Pet King

Chapter 507: The Human Comedy

Regardless of this era or 100 years later, the filming process of movies is not fundamentally different, but the latter may be more refined and professional.

From the next day, Feimas was taken to the filming scene to participate in the shooting.

It doesn't know which movie it's making, and as one of the 18 stunt dogs, it doesn't need to be told about it. Roger, who is the temporary host, does not care. In the set, his eyes are always greedily chasing those fashionable and beautiful girls. As long as he can get his money, he is willing to let Feimas do anything, no matter how dangerous.

And that dog, that noble star dog, nobody on the set really liked it, except perhaps its owner.

It holds a film pay 8 times higher than the human starring, and every time I come to the set, I will sit in a special car customized by the company, wearing a string of radiant diamond necklaces around the neck, when the crew members eat a humble cauldron at noon When serving, it enjoys steaks alone—cooked steak with onions cooked by a well-paid chef.

As for red wine, it will not be prepared for it in public. After all, there is a "prohibition order".

In addition, the steak plate is silver.

Every move it takes is to hit everyone's face in Chiguochi, reminding them that you are not as good as dogs here.

No one on the set dared to disobey it. After all, even the boss of the company was bitten by it.

There may be many unsatisfactory sets on the set 100 years later, but from the popular star and even the dogs in the crew, at least on the surface, they are all equal, no matter whether they are high or low, they are eating the same box lunch, even if this box lunch is made by living Meals deducted, less than 10 yuan for food standards.

Of course, this is not its fault. It is just a dog. It is a person kneeling in front of it and holding it to the altar.

When shooting a dangerous shot, it will not take risks personally, but will randomly choose one of the 18 substitute dogs. For example, today, a bad dog will be selected to fight a **** bear.

This is a real black bear, locked in a cage, with a stench of body, walking anxiously around the cage, sometimes making a dull growl. It comes from the circus. The animal trainer said that it wouldn't run into the basket, but no one would dare let the star dog perform the opposite play with this black bear. In case of injury, who can bear the responsibility?

"No. 9! Let the No. 9 substitute dog try!" The director cried.

There is no power grid, no anesthesia gun, and no computer special effects 100 years later. All the security guarantees come from the words of the trainer.

The avatar dog No. 9 was pulled out, but it was just close to the black bear in the cage, and it nervously circled far away. Even if the staff pulled it to the cage, it ran away as soon as it released the traction rope. It didn't work a few times. This way, there is no way to shoot thrilling shots of the black bear that De Mu fought in order to protect the little master.

"17! Try another 17!" The director named another unlucky dog.

The avatar No. 17 is the opposite of No. 9. It behaves too aggressively against the black bear. As soon as it releases the traction rope, it yells and rushes to bite the black bear. As a result, the black bear waved a slap from the gap in the cage. No. 17's head was knocked to the ground on the spot, and the sharp claws scratched No. 17's head side.

Not only that, the black bear smelling **** was completely angered, and became more irritable in the cage, seemingly helpless even the trainer. Compared with this violent black bear, the so-called King of Kings is scum!

Everyone at the scene beat the drums in their hearts, guessing that there is no way to complete the scene today, just wait for the black bear to calm down tomorrow and find another dog to try.

But the director did not intend to give up. He happened to be worried that the black bear from the circus had no wildness and could not produce the effect he wanted. The black bear was irritated in line with his mind.

"Continue!" The director announced. "Bring another dog over!"

"Which one, sir?" The staff asked.

The director's eyes flickered over a row of candidates for De Mu, "Which one to choose ..."

"Wang!"

Feimas suddenly barked, because it knew that no matter which other dogs faced the black bear, it had no chance of winning, from being injured slightly to being killed.

The director said thoughtfully, "Well? Is this 13 just now ... I heard that this dog has some patience. I wanted to keep it for use at critical moments, but let it be positive, so let it try. Right. "

"I can help you at any time." Roger didn't want to go ahead, he also saw that the black bear was not easy to mess with, for fear that Feimas was hurt, he was swept out, but there is no way to bring it to the present, he had to pull out and fly. Mas.

Feimas, standing in front of the black bear's cage, neither barked nor ran, and watched the black bear calmly.

Its performance made the director's eyes bright, and the clapper said: "Nice little guy! Good courage! Let 13 play this scene! Ready to start shooting!"

The black bear and Feimas were taken into a temporary fence in the woods to ensure the safety of the staff.

With the order of the director, the black bear's pulling rope was released, and it was already provoked, it immediately roared and rushed to Feimas. Slap, bite, slap ... As long as it is hit by it, Feimas will be killed or injured.

In this scene, Feimas does not need to defeat the black bear, it only needs to make the black bear retreat. Relying on its flexible body, it rushed to the left and right, and made the black bear blow out again and again with realistic fake moves. At the same time, it kept barking to put pressure on the black bear, and occasionally kicked the dust and black eyes into the black bear's eyes. Small stones make it difficult to see.

The black bear's fury and physical strength gradually disappeared. He found that he could not take this clever dog at all, and if he continued to do so, he might still suffer, so he turned around and walked away.

"Wow! This dog is awesome!" The director applauded excitedly, and the scene, which was difficult to shoot, passed through once, unexpectedly.

"What's so great? It's nothing more than a stunt dog. If my dog ​​comes on in person, it's better than it." Duncan sitting on the sidelines watched disdainfully, his dog lying on his feet, not knowing what It looks a little embarrassing.

"Yes, yes, Mr. Duncan, you're right!" The director knows that he made a mistake and hurriedly laughed. "That ... Mr. Duncan, the next shot is the dog who plays the protagonist hugs the little boy after successfully driving away the black bear. Together, do you think this shot ... "

Duncan stood up proudly and straightened his shirt. "Of course it's my dog ​​who plays. No one can show this delicate emotion better than it. Come on, man, it's time we got on ..."

He greeted him twice before his dog stood up tremblingly, and as soon as he took a few steps, he fell flatly on the ground.

"Doctor! Doctor! Where is the doctor? Call the doctor soon!" Duncan panicked and pushed his dog, and it struggled a few times but couldn't stand up.

The director panicked, "Go and call the doctor! Go and call Mr. Charles! Go and call the boss!"

The whole crew was suddenly in a mess.

Duncan, who was born in the military, had a lot of energy. When he saw the doctor didn't come, he tried to pick up his dog and sit back in the car. He stepped on the accelerator and galloped to the hospital.

In the surrounding chaos, Feimas looked at this familiarity, and his memory was recovering.

It's useless, even if Duncan rushes to the hospital, veterinary science in this era is very backward, and they can't find out what disease the dog has. They even tried the old bloodletting therapy, but to no avail.

Femma closed his eyes.

People and things around are like lightning fast-forward movies, appearing and disappearing like lightning.

It opened its eyes and the scene changed-this is its mind-image world, it is its master.

Pegasus returned to Charles's luxurious office again, but this time without Roger's company.

Except for it, there were only Charles and Duncan in the office. They frowned and sighed as if the end of the world was coming.

"It's over." Duncan shook his head in pain. "It's over."

He stood up and walked out hurly.

"Wait a minute!" Charles jumped up, wrapped his arms around his shoulders, and shouted excitedly: "End? Stop talking silly, how could this end! Of course you can choose to leave it, but what about the investor's money? What? How can I tell my boss? "

"Do you think I'm willing? But what if it's not over?" Duncan was already in tears, and a big man was crying with pain in his face. "It's gone, it has left us forever ... There is no second in the world Dogs can do their superb acting ... "

"Well ... I don't think so," Charles said meaningfully.

Duncan felt as if offended and said angrily, "What do you mean?"

Since his dog left, he feels that Charles's attitude has changed subtly from the past, that he is no longer respectful and occasionally aggressive-it is difficult for him to accept this change in attitude. But he forgot one thing. In this building, dogs are more valuable than people, more valuable than everyone, including Charles, and him.

Charles pointed to Phimas, who was squatting next to him. "Don't you think 13 looks like your dog?"

"It's alike, so what?" Duncan said sharply.

Charles said slowly: "13 is very similar to your dog, and according to the director, it also performs very well, so I have an idea."

Duncan was not a fool, he had already guessed what Charles wanted to say. "You ... you ..." He pointed at Charles's nose incredulously.

"Don't look at me like this, I can't help it." Charles shook his head. "Mr. Duncan, this method is just an expedient, but it can reduce our losses. If it is a human actor, it will be troublesome, but 13 is just a dog , It will not disclose it. Only you and I know this. As long as we are tight-lipped, who can find out? "

The expression on Duncan's face changed rapidly, and he could see the intense ideological struggle in his mind.

Charles further advised: "Mr. Duncan, look, this is a very simple matter, and there is no risk. Have you made enough money? I heard that you recently invested a lot of money to buy a piece of land and are building a villa. Are you still rich? "

His tone is soft and hard. If this matter cannot be properly resolved, let alone his senior executive position is not stable, even the company that has just got on track may not have a good outlook ...

Like all American upstarts, Duncan has no habit of saving money, and there is no plan to spend it. He never imagined that his dog would somehow suddenly happen unexpectedly, and took all his money together with some prepaid tablets. , All invested in the consumption of villas and luxury goods-this was nothing, because after waiting for the filming, a large number of bills will roll in, who knows what happened ...

Duncan's heart was empty, only then did he realize that everything he got was built on shit, and he was lucky to find a dog on the battlefield, and nothing more. Without a dog, he is nothing.

Thinking of this, he sat down on the sofa and said weakly, "Mr. Charles, let's go, what are you going to do?"

Charles was relieved to see that Duncan was willing to cooperate. After all, the play was impossible without Duncan. Duncan and his dog were always inseparable. As long as Duncan was there, people would not subconsciously doubt the authenticity of the dog.

"13 is very similar to your dog, so we don't need to worry about it in appearance. The key is to cultivate his habit and make it behave similarly to your dog." Charles said here and took a few slaps.

Suddenly, Feimas thought that Zhang Zi'an was slap. If it was in a pet shop, then four Abyssinian cats would dance ... but no, the courteous chef appeared. He pushed a dining car, respectfully placed the carefully cooked onion-fried steak on the dining table, and poured amber wine into the glass, then quietly retreated.

Charles walked to Feimas, bowed with a smile and said, "Superstar, your lunch is ready, please have a meal."

Duncan looked at a scene full of hilarity and absurdity, and his mind was completely confused.

Seeing that Feimas didn't move, Charles made a secret gesture to Duncan, and motioned for him to come over.

Duncan braced his head and pretended to smile, and said to Pegasus in a gentle tone like his lovers and children, "Come on, dear, come and have your lunch."

If Pegasus is a human, goosebumps will surely rise.

It has decided not to evade, and courageously cooperate with the two clowns no matter what happens, to perform this comedy on earth to the end.

After all, today it is the protagonist.

So it jumped onto the dining chair and began to enjoy lunch.

The first-class steaks are cooked just right, they taste delicious and juicy, and the top French wines of the last century tasted incredibly delicious, like an agar slurry, but it ’s strange that it misses the beef stew and red star in the pet shop ... Although beef is just an ordinary supermarket product, although potatoes are often stewed too hard, and even if Erguotou drank it like a hot throat, it just felt that those things were better.

It seems a bit clear, what matters is not what to eat, but who is eating with you.

A pet shop is shabby and shabby, but has something this office will never have.

Feimas finished eating steak and red wine, including broccoli and mushrooms, except for onions.

Charles pursed his short beard and smiled and told Duncan: "It seems our star has changed taste and doesn't like to eat onions."

"Then tell our chef, next time I change the recipe, don't put onions." Duncan said ruefully, and he became more skillful in his role.

Charles echoed: "Yes, for the needs of filming, all the requirements of our big stars should be met."

Feimas really wanted to laugh three times and cry a lot. Their acting skills are comparable to those of the Oscars who have not yet been born.

"Also, put that on again, and our star will surely be more handsome after wearing it!" Charles winked at Duncan, who pulled out a string of glittering diamond necklaces from his pocket.

Duncan reached over, trying to unfasten Pegasus's leather collar and replace it with a diamond necklace. However, as soon as his hand touched the leather collar, Pegasus suddenly yelled.

"Don't touch!"

Duncan was startled, his hands clenched, and the diamond necklace slammed to the ground. The string broke and dozens of brilliant diamonds spilled across the carpet.

Feimas said lightly, "Don't touch, you don't deserve it."

It knows that in the real history, it must have been that they wore a diamond necklace and disguised as another dog, but in this real and illusionary world of the mind, it wanted to retain some more of itself.

Charles misunderstood. He pointed his nose cleverly, meaning that Pegasus must have smelled the smell of another dog from the necklace, so he was unwilling to wear it.

"It seems that our big stars are a little bit new and old," he said with a smile.

Duncan knew and immediately replied: "This necklace is too old, the purity of the diamond is not high enough, and the craftsmanship is not worthy of its identity. I immediately called the Swiss side and re-made a ~ www.wuxiaspot .com ~ That ’s right. ”Charles nodded, suddenly thinking of something:“ Also, our special car for the big stars has been in operation for a year, it ’s time to change to a new one, and I will immediately notify Ford. . "

"Right," Duncan frowned, and lowered his voice. "What's the name of Roger or Roma? What if he wants his dog ..."

Charles smiled with confidence: "His dog expressed his deepest regret when he died unexpectedly during the filming. Although it is only a petty stand-in dog, the company will give him a pension out of morality and then send the dog His body was buried in him. "

Duncan opened his mouth, trying to say something, but eventually swallowed again.

Feimas didn't listen to them, it was attracted by the starry diamonds on the carpet.

Each facet of each diamond reflects its figure like a mirror. Countless figures are busy in different movies, playing different roles.

Feimas suddenly laughed, and Yangtian screamed: "Well! The tide came from the Qiantang River, and today I knew I was me!"

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