My Pubg Fiancee Is Tuan Tuan

"No way! Come on and arrange for me!"

"It's over, it's over, I'm going to be arranged by the Nian Shen..."

"Laughing, I'm looking everywhere, God tm can cure all diseases!"

"I wonder if what I said is right?"

"It's true, and I think it's true."

"Isn't that right? Drink a hot water of 100 degrees Celsius and just lift people away!"

"People are gone, isn't it just a cure for all diseases?"

"Absolutely! This job is a reward, eat a large portion of stinky tofu!"

"It is strongly recommended that Nian Shen move to the Gang Jing Brigade, the first person to lift the Gang!

"Good guys, you have to pass the level of knowledge, scumbags, tremble!"

"..."

Xu Nian glanced at the barrage in the live broadcast room, and the effect was somewhat beyond his expectations.

Tuantuan looked helpless, and asked in a low voice: "Nian Nian, the meaning of this sentence, is it good for your health to drink more hot water?"

"Yeah, it's over if you don't just say that?"

"The problem is that if you have to be so literary and full of sadness, then it will be sad..."

Xu Nian pouted his lips and greeted the friends in the live broadcast room.

In view of the good effect of this kind of live broadcast, Xu Nian also developed a little interest and said: "If everyone likes this, I will add such a program to the live broadcast in the future."

"At that time, be prepared to have some questions, vote in the fish bar, and lose ten hot comments every day, okay?"

Xu Nian smiled and said earnestly: "But you can't just use it indiscriminately. You have to find the kind of nets that have no scientific basis or even your brains. For example, Farewell My Concubine, you know that. Right?"

"I do not know!"

Tuantuan hummed and raised his hand in protest.

"You do not know?"

"Yes, I don't know, tell me quickly, I want to listen!"

"Good, good, I think about it."

Xu Nian thought for a while, and said word by word: "I heard that Chang'an had died of an actor, and she sang the best Farewell My Concubine, which is very good."

"Then how did she die?"

"It's just that I believed in a fake overlord and became the real goodbye."

"Here, these are the original words."

Xu Nian gave a serious explanation, and he was dumbfounded.

Vaguely Tuantuan felt something was wrong, but couldn't remember it for a while, glanced at the barrage, and found that the barrage **** was also stunned now.

Many people even found out the original words one after another, and the elder brother kept screaming.

"I always feel weird..."

"Yup."

The New Year laughed and explained: "Farewell my concubine, it's about the part of the king of Chu, Xiang Yu and Yu Ji, in Wujiang. That's what Yu Ji, Yu Ji! Not Farewell!"

"Box box box box box..."

"It's amazing, what kind of sand sculpture netizens are these, I don't know how to go to Baidu before posting a comment?"

Tuan Tuan almost fell off the chair with a smile.

Xu Nian shrugged and sighed: "The original words are full of flavor, full of deep meaning, paying tribute to Farewell My Concubine. It's a pity that some silly scumbags hurried to post comments after reading the first half of the sentence. What goodbye or Yuji?"

"There are also those who always please Lafayette."

"Are you here to please a sinner?"

"If you haven't learned the history book, go back and learn it again. The **** tm brain remnant palace fighting drama is for you to watch. Please also ask for peace. Do you know that Lafayette is a sinner?"

"In the entire history book, the ugly thing is that this person's achievements are worthy of praise!"

"The most disgusting thing is that there are people who kneel down and worship Lafayette for punishment or something, good guys, several generations of seniors have desperately let you cut off your braids and stand up straight, not letting you get down and be dogs!"

The speech stopped abruptly, and Xu Young sighed lightly.

The atmosphere in the whole live studio was a bit strange.

Obviously, the last moment was full of sand sculpture-like joy, and the next moment was already so serious.

The rapid change has really caught a lot of water friends by surprise.

Tuantuan glanced at Xu Nian's face, knowing his current mood, and didn't mean to partly joking, but rather unspeakably solemn and serious.

"Wow, I'm so panic, why is Nian Shen suddenly serious?"

"Mom! Young **** becomes serious, I want to change..."

"Is no one paying attention to this problem?"

"To be honest, I also find this phenomenon very strange. What happened to modern people?"

"Is it eaten to this extent by the fast food culture?"

"The problem is, follow the trend at every turn, follow the trend and follow the trend, if you can't do things like this normally, right?"

"That's true, but you can't argue with cerebral palsy."

"Suddenly I feel that I can't keep up with Nian God's thinking height..."

"Positive energy! I am really a Buddha!"

"Strike out with a heavy blow to hit the net to suppress the cloud, and then hit the minion dog!"

"Don't make trouble, the bad roots have lasted for thousands of years, how can it be so easy to change?"

"..."

Tuantuan pulled Xu Nian's arm unsurely, and made a gesture: "It's okay? You're too aggressive, and it will be troublesome to be caught deliberately."

"It's okay."

Xu Nian smiled and shook his head, and said, "Then, goodbye, brothers, I will be here tonight."

"Remember what I said, it's okay to follow the trend, and it's best to have your brain. If not, then you will end up with the name of cerebral palsy. If you like to be scolded, it doesn't matter..."

"But to be a human being, you must first have a righteous character."

"Farewell!"

While talking, Xu Nian smiled and closed the live broadcast room.

Seeing the presents full of screens and the non-stop barrage in the live broadcast room, Xu Nian sighed in a bit of melancholy for no reason.

"Thinking too much, my fault."

Xu Nian shook his head and sighed: "In the age of entertainment to death, there is nothing like traffic. Now people have to die not only for money, but also for traffic and heat. It's really difficult."

"Well, that's true."

Tuantuan nodded in agreement, squeezed Xu Nian's face, and whispered: "Niannian, I didn't expect you to be so cute when you got serious! It's so fun..."

"Really?"

Xu Nian put on a serious face deliberately.

In the eyes of others, Xu Nian's stern face was either open or a sign of going crazy.

But in Tuantuan's eyes...

This serious face is fun besides being cute, nothing more.

"Okay, let's go to sleep, good guy, I didn't expect the current Internet suppression culture to be any serious. There are no brains to follow the trend, this is not good."

"Hmm...but there are some hot reviews, it is really delicious."

Tuantuan nodded regrettably, and mumbled: "It was caused by another group of brainless people. I don't know how many children were affected. This is not good..."

"The problem is not big."

Xu Nian smiled, got up and carried Tuantuan on his back, and said seriously: "We must believe that this generation's ability to distinguish between good and bad will get better, and the flowers in the south of the city will bloom."

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