Naruto of Pirate World

"Boo boo boo boo!"

"Boo boo boo boo!"

"Boo boo boo boo!"

The phone bug kept vibrating, and Rodney walked over and connected the other party's communication.

The phone bug immediately imitated the appearance of the person opposite, his eyes became fierce, and there were two more upturned beards around his mouth.

This wonderful creature that can imitate human faces and convey voices, it was very interesting to use Rodney for the first time, "Moses, Moses, who?"

"Aren't you Reiju? Who are you?" It was a man's voice, which was a little harsh, and the voice had a sense of superiority.

"Vinsmoke Gage?"

"I am, who are you? Where is Reiju?" Gage asked.

"They? They are my captives now, Miss Reiju and your useless son."

"Impossible! They are my best masterpieces! How could anyone be able to defeat them in the first half of the great voyage!" According to Gaji's thinking, no matter what happens, only the four emperors and the emperor's deputy can deal with him. Boys, how can you fail there in the first half of a great voyage?

It's just a small task, how could it fail?

"Hey, don't take them too seriously, let's talk about the conditions now, your two children, each with 200 million Baileys, and two devil fruits..."

"You are extorting!!"

"Oh? I thought that your family's great business and wealth would not care about such a small amount of money. I'm really disappointed. Is your Vinsmoke royal family already in decline? Oh, sorry, you are now even the land. No, there are no more mercenaries like hounds, hahaha!"

Without hesitation, Rodney made a mockery. Anyway, it's okay for a person like Gage to laugh at him, right?

A father who treats his children as a tool to rejuvenate the family, his wife as a tool for procreation, and discards his children at will, with only interests in his eyes, has lost his qualifications to be a father.

Rodney didn't have the slightest liking for this kind of person, so disgusting him became a kind of fun.

"You... you bastard! Dare to report your name!! The technological power of our Germa 66 will definitely make you regret such an act!"

"Oh? Come here! What the hell! I'm Shichibukai Rodney, as long as you come in front of me, I will definitely kill you! Crush your technological power! Let you know that in the face of absolute power, your The power of science and technology is a joke!" Oh, the premise is that you can find me!

"Qibukai! You bastard! Don't think that just becoming Qibukai can do whatever you want!" Jiaji roared.

"Sorry, Shichibukai can really do whatever he wants! Hahaha, old man, don't try to follow the line of the world government. It's useless. I will deal with my spoils. They have no reason for me to hand over your children, um, What kind of behavior would they have done if they knew that you and Dr. Vegapunk studied the 'Blood Factor'? Hehehe, it's very interesting..."

"You... where did you know about this? Yuuji? No, he won't betray me, could it be Reiju?" Gage began to doubt his child directly, and Rodney's eyes became more and more cold, even A bastard whose own children don't believe him is really not worthy of being a father.

Tsk, I want to beat him to death more and more.

"Think about the conditions yourself, oh, as long as you can find me, I will give you a big gift. Hehehe!"

"Wait, you..."

The phone was hung up by Rodney, but when he turned around, he saw Robin smiling at himself, so he asked, "Is there something on my face?"

"No, today's captain is very handsome."

"That is, when am I not handsome?"

"Hehe, it's only for today, please don't be too narcissistic, Captain."

"Captain, you seemed very angry just now?"

"Well, people like Jiazhi are no longer worthy of being parents." He shook his head and said, "One thing to say, what Jiazhi did to his children and his wife, I personally don't even think he is qualified to be a human being." He saw Sanji's past in his eyes, and briefly told Robin about Sanji's childhood.

The sad past that was not a childhood at all made Robin silent, reminding her of her own childhood. Compared with Sanji, she was luckier in some ways, and then she said: "Captain, I support your Choose, and I find, Captain, you are very awkward."

An awkward and gentle person...

"What's so awkward, I just see him upset! And don't use words to me, or you will accompany my avatar to guard Yongzhi today. What are we going to eat tonight?"

"Who knows? The captain has cleared out all irrelevant people on board, even the chef." Robin said with a smile.

"Ah, who made those clones attack me? Really, even the chefs are clones who take up arms and fight. Germa is really a bunch of fighting lunatics." I remembered that when I entered the kitchen, a group of chefs took When fighting with himself with a kitchen knife, his heart was messed up.

Are you Germa all soldiers?

"Captain, can't you control them with your eyes?"

"No, that would be a waste of my chakra." Rodney said, "Chakra shouldn't be wasted on that kind of thing, and this is a war machine that can still operate without clones, so it's better to kill it ?”

"This is the captain's choice, so... Captain, I will leave the dinner to you tonight. Germa's collection of books is still very good. I went to see it. Please let me know when you are eating. Do you want to use it?" Your ability has brought out ramen, and I can't stand eating ramen all the time." Robin left without saying a word, leaving Rodney at a loss.

If I know how to cook, do I still need to eat ramen?

Rodney, who could only say that he could cook, came to the kitchen and fell into deep thought looking at the fresh and luxurious dishes in front of him.

How can we not accidentally make dark dishes?

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

The impotent and furious Rodney had no choice but to pick up the kitchen knife and start cooking.

a moment later...

boom!

Robin who heard the sound looked at Rodney, who was covered in black, with a few black lines on his forehead, "Captain, are you making a bomb?"

"No, no, I'm just trying to cook. Who knew that kind of fish would explode!" Rodney shook his head in denial.

"No, it's because your cooking skills are not good, Captain?"

"You know? You know and let me cook for you?"

"Isn't it the captain's duty to take care of the crew?"

"Huh? I'm the captain, shouldn't the crew cook for the captain?"

"Captain, you are squeezing! I am a historian!"

"Didn't you say you know a lot? It's just cooking."

"No, let the captain do this kind of thing."

The two quarreled like this. At this time, Reiju came over. Rodney didn't restrict her freedom. Anyway, she couldn't leave here without Germa's battle suit. Hearing the quarrel between the two , Said: "Why don't I cook."

"you?"

You must have poisoned the rice, right? No, or in other words, the noble lady who never touches the sun since she was a child will never cook, so it would be easier for her to poison and kill people.

Rodney and Robin looked at each other, and Rodney said, "Robin, let's eat ramen."

After a brief silence, he said, "Eat, captain, I want pork bones."

"Okay then, I'll just eat miso," Rodney said.

After speaking, he exchanged Bailey for three bowls of steaming hot ramen. Robin took it, thanked him, and left with the ramen.

And Rodney handed the other bowl to Reiju.

"Let's eat."

"Where did you get it?"

"You don't care about me, eat it, anyway, poisoning is useless to you."

"thanks."

After taking the ramen, the aroma of the ramen made her a little bit appetite.

When he looked up, Rodney had already left, and his complaints came from a distance: "Damn it, the ramen is about to vomit, why can Naruto eat it for decades without getting tired? I must find a cook what!"

This person seems to be a good person, but his personality is a bit awkward.

After taking a mouthful of ramen noodles with moderate firmness and drinking a mouthful of soup, the taste made her eyes shine

"Delicious~"