Mythical Version of the Three Kingdoms

Although Shouchun in Yuzhou is quite far from Yongzhou, it is not difficult to handle the matter of King Qin. After all, there is garbage all around. The only one who can catch Jia Xu's eyes is the concubine Yuan Shao. How can I put it, for this era of garbage? Desperate.

"So the plan is for us to lead the troops and just go there and be done with it?" Yuan Shu looked at Jia Xu's plan to end it after writing a few lines of words on a piece of silk. He was speechless. Are you sure you're not kidding me?

"Lord, there is absolutely no problem with the military advisor's plan!" Qiao Rui, whose total loyalty points in the four dimensions were less than the total, immediately stood up to support Jia Xu. It has been a pleasure to follow Jia Xu in the past two years. Jia Xu is simply a cheat, completely conquered Killed all the trash under Yuan Shu's command.

Considering that his own military advisor also had good intentions, Qiao Rui decisively supported him.

"Go away, I'm going to be King Qin when you talk about it. Where's Lu Bu?" Yuan Shu glanced at Qiao Rui and showed no respect at all. Qiao Rui also showed loyalty to Jia Xu and showed her what full loyalty means. He rolled back to his position in front of his face.

After all, Yuan Shu, who had gone through the plot and turned the ship over, was thinking that Lu Bu would come to vote for him in the last life, and now he has to become the king of Qin. Why didn't Lu Bu come? Jia Xu didn't mention it before, so Yuan Shu forgot about it. Anyway, this is the last time in his life. The important thing is honey water, it doesn't matter whether it is Lu Bu or not.

"Go to Yuan Shao." Jia Xu replied. His intelligence system was very complete. After all, he needed money and people, so the intelligence network was still fine.

"Then I can defeat King Qin by myself?" Yuan Shu looked at his rich arms and his fingers that were almost like carrots, and began to think. It seemed that all his men were trash.

"Look at the plan." Jia Xu opened the plan, and there were a few big words on it, "Conquer the enemy without fighting!"

"Okay, you are worthy of being my number one military advisor. I leave it to you." Yuan Shu looked at it and didn't understand, but it doesn't matter, whatever you say will be taken.

Jia Xu felt tired and looked at the group of generals around him who were looking at him with eager eyes, as well as Yuan Shu who looked like he was mentally ill. He let out a long sigh, as long as I had a second choice, I would definitely run.

Jia Xu took away 70% of the soldiers and horses in Yuzhou and Yangzhou. Because he was King Qin, and Yuan Shu had been lying down drinking honey water all his life, letting Jia Xu lead him away, the governors of Yangzhou did not resist Yuan Shu very much, so they acted as Jia Xu wrote a letter as the number one military advisor of the fourth generation and third prince, the old Yuan family, explaining his great righteousness and saying that it was only today that he could help the Han Dynasty, and the prefects had no choice but to lend troops to Yuan Shu.

"Look, this is the disadvantage of having high moral standards." Jia Xu looked at the men and horses sent by the governors of Yangzhou to carry grain and grass. Even Shixie from Jiaozhou sent a thousand people to come all the way. He had completely understood this. The reality of rubbish is that Guan Zhong united the princes, respected the king and resisted the barbarians, making Qi the overlord. Now Jia Xu increasingly thinks that Duke Huan of Qi is the same as the fat guy next to him!

"Ah, yes, yes." Yuan Shu didn't hear what was said clearly, but it didn't stop him from snoring while drinking honey water. "Aren't we a bit aggressive in this way?"

"Why don't you come?" Jia Xu glared at Yuan Shu with a drooping face. If he hadn't dragged Yuan Shu along, Yuan Shu would have dared not come to such an important event as King Qin. Are you the lord? Am I the lord?

People were almost angry to death, and they understood Guan Zhong more and more.

"You get on, you get on." Yuan Shu half-slumped on the carriage, looking at the mighty hundreds of thousands of regular troops, showing no trace of pride.

"What the hell!" Jia Xu felt that he would be pissed to death by Yuan Shu sooner or later, "There will be some young men coming in a while. You can meet them and arrange them to serve as lieutenants under your men. I understand!"

"Ah, understand, understand." Yuan Shu was completely defeated. After returning from Hulao Pass, he never recruited generals. His original idea was to find a military advisor to help him run the operation and stay on his own. After Jia Xu came, he just fished in the early days. , and later found that the surroundings were even more rubbish, and that he had no choice at all, so he was forced to turn over.

After turning over, Jia Xu was forced to accept the reality. If you marry a chicken, you can marry a dog, just live with it. As the saying goes, good birds choose trees to live in, and good ministers choose their masters. I, Jia Xu, am not a good minister. Yuan Shu is not a good master, so be it a turtle bastard.

Considering that these rotten fish and shrimps in his own family are really not good enough, Jia Xu can only watch the recruitment by himself. Of course, Jia Xu's attitude is to come as soon as possible and not to pull him down. Anyway, the loyal people headed by Liang Gang are full of four-dimensional garbage guys. For Jia Xu, make do is enough.

Anyway, if you have a strong foundation, you can just use your brains and make do with it. But for things like loyalty, people like Liang Gang and Qiao Rui really have to stand in the way!

This is also the reason why Jia Xu looks at a group of rubbish but can be kind and help him. After all, in Jia Xu's opinion, the world has not collapsed yet, and the Han Dynasty can still be saved. His useless lord does not want to be the emperor, so the world will not be in chaos. , and if the world is not in chaos, the rules of the game can still be played. In this case, it is not a problem for teammates to be stupid and useless, as long as they are loyal.

Collected a group of talents such as Sun Ce, Zhou Yu, Gan Ning, Jiang Qin...

There was no other way. Yuan Shu did not rebel and relied on Jia Xu to make Yuzhou prosperous. The local bandits could not develop at all. The prefects in Yangzhou could only accept the reality in the face of Jia Xu's moral kidnapping. What could these guys do? Just vote for Yuan Shu.

After all, in this round of bad competition, Yuan Shu won a great victory!

Others performed a large number of operations, resulting in heavy losses in capital. Yuan Shu did not perform any operations, and his originally wealthy capital directly opened a huge gap with others.

Yuan Shu called out their names one by one, and then assigned them positions such as Sima, Qu Chang, School Lieutenant, etc. The young people were all excited and wanted to die for Yuan Shu.

After the group of people left, Yuan Shu immediately collapsed.

"Very good, this is how you will behave when you meet people in the future." Jia Xu expressed satisfaction with this, feeling that Yuan Shu, a rotten wood, still had some use.

"You can just deal with it when the time comes. If you have merit, you will be rewarded. If you make mistakes, you will be punished. There is no need to report it to me." Yuan Shu half-slumped in the frame and waved his hand to Jia Xu.

"The handle of reward and punishment, this is the reason." Jia Xu said with disdain like looking at maggots.

"Oh, you go up, you go up." Yuan Shu said with a wilted voice, turning a deaf ear to Jia Xu's words. His death in the last life was so ugly, which made Yuan Shu realize the reality clearly. Don't mess around with the hammer, and don't seek death.

Jia Xu swallowed everything he wanted to tell Yuan Shu about the Yuzhou and Yangzhou families, as well as Sun Ce, Zhou Yu and others, and understood Guan Zhong completely.

When passing Yingchuan, Yuan Shu went to drink a few large glasses of honey water with the Yingchuan family. He didn't say anything about welcoming new people. He looked like you were so indifferent to me back then, but now you can't reach a high level, while Jia Xu is just a simple person. .

"Military advisor, my brothers don't know how to thank you. I brought you a gift when I passed by." Liang Gang, Qiao Rui and Le shouted outside Jia Xu's camp.

When Jia Xu came out, the three guys had already run away, leaving a sack in front of them. The sack was still struggling. Jia Xu felt a little nervous at that time and was a little afraid to open it.

"Jia Wenhe, do you have the guts to rob someone, but don't you have the guts to release me?" Tang Fei said with an annoyed voice. She was suddenly put in a sack before, and then several grown men laughed wildly. As she was bumping along the way, Concubine Tang thought she had met a bad person, but ended up giving it to Jia Xu as a gift?

Jia Xu said that the army passed by Yingchuan and happened to stop, so he went to the Tang family to have a look, but did not go to see Concubine Tang. Seeing that Concubine Tang was fine, he left with peace of mind.

In the end, who knew the animals Yuan Shu had...

Forget it, I knew these people were animals two years ago, and now that things have come to this, as a military advisor, I still have to wipe their butts, so wipe it!

When Yuan Shu came back, he saw his military advisor and the Queen Mother drinking tea and fell into deep thought. However, Yuan Shu had completely let himself go and was indifferent to such things.

He severely reprimanded Jia Xu and said that women could not be brought into the military camp. Jia Xu said that this was because their Yuzhou army had a disorder of military discipline and had robbed civilian women. Military discipline needed to be strengthened. Then he said that the matter had come to this and that as a military advisor, he had to deal with it strictly. He was directly reduced to a civilian. Since the Yuzhou Army only had one military advisor, he, a civilian, could only temporarily replace him.

After passing Yingchuan and heading to Nanyang, Zhang Ji, who had been waiting for a long time, saw Yuan Shu's army of hundreds of thousands and surrendered directly. He had already promised to surrender. After all, Jia Xu was over there, so it would be considered a good choice if he surrendered. The place to stay, not to mention Yuan Shu's strength, is too terrifying.

Just vote, say hammer, for Jia Xu's sake, I hope it can be decent.

There is no doubt that Zhang Jizhen was honorable because it was Jia Xu who was doing the work. He only reorganized the army and strengthened the order. The original strength not only did not decrease, but also increased. This is What a courage.

Well, when Yuan Shu was drinking honey water, he looked like a broad-minded person with a fat body. I don’t know whether he is bold or not, but his figure is really rich. Anyway, Jia Xu can handle internal affairs and military affairs. Isn’t there another one called Zhou Yu’s boy!

Jia Xu didn't want to argue with these people. From the beginning, he fought to defeat the enemy without fighting. Otherwise, the devil would be willing to recruit hundreds of thousands of troops and consume a huge amount of food and grass to march from Yuzhou to Yongzhou.

Zhang Ji received such decent treatment, and was recommended by Jia Xu to lead the partial army, and was personally introduced by Jia Xu. He successfully joined the Yuan family's group of mentally retarded veterans. It was like a pair of eyes, so he followed him back to Xiliang to see him. When I arrived at Li Jue's group, I was so happy, Zhi Xi's happiness!

Later, Zhang Ji asked his nephew Zhang Xiu to worship Jia Xu as his adoptive father.

That’s right, although there is no such thing as “Bu has been wandering for half his life, he just hates that he has never met his master, and if he doesn’t abandon him, he is willing to worship him as his adoptive father.” My nephew will give you my adopted son." Although Jia Xu was a little embarrassed, he still accepted it.

After passing Wancheng, we went west and took Qingni Pass to pass Lantian. How can I put it, Yongzhou was indeed on guard, but on the other side, one of the big leaders, Zhang Ji, surrendered, and Yuan Shu also led an army of hundreds of thousands. , vote if you get it.

As a result, Qingni Pass, which is known as a natural barrier, did not play any role at all, and Yuan Shu entered Yongzhou like an armed parade.

At this time, Li Jue, Guo Si, and Fan Chou had not yet established a foothold in Yongzhou, and there had been no conflict over the food and grass issue. However, when Yuan Shu's army of hundreds of thousands rushed in, the three of them were stunned.

At this time, the Central Plains had become quiet. Even Cao Cao, who had captured Yanzhou by Lu Bu, stopped fighting at this time. Everyone was waiting for the battle of Yongzhou.

However, the fight did not start, and the three fools surrendered. There was no other way. Jia Xu and Zhang Ji went to persuade them personally. In addition, Yuan Shuzhen led an army of hundreds of thousands, and was willing to use the name of the Yuan family as a guarantee, saying that he would not pursue the crimes committed by several people in the past. crime.

Suppressed by force, suppressed by intelligence, and bound by love. The opponent also suppressed the family reputation. The three fools had no choice but to surrender. After all, this was Mr. Yuan, the head of the Yuan family. He used the reputation of the fourth and third masters of the Yuan family to express that he would not pursue it. Well, if you can’t believe this, then there’s no need to believe anything.

In Li Jue's words, it would be worth it for the three brothers to die if they could destroy the Yuan family's century-old reputation!

So he entered Chang'an so easily. When he entered, Yuan Shu felt dreamy. What did I do? I didn't do anything. Why did I enter Chang'an like this?

Swelled, extremely swollen, I quickly drank a cup of honey water and collapsed again.

As Yuan Shu entered Chang'an, the world became inexplicably silent. Tao Qian, who had just experienced the war and was about to die, sighed deeply. As a member of the Shu Alliance, at the last moment, he handed Xuzhou Mu's seal to Chen Deng, letting him Chen Deng was dedicated to Yuan Shu and died as a Han official.

Compared to the situation where Wang Yun was kidnapped to a certain extent by the court and the power behind him after he killed Dong Zhuo, Yuan Shu was outrageous. Bi Fist. Now there is no one bigger than him in the entire Han Dynasty. Bi Jiasheng, Si Jiasheng, etc. The third prince of the Yuan family, a long-standing prince, and with the great righteousness of King Qin, he can be said to have no blind spots. Even after Xuzhou Mu's seal was sent to Chang'an, he was already stronger than Dong Zhuo.

"So?" Yuan Shu asked, half paralyzed, looking at Jia Xu sitting on the four-wheeler.

"So you have an idea of ​​what we are going to do next." Jia Xu, who insists on being able to sit and never stand, pressed the button, and the four-wheeled vehicle turned into a recliner, and then he also collapsed.

"Isn't this all your business?" Yuan Shu said that he was already happy, General, the fifth generation and the third prince, I have completed the mission of the old Yuan family, and the rest is none of my business.

"I mean, do you have any ideas?" Jia Xu asked.

"What are you thinking?" Yuan Shu, whose mind was already in chaos, didn't understand it at all.

"The position of emperor!" Jia Xu said with a dark face.

"Fuck, you want to harm me, you want me to die!" The paralyzed Yuan Shu jumped up as if his butt was on fire. Everything else will do, but this won't do.

"Are you sure?" Jia Xu looked at Yuan Shu with such seriousness that he even sat up straight in his wheelchair.

"I, the fifth and third prince of the Yuan family, are a loyal minister of the Han Dynasty. How can I have the intention of usurping!" The chubby Yuan Shu roared angrily. Jia Xu looked at Yuan Shu and smiled.

"You dare to swear to God that Chang'an Bashui said you didn't have this intention?" Jia Xu jumped up from the wheelchair and roared at Yuan Shu.

"Why the hell don't I dare! Listen!" Yuan Shu roared. Because he experienced such an outrageous situation in his previous life, Yuan Shu himself was wary of the position of emperor. Therefore, when Jia Xu aroused him, Yuan Shu directly He swore to the sky and made an alliance with the eight rivers in Chang'an, saying that if he had ideas about the throne of the emperor, his whole family would die miserably.

"Look, I dare you!" Yuan Shu roared at Jia Xu after swearing, and then he may have realized that this was his precious military adviser, and he would have to rely on this guy in the future, so he coughed twice and said, "I'll lie down Come on, pour me a glass of honey water, do you want to lie down with me?"

Jia Xu looked at Yuan Shu with the same expression as before. He was not angry at all because of the other party's previous roar. Instead, he laughed and greeted outside with a smile, "Everyone can come in."

Dong Cheng, Fu Wan, Zhong Ji and others surrounded Liu Xie and appeared in front of Yuan Shu. Yuan Shu was stunned at first, but before he could speak, Dong Cheng and others bowed down and bowed deeply to Yuan Shu.

"You are plotting against me, how could you do this!" Yuan Shu ignored Dong Cheng, pointed at Jia Xu and angrily shouted, "It's useless for me to trust you so much, you are such a person."

"What are you scheming? I hate scheming. I don't want to waste my brain. You are not interested in the position of emperor. It is difficult to dispel such suspicions in normal ways and with our method of intrusion. So this is The simplest method." Jia Xu said casually, and then without looking at the embarrassed expressions of Dong Cheng and others, he saluted Liu Xie, "Don't blame me, the emperor, I can only make this decision."

Liu Xie nodded slightly, while several others were trying to appease Yuan Shu at this time. After all, the other party could say such words and still support the emperor in such a situation, and he was undoubtedly loyal.

After Liu Xie and his entourage were sent away, Jia Xu kicked Yuan Shu aside and lay on the bed, half talking to himself and half explaining, "If you are interested in the position of emperor, let's leave Yanzhou now. In three months We can defeat Lu Bu within a short period of time. We have Yongliang Yanxu Yuyang. As long as we activate your connections, Jizhou will be unstable and most of the world will be in our hands. We can attack when we advance and defend when we retreat."

"But you are not interested. If you are not interested and others think you are interested, then there will be a pull. This internal pull and the lack of external justice can easily have an impact on our local area. The method I use The speed of seizing the world is too fast, and our foundation is unstable." Jia Xu doesn't care whether Yuan Shu listens or not, he will say what needs to be said anyway.

"So it's time to show off and let the people inside know that we really want to help the Han Dynasty." Jia Xu slumped on the couch and said, "Now that it has been achieved, the news will be released. Many of them will not believe it, but we It’s strong enough. When you fight it, this is the step, not to mention it can’t be fake.”

Yuan Shu's oath successfully united the central bureaucracy, and guys like Liu Guanzhang who were looking for a new home and really wanted to help the Han Dynasty, after receiving the news, specially followed Chen Deng here, and then naturally Joined the Han Dynasty.

Because Yuan Shu was lying in peace, things like coercing the emperor, causing trouble in the harem, monopolizing power, etc. could not even be done in the shit basin, because Yuan Shu would not go to court if he could, and going to court would be "Ah, yes." "That's right" and "If you have any questions, please contact my number one military advisor", which is like a pension operation.

So many veterans of the Han Dynasty lamented that Mr. Yuan was a pure and loyal man. This is a sign that he really has no interest in the position of emperor!

With such loyal ministers, the rebirth of the Han Dynasty is just around the corner!

Not only was it just around the corner, after Jia Xu stabilized the internal situation, he directly dispatched the Zhixi Army composed of the Xiliang Sansi and Yuan Shu's four-dimensional less than loyal veterans to go out to Yanzhou.

Lu Bu was undoubtedly defeated. There was no way. The Zhi Xi Army had no brains, but it could really fight. What's more, with the blessing of Yuan Shu's righteousness, the blessing of troops, and the blessing of food and grass, the combat effectiveness of the Zhi Xi Army directly reached an inverse level. Day level.

To put it simply, it took Lu Bu with Chen Gong three months to capture Yanzhou, and it only took three days for Zhi Xi's army to defeat Lu Bu. On the first day, he showed that he was a righteous army, but Lu Bu expressed dissatisfaction. On the second day, Lu Bu was defeated. On the third day, other places in Yanzhou voted directly.

If Xun Yu and others were still able to hold on in a few cities when Lu Bu captured Yanzhou, then when the Zhi Xi Army came to see Xun Yu with an imperial edict and letters written by all the loyal people Xun Yu could know, Xun Yu I can only vote.

There is no other way, the character is just here. If you don't vote, you can't do it. If you vote, you have to write a letter to Cao Cao and ask Cao Cao to vote too.

At this time, Cao Cao was at his most depressed state of mind. The Chronicle of the Three Kingdoms records that Yanzhou was newly lost and his army was depleted of food and supplies. When Shi Yu's envoy returned, he introduced him and said, "I heard that the general wants to send his family to make peace with Yuan Shao. Is this true?" Taizu said, "Yes."

To put it bluntly, at this time, Cao Cao's mentality was so bad that he was ready to surrender to Yuan Shao and declare himself a minister. And Yuan Shu is obviously stronger, so vote for Yuan Shu.

As a result, 1 Shu looked around and saw that only Yuan Shao was left as his opponent, and the rest had already fallen. Zhang Lu, who had finished splitting his front foot, saw that Yuan Shu was so powerful and directly threw smoothly. Liu Yan also died this year. Liu Zhang's own foundation was unstable, Zhang Lu made a move, and the Yizhou family saw that the situation was not good and directly sold Liu Zhang!

Zhou Mu’s son is Zhou Mu. What’s the truth?

Hereditary official positions are not hereditary. With the consent of the country, we the people of Yizhou firmly support the rule of the Han Dynasty. We must have the emperor canonize the governor of Yizhou!

So much so that Yuan Shu felt that he had just drank a few cans of honey water, and that he was the only brother left in the world. You said Liu Biao, Yuan Shu was surrounded on all sides and had great righteousness. In this case, Liu Biao had other options besides surrendering. Choose?

"Are you so strong?" Yuan Shu looked at Jia Xu who had lost a lot of weight and said in disbelief.

"Humph, I'll unify you this year." Jia Xu said disdainfully, and then while Yuan Shu was stunned, Yuan Shao accepted Chang'an's appointment edict and became a guard. He will come to Chang'an in the near future. It depends on what is called a message. Do you understand !

In the twenty-fifth year of Jian'an, Yuan Shu, who had played all his life, came to the end of his life. With Yuan Shu completely indifferent and Jia Xu not wanting to do anything, Liu Xie, who had already taken over the power, came to express his condolences immediately. After all, Yuan Gong and Jia Gong , he was really a pure and loyal figure like the Duke of Zhou, who was able to turn the tide from the fall, but walked away after the incident, and was not greedy for power at all.

In addition, Jia Xu's kind of person has greatly improved the character of these two people. There is no way for Yuan Gong to fish when he can, and basically he will not go to court. The only way to judge the character is Jia Gong.

"Mr. Yuan, do you still have any wishes?" Liu Xie looked at Yuan Shu's weakened expression and felt very sad.

"I have eaten well and slept well all my life, and I have helped support the Han Dynasty~" Yuan Shu said with a smile, very free and easy, "I, Yuan Shu, am worthy of all the princes and princes of the Han family who gave to the Yuan family!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Liu Xie cried in a rare voice. He remembered the time when Gong Jia defrauded Gong Yuan, and Gong Yuan's unruly attitude when he pointed to the sky and swore an oath. At that time, he still had a little disbelief, but after so many decades, Yes, Yuan Gong and Jia Gong really fulfilled everything they said.

"Deserving of the position of Duke." Yuan Shu said intermittently while coughing lightly. Jia Xu was standing aside at this time. He looked extremely healthy and could probably live for many more years. Yuan Shu naturally looked at Jia Xu, and Jia Xu When Xu saw Yuan Shu's gaze, his eyes naturally showed disgust, and then sadness appeared. The former was a conditioned reflex, and the latter was his true intention.

"Well, Jia Wenhe..." Yuan Shu tried his best to show his fierceness, scolded, and then said softly, "Thank you..."

"Gao Dao, do you want the throne of emperor?" Jia Xu suddenly said in front of Liu Xie. Liu Xie was stunned, and Yuan Shu cursed angrily, "Go away, am I that kind of person?"

"Your Majesty." Jia Xu bowed deeply to Liu Xie. Liu Xie understood. After countless hints, Liu Xie finally understood at this moment.

In the twenty-fifth year of Jian'an, Duke Yuan was buried. His Majesty was buried with the rites of the emperor. He was sent to the mausoleum with the emperor's ceremonial guard.

"What the hell do you mean by entering my grave!" Yuan Shu, who was under the Nine Springs, cursed angrily.

"I'm afraid you'll starve to death if no one cares about you." Jia Xu sneered.

That's it for the highway chapter. It's really too perverted to raise a child. There's no need to fight at all. It's all about surrender. Happy.