My Little Mom is the Richest

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After a brief silence, the entire college entrance examination classroom began to answer questions again. Although that question is rather weird, there are still some not-so-weird questions. The candidates decided to skip that question first, but after answering a few questions, their hands stopped again, and this time even the nibs of their pens were trembling. , Cold sweat came out.

I saw that they encountered another strange problem——

These are aliens: (four pictures)

These are not aliens: (four pictures)

Which of the following is an alien? circle it (five pictures)

The students looked at this question, their faces turned pale, and their vision was a little blurred... God TM circled the aliens! There is no difference between these four alike! How to distinguish this tm!

Read on - a short answer question.

It is known that the number of aunts dancing square dance is 50, the distance between each person in the square array is 1 meter, and the song played in the impression is 170 decibels. Xiaoming lives on the 7th floor, and the wind speed is 3ms.

Um? This question looks pretty normal, you can answer it!

The students regained their confidence, but when they saw this question asked, they all felt dizzy.

Question: What is the probability that Xiao Ming will succeed in throwing feces on the square dancing aunts?

God tm pours dung!

After three questions, it was another weird question.

A BMW sedan with a rated power of 6.0×104W was driving on a level road and stopped 5 meters away from the grandmother. It is known that the grandmother weighs 50 kg.

I would like to ask: How much will the grandmother want?

The hands of the students trembled, and the pen fell to the ground.

And this is the most ridiculous thing. At the end of the test paper, what hinders the candidates is the final question of the college entrance examination paper, and although it is the final question, it is still a multiple-choice question!

Spring is here, and it's time to pay again. It’s a good season. At 6:00 pm on the spring equinox day in Beijing time, policeman Xiao Li looked up at 38 degrees and saw the Polaris, and then led the team into an underground store. Prostitution den, may I ask: What kind of words are most likely to be yelled by the prostitutes in the room?

A: What a god!

B: Thurley Lou

C: Lennon wants to be Sarah

D: Sheba

I will give you a big watermelon! This year's college entrance examination questioners stand up for me! I tm promise not to kill you! ! !

All the examinees were filled with anger towards the person who made the question, their eyes went dark, and they fell down.

...

After the exam in the morning, there was a lot of crying at the school gate. The parents didn't know what happened to their children, so they saw them come out one by one in a daze, and then started crying.

"Son, what's wrong with you, son?"

"It's over...it's over..."

"What's wrong with you, daughter? Did you fail the exam?"

"I'm afraid I won't even pass the exam..."

"Are you okay, grandson? Say something quickly, don't scare the second uncle!"

"Wow ah ah ah ah..."

Mu Qiu walked through the crowd, saw the familiar Maserati, ran over quickly and got into the car.

Jun Mingyue was watching the video in the car, when she saw Mu Qiu coming out, she asked him with a smile, "How did you do in the exam?"

Thinking of those weird topics, Mu Qiu couldn't help laughing: "It's okay."

Hearing his sudden laughter, Jun Mingyue looked at him suspiciously, and then saw the crying students outside the window, and asked in surprise, "What's wrong?"

Mu Qiu rubbed the tip of his nose: "This year's college entrance examination questions are a bit...well, interesting, I guess not many can pass the exam."

"Then you can still laugh? Are you afraid of losing the bet with your little aunt?"

"Hey, can I lose? I can get full marks with my eyes closed."

"Just blow you."

After having lunch with my little mother at noon, Mu Qiu returned to school to meet the comprehensive exam in the afternoon.

Compared with the mathematics test paper, the comprehensive science test paper is much more normal, and the questions are all well-regulated. The examinees finally let go of their hanging hearts, and began to answer the questions with a sigh of relief. They were really afraid that the next test papers would still have those weird questions, in which case they would really want to die.

The first day of the college entrance examination ended safely. Although Mu Qiu's mother went home to eat and sleep at night, there was a customary good night kiss that night, and another good morning kiss the next morning, and then went to school to start the next day's exam.

Today I will test Chinese and comprehensive literature, Chinese in the morning.

What's interesting is that the scene of yesterday morning's math test was perfectly reproduced at this moment. The students were full of confidence and were about to start answering the questions with their pens, but stopped the pens in their hands after writing only three questions, and then looked at the test paper in their hands with a confused expression. At this moment, they thought of the fear of being dominated by yesterday's math test paper, and the humiliation of being unable to write.

The title of this question is: Laozi and Confucius fight, who do you help?

I help Nima a Banana...

The students held the papers with trembling hands and looked down, their faces became darker the more they looked at them, and when they saw the title of the final composition, they almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.

The title of the composition is: A young man wanders by the sea, feeling unhappy. "Is there anything you can't think about?" an old man asked. The young man said that he did his best, but he was not recognized and respected.

"Look at it." The old man picked up a handful of sand and threw it away, "Can you find him?" The young man smiled wryly and shook his head. "Then I still have a pearl here." The old man took out a huge pearl, weighed it, and threw it on the beach. "It's not hard to find, is it? If you become a pearl, no one will ignore you anymore." The old man said with a smile.

Makes sense! The young man thought for a moment, then picked up the pearl and ran away.

Please write an article with the title "Where is the most basic trust between people?" The subject is not limited, and it should not be less than 800 words.

The students had papers in their hands, and the invigilator also had a paper in his hand. He looked carefully, and couldn't help shaking his head and smiling wryly when he saw those cheating questions, because he didn't even know how to answer them for a while, and when he saw the last question The first half of the composition was not bad, full of meaning and philosophy, the teacher nodded secretly, but when the topic came out, he was almost choked by the air he breathed in.

Looking at the candidates again, they are speechless and tearful.

The examinee looked at a classmate in the corner and said, "Yuan Hua, you are the best student in your school, why haven't you written for a long time?"

Yuan Hua stared at the test paper in his hand for a long time, and finally felt dejected, and said hoarsely: "This question is too difficult! I can't do it! I can't do it! It's too difficult..."

He called out the aspirations of many candidates present.

...

In the afternoon, the essays were comprehensive, and the questions were quite satisfactory. The exam pattern of this day was the same as yesterday. The atmosphere seemed a little gloomy.

Fortunately, the final English test is also a well-regulated test topic, and there is nothing particularly difficult. The students regained their confidence for the last time, and conquered the last hurdle with anger at the person who wrote the math and Chinese questions.

The invigilator looked at the students who were struggling to answer the questions, took a sip of tea, and sighed: "This year's college entrance examination is also very peaceful." ,,.