No Jokes Here

(Note: Everything that happens in this book has nothing to do with reality, but is a parallel fictional world. Any similarity is purely coincidental.)

Lin Qian sat quietly on the computer chair and looked at the test results on the table.

Lung cancer, advanced stage.

Doctors say he has at most three months to live.

Of course, when he said this, the doctor's attitude was also a little unconfident.

Three months is the most optimistic result, and there is a greater probability that he will die in less than three months.

The only thing that comforted Lin Qianan was that he had no father or mother since he was a child, and had no worries.

The tens of thousands of dollars that Kari had saved was also called to the orphanage, and now he has more than 3,000 living on him.

Life and death are a matter of life, he has done what he can do, and the rest is to pass the last period of time with peace of mind.

"Cough cough~ cough cough~"

A violent coughing sound came out, Lin Qianan endured the pain in his lungs, and skillfully picked up the painkiller and the water glass on the table with trembling hands.

"Cough cough~ cough cough~"

However, before he could take the medicine, he coughed again, and the opened water glass was poured directly on the table, soaking the computer host below.

Lin Qian'an's expression changed slightly, but the severe cough and the pain in his chest made him unable to stop what was happening.

crackling~!

The next moment, unsurprisingly, sparks flashed on the main computer, smoke rose up, and the computer went black.

While coughing, Lin Qianan struggled to lift the water cup and cut off the power, and then collapsed directly on the chair, staring at the ceiling with a dull gaze.

Fu Wushuang and misfortune do not come singly. The house leaks every night rain, and the ship is late and hits the wind.

Sometimes, people are unlucky, and things really don't go well!

Don't even think about it, this computer must be scrapped.

However, in the days and nights of the past four years, it has worked hard enough, and it is time for it to rest.

Exactly, it took a step first, and then went to accompany it.

After a long while, the pain in Lin Qian'an's chest eased slightly. He struggled to stand up in the chair and looked at his computer host.

But at this moment, his expression solidified directly on his face.

The original black plastic case has now become a silver-white metal case full of technology, and although the power has been cut off, the transparent protective case on the side is still shining with colorful lights.

Right in front of the chassis, a large colored "stalk" is appearing there. Judging from the depression around it, it seems to be the power-on button too.

And not only the host, but also the monitor, keyboard, and mouse connected to it have also changed.

They have also turned into a silver-white metal appearance full of technology, and the size of the display seems to have become larger?

He remembered that his monitor was only 24 inches, but now it seems to be at least 30 inches, right?

Is it extremely Tailai?

Looking at it, Lin Qian'an's breathing became a little slower, but the pain in his lungs made it difficult for him to continue thinking.

In desperation, he picked up a tissue to wipe the blood spilled from the corner of his mouth due to coughing, picked up the water glass, took a glass of water from the water dispenser beside him, then picked up his painkiller, and swallowed all the water. down.

With the help of painkillers, after a while, Lin Qian'an recovered slightly. He looked at the silver-white metal case, and slowly reached out and touched the stalk.

Click~!

With Lin Qian'an's light touch, a crisp sound came out, and immediately the monitor and the mouse and keyboard lighted up, and a colored "stalk" appeared on the monitor.

A second later, the computer turned on, revealing a white desktop.

There is nothing on this desktop, only a software icon of "Stery Game" at the very center.

The color of this software icon is very special. If Lin Qian'an can describe it, it is "colorful black".

Lin Qianan shook the mouse, and an arrow appeared.

The operation is not much different from the normal operation of the computer before.

He placed the mouse arrow on the only software icon, and after hesitating for about a second or two, double-clicked to open it.

【The Terrier game is being activated.】

【Binding host】

【Binding is successful.】

Three system prompts quickly appeared on the computer monitor, and then a simple panel appeared in front of Lin Qian'an.

Host: Lin Qianan

Games purchased: none

Completed games: none

Stem Points: 0

This panel is displayed directly on his retina, not in the computer.

As Lin Qianan thought about it, the panel disappeared.

Thinking about it again, he can make it appear.

It's a very simple way to operate.

Lin Qianan returned his eyes to the computer, and the monitor displayed a simple operation interface at this moment.

There are two options at the top of the interface, one is playable games, the other is the game store, and there is an exit option in the lower right corner.

Lin Qianan first clicked on the option of playable games, and there was nothing in it, it was a white interface.

Clicking to return, Lin Qianan opened the game store again.

In it, there is an ink painting style game icon that looks like an ancient man wearing a hat and a cape.

On the icon, the font "10% off for a limited time this month" is displayed in red characters. Below the icon is the word "Jianghu", which seems to be the name of the game.

On the right side of the game icon, there is a number [10], which is mostly the purchase price.

Unsurprisingly, it should have been purchased with the stalk point seen on the panel just now.

Lin Qianan clicked the icon, and a system prompt appeared in front of him.

[Hint: Do you consume 10 stalk points to purchase the current game? 】

There are two options "Yes" and "No" below.

Although he speculated that he could not buy it, Lin Qianan clicked yes.

At the same time, another system prompt appeared.

[Hint: Your stalk point balance cannot buy the current game, please collect enough stalk points to buy again! 】

[Hint: The stalk points are carried by the stalks themselves and cannot be obtained from the game. Players need to collect them by themselves. 】

Lin Qianan fell into silence and began to enter a state of thinking.

Although he is just a street writer, he is no stranger to the things in front of him.

There is no doubt that this is an extraordinary event, and according to the extremely coincidental routine, there is a high probability that it is his golden finger.

However, unlike the system and other cheats in the novel, it seems to be relatively simple and inflexible. Lin Qianan tried to ask questions in his mind and did not get an answer, and the current role did not appear to be too much.

It is speculated that the games in it can be played through this computer, but the benefits of the game itself are uncertain.

Of course, there may be no benefits, even if it is a simple game.

But there is no doubt that this may be his chance to solve the cancer and survive.

But where to get the stalk points is also a question.

After thinking about it, Lin Qianan took out his mobile phone and began to inquire about the meaning of the word stalk.

Although he usually plays tricks, he is not particularly clear about the specific knowledge.

In a short time, he got the answer he wanted.

Generally speaking, stalks refer to the jokes composed of some more popular languages, videos, pictures and the like.

It evolved from the homonym of 叏叏 in cross talk.

And most of the people who like to play tricks are young people.

After a little thought, Lin Qianan could guess what the stalk might be.

He opened a video software on his mobile phone and logged into a video website.

This is a video website "Beep Station" that young people like to use most of the current memes from it.

Afterwards, Lin Qianan searched for the keyword "stalk".

A series of videos came out.

Some of the famous meme videos at the top of the chart have hundreds of millions of views.

Lin Qianan clicked on the first video and played it. It was a video of a macho dancing. The picture quality was a little blurry, but it was very magical.

Many of the actions in it are used to play tricks.

After the video was played, Lin Qianan did not see any system prompts.

Afterwards, Lin Qian'an played several more popular videos one after another, and those were all very terrifying videos, and Lin Qian'an even clicked on a cross talk video.

But it turned out that none of them responded.

Lin Qianan tried out the pictures, emoticons, and even the famous passages in the novels.

But there was no response.

The thoughts in his mind changed, and Lin Qianan had a clear idea in his head.

Pictures, text, and videos are not acceptable.

Either he didn't find the right way to collect it, or the virtual items weren't a stalker.

Of course, it is also possible that the stalker identified by his golden finger is a relatively special item, and not all things that play stalks can be recognized.

Lin Qianan thinks this probability is very high.

If it is the collection of physical objects, where should he go?

Lin Qianan started typing on the notepad on his mobile phone, leaving three locations, namely "roadside stall", "auction" and "antique street".

This is the location he has determined according to the novel stalks he has known since he wrote the novel.

The routines of ancient novels are all the same. Under normal circumstances, the location of the protagonist's adventures cannot be separated from these three places.

Buying good things at roadside stalls and getting golden fingers, picking up leaks at auctions, and pretending to be on the antique street are all well-written and refreshing plots.

Therefore, these locations are also often used to play tricks.

Lin Qianan divided the three locations into pros and cons and analyzed them.

In the case of the auction, the money he has now can't even make a deposit for the entry, so the priority is directly placed at the bottom.

Then the rest is the antique street and roadside stalls.

There are sky-high prices in Antique Street, and it has its own set of unspoken rules. Lin Qianan felt that if he was not familiar with the routines, even if he saw the stalks, it would be difficult to get them in his hands.

Relatively speaking, roadside stalls are very suitable.

Sell ​​everything, have everything.

And the price basically does not exceed 500 yuan.

It is not difficult for Lin Qianan to buy something from it.

Of course, the premise is that there really is the "stalker" he needs.

Without too much hesitation, Lin Qianan shut down the mutated computer and covered it with a sheet, then put on his clothes, put on a mask, planned the route on the navigation map, and then took a taxi and left.

Now he has to fight against death.

The sooner he activates the golden finger, the more hope he will have.

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