Once Upon A Time, There Was A Spirit Sword Mountain

When Little Ling’er recovered to be clear-headed, she found herself standing outside the courtyard wall of the other courtyard, still wearing that exquisite long skirt, after bathing The water vapor has not completely dissipated, but… the slender silhouette cast in front of the setting sun with his back, looks so lonely and sad.

Stunned for a while, emotions gradually developed in Little Ling’er Mu Ran’s mind, a strange smile hung on the corner of the girl’s mouth, and then strode towards a certain direction in the county town.

At the same time, Wang Lu and Wen Bao squatted in a remote alley, each holding cooking cakes and cooked meat, gorge oneself.

“Senior Apprentice Brother Wang Lu, do you think Sister Ling…really no problem?”

Wang Lu swallowed the meatloaf in his mouth, said with a smile:” Don’t worry, a woman is a natural actor. Didn’t there have been an errand guy to confirm your identity? It can be seen that she has penetrated into the enemy, and she will be able to make achievements in the near future.”

“… …But, I always feel that Sister Ling seems to have made a big sacrifice.”

“What can I sacrifice? I won’t really be taken advantage of by others, on the contrary, I will be all the stars cup themselves around the Moon, seeing as a fairy descending to the earth, that guy must be in a mess! You know, on Spirit Sword Mountain, no one praised her for her beauty, right?”

Wen Bao thought for a while: “It’s really ……Why? Actually Sister Ling is really pretty.”

Wang Lu said with a smile: “What’s the use of being beautiful? The temperament is there, it’s hard for people to take She looks at her as a woman, just like my Master. Objectively speaking, she is also a beauty, right? Don’t talk about a woman, would you treat her as a human?”

“…This is true.”

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“Right? But as long as Little Ling’er is willing to act, it’s okay to fool a mountain gangster, must say…” Wang Lu frowned, “That means she is slightly thin in figure, but This year, I don’t want too much perverted lolicon, maybe that lewd stick is just right for her bite! Poor breasts are scarce value, ha ha ha!”

Wen Bao didn’t understand it too well, but Seeing that the senior apprentice brother smiled happily, he also joined the silly smile, but the smile stopped abruptly.

At the alley, a young girl leaned back against the setting sun, and a slender shadow cast down, which happened to cover his vision.

As if night fell.

Wang Lu raised the head, seeing the girl, was about to smile and say welcome triumph, but the next moment……

“Wang Lu, I will kill you Ahhh!”< /p>

The young girl stepped forward with amazing power, her figure resembling electricity, and punched Wang Lu’s face heavily.

Boom!

The youngster flew out like a cannonball, and then with a thud, it was printed on a dirt wall.

Transforming Vigor hits people like a painting, a freehand figure painting!

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“…so that’s how it is, it is unexpected that things would change like this.”

With a heavy dark circles, Wang Lu made a heartbroken expression and sighed.

Just now, Little Ling’er humiliatedly recounted her experience in the other courtyard-of course, Wen Bao had been driven far away, it was Wang Lu’s separate conversation with her. This kind of life-long history of humiliation, if one more person knows, one more person’s mouth will be wiped out!

Wang Lu was dumbfounded when he heard about the tremendous changes. No matter how professional adventurer spirit he was, he would never have thought that things would change so dramatically. That old bastard is not only lewd, but also perverted! Nothing!

Dare to discriminate against flat breasts! Turn you back!

Wang Lu then sighed: “Sister Ling, I really wronged you…pu!”

I originally planned to try to comfort the girl who was seriously injured, but after speaking, I really endured it. Could not help laughing.

Of course, it turned out to be hung on the wall by Sister Ling again.

“Laugh again, I will hit you until the culprit can’t remember anything!”

Wang Lu touched another dark circle and said with restraint:” Don’t laugh, don’t laugh, I have deeply realized my mistake…I will definitely give sincere compensation when I go back.”

Little Ling’er simply gnashing teeth: “Who wants you to make up? How can you make it up!?”

Wang Lu thought for a while: “Actually I know there are a few home remedies that can enhance breasts, Sister Ling, you…”

Bang!

Wang Lu reluctantly sighed down from the wall for the third time: “Sister Ling, are you going to practice Divine Art? No matter what, I won’t really become two Dimensional!”

“I, I…” Little Ling’er was also a little dumbfounded, because carefully speaking, Wang Lu just failed to plot against, not to hurt her. But the resentment in my heart is hard to calm down, what should I do?

Wang Lu sullenly: “Of course every injustice has its perpetrator. Find the real culprit to get revenge.”

Little Ling’er was dispirited: “How to go? The infiltration plan failed.”

Wang Lu was also a little embarrassed: “Yes, I can’t imagine that guy is so superficial and has no normal aesthetics… If you don’t take this path, you want to enter the Fuzhong It’s really difficult. Neither Wen Bao nor I are good at stealth and change cultivator.”

Little Ling’er snorted: “If you don’t succeed in the front, I’m tired of going around like this. “

Wang Lu said in his heart that you were upset for another reason… When you first made you betray your hue, weren’t you quite happy?

But, really want to play head-on… Wang Lu still hesitates. With the current lineup, he can win against a six-star and one four-star, but it is difficult to catch the opponent.

And if you can’t catch it, this blow is equivalent to beating the grass to scare the snake. It will be difficult to find the general altar again in the future, to catch the sect master. And after this time, it is likely to trigger retaliation from the other party, complicating the situation.

If possible, it is best to sneak attack in secret, because up to this point, their biggest advantage is still that the enemy is in the dark.

So the question is back to the original point, how to sneak into the mansion and catch those two adulterers**?

The beauty plan is the most effective, but it’s a pity that Lady Boss looks good and is not in good shape. Apart from Lady Boss, where to look for good looks and battle strength can hold the Foundation. Establishment cultivator’s powerhouse? Do you want to return to the mountain again? The disciples have long been Heavenly South Haibei, and they have gone everywhere, and the strong men are not so easy to grasp.

Hey, if someone is obsessed with Junior Apprentice Sister Yue Xinyao here, he can make up some tricks. Now it’s good. There is only one flat chest, one fatty, one…

Wang Lu sighed, lowered his head, his eyes just saw a puddle on the ground, the surface of the water was as flat as a mirror, reflecting the youngster’s slightly anxious face.

Hey, wait, there seems to be a way!

“Sister Ling, please wait here with Fatty, I have an idea.”

Sister Ling thought he was anxious and waved weakly: “Go ahead Go.”

After about a meal, just as Little Ling’er was standing a little bored at the entrance of the alley, when he was about to leave, suddenly someone walked into the distance.

That is a beautiful girl with a medium body and an elegant appearance. The woman wore a gorgeous long skirt, which added a bit of coquettish and charming to the delicate and pretty face. The girl swayed while walking. Life style, gaze flow, unlimited style.

When she saw this person, Little Ling’er frowned subconsciously, especially when she saw the girl’s towering breasts, it was a secret hostility.

Damn it, where did this and the others come from in this remote county? It stands to reason that all of them should be malnourished and withered! People in a small county should look like a small county! Growing up so big is to be a professional nanny! ?

Then, in Little Ling’er’s complicated gaze, the strange woman suddenly turned her head and smiled at her and walked straight.

“…you’re looking for me?” Little Ling’er felt uncomfortable, especially after the other party stood still, he held his chest up intentionally or unintentionally, it was a provocation!

“Oh, it’s me.”

“Who are you? Do I know you?” Little Ling’er subconsciously replied, and then froze completely.

Because that voice is so familiar, it’s clearly…

“It’s me, can’t hear it? I don’t use pseudo-voices, shouldn’t it?”

Lady Boss feels her chin is about to fall to her feet.

“Wang Lu !!!＠#!＠#!?”

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“ha ha, this Miss surnamed Wang Minglu, you two also Come and pay your respects soon?”

“…”

“Anyway, because you all are useless, I think about it and I will do it myself, definitely not a special hobby. “

“…”

“It was also the inspiration to see the reflection on the water surface just now… Alas, although we can’t talk about how handsome and handsome, but taking advantage of the secondary sexual characteristics of adolescence I’m not fully developed yet, I can barely make a guest appearance as a pseudo-mother.”

“…”

“Don’t just open your mouth in a daze, just give some comments, I’m here now. Is the appearance okay? It took some time to manage it, it should be almost the same, the details need to be worked out, but for a while, I don’t care about that many.”

“…”

Lady Boss and Wen Bao still have expressions of horror, and the stone sculptures generally stand in place, motionless.

Wang Lu helplessly shook the head, and then reached out to touch Lady Boss’s chest…

Bang! It’s another figure painting.

A certain two-dimensional character painting reluctantly said: “…you are not very spiritual? The unguarded posture just now is to pull a snake from its hole?”

Lady Boss blushed and covered his chest with his hands: “Smelly Rogue, damn pervert, you…it’s disgusting!”

Wang Lu jumped off the wall and retorted angrily: “It’s not your flat chested incompetent ! If otherwise, why make me betray your hue? My psychological pressure is great!?”

“damn pervert! Stay away from me! Also, don’t breathe, your pervert will pollute the whole The air of the county town!”

“Damn, you flat-chested arrogant hairy!?”

Lady Boss is extremely angry, but she turned her eyes and couldn’t help but say in surprise: “You said I have a flat chest…but what’s the matter with your chest, a big man? It doesn’t feel like stuffed with cotton apples.”

Wang Lu sighed, patted the chest, peng peng ring.

“This…” Lady Boss was stunned, and then she realized, “You adjusted the shape of your ribs!? Good guy, you secretly practiced this skill!?”

Wang Lu mockingly said with a smile: “Well, Formless Sword Bone, isn’t it the bones? Although it feels a bit uncomfortable, it is not a big problem to hold it for a day or two. Anyway, if you don’t use your hands, or if you don’t use violent activities to produce milk shake, It’s not too different from the real guy.”

“The dignified Formless Sword Bone allows you to use it this way, it really is…”

“The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked, this It is estimated that the door art has already produced many more unrestricted usages in the hands of the Master, such as the third leg bone… My insignificant ability is simply unattractive. Okay, let’s not gossip, I will come to the door to lure me away. Now.”

Lady Boss startled: “Go here? So straightforward? There must be a reason, right? I did a long joke with Wen Bao before!”

“That’s because you two too weak, so I have to increase the foreplay! But with my strength, why lubricate?” Wang Lu sneered, “You can watch it later, let you see professional adventurer’s Great!”

“Professional adventurer’s pervert…”

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Not long after, a group of three came to the gate of the other courtyard again, Lady Boss Peeping in the dark with Wen Bao, Wang Lu, who is in women’s clothing, walked out of the hiding place with a confident smile.

With the shadow of the hiding place, Wang Lu didn’t know where to get a bottle of wine, and then pointed it at his neck with a violent spurt, suddenly the wine was full of alcohol!

Then Wang Lu’s steps became faltering and blurred, swaying from left to right, like a royal concubine drunk.

In Lady Boss’s dumbfounded, Wang Lu spoke softly, letting out a faint cry.

“You have no conscience… If you have a newcomer, forget me. At the beginning, each other was a lie!”

Lady Boss only felt that there was another burst of thunder above her head. With a violent boom, the blackness in front of me almost fainted!

This, this is really ruining the world view, although for a cultivator of Wang Lu’s level, changing the voice line to make a woman-like pseudo sound is basically with no difficulty, in fact, even Wen Bao can Can do it. However, when I think of the broken-hearted woman in front of me who uses alcohol to dissipate her sorrows, the real identity is Wang Lu…

sorry, I still look for my chin on the ground.

On the other side, Wang Lu cried and walked towards the door of the other courtyard, seemingly intentionally or unintentionally.

The two robust men in the nursing home naturally saw the drunk women in the night, they were all frowned. They always felt that things seemed a little strange, but they couldn’t tell for a while… …Anyway, when Quan was watching a play, the drunk woman looked embarrassed, but she looked good when she looked closely, especially the pair of murder weapons on her chest, which really didn’t look like something that could be raised in a remote county like Wuhou County.

The two of them looked dumbfounded, pretending to be loyal to the house, but couldn’t stop looking at them, but after a while, there was no need to pretend like that.

Because the woman staggered and rushed forward, and plunged into the arms of the robust man with a drunken breath!

The robust man was stupid at the time, subconsciously trying to push the woman away, but the drunk woman had so strong hands that she firmly grasped his arm and couldn’t escape.

“You men don’t have a good thing! They are all fond of the new and tired of the old, insatiable!”

“You…let go!” The robust man is sweating out, if this is to make steward Even the fairy master saw it, and he couldn’t keep his job. But even though the woman was drunk, she couldn’t hide her exquisite beauty. He wanted to start but couldn’t bear it.

The other robust man froze for a while, and wanted to come and help. Who knew that the woman saw him approaching, and immediately cried harder, and fell to the ground and refused to move!

In the midst of trouble, the courtyard door opened, and Steward looked angrily: “What the hell are you arguing outside!? Annoyed the fairy master, who of us has good fruit!?”

The two Martial Masters quickly everyone talking at once confessed the matter to one side, and then lifted a certain drunk woman up to Steward’s eye.

Steward frowned first when he was smoked by the alcohol, but when he saw the woman’s appearance, especially the white snow on her chest under the messy clothes…

“…motherfucker, sleepy It’s time to give a pillow.” Steward gritted his teeth, reached out to find a mysterious servant in the courtyard, asked him a few words, and then said to the two Martial Masters: “You two, bring me this woman into the house. Go.”

“Ah? But this woman…”

Steward gritted his teeth and said: “Motherfucker, although the origin is unknown…but at this time, where can I manage that many! I’m not interested in the original batch of women, but where can we find a stunning beauty who can be seen by him in this small county? I found one before, and I was disgusted with small breasts!”

“But, yes Don’t…?”

“The array of this house was arranged by the fairy master himself, so we don’t need to worry about it.”

The two Martial Masters are nodded, it is Steward’s idea anyway. , The two of them were only responsible for the execution, so they carried the drunk woman into the courtyard.

Steward personally postponed, and looked at no one on the left and right, he closed the courtyard door cautiously, and mumbled: “This chest is big enough, much stronger than that man.”

At the same time, in a dark corner of the vicinity, Lady Boss, who was watching the whole time, gushed out her blood!

“You perverts…all have to die!”