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Chapter 22 New Memes

The receipt of the manuscript fee has brought Lin Qian'an's living standard back to normal.

Now he finally doesn't have to eat rice every day to pickle vegetables.

In addition, he needs to spend some money to buy a new computer.

It's too sad to go to the Internet cafe to code words every day.

In less than two days, Lin Qian'an set up the new computer and let Jida Express deliver it to him.

This computer cost him more than 5,000 yuan. Although it is not a top-notch configuration, it is more than enough for him to just watch videos and code words.

On May 22, Lin Qian'an's internal strength had reached the peak of the second-rate. At this time, he was only one step away from becoming a first-rate master.

For the NPCs in the game, it takes at least twenty or thirty years for ordinary people to become a first-class master from gaining access to internal skills.

That's all, it must be exceptionally talented, and it can only be done with a certain amount of drug assistance.

It took Lin Qian'an less than two months to go from contacting internal skills to becoming a first-class master.

This is due to the power of "Martial Classics" and the particularity of his own cancer cells.

However, although his own cancer made his internal strength practice ridiculously fast, if he had a choice, Lin Qian'an would never be willing to let himself have such a time bomb.

After finishing the internal training in the morning, Lin Qianan opened Xuanlong's mobile phone and looked at the information of the two chat groups inside.

The general group of non-staff members of the Dragon Group is still the same. There are just a few insignificant people chatting, and the information has reached 999+.

To Lin Qian'an's surprise, there was actually information about the grouping of non-staff members of the Dragon Group in Qing'an City.

In the group, a group member named "fishing guy" posted a video.

Lin Qianan opened it and found that there was a long fishing rod inside. It seemed to be catching something big and was constantly entangled with him in the water.

"Hooked! Quick!"

"No hurry, let it slip first!"

"Okay, it's almost time, get up!"

With the word "start", a humanoid creature that was more than half the height of a human suddenly burst out of the water. From the screen, it looked like a monkey, but the video also ended at this time, and there was no follow-up.

Below the video is the words explained by the fisherman.

Fishing guy: I cooperated with the official members of the dragon group and caught a water monkey.

Sister Mahjong: Pharaoh is awesome!

Brother Sweet Potato: Old Wang is awesome!

Hot Pot King: Pharaoh is awesome!

Qing Anfei's brother: Old Wang is awesome!

Lin Qianan raised his eyebrows, water monkey?

This meme has actually become a reality.

By the way, old king?

With this title and this nickname, could it be the fishing master Wang Bin, who is known as the chief instructor of eight million fishing men in Qing'an City?

It is really possible that the other party is also from Qing'an City, and his popularity is not low.

The most famous stalk on his body is the sentence "As long as there is anything in the water, there is nothing he can't catch".

This sentence definitely has considerable credibility in the eyes of many fishermen and those who have watched his videos.

If this stalk turns into reality, its fishing ability will probably reach a very strong level.

However, from the water monkey's point of view, the appearance of stalks seems to be more and more frequent.

Lin Qianan revealed some unspeakable emotions in his eyes, and decided to add an extra hour to practice today to ensure that he can break through to the first-class state as soon as possible.

The time came to May 25th. After several days of hard work, Lin Qianan finally succeeded in rushing through the pulse, breaking through his cultivation, and officially entered the realm of a first-class master, relying on the ease of refining his true energy.

At this level, the twelve main organs in the body are basically unblocked, and the dantian is full of true energy. Anyone with a little knowledge of martial arts and light work can easily retreat with one enemy and a hundred in the face of ordinary people.

The next realm is innate. This step is more difficult. It needs to open up the acupoints between the eyebrows and the heart, so that it can absorb the energy of the outside world.

In the Book of Martial Arts, there are three ways to break through this state.

The first is the water grinding time, which relies on the infuriating energy to open up the acupoints between the eyebrows and the center of the eyebrows little by little. This is safer, but the time required may be relatively long. It takes ten years to succeed, and this is how the world's top five in the game break through.

The second is to divide the true qi into yin and yang, so that the yin and yang are unified, and the energy of the outside world can be absorbed in advance. .

The third is to let the true qi have the attributes of the five elements at the same time, that is, the unity of the five elements in the game. This can make the true qi and the five elements grow together, and can also absorb the energy of the outside world in advance.

The effect of this method is similar to that of the second method, and because it can be divided into five separate steps, the difficulty factor is simpler than the one-time success of Yin and Yang.

Among the three methods, Lin Qianan chose the first method.

The latter two methods have certain thresholds and are relatively difficult.

Thanks to his special cause of lung cancer, Lin Qian'an's current qi extraction speed is much faster than ordinary people, and the water mill is not difficult for him.

It might be successful in three to five years.

So this first method is the most suitable for him.

As soon as his mind moved, Lin Qianan condensed the true energy in his dantian, and charged all of them towards the acupoints in the eyebrows.

Boom~!

After a collision, the infuriating qi rolled back and consumed about one-twentieth of it.

Dong Dong Dong Dong ~!

After hitting a dozen times in a row, the true qi in Lin Qian'an's dantian bottomed out.

At this time, the acupoints in the center of the eyebrows were still stable, almost unchanged.

This is the reason why a master of the Five Absolutes has to waste so long to break through, because acupoint rushing consumes too much True Qi.

Time passed slowly in Lin Qian'an's ordinary daily life.

The afternoon of May 26th.

After Lin Qianan finished typing, he planned to go to the roadside stalls in the county town as usual.

This is a habit he has developed during this time.

The purpose is to hope to find stalks in it.

But unfortunately, his luck was not very good. Except for the space ring he discovered at the beginning, he never saw the second stalk again.

Of course, Lin Qian'an didn't hold out much hope either, he was just taking a chance, it's a good thing to have, and he wouldn't be too disappointed without him.

Today, he wandered around for more than an hour as usual, and when he thought he had found nothing again, a prompt suddenly appeared in front of his eyes.

[Hint: There is a stalk near the host, which has been marked. 】

Lin Qianan turned his head to look, and saw a little red light on a leather folder covered with mud at a booth not far away.

With a slight joy in his heart, he stepped forward, pretending to be looking at the cowhide folder while looking at other products.

The cowhide folder was covered in dirt, and the seal was gone, as if it had been opened.

Its cover reads "1999 Nondisclosure Agreement" in large, blood-red letters.

When Lin Qianan saw this line of words, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

About a few years ago, a story suddenly circulated on the Internet.

That is, in fact, in 1999, humans and aliens fought a war. At that time, humans fought desperately and finally won.

However, the earth at this time was already devastated. Because they were unwilling to let future newborns know the cruelty of war, the ruling class at that time used alien technology to clear everyone's combat memory. Only a few people who signed a non-disclosure agreement could Save memory.

This was originally a story used to deceive the post-00s, but because it has been circulating for a long time, it has become a stalk.

As long as someone mentions the keyword "99 years", every young person in the 80s or 90s will smile knowingly, and then say that it was all about that year, and everyone signed a non-disclosure agreement, so don't mention it again.

Make it seem like it's real.

After Lin Qian installed the pieces for a while, he picked up the cowhide folder and asked the stall owner, "Boss, what are you doing?"

The stall owner said: "This is dug out of the ground in my hometown. It should be a confidential document left over from the war. Maybe it records any secrets! If you are interested, I will sell it to 100 yuan. is you."

Lin Qian'an didn't bargain, he took out his mobile phone and scanned a code, then said, "The thing should be a modern handicraft, but I like it very much, and I've already paid for it. Besides, I'm a little curious, where is the place where you dug up this thing, boss? ?"

Hearing the incoming payment sound from the mobile phone, the stall owner thought he had been taken advantage of, and said, "If you are interested, handsome guy, please leave your contact information. If I find something new, I will definitely come to you."

"Okay! Remember to contact me as soon as you have stock!" Lin Qianan nodded, and immediately exchanged contact information with the stall owner.

"Do not worry!"

Back at the residence, Lin Qianan locked the door immediately, and then took out the folder to watch.

There are more than a dozen pieces of information in this folder, and they are all yellowed and look like they have been around for a few years.

Lin Qianan read it line by line, word by word, this is the confidentiality regulation for the mecha operator Rong Changxin, and on the last document, it is Rong Changxin's message.

The message stated that after signing the confidentiality agreement, he should have destroyed his mecha according to the regulations, but he finally buried it in the abolished "Xinxiang Military Base" because he was reluctant to destroy his combat partner. .

Xinxiang is a small town in Shuangrong County, and Lin Qian'an is sure that there is absolutely no military base there.

But after the non-disclosure agreement appeared, things became confusing.

If there really was a military base there, it would be a big deal.

Lin Qian'an hesitated for a moment, then took out Xuanlong's mobile phone, found the internal communication number of Qing'an Longzong Bureau, and dialed it directly.

Although he said that he was very interested in stalks, and even hoped to get more stalks, he was a little unsure about the things involved in this stalk, so it was better to find professional personnel to deal with it.

The phone was quickly connected. After Lin Qianan told the whole story and uploaded all the confidentiality agreements in his hand, the person on the other side said that he would send a commissioner to investigate, so that he would not act without authorization.

After Lin Qian'an ended the call, he looked at the cowhide folder in his hand, and thought about collecting stalk points.

[Hint: Whether to collect the stalk points attached to the current stalk. (Hint: After collecting the stalk points, the stalks will lose their original function.)]

"Yes!"

[Hint: 72 stalk points have been successfully collected. 】

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