My Last Girlfriend

It’s already 9:40 after taking a shower and returning to the dormitory, but as soon as I returned to the dormitory, I saw a wretched girl in white underwear lying on my bed with Erlang’s legs high and a straw in his mouth. . The wretched girl seemed to have come back earlier, so she lay on the bed and stared at the ceiling in a daze. Seeing her doing nothing, I took a step forward and was about to speak, but the wretched girl had spoken in advance:

"I'm back, apprentice?" The girl was actually pretending to be sophisticated, staring at the ceiling and knowing that I had entered the door.

"Master... You are really laid back as a deputy battalion commander." I said with a wry smile.

"Hey, big and small things have been contracted by the battalion commander, and I only take her seat when she is sick." The wretched girl jumped up from the bed and looked at the three of us.

"Nonsense, stop talking. It has passed 9 o’clock and it’s Haishi. Didn’t the apprentice say that you want to learn martial arts? The so-called “Haishi has a hundred pulses, nourish the mind and beauty”, now is the best time for you to practice qigong, hehe, if If you miss it, you will waste a day's practice opportunity."

"Ah? Now...I want to practice?" The wretched girl suddenly asked me to practice, which was beyond my expectation. "But I haven't read the graphic version of the "Huang Di Nei Jing" you gave me..."

"Wait when you are free and watch it slowly! I will teach you some of the most basic acupoint massage methods. Undress, sit down, cross-legged!"

"Ah? What are you going to do, deputy battalion commander?" I was a little surprised by the wretched girl's sudden request.

"A massage for you. When I give you a massage, you will be able to massage by yourself after you write down the massage technique."

"You...you want to give me a massage?"

"Yes, sit down for the old lady! Wow!" The wretched girl suddenly smiled and approached me, and then she suddenly stretched out a slender but powerful index finger, and then pressed **** my forehead, concentrated Li Dao immediately pushed me back two or three steps, until my leg hit the edge of the bed, I sat down on the bed, facing the wretched girl with a little malicious expression, I was somewhat helpless to shrink. I lifted my legs, and then sat cross-legged on the bed. At that moment, I felt a bit like a Taoist priest.

Xiaobai and the female wolf head were staring beside me, but the wretched girl crawled onto my bed without a second thought. Then she suddenly walked to my back with her legs folded and sat down on her knees. Behind me.

I was about to turn my head to look at the wretched girl behind me, but before I could turn my head, I felt two hands on my head, and my head was held firmly as if it was tightly bound. Yes, "I, don't move around, my old lady will give you a massage!"

"Uh... this is a massage? Why do I always think you are going to hurt me!"

"What's hurting you? I'm massaging the Baihui acupoint for you. I remember it firmly for the old lady. The intersection of the midline of the head and the tip of the ears is the Baihui acupoint! This is one of the most important acupoints in the human body. , The blood of your whole person and the brains of your brain are gathered in this place!"

"Oh... so important?" I don't know anything about acupuncture points, and I don't even understand the most basic way. Now I'm still confused by Monk Zhang Er after listening to the wretched girl's explanation.

"Naturally important. In the West, the judgment of a person's death is to see whether his brain waves have stopped, but in ancient China, there is no such smart instrument, so the judgment of a person's death depends on whether there is'yang qi' in his body. If the yang energy is gone, a person is amen. But as long as there is a trace of yang energy, as long as you use a needle to **** the Baihui acupoint on the top of the person's head, you can lift the person's'yang energy' and bring people back to life."

"Resurrected? Really?"

"Of course it’s not a real revival. People who can be rescued by stimulating Baihui points are actually in a state of suspended animation. Those people, the brain waves are gone, but the basic structure of the brain is not damaged. Stimulating with a silver needle is equivalent to Charged up, activates the brain waves in the brain, and makes people come alive again... This is now the more authoritative explanation in the medical field."

"Long-term massage of Baihui point, as long as the technique is proper, can treat dizziness, headache, insomnia, reduce high blood pressure and low blood pressure, and relieve irritability... Hey, yes, my tuition will be forfeited?"

"Uh...it's really not in vain. Master, I think if you go to open a massage shop, you should be able to make a lot of money."

"Go, who said that my house is not a chain of massage shops?"

"Huh? Master, your house really runs a massage shop?"

"Nonsense, 80% of the regular massage shops and gyms in the country are under the name of the Wumeng. You said that my family does not open massage chains, hehe, what else can I do?"

"...Okay, I was wrong." I was completely speechless, no wonder the trivial girl is so skilled, it turns out that her family is in this business.

I was spitting, but the wretched girl started to press my Baihui point with the thumbs of both left and right hands, and then began to massage it slowly. At first I didn’t feel much, I just felt a little uncomfortable being pressed on my head, but as the wretched girl continued to rub her fingers, I felt a heat wave in my lower abdomen, and that heat wave directly hit my forehead. It made my face warm up a bit, and my body actually gradually heated up. For a while, I felt like I was immersed in hot water, which was indescribably warm and comfortable.

"Hey, now you know how it feels to massage Baihui acupoint? Remember my massage location and massage frequency. As long as you use this intensity to massage, your body's blood will start from the perineum, follow the governor channel, and stay on top of your head. Baihui Point."

"Uh...what is the Governor Vessel?" Although I have read a lot of martial arts novels, I still don't understand the Ren Du Er Vessel.

The wretched girl was frightened by me: "I don't even know the Governor Vessel? You, you, you...Centaurus, right?"

"Sorry, I really don't know anything about this."

"Go, even if my old lady exercises patience, let me tell you about it. The Du Meridian is the body extending from the perineum, passing through the Shiiwei, Nuo, which is the Weilu point here, and then passing the Yaoyangguan, then passing the Mingmen, and then After passing the Jiajiaji Pass at the curvature of the spine, and then passing the Yuzhen Pass at the back of the head, this vein that leads to the Baihui acupoint in the center of the head is the most important vein of the human body! "It was mentioned in "Yuan Du thinks Jing", which means that running Qi and blood along the Du Channel is the way to maintain health, and it also means letting the flow go."

The wretched girl took the trouble to explain to me some of the secret methods of the acupuncture points that I listened to obscure and profound, and at the same time pointed my finger at the spine on my back, guiding me one by one and deepening my memory. Anyway, I don't know much, but in the end I only understood that the Governor Vessel is the vein that comes out of the perineum and runs along the ridgeline to the top of the head.

"Uh, it's really mysterious...Which Ren Vessel is the Ren Du Er Meridian?"

"Ren Mai? The Ren Mai? It's just the opposite of the Du Mai. The Du Mai extends upward from the back. The Ren Mai is in front of the person, from the perineum all the way to the acupuncture point of the lower jaw. Nuo, I will show it to you. Look."

With that said, the wretched girl went in front of me with her hand, touched me with the tip of her finger, and then drew a straight line with her finger, across my belly button, then across my chest, and finally reached my jaw...

After explaining the Ren Du Meridian to me, the wretched girl put her two hands back on my head. Her two thumbs massaged the Baihui acupoint on the top of my head, and then her fingers stretched out like wings. The wretched girl used her two middle fingers to press a spot above my forehead heavily, and then gently pressed the temples on my left and right sides with her two slender little thumbs.

"Remember for my old lady, I use my **** to press your'Shenting acupuncture point'. This acupuncture point is on the forehead and is very hard. Therefore, massage the **** with the strongest force here. The temple is softer and weaker, so the lightest force is required. Massage with your little finger. When your fingers massage Baihui, Shenting and temples at the same time, your blood will flow from the perineum to the Baihui acupoint, to Yingxiang, and to go to the magpie bridge, that is, to converge to the tip of your tongue. In ancient words It is to complete a small weekly cycle. This can mobilize your body's blood, revitalize your vitality, slowly improve your physical fitness, and promote the development of your body's potential. If you want to practice martial arts, this is the most basic massage experience Be sure to remember it for me!" The wretched girl is quite patient, and now I find that she is really becoming more and more professional. Her mother deserves to be a martial artist, and she is quite knowledgeable in this area.

While talking, the wretched girl massaged my Baihui, Shenting and temples with my thumb, **** and little finger. At first, I didn't feel very strong, but as the wretched girl massaged more frequently, the frequency gradually increased and I gradually I felt my body getting hotter and hotter. It seemed that there was a wave of heat rolling in my body violently. A small stream of heat rushed along my back, belly button, and arms onto my forehead. Even afterwards, I found out My skin is a little red, and the pores all over my body are expanding, as if my nostrils are shrinking. This is obviously a symptom of body heat.

The massage technique of the wretched girl is really against the sky...