My summons are weird

Even a genius is not able to succeed every time and everything goes smoothly.

At this time, a week has passed since Sera disappeared, and Lulu has made no progress.

Seeing that Lulu dumped more and more medicine dregs, and Sigrid kept less and less money, Lu Yu had to temporarily stop Lulu's recovery potion refining and let her refine some mithril grade first. The healing potion that adventurers can use in exchange for money.

Because of the long-term refining of the potion, the smell emitted from Lulu's body is extremely complicated, but Lu Yu doesn't care, he rudely interrupts Lulu's idea of ​​refining another furnace, and helps clean it with Sigrid's Smack the ground blackened by the liquid medicine, scrub vigorously to wash off the medicine stains that almost drenched the wooden table, and the mist demon attracts water and rushes it violently.

Visible to the naked eye, the dark green liquid trickled down the small slope, and it took a long time for the continuous flow of water to wash away the smell.

Lulu was pushed into the water tank by Lu Yu and Sigrid together, and drenched from head to tail with warm water.

Lulu's tentacles were grabbing the water tank, trying to escape, she looked very much like a cat that was caught taking a bath with its hands and feet held down.

"Don't make trouble, I'll go and taste it for you."

Hearing this sentence, Lulu's tentacles that were pulling on the edge of the water tank retracted one after another.

"Just do meaningless things, it doesn't matter if I don't wash my body, anyway, I will change back soon... ah!"

Lulu suddenly yelled.

Lu Yu and Sigrid stopped what they were doing at the same time, because they couldn't see Lulu's eyes, they didn't know whose action made Lulu react so much.

"Sigrid...it's itchy there, don't rub it like that."

Sigrid, who was rubbing and cleaning Lulu's tentacles, froze for a moment and nodded repeatedly.

After working hard for a long time, the strong smell of medicine on Lulu's briquette body finally disappeared, so that it would not be able to smoke Lu Yu away when she was eating at the table.

Lulu ate the fruit peeled with the help of Wu Yao, and said: "Can the refining of the healing potion wait until night, I still have two ingredients to refine, what if it succeeds?"

Lulu said the same in the past few days, but every time it ended in failure.

Lulu was like a child, waving Lu Yu and Sigrid's hands with her tentacles, while other tentacles wrapped around their shoulders, making flattering smiles all the time.

"The materials you want are very complicated, and some materials are still in short supply. If you don't buy them in advance, they will easily be bought out and the price will be raised... All right, all right, don't move, I agree!" Lu Yu said, "Go and talk to you Make a reservation at the few shops that have stock, at least give some more money, there will always be someone who is willing to keep the stock for us.”

Sigrid sighed helplessly. Doing so would undoubtedly raise the price, but Lu Yu had already spoken, so what else could she do.

This time, Lulu did not immediately devote herself to the refinement, but took a rare walk with the fog monster for a while, relaxing for a while.

After returning to the mansion, she immediately wrapped her tentacles around Lu Yu who was reading a book.

"I have something to say, and I'm reading a book."

Lulu moved to the top of Lu Yu's head, but the tentacles hadn't let go. From a distance, Lu Yu looked like a marionette made by a strange magician.

"I seldom asked about your world before, so..."

"Ah, do you mean asking less?" Before Lulu finished speaking, Lu Yu put the summoning manual aside and complained, "From our meeting to now, you have thrown it at me a lot during the trip. To get to the bottom of the word, which time have I not answered seriously for a long time and have not been able to block your never-ending thirst for knowledge. This is considered less asking, so what is more asking...Tie me up to be your exclusive answering doll?"

"You have to understand a magician's curiosity to explore the unknown... This time I want to know about the works of art in your world... Forget it, change it, I want to know how the public appreciates it."

Lu Yu picked up the summoning manual and continued to turn the pages: "To be precise, your question is too broad, and I can't answer it."

Lulu quickly streamlined her vocabulary and pinpointed the key points.

"For example, what kind of boys do girls like, and what kind of girls do boys like..."

Lu Yu, who found it uncomfortable to lie down and read a book, stood up, this action made Lulu shudder, and retracted all the tentacles.

Lu Yu stuffed a pillow around his waist, and leaned comfortably on the railing of the balcony, enjoying the coolness of the soft night wind blowing on his face.

Feeling very comfortable, Lu Yu tilted his head while chewing on Lulu's words.

Lulu added nervously: "What's wrong?"

"Well, this question is still not very easy to answer..." Lu Yu rubbed his chin in distress, "We have a saying that turnips and greens have their own favorites."

Lulu hurriedly asked, "For example?"

Lu Yu also didn't notice the urgency and longing in Lulu's words, and continued: "I'm a man, so I can only answer the part about men. For example, some men like mature women. According to their definition of 'mature', and Can distinguish Yujie control, Nian Shang control and so on."

"If you classify according to temperament, you can also classify the big sister next door who likes gentleness and the one who likes the queen's attributes, and so on."

"If you like younger women, according to the 'definition' of youth, there are those who like the greenness of high school girls, and those who like petite bodies with a bit of loli, so you see, people's favorite types are actually very Broad, I can't answer you at all."

Lulu said "Oh" casually, and then asked, "What are your hobbies?"

Lu Yu clicked his tongue: "Why?"

"I'm curious, what else can I do, or is the type you like going to be hunted down by your world court and law enforcement team?"

After Lu Yu converted the trial court and law enforcement team into policemen, he was immediately excited.

"I'm not that kind of person, don't insult me!"

This guess is a bit outrageous, and Lulu's erroneous perception must be cut off now to prevent her from overthinking!

"You are so excited, can't you be hit by me?"

Lu Yu covered his face: "Do you know what you're talking about? I'm not excited, so there's a problem!"

"I'm talking about Shadow Witch, what are you talking about?"

Lu Yu was stunned for a while, and then he corrected again feebly: "There are no witches in my world... If you want me to say it a few times, there is no magic in my world!"

"I'm sorry I keep forgetting." Lulu waved her tentacles, "Then after you came to this world, who is more in line with your ideal woman?"

After a pause, Lulu added: "I mean looks, looks."

The rhythm of the conversation is a bit like when we were in the dormitory before, a group of boys exchanged what kind of girl they prefer...

However, Lu Yu doesn't hate this feeling. It's been a long time since I came to this world to have this kind of indecent conversation atmosphere. Every time I think about the life with my roommates in the past, Lu Yu always feels that the life of the past ten years seems so far.

People are easily influenced by the environment. After living here for a long time, Lu Yu feels more and more that he is a member of this world. Those memories before time travel are like a long, dull dream, mixed with countless inadvertent joys. .

When he graduated, he laughed and said that whoever was the first to get married would definitely cry at the wedding banquet... Now he will never have the chance to participate in those silly weddings.

Seeing that Lu Yu's eyes were blurred, Lulu thought that there were too many people to be screened, so she was a little nervous.

"Does the appearance match the most?" Lu Yu murmured, and said firmly, "It should be Aesop."

"ha?"

Lulu's head seemed to be hit by a heavy hammer, buzzing continuously, while the tentacles seemed to be stuck in the air by glue, motionless.

Seeing that Lu Yu didn't intend to add anything, Lulu became even more dizzy.

In fact, Lulu helped Lu Yu sift through the possible answers in advance in her heart. She even selected the most likely options from her own point of view, such as the cute little Keruer, or the cold , but Lerin, who has a great temperament...

The "Aesop" that Lu Yu spit out lightly smashed all of Lulu's preparations, and also caused her brain to fall into a long-term downtime.

Lu Yu began to add explanations.

"Well, Aesop is really good. He looks good and has a good temper. Even if he looks closely, he can't see any flaws when he wears women's clothes. He looks exactly like a girl. It's a pity that he is not a girl."

Lulu's body was trembling, and her voice was also trembling: "Ba, Ba, Ba, do you really like Yi, Aesop?"

"Yes, I like it."

Lulu, who had just fallen into the valley called Despair, desperately clung to the protruding rock on the cliff, and tried her best to climb up. Lu Yu's answer was like a boulder falling from the sky, smashing her to the bottom of the valley...

Lulu's rationality is telling her that it doesn't matter if Lu Yu is a little bit weird, after all, what she wants is someone who can understand herself and agree with her goals and wishes... So it's not so unacceptable for Lu Yu to like Aesop...

However, this kind of rationality obviously cannot represent her true emotions. She did feel that the sad emotions were spreading.

"Let me make sure again, you are asking about the appearance you like, right?"

Lulu nodded blankly.

"Huh?" She suddenly realized something.

Lu Yu said: "In fact, Le Lin is also pretty good, after all, she is no different from Aesop in women's clothing."

Lulu beamed with joy.

"Think about it carefully. In fact, the rabbit is also very beautiful. I just heard your description before, and I didn't think there was anything special. After seeing the real person, it is really amazing."

Lulu: "?"

Before Lu Yu could continue talking, Lulu went straight down the stairs and returned to the wooden table where the food picky potion was.

"Hey, it's rare for me to recall the time in the dormitory. Are you about to start refining medicine, why don't you take a rest?"

Lulu didn't answer, but picked up the bottles and cans with ease, and blended the essence of the extracted ingredients.

An inexplicable power flows in Lulu's body, making every movement of her at this moment full of strength, and her mind is also unprecedentedly clear.

She has already recalled the scene on the day of the explosion, and restored it nearly forty times. Several times, the potion was not effective enough, resulting in internal combustion before the potion was formed.

After talking with Lu Yu, a strange thought was born in my mind.

Lulu doesn't intend to restore it anymore, she's going all out!

Instead of following the memories that have been somewhat incomplete, it is better to trust your own feelings.

Escaping from the kidnapping of memories, Lulu's movements were faster than any previous potion refining.

"After the sap of Tianxing flower is put into order..."

"The magic essence in the goblin's finger bones moves forward..."

"The temperature increases, the stirring speed increases, and the fusion speed of the raw material solution is diluted with magic power."

While making it, Lulu muttered: "That guy Rabbit, from the first time he saw me, he said that I am good-looking... Then I must not be bad, right?"

"Dead rabbit, you haven't lied to me for more than a year, have you?"

Stirring was a little more vigorous.

Sigrid, who came back with a cow on his back, saw that Lulu had already started refining medicine, so he called Lu Yu to the backyard to cut up the meat and make beef jerky.

Considering that the situation inside the barrier was unknown, they had to bring a certain amount of food into it, and dried and smoked beef was naturally the best choice.

Before putting the finished meat slices into the smokehouse, Sigrid twitched her nose violently.

"Sniff..."

Lu Yu also smelled a strange smell.

"Isn't it still on fire, why is there such a big smoke?" Sigrid was very puzzled.

Lu Yu suddenly remembered something, threw the piece of meat in his hand onto the wooden shelf, and hurried back to the front yard.

In front of Lulutis, the container filled with raw materials was shining with a strange orange light, and the light brown smoke was constantly rising. The smell resembled smoked dried meat, or just wrapped in salted bacon. …

Is this refining potions for recovery or processing meat products? Doesn't the smell feel right?

"Lulu... don't you think there is something wrong with this smell?"

Say something wrong, and immediately it becomes even more wrong.

The smell of cured meat turned into a pungent sulfur smell in an instant, and Lu Yu, who was upwind, burst into tears.

This is already a chemical weapon attack, and Lulu is in the middle of the smoke and dust, and she completes the process step by step without moving... Is this the concentration of a genius?

"Hey... the taste seems to have changed again." Sigrid wondered.

Sure enough, the light yellow smoke floating in the air gradually began to dissipate, and what filled the air was a unique fresh aroma of plants.

In just a minute or two, the potion in Lulu's hand changed three times.

Seeing that Lulu's stirring action stopped and the small magic circle controlling the flame temperature was also extinguished by Lulu, Lu Yu and Sigrid took a few steps forward.

At this time, the liquid lying in the container in front of Lulu was pitch black.

Lulu turned into a small stick with magic power and stuck it in, sticking a little.

The liquid was very viscous, and the brushed texture made Lu Yu's scalp tingle.

In a word, it doesn't look like you can drink it.

Did it really fail again...

Lulu stared fixedly at the bowl in front of her, all the tentacles were trembling.

"There is no failure, all the materials have been fused...the medicinal properties are well preserved...it seems to be a success?"

Although her tone was not firm enough, Lulu was ecstatic after a short shock.

The state of the liquid medicine didn't look like a good thing, Lu Yu wanted to persuade Lulu to think twice, but she picked up the bowl impatiently, and drank it down in one gulp.

Like drinking black sesame paste...

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