My wizarding career begins on Earth

The brown long skirt hugs the body line, and the slightly curly long hair is casually scattered on the shoulders. (っ◔◡◔)っ

She has a beautiful nose and a pair of crystal lips, shining with a pink-orange color, which is moist and plump.

What's the matter?

Leqin frowned slightly, Lu He, who had always been honest, was now a little abnormal, and his unscrupulous gaze made her skin crawl.

So he turned the office chair and crossed his slender legs together.

Lu He looked down.

The black silk stockings I am wearing today are from Balenciaga.

Like it more.

Sister Qin, I want to resign.

After hesitating for a few seconds, reason finally defeated the body's instinct, and Lu He said firmly.

...Huh? Why do you want to resign suddenly?

Yue Qin was stunned when she heard this. Lu He was a capable person in her department. During the day, Li Feng came to complain to her, saying that Lu He did not abide by the company's rules and regulations and was absent from work at will. At night, Lu He came to find her and proposed to resign, which caught her off guard.

Why?

If you have a beautiful leader who takes care of you, working from 9 to 5 every day plus two weekends off, the work content is quite easy, and the monthly salary after tax is more than 10,000.

You definitely won't leave your job.

But Lu He is leaving.

Have you ever seen a serious wizard still working?

Other wizards taste herbs, do dissection, do alchemy, and occasionally travel to other worlds.

He couldn't hold back, so he took the hammer class.

Of course, this reason cannot be stated, so Lu He thought for a while and said casually:

The world is so big, I want to see it.

Are you kidding!

Leqin became angry, her delicate little face gradually changed color, her eyebrows knitted together, and she stared at Lu He sharply.

Previously, Lu He had long been timid in the workplace.

Leqin is not only his leader, but also his guide at work. He has been following her since he graduated from undergraduate degree, and it has been three years now.

Successfully brought him from a little bird in the ivory tower to an old eagle in the workplace.

But would-be wizard Lu He was not deterred and stared back.

After looking carefully, I discovered that Leqin also wore light blue eye shadow, which was charming and charming.

Eyes quarreling...

After a while, Yueqin couldn't stand it any longer, looked away, and brushed her hair around her ears:

Is it because of Li Feng? If you don't like him, I can transfer you to another group.

I'm not teasing you, I really want to resign. Lu He shook his head and said seriously.

Yueqin opened her eyes again and looked at the serious Lu He, and after a while, she pursed her lips helplessly:

Why don't you take a few days' rest and think about it carefully.

I'm leaving today. Lu He said.

It feels a bit unkind, but it's almost three o'clock now, and he still has to go to the cemetery to pull weeds. It's not appropriate to be too late.

Haha, why don't you go to heaven?

Leqin laughed angrily at Lu He's words, her chest trembled, and she stepped hard on the piggy on the carpet with the heel of her high heels.

At least there is C Plus, Lu He thought.

When a person really wants to leave, you can't stop him no matter what method you use.

Lu He returned to his work station and prepared to pack his things and run away.

Lu He, are you okay? Li Feng's face looks as ugly as if he's eaten shit. Did you quarrel with him?

Xia Qiming, who was next to him, slid his chair over and patted his shoulder.

I didn't dare to poop any more, so I just squatted for about ten minutes and came out quickly.

Xia Qiming's first job every day at work is to poop for half an hour and catch up on novels updated in the morning.

I'm resigning and will leave later. Lu He explained with a smile.

Xia Qiming, slightly fat, thirty-four years old, joined the company two years earlier than him. He was married but divorced last year.

The two have been deskmates for three years and comrades-in-arms for one year, and they have a very good relationship.

Damn it, why did you suddenly resign? Xia Qiming looked at Lu He with a shocked face.

I want to change careers.

It's true or false. He changed his career and left after a while.

Xia Qiming didn't believe it.

Really, how could I lie to you about such a thing? You will know when Li Feng comes out later.

Li Feng was just called to the office by Yue Qin, probably to discuss the handover of work with Lu He.

Xia Qiming glanced sideways at the office and believed it when he saw the two figures. He sighed, patted Lu He on the shoulder, and said with emotion:

Well, when I get off work and relax my muscles and bones in the evening, I'll treat you to a treat and practice it for you.

Renzhidao is a high-end massage parlor in the business district opposite. The experience of spending 3 at a time is very good. People who have been there say it is good.

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Xia Qiming is the kind of person who can feed the whole family without worrying about it, so he has visited it many times.

Not today, I have something to do when I go back later. Lu He quickly refused.

By the way, which profession do you want to change to? Take care of my brother.

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At four o'clock, the late autumn sun is dying and faint.

Lu He got out of the taxi holding a bouquet of white chrysanthemums.

There is a public cemetery in front. After walking along the shade of the trees for a few minutes, you will reach the entrance of the cemetery.

The entrance is a circular gilded arch with the words Jiufeng Cemetery written on it. It shines goldenly in the sun and is very dazzling.

I took out my phone and checked the location. Yes, it was here.

After approaching the main entrance, Lu He noticed a notice board next to it. He was worried about whether there were any special regulations, so he took a closer look.

Then walk away silently, starting from 88888.

After entering the cemetery and walking for a while, I saw densely packed tombstones. There was a gap of nearly one meter between the tombstones, and the middle was filled with various weeds and small trees.

Lu He took out a white chrysanthemum, placed it on the tombstone at the edge, and bowed.

Then he took out a black convenience bag from his pocket, took pictures first, and then pulled out the leaves. After pulling out, he went to the next tombstone, pulled out another white chrysanthemum, and bowed again...

Since he didn't know which grass was the soul-stabilizing grass mentioned in the meditation method and needed actual testing to know, he picked several leaves of each kind of grass.

Twenty minutes later, the bag was full and there was only one white chrysanthemum left.

Lu He stopped and walked around the surrounding tombstones. He was relieved when he found that there were no missing blades of grass.

He casually placed the remaining white chrysanthemums on the tombstone in front of him and prepared to bow as usual.

Just as he lowered his head, he discovered that the photo on the tombstone was of a little girl with a round face, smiling at him.

Lu He also smiled, then turned and left.

The last rays of the setting sun are about to disappear on the horizon.

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After returning to the rental house, Lu He took out the leaves, washed them with clean water, and arranged them into categories.

After counting, there are thirteen kinds in total, with different shapes.

The first type is needle-shaped.

Put it in your mouth and hold it, it has a raw taste.

Lu He frowned and sat cross-legged and began to meditate.

After ten minutes, take it away.

The second type is oval.

The smell is good, with a light fragrance, carry it away.

…

Type nine, rectangle.

As soon as I put it in my mouth, a slightly fishy bitter taste instantly filled my entire mouth, and my stomach suddenly turned.

Hold back your nausea and meditate quietly.

Ten minutes, twenty minutes, thirty minutes...

Lu He never opened his eyes.

Suddenly, the skin on his forehead began to beat in sections, as if there was a worm squirming inside, and at the same time he kept sweating. The sweat was dark yellow and desperately seeping out of his pores.

This phenomenon lasted for half an hour.

After that, he began to sweat all over his body. The color of the sweat changed from dark yellow to light red, gradually soaking the clothes and sheets on his body.

Lu He's face slowly turned gray, and the color continued to deepen. Finally, it became pitch black, and a faint fishy smell emanated from his body.

Immediately afterwards, strips of black, sticky, mud-like substance rushed out from his nostrils, eyes, ears, and even the corners of his mouth.

Suddenly, Lu He's eyes suddenly opened.

With a whoosh, a mouthful of black blood spurted out and splashed all over the floor.

He breathed a long sigh of relief and was about to stand up when his face suddenly changed and his throat rolled.

Wow...a mouthful of light yellow liquid spurted out.

A fishy stench mixed with a hint of blood filled the whole room, like the smell of a corpse that had been rotting for several days.

Lu He squeezed out the black mud remaining in his nose, stood up, pushed all the windows open, turned on the air conditioner to the lowest temperature, and adjusted the wind speed to the highest.

Instead of rushing to clean up the body, I opened the panel in my mind:

Name: Lu He

Inheritance level: Apprentice level (the conditions for opening the next stage have not been met)

Rank: Junior Apprentice

Constitution: 9

Strength: 9

Agility: 9

Spirit: 11

Magic: 1

…

The panel changed and the career change was successful.

Now, I'm a wizard.

Lu He whispered softly.