Oh My God! Earthlings are Insane!

Since Grandma Wang next door turned into a corpse, she joined the immortal brigade.

The little granddaughter was able to change to another public rental house that was closer to the school and had better conditions.

Meng Chao used his military exploits to apply for the neighbor next door and moved in.

The house doesn't need to be so cramped, and Meng Yishan has some savings in his hands, so he wanted to redecorate it, digging up a lot of walls and floors.

It just so happened that Bai Jiacao was at home alone in the afternoon, bored, fumbling around, and she found such a box from the mezzanine in the corner.

This is an iron box that was very common 20 or 30 years ago and was used to hold compressed military biscuits.

In that era of scarcity of supplies, people were often reluctant to throw away the food inside after eating it, but used it as a storage box.

"It seems...it was put in when we got married?" Both Bai Suxin and Meng Yishan couldn't remember clearly.

Bai Jiacao opened the box cover, and the first thing that came into view was a red, heart-shaped electronic watch.

Under the strong interference of the aura from the other world, the screen has long been blurred.

Bai Suxin was both surprised and happy, picked up the broken electronic watch, looked at it again and again, put it on her wrist, and said sweetly: "This is the first birthday present your father gave me, so it was placed here , I said, why can’t I always find it!”

Meng Yishan laughed "hehe".

Under the electronic watch, there are several postcards, birthday cards and so on, all of which are filled with words, which can still be seen vaguely, with hearts drawn on them.

Meng Yishan's old face turned red in an instant, and he snatched it from his daughter like lightning, and said anxiously, "Don't look at it!"

"It's too late, dad, I've already seen it, I didn't expect you to be so nasty when you were young!" Bai Jiacao covered her mouth and snickered.

"What?" Meng Chao was also very gossip, "It was a love letter from my father to my mother when he was young. Why is he so nasty?"

"Bai! Jia! Grass!" Dad glared, sharpening his knife.

"Brother, as Dad's dearest little padded jacket, I will never betray him."

Bai Jiacao spoke righteously, "Even if you offer a thousand yuan, um, fifteen hundred yuan, I will never betray dad!"

"Okay, you two stop fighting."

Bai Suxin took the letters and birthday cards when she was young from her husband, her eyes were full of sweet memories, and she asked again, "Xiaocao, what did you find out, why did you say that I was very powerful when I was young?"

"This is it."

Bai Jiacao took out a book of mottled notebooks from the bottom of the biscuit box.

There is no word or pattern on the yellow-brown cover. After more than 20 years of erosion, the paper is very crisp, and slag will fall off when it is shaken a little. Mom's handwriting.

"What's this?"

Bai Suxin frowned, her face full of bewilderment, "Why don't I remember, I still have such a notebook?"

Meng Chao leaned over and studied it with Bai Jiacao.

After turning two pages, his pupils suddenly shrank.

"It's...something like class notes, or a handwritten exercise set."

Meng Chao murmured, "The question on the first page is to find a function for fine-tuning the force formula in a zero-gravity environment. It involves advanced mathematics, physics, ergonomics and other fields, and is three times more difficult than the college entrance examination." More than five times!"

"What?" Bai Suxin was confused, "Zero what?"

"Zero gravity, to put it simply, is how martial arts are applied to the cosmic environment."

Bai Jiacao explained, "Although we are still unable to break through the atmosphere of another world, this kind of theoretical exploration is also very helpful for solving the tactical maneuvers of the strong when they are flying fast or falling freely. In short, it is a very cutting-edge martial arts research. That’s why I said, mom, you are amazing. More than 20 years ago, you were only in your teens and twenties, about the same age as me, and the environment is not as good as it is now, so you just studied such powerful problems. I inherited your talent, what's so strange about it?"

"And this, it seems to be assembling or disassembling a very sophisticated instrument, drawing a model of spiritual energy transmission."

Meng Chao narrowed his eyes, "There is serious interference from the alien world, and the matter is extremely unstable. It is rare to see such a sophisticated instrument. This seems to be some kind of... activation device, used to... detonate something?"

The more he watched, the more surprised he became.

All the questions in this handwritten exercise set involve very profound theories, exuding an extremely dangerous atmosphere.

It's hard to imagine that it could be proposed twenty years ago when psionic research was far less advanced than today's war-torn era.

It is even more difficult to imagine that my mother Bai Suxin, an ordinary housewife, can solve most of these problems.

Suddenly, Meng Chao's fingers that turned the page stopped.

In the corner of one of the pages, he saw a pattern drawn by his mother.

Those were two slender eyes overlapping each other.

Like an "X", two eyes, sharing the same pupil.

The black pupil exudes a deep light, like a black hole that can swallow the soul.

pain!

it hurts!

A sharp pain pierced through the brain again from between the eyebrows, and fragments of past life memories danced wildly like screaming sparrows. Meng Chao was convinced that he had seen this pattern in his previous life, where exactly was it?

"Brother? Hehe..."

In a trance, the night witch's contemptuous laughter came from my ears.

There are many illusions in front of my eyes.

Meng Chao seemed to have drilled into the memory fragments of his previous life, appearing in that period of darkness and bloody years.

The purple hair was burning, and the blood wings stretched out, like a sister who escaped from the blood prison, grabbed his throat and lifted him from the ground.

"You have no idea what I'm facing.

"A waste like you will only become a burden and kill me.

"Since the day my parents died, there has been no relationship between us, so stop bothering me in the name of 'brother'!

"Go away, get away from me, go to the ends of the earth, as far away as possible.

"Otherwise, the next time we meet, it will be your death day!"

Meng Chao ignored the night witch's decisive words like a poisonous blade.

He stared at the Night Witch pinching his hand.

On the back of my sister's hand, there is such a strange pattern of crossed eyes, shared pupils, like an X!

The pattern is high and bulging, emitting strange flames constantly, unlike tattoos, it looks like a curse deeply imprinted in it, an indelible curse!

"Plop!"

Meng Chao fell on his back, his past life memory was cracked, and his consciousness returned to the present world.

"Brother, why did you fall down?"

In the junior high school student version, the night witch with a clean hand on the back hurriedly helped him up.

"Nosebleed." Meng Yishan frowned.

"Hurry up, apply a cold towel on it, don't rush to plug your nostrils, wait for the blood to flow clean before plugging."

While taking care of her son, Bai Suxin said distressedly, "You child must have practiced hard in college. When you come back, you will pick up all the good ones. How can you rest assured?"

"I, I'm fine. The weather has been dry recently, and I'm a little angry."

Regardless of the nosebleed, Meng Chao pointed to the X-eyed pattern on the notebook, "Mom, did you draw this?"

Bai Suxin took a look: "Probably so."

Meng Chao took a deep breath: "What is this?"

"I don't know. I painted it on it more than twenty years ago. I probably saw it somewhere. I just drew and played when I was bored. What's the matter? Your complexion is so bad, you look like a ghost?" Bai Suxin was suspicious, " Is there a problem with this pattern?"

Meng Chao opened his mouth, not knowing what to say.

The clues in his mind were still fragmented and crumpled into a mess.

"Okay, let's not mention the pattern for now. Mom, what's the matter with this notebook? Didn't you never go to college? Your middle school at that time could teach such difficult topics?"

Meng Chao was deeply suspicious, thought for a while, and said, "Mom, you must not have been hiding your true identity. In fact, you are the heiress of an ancient and mysterious cultivation family. , elope with dad?"

"Why?"

Bai Jiacao's eyes widened, and he instantly made up a two million-word plot, and even chose the actors and actresses for the leading role.

"What elopement?"

Meng Yishan hit his son's head hard with his chopsticks, "Your mother and I are married by a Ming matchmaker, so please come home with eight palanquins!"

"What are you thinking?"

Bai Suxin couldn't help laughing, "Your grandpa and grandma are the most ordinary people. The world was chaotic at that time, and they died very early in the attack of monsters. There are some photos that record my family environment when I was young. You look like Is it 'big family'?

"As for these exercises, they are really strange, I can't even read them now, but they are indeed my handwriting.

"However, this is also very normal. Didn't everyone say that 'the college entrance examination is the peak of a person's wisdom'? Maybe I was really smart when I was young, but my legs were injured. Cooking, playing mahjong with the neighbors, where else can you be smart?"

"wrong."

Meng Chao shook his head slowly, and became more and more determined, "This is definitely not the level that ordinary high school students twenty years ago could have achieved with their talent or hard work.

"The middle schools at that time could never teach such topics.

"This note must come from another source. Mom, believe me, this is very important. Please recall carefully when, where, and under what circumstances you wrote this note!"

He had a serious look on his face, which frightened his family a little.

Bai Suxin seriously recalled it for a long time, but still shook her head: "It's been too long, I really can't remember it, but it probably wasn't taught in middle school. At that time, monsters invaded every now and then, and the whole city was a battlefield. The society was very chaotic. I only went to school. After one year of high school, the school was destroyed by monsters, and your grandparents were gone, so I went out to find a job to support myself."

Meng Chao asked anxiously, "Mom, where do you work?"

"At that time, good jobs were very scarce, and I didn't have a diploma or extraordinary strength, so I went to work as a nurse."

Bai Su thought, "Anyway, there are wars every day, many people are injured, and all hospitals are seriously short of manpower. With a little training, we can barely cope with bandages, injections and other tasks."

"Nurse... Which hospital do you work in?" Meng Chao felt that he was getting closer to the answer.

"I've changed several, and I've forgotten their names. However, it shouldn't be a big hospital. The nurses in big hospitals are all graduated from nursing schools and have received professional training."

Bai Suxin explained, "At that time, the social order had just been rebuilt, and there were not many large public hospitals. Instead, there were many small clinics opened by powerful people, temporary hospitals in the field, and many hospitals had no names. , Patients recommended each other and gathered spontaneously.

"Monsters attack the city every day, bacteria and viruses spread everywhere, and dead people turn into zombies every minute. In this environment, what hygiene and professionalism should we pay attention to? If someone treats you, you are lucky if you survive, and you will admit it when you die. No one will make trouble. of.

"However, it is said that it is an underground clinic without a signboard, and the technology is really good. I remember that there is a hospital that has worked the longest, probably more than a year. There is a kind of secret medicine there that is very magical. There is a wounded man whose skull was bitten by a monster. It's a transparent hole, and the inside is in a mess. After injecting the secret medicine, they can survive and continue to fight. Do you think it's terrible?

"So, I worked extraordinarily hard in this hospital, and forced myself to learn a lot. I wanted to take the exam for a formal nurse qualification certificate. This study note should be left behind at that time."