My Wife Has Been Blackened

People from both sides of the village looked at each other in blank dismay.

Behind the bandits were a dozen or so women, each with a big belly. Others wiped their tears with handkerchiefs.

There was a mass of dark figures in the snow, just looking at them made their knees weak from the tense atmosphere.

A large group of bandits, armed with big knives and sticks, all of them face sinking like water, and the vicious appearance shows that their hands are stained with blood.

The leading bandit man wanted to show off his status as a bandit leader, so he simply stepped on the stone at the entrance of the village. A domineering look.

Zhou Yanci looked at him silently, staring deeply at his stomach.

The villagers of Wufu Village wanted to sneak out to ask for help, but they were surrounded by bandits. Immediately frightened and howled.

No one on either side spoke.

On the contrary, the bandit leader rubbed his stomach a little bit impatiently: "You guys, come out someone? When the village chief comes out, someone must be responsible, right?" The bandit leader couldn't suppress his anger.

The villagers looked at each other, their hands trembling in fear, but now they were a little dazed.

"Ah bah, it's not my sister who made your belly bigger!" Zhou Laosan jumped out all of a sudden, his eyes widened.

The bandit turned dark when he heard the big belly.

"Uncle, your stomach is moving." A child from an unknown family sneaked out and hid among the villagers and said crisply. The villagers were so frightened that they quickly pulled him back to block him.

The bandit leader let out a sigh of relief, feeling furious.

"They came to your village with big bellies. They came to your village two months ago, and now they all have big bellies. I have already asked the doctor to see them, and they are all pregnant! It's not that they are plotting against you in your village, what else can they be?" ?” With so many women going out to visit the spot, why did the dozen or so women who came to this village get pregnant?

Forget it, he brought more than a dozen brothers to visit the spot in person, unexpectedly he got pregnant!

The doctor was invited, but the doctor couldn't tell why.

But sometimes there is something on the belly, which is a bit scary?

"You have such a big belly for more than two months, did you blow fairy air into it?" Someone in the village replied, as if no one had ever been pregnant.

"We didn't know that none of them were pregnant before coming to your village. Some of them reacted immediately after returning home. I checked my body two months ago, but I was not pregnant at that time, and now I am pregnant for five months. Already?" The eyes of the woman standing in front were red, she is the daughter-in-law of the bandit leader, and now she has an extra baby for no apparent reason, it's hard to tell.

It just so happened that her husband-in-law also had a bad temper during the 'pregnancy', and now it's even more troublesome.

"Your words are ridiculous. Is it possible that there are such gods and men in our village? Who else is pregnant? It's okay for women, but for men?" The villagers were full of surprises, and now they lost even their fear. to the horizon.

"Who the hell said I was pregnant, I chopped off his head!" The bandit leader's black and red face was furious.

"Okay, okay, I won't say anything, don't get angry. In case you hurt your stomach...uh..." Zhou Laosan was halfway through persuasion, and swallowed the second half under the bandit's murderous eyes.

"Come out, someone must be responsible for our brother's belly! What's the matter with the son-song stone at the entrance of your village?" Who made their stomachs big!

Did you agree to take advantage of the snowstorm to loot and loot a few villages to settle down? Go back to get pregnant with a big belly? Stop it! Do you still want this face?

"She is the village chief, you ask her. She also moved the stone." Zhou Mingan suddenly pointed out Zhou Yanci.

"Second boy, what nonsense are you talking about? I moved the stones. What kind of village chief is Yan Yan, a girl!" Zhou Chengli scolded angrily and pulled Zhou Yanci behind him.

Hey, it didn't pull.

Zhou Laosan was about to embrace him, when he saw his little sister with her arms wrapped around each other, and the sound of her creaking footsteps could be heard in the snow.

"This robbery is easy to grab or not? If not, I will do it." Zhou Yanci yawned.

What is there to say to a group of men with big bellies and women with big bellies.

"Tell me about you, go back and stay at home with such a big belly, why go out for a stroll. It's Songzi Village, Songzi Village, what else is there besides Songzi?" Zhou Yanci raised his eyebrows.

"Give up, I'm a bunch of men, what a fart!" The bandit leader's heart skipped a beat, and he quickly retorted.

"Believe it or not, I ransacked your village! Anyway, you can't get out now that the mountain is closed. When the government receives the news, I think your corpses are frozen hard." As soon as these words came out, a group of people behind the bandits pulled out their swords in unison. .

In this snow, it is particularly permeable.

The villagers all clenched their kitchen knives tightly, feeling chills in their hearts.

"Roar..." There was a roar.

Behind him, the rustling sounds of the mountains and forests gathered from all directions.

"Wild, wild boar! Ah, boss, boss, it's all wild boars!" The bandit standing outside just finished his sentence when he was pierced by Xiao Ye's fangs, and his heart was so cold.

His eyes were still wide open, and he didn't seem to react.

The bandit leader only had time to turn his head to see it, but he didn't have time to do anything. What can I do in time? After all, he is a big belly man.

"Wild wild boars? Lots and lots of wild boars!"

"My mother, where did all these things come from..."

Those wild boars seem to have become spirits, and they even learned how to pick out their pockets. The big black pig's trotters pulled out the pockets of the dead and stunned bandits and piled them together.

It made people's eyes straight.

Ono stood aside with loving motherly eyes.

Standing majestically behind Zhou Yanci, he held his head high.

"Domestic pigs! Domestic pigs!" Zhou Yanci nodded.

As he spoke, he turned his head and said to the villagers: "Stealer! Take off the horses, clothes, money bags, and food." With a wave of his little hand, he turned over from the robbed person.

"You dare!" The bandit leader only said this, and there were roars one after another behind him.

Threats, naked threats!

"Why don't you dare? You can make a fortune by relying on you." Zhou Yanci grinned his teeth, feeling excited.

The villagers swallowed their saliva, how many wild boars there are! Nima, are the pigs from the whole mountain here?

The bandit leader was going crazy with anger, and he was clenching the mace tightly in his hand.

"Go back, those who should have children have children. If you don't want to have children, you can stay in our village. If you want to come, I can give you a breeding." Zhou Yanci narrowed his eyes slightly, looking terrified. Since you think you are pregnant, you are pregnant? Why don't you have a pulled pig match?

Some marriage, this is her best blessing.

This different kind of marriage has never been done before.

"Yan, Yanyan... My mother has been throwing up a lot these days, she won't..." Zhou Mingan's eyelids twitched, and he said suddenly.

Seeing Zhou Yanci's silent appearance, he almost fainted from anger.

"Today, I think you are going to break ground on the head of the Taisui! Come here if you are not afraid of death, wild boar, kill all of us today to feed our brothers!" The bandit leader sneered, and he had never been afraid of anyone before. !

"Kai Hun, I'm afraid I'm going to celebrate spring for the pigs!" Zhou Yanci sneered coldly, how do you think Xiao Ye brought the wild boars here? Not a group of single pigs!

The atmosphere suddenly became tense.

Zhou Yanci laughed, what happened the last time she laughed?

Oh, the mental hospital is overrun collectively.