Otaku Engineer in Great Tang Dynasty

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In the early morning, all sounds were silent, and the eastern horizon shone with a trace of light, carefully soaking the light blue sky, and a new day gradually moved in from afar.

Li Zexuan, who had just had breakfast, sat in the carriage with Tie Dan and went to Guozijian to "go to school" together.

"Selling newspapers! Selling newspapers! The freshly released Datang Daily, today's headlines, shocking news, the dignified Dr. Guo Zijian actually eats shit? Is there another secret behind this? Or?"

On the way, I heard the sound of a newspaper boy selling newspapers, but today's newspaper sales are really... a little eye-catching!

"Sanbao, go buy me a newspaper!"

Li Zexuan held back a smile and ordered.

Although he knew that Xiaoyuer would write about Cui Shanyou and others "eating shit" yesterday, he was still curious about how Xiaoyuer would write it.

"Okay~ Young Master! Just a moment!"

After a while, Sanbao bought a newspaper and came back.

"Master, your newspaper!"

Sanbao handed the newspaper into the carriage, and then he sat back in the "driver's seat" in front of the car and continued to drive the carriage.

Li Zexuan took it and jumped directly to today's headline position. Sure enough, a very eye-catching headline came into view: shocking news, Dr. Guo Zijian actually eat shit? Is there a secret behind this? still?

"Tsk tsk, Xiaoyuer's press release is getting more and more professional!"

Seeing the news headline, Li Zexuan felt that he had returned to the modern age, and he smiled knowingly.

Tie Dan also heard the advertisement of the newspaper boy selling the newspaper outside, and he was already itching for the content of the newspaper. At this time, when Li Zexuan picked up the newspaper, he also came over to watch it.

"More than a thousand years ago, King Helu of Wu attacked the State of Yue and was defeated by the State of Yue. Helu died and his husband took the throne. After that, King Goujian of Yue heard that the State of Wu was going to build a permanent navy, so Goujian ignored Fan Li's objection and went to attack the State of Wu. As a result, he was surrounded and defeated. Fu Chai captured Gou Jian, and Fan Li made a secret plan and pretended to surrender."

"Nani? What's the situation? Didn't you want to write Cui Shanyou "eat shit?"

Li Zexuan looked at the beginning of the news and was a little confused. He had some doubts that there was something wrong with the printing department!

Looking at Tie Dan, who was also in a dazed state, Li Zexuan lowered his heart and continued to read:

"While Gou Jian was in captivity, in order to gain trust, he complimented Fu Chai in every possible way. One day. Fu Chai was ill and needed a stool examination. In order to diagnose Fu Chai's disease, Gou Jian tasted Fu Chai's stool in person. Fu Chai was very moved. Finally, he let go of his vigilance. , put Goujian back."

"After 3 years of humiliation, Goujian returned to the country and worked hard and tried his best, with the concerted efforts of the Yue people, to make the country of Yue stronger. Once, Fuchai went to a meeting in another country, and the King of Yue was asked to lead his troops to cheer. Goujian saw the opportunity. It has arrived. Kill the prince, capture Fuchai, and destroy the state of Wu."

"In ancient times, King Goujian of Yue tried his guts and feces for himself. Today, Dr. Cui Shanyou of Guozijian and others ate feces before the court meeting. What's the secret behind this? Next, listen to our reporter Xiao Yu'er."

Li Zexuan laughed when he saw this. He didn't expect that Li Yu would cite scriptures now. It's really "666666". In this way, does the news section also have a cultural atmosphere?

"Haha! Nuo, take the iron egg and watch it slowly! Take a break for the teacher!"

Li Zexuan was too lazy to watch the next episode, but he just wondered if Cui Shanyou and the others would come to him desperately after seeing this issue of today's newspaper?

"Yes, Master!"

Tie Dan took the newspaper, went to the other sofa, and read it by himself.

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"Tie Dan, you and Sanbao go and put this on the wooden plaque!"

In front of the math school, Li Zexuan took out a piece of red paper and a piece of black paper, and handed them to Tie Dan.

Today, he deliberately arrived two quarters of an hour early, just to post the honor roll and shame roll before the students came.

"Okay, Master!"

Tie Dan took it silently. He didn't come first in the monthly exam this time, and he was still worried!

"Tsk tsk, not bad, a red list, a black list, the contrast is very clear!"

Half an hour later, Li Zexuan looked at the posted honor roll and shame roll and said with satisfaction.

"Master, but why does Sanbao think this black list is so ugly! Why is the red list painted with flowers, and the black list is...yes...yes..."

Sanbao grabbed his head and said in a tangled manner. As he talked, he seemed to have encountered something indescribable that he couldn't say.

"It's a piece of shit, isn't it?"

Li Zexuan said it for Sanbao. He entrusted Ma Zhou to make the red list and the black list. In addition to being good at calligraphy, Ma Zhou is also good at Danqing. That Tuoxiang is really "realistic".

Li Zexuan's design not only gave some warnings to the students on the shame list, but also had a bit of bad taste.

"Uh, yes!"

Sanbao said embarrassedly.

"Haha! What's wrong with a piece of shit? Haven't you heard that the King of Yue also ate shit back then? Humph! If these people dare to take the final five exams, they must be prepared to be in the company of shit!"

Li Zexuan snorted and walked away!

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"Huh~~? Isn't that Mr.'s carriage? Why did Mr. come so early today?"

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Zifan exclaimed in surprise.

"Hey~~, Zifan, look, the honor roll and shame roll plaques that were empty before are now posted!"

Yu Dongcai tugged at Sun Zifan's sleeve and exclaimed.

"Damn it, isn't it because the monthly test results have already come out?"

Sun Zifan looked terrified, his legs were a little weak, this guy is scared! The fat beating his father gave him last time was still deeply imprinted in his heart!

"Ah~? Damn it! It shouldn't be so miserable, right? Brother, I think I can pass the test this time!"

When Yu Dong heard the words, he felt a little guilty. He prayed that he would never be so unlucky!

"Why do you think so much? Don't you know if you go and see? I don't believe I'll be on that shame list!"

Kong Quancun at the back said a word, then he held his head high, and went straight to the honor roll and shame roll, and he was very confident!

"Damn, you are awesome! Dongcai, let's go and see too!"

Sun Zifan gave a thumbs up after punching the back of the hole, then dragged Yu Dongcai and walked over there.

Just as soon as he approached, he saw Kong Quancun's sluggish face, an expression of eating poop, Sun Zifan was stunned, and he thought what was going on? Could it be that there are flowers on this list?

He looked at it in disbelief. Of course, he was looking at the shame list. He saw a big shovel painted on the top of the black list. Then he wrote: "Number one from the bottom: Kong Quancun!"

"puff!"

"Hahahaha! I'm dying of laughter! Haha, I'm dying of laughter!"

Sun Zifan couldn't bear it any longer and burst into laughter. Kong Quancun not only looked like he had eaten shit, but he was also "eating shit" on the honor roll, which was really funny! I don't know where he got the confidence just now, and he was the first to run over to see the list.

"Hahaha! Kong Quancun, why is your name under that piece of shit? Haha, it's like eating shit! This shame list made by Mr. is really fun!"

Yu Dong just glanced at it and didn't find his name on it. He couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and then he found this joke and laughed happily.

Although he only got 18 points in the test this time, there are still people who are worse than him, so this guy narrowly escaped and ranked sixth from the bottom!

"Go away! Ah~ I'm fighting with you!"

Kong Quancun almost died of anger, he roared, and he was about to come up and fight!

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