Pirates: Bleach Vice-Captain

The southern gate of Aruba, the royal capital of Alabasta.

Mr. 2 looked at the gentleman-looking man in front of him with a cigarette in some surprise: "So you are an accomplice of Straw Hat. Rumor has it that Mr. Prince is also you, right?"

"No, my name is Sanji, and I am the best cook at sea."

"Chef? That slave is a top-notch shemale. If you are a chef, you should go back to cooking and not interfere in the affairs of this country."

"I should give you this."

At this time, Usopp arrived at the southeast gate of the royal capital Aruba and saw the injured Chopper lying on the ground. He looked anxious and shook his body: "Chopper! Chopper! Cheer up! Where is the enemy? Where is the mr.4 combination?"

Chopper slowly opened his eyes: "Usopp, it's great that you're okay..."

Chopper sat up from the ground (animals have strong resilience): "Don't talk nonsense, I'm here to help you, they are nearby, you must be careful!"

Usopp took a closer look and saw that there were holes all over the sand.

"what happened?"

Chopper: "That ms. Merry Christmas is the mole man who ate the mole fruit. The other mr.4 is the baseball player who is with the dog."

Usopp looked confused: "I don't understand what you are talking about at all."

At this moment, Chopper protected Usopp's body and fell to the ground: "Get down quickly!"

"Um?"

The two of them lay down together, and Mr. 4 emerged from a hole in the ground, swung a baseball bat and hit a baseball over.

The baseball hit the ground and exploded with an ear-splitting sound.

"Usopp, are you okay?"

"I'm fine. By the way, what was that just now?"

When the smoke from the explosion dissipated, Chopper pointed with his hand not far away, and saw a dog-shaped gun (or rather a gun-shaped dog) looking at the two people with a snot in his nose.

This is Mr.4's gun-loving dachshund Rasu, a new creature in which Gun eats the dog's fruit (I don't know how it does it).

Rasu had a runny nose and looked at Usopp and Chopper with a blank expression. It looked like he had a cold.

"Ah sneeze!"

Rasu sneezed and spit out a baseball from his mouth. Although Mr. 4 was bulky, he had quick eyesight and quick hands. He swung the club violently and hit the baseball. The baseball flew towards Usopp and Chopper.

"Usopp, get out of the way!" Chopper shouted.

There was a loud "boom", but Usopp did not completely avoid it. A big hole was blown in the ground, and Usopp was affected by the shock wave of the explosion.

At this time, Ms. Merry Christmas came from behind Mr. 4. Usopp was shocked when he saw it: "Mole! The Mole Man is here!"

Chopper: "She hasn't transformed yet."

Merry Christmas: "You idiot!"

Usopp didn't know what was going on, and lay in Chopper's arms: "Chopper, I'll leave it to you. After I die... can you bury my body in the sea?"

Chopper's eyes popped out and he shouted, "Didn't you say you were here to help me?"

"Hmph, just enjoy the rest of your short life!"

Merry Christmas said, gradually turning into a mole form.

Usopp looked at it: "Penguin?"

Merry Christmas yelled: "Didn't I just say that? It's moles!! Mr. 4, kill them quickly!"

Mr.4 received the order and continued to swing the club to knock out the baseball bombs one by one.

Usopp and Chopper dodged left and right, trying to avoid these bombs. Getting hit was no joke.

"Just knock you down!"

Chopper shouted, raised his fist and rushed towards Mr. 4, but at this time, Mr. 4 swung the bat, and a baseball bomb went straight to his face.

Chopper was horrified and shouted, and Usopp was extremely nervous.

Just when he was about to hit, Chopper's body shrank instantly, and the baseball bomb was launched towards the back. The smaller Chopper looked cute and wiped the cold sweat on his forehead: "I forgot about this move. ”

A false alarm.

At this time, Usopp didn't know when he had already circled behind Mr. 4, raised a five-ton hammer and smashed it on his head: "Usopp Crush!"

Merry Christmas: "Mr. 4! A five-ton hammer, where does that kid get so much strength?!"

After receiving this blow, Mr. 4's vision suddenly went dark and he was about to faint.

Merry Christmas silly!

Chopper was stunned!

Usopp landed steadily, with a arrogant look on his face, and adjusted his goggles: "Because I have sunk countless battleships, people respect me as the King of Destruction!"

Merry Christmas: "Who are you?!"

Usopp raised the five-ton hammer with one hand: "My name is..."

Chopper screamed: "Awesome!"

"Captain Usopp!!"

Merry Christmas scared a drop of cold sweat on my forehead.

Usopp turned around: "Stinky mole! Give me a hammer!"

"Wow!"

It would be no joke if it was hit by a five-ton hammer.

Usopp dropped the hammer, and Merry Christmas immediately went into the hole.

"I'm here, idiot!"

In the blink of an eye, Merry Christmas was in another hole, provoking Usopp.

Usopp's hammer fell in that direction again.

"I'm here!"

"Usopp Crush!"

"here!"

"Crush!"

After going back and forth like this, the two of them actually played a game of whack-a-mole.

"Damn it, he's actually running around!"

"Hmph, no matter how strong you are, so what? If you can't hit, it's still useless!"

Usopp adjusted his goggles: "To tell you the truth, I actually killed many of B·W's employees because they were in my hands!"

Merry Christmas looked shocked: "What...what?!" (I really believe it)

"And..." Usopp pointed at himself with his thumb, "I still have eight thousand subordinates!"

Chopper's eyes bulged: "Really?!"

Usopp looked at Chopper and raised the hammer in his hand: "Five tons!"

Chopper screamed: "Wow! Suguoyi (so awesome)!"

"Eight thousand people!"

"Suguoyi!"

"Ah sneeze!"

While Usopp was showing off, the dachshund Ratso sneezed, and a baseball bomb flew out, hitting Usopp's hammer directly.

There was an explosion, and the sledgehammer caught fire and was burned.

Chopper seemed to feel that his feelings had been deceived: "It turned out to be made of paper!"

"Nonsense, how can I lift five tons? I can't even lift five kilograms so smoothly!"

It turns out that the hammer is made of two pans with two ends, a metal bracket in the middle, and the rest is made of paper. The outside was painted with black paint and a "5t" logo was added, which looked quite scary.

Usopp originally wanted to use this method to scare these two people, but unexpectedly, he was discovered through an accident.

Chopper felt that his outlook on life (deer) had been refreshed.

The Merry Christmas Mole's face turned sinister: "You brat, how dare you lie to me?!"