Old Vampire and a Holy Girl

49 Stories The Dragon Continues to Adapt to the Public

"It's pathetic not to be able to get on the surface naked."

said the dragon.

The place is a man's private room - the room after being cleaned felt strange, like no heart or beautiful, but not so usual.

The Virgin had finally returned home, and time was about to turn to noon.

Men are quickly dressed in gowns and put into bed.

I wasn't sleepy.

The calmer part of the room is on the bed.

It was a creature called a dragon that interrupted its healing time with a sinister voice.

This red, hairless creature with wings and horns, like a snake stuck in a turtle, seems like a puppy to the public.

So the man tells the dragon that hovers in front of him.

"That would be odd if you were wearing clothes because you are treated like a puppy by the public. Normally, dogs and cats don't wear clothes. But I don't either. My 'public' won't allow me to wander around naked - I'd like to be naked in the room, really."

"I told you not to listen to me."

"Oh, you mean naked in the room? As a matter of fact, once upon a time, my family..."

"You think it would be weird if dogs and cats were wearing clothes?

Is that it?

But on second thought, this dragon had a character that didn't eat up on topics that had nothing to do with it, so it wasn't weird.

It doesn't seem to change around there as long as you say you want to be loved or something.

The journey to the beloved dragon is a long one.

"Dogs and cats wear clothes these days. Yes, just in time, I wanted to talk to you today."

"What is it?"

"Buy my clothes."

"Buy it yourself."

"I hope so, because I can no longer do street art, which is my main source of income."

"Oh, does my family have to go out with me, speaking of which... because I gave you permission to 'not have to go out with me'..."

"No, state power comes to a halt these days when you're doing street art without permission"

……

"Whatever it is, I don't like it by decision. You can't bring pets into the park, kids have to go to school at noon, you have to wear collars and leads during walks, things that have become a whole lot harder to live in."

"Speaking of which, are you wearing a lead when you walk?

"It would be natural"

"Naked."

"It would be natural"

Old man wearing collar and lead naked.

There was a cleavage in my chest that I could tighten through something nasty or scary.

"... but now that I'm made aware that you're naked, I feel like I really want you to wear clothes."

"Right. Then give me clothes."

"Okay. But I don't even have the clothes to go buy my own. I'm not going outside in the first place. So how am I supposed to buy you clothes?

"There will be mail order"

"…………………………………………?

"You don't know. It delivers the ordered items to the house. I put an app in your katie and already have an address or other registration. And then, if you have your account number or card number, the price of the item will be automatically deducted."

"I don't know what you're talking about"

"Anyway, give me your account number. Oh, my God, don't be so bad."

"I just feel like it's going to be bad... and then I don't know what it is, but I don't have that, I don't"

"... what... you, saving or something...?

"You will, in the treasure trove"

".................. you did"

The dragon melts.

He's in some shock, but I'm not sure about men.

"I mean, what, I can't buy your clothes' for sale 'because I can only pay for the goods by some means I don't have?

"Hmm. When this happens, like a touchpen, I'll have to take the tactic of 'waiting for a favorite to come who gives me an appetizing face at the store or wears the product in question'... but my clothes are higher than a touchpen, so that would also reduce the chances of a favorite passing by"

"You were begging and getting a touchpen..."

"I'm not begging. I sold cuteness and bought a touchpen. equivalence exchange. But in the first place, there are people on the mail-order site who will put a price on my cuteness because the streets are empty..."

"You've made it hard to live."

"Totally."

"... oh yeah. Can't you pay the treasure?

"You apparently stopped the economy five hundred years ago. The world today is more about cash than gold and silver treasures."

"Gold is always the same and sparkling."

"Don't pinch the poem in the gap between the stories. My embarrassment."

"I haven't pinched Poem or anything... but with that, okay. It's your only favor. Let your family exchange the treasure for money and have cash ready. If that doesn't work, I don't know."

"No, so... well... there's a system called redemption, so will it be okay in some stores?"

"Depending on the store? Aren't you going to buy it at a store called Mail Order?

"Just as' delivery 'is not the name of the store,' mail order 'is not the name of the store. It is a form of commerce. There are countless stores that sell mail."

"So you can't go to places where there are countless stores and buy them?

"It's a conceptual store. I'm sure there are physical stores, but it doesn't mean I can buy them because I got on board."

"... sorry, but it makes a lot of sense..."

"Right. To sum up the current series of stories in a straightforward fashion, 'Grandpa shut up because the explanation is so lame'. You just have to say," I know. "

"I don't have a connection to you being called Grandpa, but, well, I got my point"

The times seemed to be progressing with great momentum.

Whenever one new word is born, it feels like the old man is being shaken down in tens of thousands.

"I'm grateful. I'll take care of the clothes you bought me."

"Please don't. Something disgusting."

Thank you. You can have my stomach.

"Stop it! The word 'naked' is still ringing in me!

"The dragons have no problems because of the nudity."

"Still... still like this... anyway, I'm not likely to be able to look directly at you today. I feel like my brain is getting dirty through my eyes."

"Contamination from cuteness..."

"That's enough."

Then I'll borrow the Kaitai story.

"Will you use it again... Lately, I've been starting to wonder if that Kaitai legend is the root of all evils."

"The Kaitai story is only a terminal - i.e. a tool. Good and evil are with those who use them."

"That being said, there is something called performance for each tool. What the hammer cannot do as a tool so that it does not replace scissors cannot be done. The idea of entrusting all good and evil to the user, however, is too advantageous for the producer side. I think it's important for humans to have self-control that doesn't create tools that are too convenient."

"I know - it is -"

"Even a fairy is critical, but when you say it, it's annoying. Besides, don't make a shabby modification. Don't be original."

"The fairy and my unit -" Muscle Cutie "- will start full activity soon. Fairy words are my words, my words are my words."

"Isn't it all yours!

"You're not. Our videos will be posted on your account. In other words, it's all yours. I get a rating for being cute, and I get a rating for being funny, and I'll give you everything else."

The lowest remark, but I couldn't say anything too grandiose.

Men have no choice but to shut up.

"Plus fairies have been dropping their families lately... and the debut of" Maid and Muscle Cutie "isn't such a distant conversation... Cook"

"I want to say a lot to you... is that all right with the name of the unit for now?

"Mmm? Speaking of which, you did. Actually, this is' (tentative) '. It would therefore be' maid and muscle cute (tentative) 'if I were to be so precise, and I would debut as' (tentative) 'if I couldn't think of anything else. - Okay, we're done with the process. Looks like I'll be around the day after tomorrow. In exchange for money."

"Were you buying clothes while talking to me?!? When did you get so used to manipulating katie stories?!?"

"As soon as you're stopping, I'm moving on."

The man thought it might be diagonally down, not in front.

Also, the statement now is a confession that Tori didn't even say, 'I've been using kaytai stories to men for a long time without permission', but did the dragon know and say it around there or not...

"Then wait for two days for my clothes to go out - oh no, needless to say to you"

The dragon tries to get out of the room.

The man hesitated.

"Where are you going today?

"I'm going to talk to Grandma."

"... Grandma?

"He is a cat famous for his Third Street videos. Bye."

The dragon leaves as he makes his pico footsteps.

It's called the point that I'm starting to get used to manipulating katie legend, the point that I'm getting along with the cat I called 'Busyk Cat' at some point -

"You've completely infected the world."

Talk to Pathan and the closing pet door.

I knew it, but I haven't heard back.

Men laugh quietly.

I felt strangely lonely, and strangely uncut.

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