of clothing, black and gray.

Fu Jiuxiao spread out...

Well, when he dies, he doesn’t even need to buy a shroud.

off the shelf.

Fu Jiuxiao asked the prince to accept it with an expressionless face: "Wait, wait until I am dead and then use it." Fu Jiuxiao gritted his teeth, and his teeth were chattering.

"It's okay. I'll just send it to you later. You're welcome. Which of us will follow the other..." Suisui acted like the two brothers were good friends.

As he spoke, he mysteriously took out a booklet from his pocket.

"This was found in the Imperial Master's house. Please help me find out where his inheritance is hidden? Is there any secret written in it? I can't read..." I only recognized half of it.

The kind that recognizes half of the characters.

"Go to school on the sixth day of the first lunar month. How can the goddess speak properly if she doesn't know how to read..." Fu Jiuxiao had a headache. Fortunately, the Yan family was going to Beijing today, so there was always someone who could take care of this devil.

"I don't write for believers." Suisui rolled her eyes.

"Ha..." Fu Jiuxiao sneered.

He found that Suisui's biggest problem was not literacy.

It's her distorted interpretation, and her distorted interpretation is simply fatal.

Fu Jiuxiao took the booklet, opened the first page, and frowned slightly.

"This...is actually a dog-licking diary?"

Fu Jiuxiao was shocked.

It seems that this is not the national master's book.

"She was born extremely beautiful, and all the words in the world are not enough to describe her beauty."

"Her eyes are beautiful, giving people a very comfortable and gentle feeling, no more, no less, just two of them."

"This is the first time I saw her. It was raining lightly outside, and she was kneeling quietly on the futon. She was as beautiful as a painting..."

"Other gods have great incense and countless followers, but she is the only one kneeling in front of me. She has never gone to other gods. She is my only believer. At this moment, I really want to hear her voice. I want to Fulfill her wish..."

I appeared in front of her and asked her: "You are my only believer here. Do you have anything you want? I am willing to show my true body for you."

"But she didn't move at all, and her eyes were dull. It turned out... that she was blind."

"Such beautiful eyes are actually blind."

"I spoke to her, but she didn't answer. It turns out she is deaf and mute."

"She is a pitiable woman...I decided to stay with her."

The more Fu Jiuxiao looked at it, the weirder his expression became. He shook his head as he looked at it, his face full of disgust and disdain.

"Hey...you idiot, you don't know what you're doing."

"He said she was silent, but he actually gave her half of his voice?"

"He said that people can't see with their eyes, so he gave her an eyeball?"

“He said that people don’t have a sense of taste, so half of their taste was given to her.

"Where did this Silly Baitian come from? Can Silly Baitian also be a god? Did he ascend to the Tao because of his stupidity?" Fu Jiuxiao was shocked.

There was something even more unacceptable to Fu Jiuxiao.

The book also records: "Everyone in the world says that she is close to me because I am powerful and I am a god. Oh, it is really interesting. There are so many powerful gods in the world, why does she only believe in me? She must have different views on me. . Therefore, the words of the world cannot be trusted. They must be jealous of me." Fu Jiuxiao's face turned dark.

Why do you still hypnotize yourself?

"I took her through spring, summer, autumn and winter, took her through severe cold and scorching heat, and took her to all parts of the world. I think I must be the person who accompanies her the most."

"She hates rain. Whenever it rains, she looks at me sadly...with a melancholy look on her face."

"She probably doesn't want to be a burden to me. Gods have endless longevity and cultivation, but she is a mortal, and her hundred years of life are gone in an instant. In order not to be a burden to me, she ran away again and again, and every time I would kill her When I found it, she looked at me sadly, and I was extremely moved, so I gave her half of my life span..."

The more Fu Jiuxiao watched, the angrier he became: "Suisui, look, look, this is licking the dog, licking the dog, licking the dog, licking until there is nothing left."

"Don't look at it, don't look at it! The more you look at it, the angrier it becomes!" It also records a lot of dog-licking behavior.

When watching fireworks on New Year's Day, when someone complimented them on how beautiful they were, he used his centuries-old cultivation to blow up the fireworks.

Once in a century, once in a century, fireworks exploded all night long.

In the end the girl was moved to tears.

That girl liked flowers, so he released drop by drop of divine blood, and each drop of blood turned into an undefeated flower.

Well, I opened a mountain for her.

Fu Jiuxiao didn't know if he would be with that mortal in the end, so he turned directly to the last page.

The last page was blank, Fu Jiuxiao thought, the answer might lie in Sheng Yuan.

"Suisui, you must never choose this kind of licking in the future. It's boring and your IQ is not high. You choose to influence the next generation, do you understand?"

Suisui nodded and wrote down the matter solemnly.

"Okay, after you finish this work, brother Jiuxiao will take you to Shengyuan to have a look. See what happened to the dog licker..." Fu Jiuxiao looked like he was watching a good show, and even felt a bit gloating about his misfortune.

Licking a dog is what you deserve, hahahaha.

Just as he was talking, someone from the palace came to report.

"The Yan family has entered Beijing."

Suisui immediately jumped down from the dragon chair and skipped away happily.

Didn't even look back.

Fu Jiuxiao looked disappointed and sat on a dragon chair covered with a tiger skin coat and covered with flowers. Two ears were made on the dragon chair, which was very childish and princess-like.

I feel a little empty in my heart.

"You said Suisui, do you really think that I am one of your family members?"

The prince lowered his eyes to grind for him. Before he could think of an explanation, he saw that the emperor had found a reason himself.

"Of course you have me in your heart."

"She gave me a gift. Although I won't be able to use it for the time being, she gave it to me anyway. Otherwise, why didn't she give it to someone else? Eunuch Wang, don't you think so?" Fu Jiuxiao was at this moment. The urn is also more pleasing to the eye.

"Moreover, she also knew that I like black, so she chose a black one with patterns for me. She has made money from crying, but she is still willing to buy me a gift. Do you think she has me in her heart, right?" Fu Jiuxiao Face full of affirmation.

The prince was sluggish all over.

Take a deep breath.

"Your Majesty, you are right." Your Majesty...

You are quite similar to the god licking the dog in that book.