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"Forgive me!"

The Japanese pirate man in a suit knelt down with a "pop" and begged Lu Li and Yan Yunqi for mercy.

"Humph! I can't spare you!"

Yan Yunqi snorted coldly, slapped it down with a palm, and with a "click", the man in the suit had his head flattened and fell to the ground.

A palm shattered the skull, but there was no flesh and blood flying, brains splattered, Yan Yunqi's palms really had a few brushes.

The Japanese waitress next to her covered her mouth and whispered "woohoo", shivering.

Yan Yunqi snorted again, turned around and slapped the Japanese waitress on the head.

"Brother Yan..."

Lu Li didn't have time to stop him, so he could only say helplessly, "Actually, there's no need to kill this Japanese girl."

"Not killed!"

Yan Yunqi smiled, "It's just stunned. I've been in the world for more than ten years. When did I kill innocent people indiscriminately?"

"Brother Yan is indeed a hero."

Lu Li complimented, and then... started to touch the body.

From the Japanese pirates, Lu Li found twenty revolvers. This is the "Ichiban Gun" produced by Japanese pirates imported from the United States, which is the Smith \u0026 Wesson revolver.

In this day and age, the pistol widely used by the Japanese pirates is this kind of revolver.

From the two Japanese soldiers who seemed to be the team captains, Lu Li found two exquisite holsters, and unceremoniously buckled the two deerskin holsters around his waist.

After choosing two revolvers and inserting them into the holsters, Lu Li took off all the bullet boxes from the Japanese soldiers, a total of more than 200 rounds.

To practice martial arts, one must practice martial arts, but... guns are also essential.

In addition, Lu Li also found more than 20,000 yen in cash banknotes from a group of Japanese pirates.

The yen in this period is not as worthless as later generations. In today's gold standard era, one yen is equal to 0.75 grams of gold.

This amount of money has enriched Lu Li's shriveled pockets a lot.

Putting away the money, guns and ammunition, and carrying a samurai sword, Lu Li turned to look at Yan Yunqi, "Old Yan, are you done?"

"The thing is in hand!"

Yan Yunqi carried a large suitcase and nodded to Lu Li, "Go!"

The two opened the door, jumped out of the car, and disappeared into the vast wilderness.

...

In an inn in Gaomi County.

Lu Li and Yan Yunqi began to "divide the spoils", oh no, began to count the spoils.

"Old Yan, I found more than 20,000 yen from the Japanese pirates, and I will give you half."

Lu Li took out a stack of banknotes and handed it to Yan Yunqi.

"Haha! Is a penny a hero! After all, it's not that the pocket is empty."

Yan Yunqi unceremoniously stretched out his hand to take it.

"By the way, what's in the box? What treasures did the Japanese pirates steal?"

Lu Li was also curious about the contents of the suitcase.

"I do not know either."

Yan Yunqi shook his head, "I came to intercept this group of Japanese pirates after I received an arrest warrant from Mr. Du Xinwu. I don't know what they stole."

As he spoke, Yan Yunqi carried the suitcase and placed it on the table in the room. He reached out and fastened the padlock on the suitcase. With just a twist, he twisted the padlock away.

"Come on, let's see what the Japanese pirates stole."

Yan Yunqi smiled at Lu Li, untied the buckle of the suitcase, and opened the suitcase.

Inside the box...golden light flickered.

One hundred large yellow croakers (gold) were neatly placed in the box.

"Wow……"

Yan Yunqi exclaimed, "So the Japanese pirates stole gold?"

"Certainly not!"

Lu Li shook his head. A hundred large yellow croakers, although they are also a lot of money, are not so precious treasures.

After walking up, Lu Li picked up the box and poured out all the gold in the box.

After the gold was poured out, there was nothing left in the box.

"The Japanese pirates sent a team of soldiers to respond. There is absolutely no way that this box is just gold."

Reaching out and pulling out the samurai sword, Lu Li opened the suitcase.

Sure enough, in the mezzanine at the bottom of the suitcase, Lu Li found a stack of documents.

"Manchukuo plan?"

Picking up this document, Lu Li flipped through it and his face became solemn.

This Manchukuo plan was a plan by which the Japanese pirates tried to capture the three eastern provinces under the guise of the last Manchu emperor.

In these documents, Lu Li also saw a lot of confession letters from the old and young of the Qing Dynasty.

Obviously, this group of Japanese pirates did not come to steal cultural relics. They have a bigger appetite and want to steal the country!

"Old Yan, we must transfer immediately."

Seeing these documents, Lu Li already knew the seriousness of the matter.

If it's just a group of cultural relic thieves, if you kill it, you will kill it, and it won't be a big deal. Now that it is a matter of national importance, the Japanese pirates will definitely make every effort to recover these documents.

"clear!"

Yan Yunqi's face also became serious, "Let's go! We'll leave Gaomi immediately."

After cleaning up in a hurry, the two quickly left the inn.

Just after walking out of the gate of the inn, there were waves of neat footsteps outside.

As soon as Lu Li heard the sound of these neat footsteps, he knew that this was... an army was running forward.

Turning his head, he saw that on the road ahead, a group of Beiyang soldiers drove into Gaomi County, blocked the city gate and blocked the road.

"Fortunately, it's not a Japanese soldier."

When Yan Yunqi saw these Beiyang soldiers, the nervousness on his face was obviously relaxed.

"It's no different from the Japanese soldiers, they are also here to hunt us down."

Lu Li had absolutely no confidence in the integrity of the warlords of this era. There are too many warlords who have ambiguous relations with Japanese pirates.

"Grass! These thieves!"

Yan Yunqi's face changed, and he couldn't help but curse. Obviously, Yan Yunqi also thought of the possibility of warlords taking refuge in Japanese pirates.

At this time, a Beiyang officer riding a horse held a megaphone and shouted all the way: "This afternoon, a group of Jiangyang robbers attacked the train, causing dozens of Japanese friends to be killed."

"Such a shocking case, the whole world is shocked. This officer was ordered by the governor of Lu Province to lead an army here to hunt down the perpetrators."

"From now on, the high-sealed city is prohibited from entering and leaving until the inspection is completed."

"Anyone who provides information on the murderer will be rewarded with five hundred Dayang. Those who conceal and do not report will be guilty of the same crime as the murderer!"

Now...it's troublesome.

Lu Li and Yan Yun looked at each other, turned around and returned to the inn.

"What should we do now?"

Yan Yunqi furrowed his brows tightly, "Although we have the kung fu, we only have a dead end to fight against the army."

In the face of rifle shooting, no matter how the golden bell hood and iron cloth shirt are not available, they will still be beaten into a sieve.

"You must get out of town immediately."

Lu Li glanced at Yan Yunqi and said, "Old Yan, many friends in Jianghu should know about your coming to Gaomi, right? Maybe, you have already been regarded as a suspect by Japanese pirates."

"Isn't it?"

Yan Yunqi was a little unconvinced, "I am also an old friend of Liu Hempazi on Gaomi Road. He won't sell me for five hundred oceans, right?"

"Old friendship?"

Lu Li nodded, "Since you and Liu Hempazi are old friends, he definitely won't sell you for the sake of the five hundred oceans... You have to pay more!"

Uh? Gotta pay more?

Yan Yunqi's mouth twitched a few times.

"Old Yan, take out the gold in the box."

As Lu Li said that, he walked to the bed and pulled the sheets off the bed.

"It's all this time, what do you care about gold? Do you want money or not?"

Yan Yunqi frowned and glanced at Lu Li.

"Bulletproof vest, understand?"

Lu Li pulled the sheets, poured out the gold in the box, arranged them neatly one by one, and tied the gold to his chest with the torn sheets.

"Use gold to stop bullets? Can you stop it?"

Yan Yunqi also reacted, and quickly imitated Lu Li's appearance, and tied the large yellow croaker gold bars to his chest.

"It's actually unstoppable."

Lu Li grinned, "Gold is too soft and can easily be pierced by bullets. It's just... blocked by the gold, a fatal shot might just be a serious injury."

After hurriedly tying up the "golden body armor", the two turned around and went out.

Outside, a group of Beiyang soldiers have already started to search from house to house. It is definitely impossible to go out normally.

"Old Yan, do you know how to go lightly?"

Lu Li turned his head to look at Yan Yunqi, grinned, and pointed to the roof.

"It's okay to fly over the eaves and walk the walls."

Yan Yunqi is also an old river and lake, and he understands it instantly.

"Walk!"

Lu Li said to Yan Yunqi, jumped up, stepped on the edge of the window, stretched out his hand to put his hand on the eaves, turned his arms hard, and climbed onto the roof.

Yan Yunqi's movements were no slower than Lu Li's, and he followed suit.

Flying over the eaves and climbing the roof, this is a common routine in many martial arts dramas. It's just...the roof isn't really that strong.

In addition to the support of beams on the purlin, which can bear the load, the tile surface, even the thatched roof, cannot leave people, and it will collapse if you step on it.

In the darkness of the night, Lu Li and Yan Yunqi walked along the purlin ridge line, using both hands and feet, crawling all the way, and soon moved from the roof of the inn to a thatched roof next door.

"If you want to sneak out from Gaomi, you must find Liu Dazi, the local snake on Gaomi Road."

Yan Yunqi lowered his voice and said to Lu Li, "Liu Mazi must have a secret way to escape, let's find him."

"it is good!"

Lu Li nodded, "However, be careful that he sold us."

"I have it in my mind."

Yan Yunqi stretched out his finger and pointed in the direction of Liu Bazi's old nest, "It's over there, let's go."

Carefully avoiding the searching soldiers, the two flew over the eaves and walls and climbed the roof, and came to the outside of a yard in the west of Gaomi City.

Hidden on the roof next to him, Lu Li raised his eyes and looked at Liu Mazi's yard.

At this moment, a team of Beiyang soldiers had arrived in Liu Mazi's yard. Lu Li even saw the Beiyang officer who was shouting on horseback.

Obviously, this Beiyang officer is an experienced person, and he will first find the local snake when investigating the case.

In the face of interests, even in the face of threats to life, "old friendship" is a piece of shit. It was inevitable that Liu Hempazi would sell Yan Yunqi.

After waiting for a while, Lu Li saw the Beiyang officer go out, and hurriedly left Liu Dazi's old nest with a group of soldiers, and rushed towards the direction of the inn.

"Liu Maazi knows that we live in Xiangfu Building?"

Lu Li turned to look at Yan Yunqi.

Yan Yunqi had a look of resentment on his face, "When I went to Gaomi yesterday, I met Liu Mazi. The Xiangfulou Inn was booked for me by Liu Mazi."

"Haha! Old friendship!"

Lu Li sighed in admiration and said with a smile, "Wait a minute, how much did Liu Hempazi sell you for?"

Yan Yunqi's face was full of depression, and without saying a word, he turned around and climbed off the roof, and ran towards Liu Mazi's yard.

Lu Li smiled, and followed him down the roof and ran into Liu Mazi's yard.

...

In the living room, Liu Mazi held a pipe, lit it on the light, took a puff, and let out a long ring of smoke.

"Yan Tieshou, Big Brother Yan, I didn't expect you to commit such a shocking case."

Liu Hempazi sighed to himself with his cigarette holder: "After killing more than 20 Orientals at once, Yan Tieshou is indeed a hero. As a brother, I can't help you with anything else, and I will go to your grave in the future. It's okay to burn some paper money."

"Don't bother you!"

A sneer sounded, Yan Yunqi dodged in, stepped into the hall, a pair of icy eyes, staring at Liu Mazi, his eyes faintly flickering with cold light.

"Yan Tieshou? You..."

Liu Mazi was startled, and quickly got up and drew a gun.

"do not move!"

Lu Li held the revolver and pointed at Liu Bazi, "Do you want to bet that there is no bullet in my gun?"

A sick mind is a bet that your gun has no bullets.

Liu Mazi's eyes twitched a few times, and he didn't dare to draw a gun.

"Old Liu, by the way... how much did you sell me for?"

Yan Yunqi squeezed the palm of his hand, and the joints made a "pop" sound.

"Not a penny."

Liu Mazi put down his cigarette stick and shook his head towards Yan Yunqi, "An officer named Li Jinglin came from Jinan Prefecture, pointed a gun at my head, and asked me what characters have appeared in the past few days. Under this circumstance, I feel . . . our relationship is not a life-threatening relationship. You can understand that?"

Yan Yunqi was speechless for a long time.

Lu Li almost laughed. Liu Hempazi... It's really interesting.

"Okay. I'm not going to hold you accountable for betraying me."

Yan Yunqi's face was full of depression, "Send us out of Gaomi, and this matter is over today."

"It's useless!"

Liu Baazi knocked on the cigarette pot, "You don't know how much trouble you have caused, right? You killed the Japanese envoy together with the guards and entourage, and robbed others of a box of gold. Now, black and white don't know. How many people are chasing after you!"

"That bony bastard is the Japanese minister?"

Yan Yunqi opened his mouth and was shocked.

Lu Li was also a little helpless. As soon as he made a move, he killed the Japanese envoy.

This kind of thing that diplomatic envoys are killed is very serious in any period. What's more, it is now a period of warlords fighting and wanton aggression by foreign powers.

It is foreseeable that there will be an official wanted and pursuit on the rivers and lakes.

Even if the important information about the Japanese pirates is captured, it will be useless, and handing over it will only allow the Beiyang government to use the heads of Lu Li and the two to quell the anger of the Japanese pirates.

The road of martial arts has not yet begun, let's start with Jiangyang thief first?

This is a bit difficult! Isn't this the beginning of hell?

Lu Li's heart was full of helplessness.