Ninja World: I’m Not a Human Being!

Facing a ghost shark who asks for favors as soon as he opens his mouth.

"What in return?" Tsunade frowned slightly.

"Do you have any advanced intoxication medicine there, preferably the colorless and odorless kind, which can make elite Junin unwittingly attack and lose their combat effectiveness. Just give me a bottle."

The ghost shark looked at Tsunade with burning eyes, thinking about the kind of drug she used to bring down Jiraiya in the original book.

Tsunade heard the words and snorted coldly:

"I already knew that you had other plans, and I don't have that kind of thing."

As soon as the voice fell, he flicked his golden ponytail and brushed away with the ghost shark, leaving only a faint scent of a woman, circling in place.

Ghost Shark shook his head, went into the locker room to change his suit, and was about to finish work and go home.

When he was passing by the logistics of the crew, he overheard a conversation between two employees.

"That dried persimmon ghost shark, where did he come to film, he clearly came to eat. He ate eight people's weight by himself, and he was like a rice bucket." One of them complained.

"Don't prepare a lunch box for him tomorrow. This is what Mr. Fuji told me when he came to inspect in the afternoon. Starve this guy to death!"

Another person who seemed to have a higher position said coldly.

This crew is too stingy.

When the ghost shark heard these words, he was a little unhappy, didn't he just eat a little more than the others, as for this?

never mind.

Starting tomorrow, let the snow girl cook at home and deliver it.

The ghost shark thought so and returned to the seaside villa.

the next day.

After a night of time, Mr. Fuji seemed to calm down.

He has a movie star dream in his heart. In order to realize this great dream, he has to temporarily let go of his dissatisfaction with the dried persimmon ghost shark.

However, once the film is finished, the shark guy is useless, it is the moment to remove the grind and kill the donkey.

Fuji-kun thought so, and passed by the ghost shark with a sneer.

The morning shoot went well.

Soon, it was time for lunch.

A dining table was set up on the beach, and a luxurious meal sent from the hotel was placed, which made people move.

With a smile on his face, Fujiko politely invited Tsunade, Mute, and Director Yamamoto to join him for lunch.

Tsunade glanced at the crowd, and was surprised to find that only the dried persimmon ghost shark was sitting on the pony in the corner without food.

"What's going on?" She turned to the director and asked.

"Maybe there's not enough lunch today. It doesn't matter, that guy is strong, it's no big deal to be hungry."

Mr. Fuji gave the ghost shark a playful look, and spoke first, and with a gentlemanly manner, he opened the chair beside Tsunade and made a gesture of please.

Tsunade's face sank, and he immediately understood the reason.

"I'll go over there."

She left a sentence and walked towards the ghost shark.

"Is it because of the incident yesterday, that Mr. Fuji didn't even let you eat rice, it's a bit too much."

Tsunade came to the ghost shark and said apologetically.

Everything is because of her.

"It's okay, someone brought me food. She's already here."

The ghost shark said indifferently, and waved in the direction not far away.

Oh?

Hearing this, Tsunade looked in the direction the ghost shark beckoned, and sure enough, he saw a young and beautiful white-haired woman carrying a large wooden basket and hurried to the set.

"Slow down and be careful to fall."

The ghost shark stood up and greeted the snow girl.

"Mr. Ghost Shark, are you starving."

Seeing that the rest of the crew were eating, Xue Nu looked apologetic. She has been busy in the kitchen since the morning, and she has to take care of the children in the middle, so she came a little late.

"I'm not hungry,

But you worked so hard to cook so many dishes. have you eaten? "

The ghost shark took the wooden basket and asked with concern.

"Well, I ate it."

Xue Nu hurriedly nodded, but as soon as she finished speaking, there was an unsatisfactory gurgling sound in her stomach.

She is too busy to have time to eat.

"Let's eat together."

The ghost shark smiled, lifted the wooden lid of the basket, took out the steaming food, and placed it on the small table next to it.

Among them, there is a delicious plump tender chicken, and a bottle of fragrant shochu.

Tsunade on the side saw this scene, his eyes lit up and he swallowed.

Soju and tender chicken are her favorite foods.

"Would you like to eat together, call Mute over too."

The ghost shark suddenly invited Tsunade.

"OK."

Tsunade froze for a moment, readily agreed, and immediately waved to Mute.

Compared with Mr. Fuji's table of delicacies from mountains and seas, she still prefers this kind of civilian food, drinking and eating chicken.

So, a man and three women sat on the pony, around the small table.

"Right, this is..."

Tsunade looked at Snow Maiden with curious eyes.

"Let's eat first, the dishes are going to be cold." Ghost Shark helped her open the wine bottle, and the aroma of the wine suddenly overflowed.

"Then I'm welcome."

Tsunade didn't ask any further questions, picked up the shochu and took a swig. Then, he broke off a big chicken leg with his hands and gnawed it with relish.

No ladylike image.

"Let's start too. Mute, eat what you like, don't be restrained."

The ghost shark said, picking up a piece of chicken breast and putting it in his mouth.

The reason why he specially asked Snow Maiden to prepare soju and tender chicken was to attract Tsunade, a big foodie.

And the reason why he invited Tsunade and Mute to dinner was because he had put laxatives in advance during the meal of Mr. Fuji.

as revenge.

This matter must not be hidden from Tsunade, so he brought her here.

One man and three women were enjoying themselves happily and eating deliciously.

On the other side, Mr. Fuji was dumbfounded, but he never thought that Tsunade would never return.

What made him even more unexpected was that the snow girl who delivered food to the ghost shark was also a beauty with a plump figure and delicate facial features.

Why, like a dry persimmon ghost shark, He Dehe can let two big beauties surround him.

Could it be that women now like muscular men, and a handsome, fair-skinned man like him is not popular anymore?

At this moment, Mr. Fuji, who has always been confident, doubted his own charm and could not accept it.

He didn't say a word, and ate with a gloomy face.

Twenty minutes later.

Snow Maiden finished eating early, and after the three ghosts and sharks also finished their meal, she diligently packed up the tableware and tableware, looking like a virtuous wife.

"Mr. Ghost Shark, I'll go back first. No one is watching the child at home, so he may cry."

Snow Maiden lifted the wooden basket and said goodbye to the ghost shark with a worried look on her face.

child?

Tsunade heard the words, and with a puff, he spit out all the wine he drank, choking on himself.

"Master Tsunade!" Mute hurried over and patted Tsunade's back.

"Cough cough cough."

Tsunade coughed and stared at the ghost shark and the snow girl, and the more she looked, the more she felt...

These two must have a leg.

"You have a child?" she asked in shock, exaggerated.

If she remembered correctly, this guy is only thirteen years old this year, right?

Although ninjas are relatively precocious, it is not uncommon for them to be adults in their teens, get married and have children early, and then die on the battlefield in their early twenties.

But like ghost sharks, both externally and internally, they matured a little too early.

He also got a snow girl who was much older than him at first glance.

Really "amazing".