Pixiu Restaurant, No Way Out

WDNMD, if you can hear this kind of melon just for a meal, it's fucking outrageous!

This is not a restaurant, but the black land in the Northeast! Only this kind of treasure land influenced by evil spirit can grow the sweetest melons! The monsters threw down their chopsticks and grabbed their mobile phones to output frantically. Everyone was an on-site reporter to send reports to their relatives and friends.

Real hammer, real hammer! The broomstick is really hammered by the boss's son!

First-hand news, a thunderstorm in the demon world! It can't be said that that new wife is having sex with her son!

A large amount of traffic poured into the forum, the server exploded, the latest news could not be refreshed, the forum page was blank, and the programmers under Feng Du were cursing and working overtime. Yan Luo gathered in Feng Du's office, and asked with a look of embarrassment: "Your Highness, is it okay to keep these posts? In case that person finds us, we will..."

"Don't be afraid." Feng Du waved his hand: "Have the advertising spaces been arranged? Let me mention the price of this kind of hot post advertisement. If Pi Xiuzhen finds him, I will share the advertising fee with him. It depends on the money." In terms of face, he will not embarrass us."

After Yan Luo and the others took orders, Feng Du picked up Wenxi's file on the table and looked at it for a while, then refreshed the web page, and after urgently adding servers, the forum opened as smoothly as silk again.

Feng Du looked at the gossip post with relish, and murmured: "Pi Xiu, my old buddy, you are really my cash cow."

This month's forum KPI has been saved!

All the posts about Pi Xiu and Wenxi are red and bold, the top traffic Pi Xiu has his own hot search physique, as long as there are monsters who can surf the Internet, everyone knows that there is such a light that travels through the sea of ​​clouds, and finally lands on top of Pi Xiu's head , The green makes people panic.

The color fades and the love is late, the old monster can't satisfy his little wife, and even let his son sneak in. It turns out that even Pi Jiang can't do anything.

Pi Xiu's misery has become the central theme of the forum, everyone is crying for Pi Xiu's green, lamenting that their tears are really worthless.

The top traffic Pixiu didn't know about the bloody storm outside, and didn't know that there were raindrops falling on his head on the green grass, and he was taking the menu to the kitchen to place an order.

Boss Pi personally brought another rooster from the backyard, bled, plucked and ripped open the belly, and personally cooked a pot of chicken soup for Wenxi to replenish some yang energy for his frightened soul today.

Ren Jiao watched his movements: "You don't have enough yang energy, and you still have to kill a chicken to make up for it? Do you know how much such a little rooster costs?"

"Can I give you the yang energy on my body?" Pixiu glanced at him, "His small body can't bear me, so drink a few bowls of soup first."

Qiu Fu smelled the smell of chicken soup and couldn't help it: "My good brother, give me a taste."

Pixiu served him a bowl, causing Qiu Fuhu to bark twice, sighing while drinking the soup: "It's different when you have a wife, how could you be so considerate before."

Pi Xiu frowned: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm single."

"I've hugged and slept together, and my household registration is registered together, and you still say you're single?" Ren Jiao pointed to the backyard: "The pigs in the backyard don't believe it."

Qiu Fu spat out the bones in his mouth: "But why did Erlang God come to check his household registration today? It doesn't make sense that there is no meeting because of the festival."

Pixiu thought for a while: "I guess I heard it from the monsters who came here to eat. Since I beat their dog twice for digging our vegetable field last time, this small-minded person thinks I don't like it, so I picked it on purpose. Come find fault today."

"That Xiaotian dog in their family didn't go to school well, so that's why they are so rude." Ren Jiao said and turned off the fire in front of him: "Qiu Fu, show me how to light the fire, I have to see how the little broom is doing with homework Yes, he has to go to school tomorrow."

Qiu Fu was stunned: "You haven't given up on letting the little broom study."

"You know what, knowledge can change your destiny. I'm a cook now because I didn't study." Ren Jiao took off his apron and threw it away: "Don't forget to watch the fire!"

Speaking of studying, Pi Xiu looked at the time and found that it was almost time for Wu Zu to study by himself in the evening, so he took a bowl of chicken soup and prepared to go upstairs to rest.

Seeing that Pi Xiu was also leaving, Qiu Fu was dumbfounded and asked, "Why are you both leaving? I'm the only one working in the kitchen!"

"The chicken soup in the pot is yours now! Eat two bites when you're tired!" Pixiu waved his hand, "Don't worry, I don't want your money!"

Qiu Fu was taken aback for a moment, then jumped up and cursed, "Ren Jiao and Pi Xiu, two old monsters, lack virtue!"

The chicken soup went into his stomach, Wenxi nodded and said, "Today's soup is delicious."

"I boiled it myself, can it not taste good?" Pi Xiu wiped the corners of his mouth with a piece of paper, glanced at the draft paper on the table under the book, smiled and asked, "Did you just give a lecture to the little broom? "

Wenxi nodded: "He said he couldn't do the homework."

"Is it difficult?" Pi Xiu asked.

Wenxi shook her head with a smile: "How difficult is it to give a question for the little monster? It's just that I don't think he wants to go to school at all. Holding a pen seems to have been greatly wronged."

"Where are children who like to go to school?" Pixiu asked.

Wenxi pursed her lips: "I like it. It's just that my grandfather always thinks my wife is too bad, and he is afraid that other people's children will bully me. From the beginning to the end, he taught me personally. I don't know what school is. taste."

Pi Xiu patted his head: "Isn't it good to have one-on-one teaching in small classes? I don't know what the charges are for small classes now?"

"What charge?" Wenxi asked.

Pi Xiu: "The next time the little broom comes, you ask Ren Jiao to bring a load of seafood to the store. For one-on-one tutoring at your level, that's the only fee."

Wenxi smiled: "Why do you even take Ren Jiao's money?"

"It's called

What do you know if the fat and water don't flow into the fields of outsiders. "Pi Xiu said and held his hand to check the soul body again, it was much better than the beginning, but the Jade Buddha had no effect, so he had to hurry up and find something else.

Wenxi drank the soup and fell asleep for a while, and when the time came, Pixiu took him into Wu Zu's dream again.

I don't know if it's because of eating in the store these days, Wu Zu listened to Jia Suzhen's singing a lot, and hummed a few lines while doing the questions at night.

He sang the play that he loved the most when he was young, and he sang it well.

After hearing this, Wu Zu raised his head and looked at him with a smile: "So you still want to be the number one scholar."

"Who among the scholars in the world doesn't want to be the number one scholar?" Wenxi asked back.

Scholars in the world, who doesn't want to be named on the gold list of Enke High School to shine on the lintel, and to see all the flowers in Chang'an by riding a horse.

Wu Zu was taken aback by his question, and realized that this was his own spiritual world, and what the person in front of him said was also his own inner thoughts. If he wants to be the number one in the exam, doesn't that mean he also wants to be the first in the exam?

How bold and productive a person is, it turns out that deep down in his heart, he is so ignorant of the heights of the world and has a dream of being the number one scholar.

He couldn't help smacking his lips: "You really dare to think."

Wu Zu was silent for a while and listened to Wenxi humming a few more words about the son-in-law, and couldn't help asking: "You said why when I went, sister Suzhen always sang the first prize? It's because she didn't read it very much. Or is it because she likes...people with good grades?"

Wenxi paused, wondering how he knew that he was not Jia Suzhen.

But worried about Wu Zu's mood, Wenxi said: "Who knows, after you get the first place in the exam, ask her, maybe you will know."

Wu Zu was silent for a while.

Beauty is only for the strong, and now I am eighteen years old and stand in the audience like a minion, vowing to let Suzhen see me at a glance.

The student raked his hair back: "Isn't it just study? Who wouldn't know it? Damn, you're so smart that you're afraid you won't get the first place in the exam?"

Wenxi frowned: "You like her so much?"

People and ghosts have different paths, no matter how much you like it, it's useless.

"Superficial." Wu Zu smacked his lips: "It's not called liking, it's called appreciation and admiration. As long as Sister Suzhen can sing, I can always go to restaurants to listen to her and cheer her on. Although I'm almost sick of the food there .”

Wenxi suppressed a smile: "Okay, for your sister Suzhen, I have to start doing the questions now."

Wu Zu worked hard to start studying, but a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, and the journey of learning died in mathematics. He looked at the paper for a long time, looked up at Wenxi and asked, "Can you make me dream of Huanggang practice paper?" , can you also arrange the college entrance examination papers, let's do it once and for all."

Wenxi smiled but didn't smile: "Although you are dreaming, it doesn't mean you can really dream."

Wu Zu coughed lightly: "Okay, I know, there is no shortcut to learning, there is only one way to practice seriously."

Wenxi nodded, feeling that Ruzi could finally be taught.

But staring at Wu Zu's math papers all night, Wenxi was so angry that his hair was dizzy and his hands were shaking. He felt that the child was hopeless, and it would be easier to just go back to the furnace and rebuild. Anyway, Jia Suzhen has waited for so many years, and it is not too much to wait another eighteen years.

Because the monthly exam is approaching, Wu Zu started self-destructive learning, which suddenly increased the pressure on Wenxi, and the burden on the soul and body increased. But he insisted that minor injuries should not go to the line of fire. The main reason is to change Pixiu to watch Wu Zu do the questions. Wenxi estimates that this student will say goodbye before the monthly exam.

Wenxi passed the monthly exam with a sigh of relief, and Wenxi became a little transparent, and was sent off by Pi Xiu's red card. After drinking a few bowls of chicken soup, he was forced into the Jade Buddha to rest.

Teacher Pi took over the coach and went on the field in armor. Wu Zu's heaven is about to change.

That night, Wu Zu fell into a dream again. In the dream, it was no longer Wen Xi's beautiful face, but a strange macho face that Pi Xiu had conjured up.

"you……"

Wu Zu looked at his muscular arm in surprise, wondering how could his inner image change? Is it because the hard work these days has shaped me into a strong man in knowledge and a giant in learning?

Pixiu ignored him, put the papers on the table, and announced a cruel future: "From today, the papers will be doubled."

Wu Zu's breath stagnates: "No! Don't double!"

Pixiu glanced at him: "Double!"

Wu Zu: "Congratulations, you have snatched the landlord!"

Pi Xiu: ...

Get out of the way! Today he is going to let this lifeless student have a taste of the monster's iron fist under the influence of socialism!