Pretend To Be a Boss

  Chapter 43 The Cow Who Doesn’t Lose Skills and the Busy Woman

   There are many people who can kill chickens. Even fewer pigs have been killed.

   To slaughter livestock, it is best to kill them with a knife. According to folklore, if a second knife is used to kill a pig, bad things will happen.

  The legend is naturally not credible. This is just a kind of respect for livestock, just like an executioner beheading his head in an effort to hit the ground with a knife.

   Pig killing is a craft, but cattle killing requires more attention. The folk killing of cattle is to tie the four feet of the cattle, cut a knife in the throat, and then wait for the blood to dry slowly.

  As for the legendary Paoding Jieniu, this can be regarded as a lost martial arts in the contemporary era.

   Tang Xian frowned, hesitating for a while.

  Yi Niu is not easy to kill.

  Although there is a wound on the abdomen, although the physical strength is weak, it is a perfect creature after all.

   Its throat is also very hard, Tang Xian is not sure if his kitchen knife can cut Yi Niu cleanly.

  The final process was a bit cruel, Tang Xian could only stab Yi Niu's wound. It's just that the knife didn't go in. After repeated several times, the wound was finally opened again.

   Not long after, Yi Niu was about to die.

   "I'm a ghost... I won't let you go."

   "Ox ghost? The next thing I want to kill is a snake. You may have a partner. It just so happens that bull ghosts and snake spirits make a pair."

  Dong Ran recalled that Brother Tang also talked nonsense to these creatures in the mining area last time, and she was a little concerned. Is Brother Tang deliberately pretending to be a ghost?

  Blood slowly flowed from the wound.

   There were tears in Yi Niu's eyes. As the saying goes, the bag of pig grass, the hero of the sheep, and the tears of the cow turn in the box.

   This is the sign before the cow dies.

   Tang Xian continued to stab the knife, not in a good mood.

  As he said, of course he wants to understand Yi Niu at once. The kindness of the foodie is probably to let the food die more happily.

   But he can't do it right now.

   Some information surfaced in the sea of ​​knowledge, just like killing the **** three-headed dog and the iron pot pig before, adding some resistance and damage to Yi Niu.

  However, Tang Xian discovered that not all creatures would drop skills.

  The Three-Headed Dog of Cerberus did lose a [Sense of Smell Enhancement], which is very useful, but after that, the Tin Can Pig, Cat-Eared Bat, and Yi Niu did not lose any skills.

   Tang Xian didn't care too much. He ate along the way, and he would always meet a few mining creatures with private goods.

   His eyes fell on the knife in his hand.

   "It seems that we need to hurry up to find Xiao Ke to make a knife."

  The kitchen knife in his hand was curled by the hard cowhide. This knife can no longer be used. Tang Xian still had a spare, but luckily the cow's belly was finally broken.

   "Do you want Soul Crystal?" Tang Xian asked Dongran.

  Dongran froze for a moment: "Don't you want it?"

  Soul crystals are generally kept by the captain.

   "Today you worked the most, everyone eats the food together, and you take the soul crystal." Tang Xian said lightly.

  Dongran was a little surprised, and suddenly felt a little sweet in his heart.

   "Thank you, Brother Tang."

   Tang Xian nodded, thinking that after cutting the cow's stomach, he asked Tang Xiaojiu to melt the cow's head. He said:

   "You go to the bottom of the wasteland to let the wind out. The smell of Yi Niu's death is a bit strong, and it may attract other wasteland cattle."

"good!"

  Dongran is also very worried. After killing the leader of the cattle in the wilderness, the angry herd of cattle may be difficult to deal with after being discovered.

  After confirming that Dongran had left, Tang Xian said to Tang Xiaojiu:

   "Can you burn the head of a cow to ashes?"

   "Can't the cow's head be eaten?"

   "Yes, yes, but it's troublesome. I will take you to a whole cow feast when we have a ranch in the future."

"good."

  Tang Xiaojiu didn't know what Quan Niu Banquet was, but it sounded delicious.

  Pressing the cow's head with her small hand, she didn't breathe out fox fire. This kind of small-scale flame can be easily controlled even if she is still young.

  Yi Niu's head was on fire.

  Under the burning of the fox fire, the bull's head was soon left with only a skull frame, and the soul crystal was exposed. This special biological mine is difficult to destroy.

  Tang Xian carefully wrapped the soul crystal, then folded up the viscera in the tripe, and sealed these viscera with the cover in the item bag.

   This process was cumbersome and full of stench, and it took a full hour and a half.

   After finishing all this, he poured the water from the water bag on his hands and washed them slowly. Tang Xian finally felt better again.

   "At night, you can eat the serious Lianqing Maodu hot pot."

  …

  …

  After killing the cattle, Tang Xian started to turn back with Dongran and Tang Xiaojiu.

  The journey back to the sea of ​​trees seemed a bit long.

   Along the way, Tang Xian was a little bored, so he thought about some unfinished business.

   For example, give Tang Xiaojiu an identity. From Tang Xian's point of view, Tang Xiaojiu is a cute little girl in all aspects, except that she is more greedy than ordinary children and can eat very well.

  When the adults who want to come to the mining area see Tang Xiaojiu, they will instinctively hope that they have the same daughter.

  As a descendant of the demon fox, Tang Xiaojiu did not show any intellectual defects, which is rare. For the creatures encountered so far, whether it is the three-headed dog, Yi Niu, or a stupid bird like Tang Crunch, it is actually difficult to get rid of the habits of animals.

  Qing Jiuyu actually has a little bit, which is relatively inconspicuous.

   "Brother Tang Xian, what are you watching me do?"

   "Tang Xiaojiu, your happy childhood will soon be ruined in my hands."

   Tang Xiaojiu didn't understand, and looked at Tang Xian with a blank face.

  Dong Ran also looked at Tang Xian with a black question mark on his face.

   "From tomorrow, I will start teaching you how to survive in the mining area. In short, the Tang family private school is about to start classes. You and Dongran are students. I will start teaching you how to read."

  Dongran was stunned. She could understand children's preschool education, but why did she follow her?

   Tang Xian looked at Dongran's expression and said:

"has a problem?"

   "I'm not convinced. I know how to survive in mining areas...Although I didn't get full marks in the exam, I don't need to go to kindergarten like Xiaojiu, okay?"

  Tang Xian was too lazy to talk, but just looked at Dongran for a few seconds with a rookie's eyes.

   Dongran blushed.

  Thinking about what I said just now, it may be convincing to others, but it doesn’t seem to work for Brother Tang...

  This person is basically a monster in terms of reserves and ability to use the knowledge of survival in mining areas.

   "Then I will learn from you, can I become as powerful as you?"

   "Of course not."

   "..."

  Dongran looked at Tang Xian a little aggrieved.

  Tang Xian's tone was not deliberately offensive, but was just stating the facts.

   There are many divisions that are stronger than one generation after another, and many are weaker than one generation after another. The master teaches everything, whether the apprentice will have the master's ability, or surpass the master's ability, the answer is difficult to determine based on the topic alone.

   But when it comes to Dongran and Tang Xian, there is nothing to say. Tang Xiaojiu and the future Qiao Shanshan can look forward to it, but the possibility is very low.

  Tang Xian shook his head, feeling a little regretful. He still hoped for a talented successor, or vice-captain. When you can't be there, you can support the team.

  Although the current team counts Qiao Shanshan, who "plays around and doesn't know when to return", there are only three people.

   "Big sister, what is reading?"

   Dongran couldn't bear to answer this question. I feel that Tang Xiaojiu is really pitiful, how can there be a perverted brother like Tang Xian.

   Tang Xian showed a friendly smile and said:

   "Of all the happy things, this is second only to eating."

   "Really?" Tang Xiaojiu suddenly looked forward to it.

   Dongran: "..."

  …

  …

   Don Crunch does not wait in vain.

   Nearly three days later, after seeing Tang Xiaojiu, Tang Xian and the woman come back, it squealed happily.

  Mainly because Maodu hot pot is really delicious.

  The origin of Maodu hot pot is pure and authentic. Tang Xian has seen many versions. The most credible one is probably the story of the Republic of China that appeared more than 1,100 years ago.

  The birthplace is not Lianqing Jiangbei, but Zaifang Street in Nanjimen, the lower half of the city.

  Back then, cattle dealers usually drove cattle to Chongqing from the Sichuan-Guizhou Road, stayed overnight on the south bank, crossed the river early the next day, and drove the cattle to Zaifang Street for slaughter.

The Ma Brothers bought beef tripe and xuewang which are not easy to sell at a low price. They bleached and washed the tripe and removed the stems. As the main dish, it imitated the production and eating method of "Shui Ba Kuai" in the market, and an extra plate was just sesame paste and mashed garlic. the reconciliation. This is the origin and name of Lianqing Maodu Hot Pot.

  Tang Xian knows several ways to make old oil, and this time he used spicy hot pot with authentic Sichuan flavor.

  Dongran felt that his stomach was burning, and felt that after eating a few more bowls, his mouth would be able to breathe fire.

  But people can't breathe fire, so she ate a few more bowls.

  As for Tang Xiaojiu, the little loli who can really breathe fire, she said that she couldn't get enough of it.

   As a bird, Tang Quzhi is full after eating a few shredded small belly, which is easy to feed.

   Tang Xian looked at the two women and one bird under the red oil and heat, felt the evening breeze in the forest, and was in a happy mood.

  The next few days will be relatively busy, apart from teaching the girls, one big and one young, some knowledge about survival in the mining area, Tang Xian reckons that Yu Xiaozhe will arrive tomorrow.

   This person is not a procrastinator if he doesn't arrive on time.

   Then I have to think about it.

  Yu Xiaozhe is a wanted criminal, and the reward is not low. If you don't show up on time, you can only encounter troubles in reality.

   This matter has to wait until tomorrow to make a conclusion, and there is still one issue that Tang Xian cares about.

"Changshan Yiniu has six stomachs, and now I only ate one, and there are five more. Although the item bag will not rot, but I don't want this item bag to smell fishy when it is opened. Although the refrigeration technology is not new , but the mining area can’t be used.”

   Tang Xian suddenly started the topic.

  Dongran asked: "Then what should I do?"

   Tang Xiaojiu waved his small hand and said proudly:

   "Brother Tang Xian, let's eat the remaining five. Let's eat hot pot tomorrow!"

   Tang Crunch nodded frantically.

   Tang Xian shook his head.

   "Old hot pot is delicious. It is beneficial and harmless to eat it once in a while, but it will be reversed if you eat it continuously. I can't eat this thing every day. I have to find a way to raise an ice cat."

  Dongran knows that ice is called a cat, a special kind of cat that lives in the jungle. It is said that the fuller the food, the colder the breath it breathes. It is enough to freeze the hot woodland in a very small area.

   It's not difficult to deal with, it's just an enhanced creature, but it's more troublesome, because this kind of creature is very timid and very rare.

   Tang Xian is not afraid of trouble.

  He has already made up his mind to get a Jibing cat to raise. He has already thought of a name, and he will call it Tang Refrigerator.

  …

  …

   One night passed again.

  Dongran found that before he knew it, it was already the fourth day in the mining area.

  She got up very early. Because Tang Xian arranged a task today. After her morning studies, she was off to chop a hundred-hand tree.

  Dongran asked about the reason, only to realize that it was to make a fence.

   And even the range lines of the fence are drawn.

  She was surprised to find that when building the tree house, Brother Tang had already planted some red thread grass around the huge Baishou tree.

  The vitality of this grass is extremely tenacious, and it can grow in less than two months. Using the red thread grass as the boundary line and building the fence on the inner layer is Tang Xian's first step in making a nest.

   This is physical work. Dongran knows that although she is a delicate girl, she is strong and efficient.

   Followed by the lead channel. Now that there is a yard, it is natural and reasonable to have a small pond of our own. But such actions cannot be done by those who are not strong enough. Dongran thinks it is reasonable for Brother Tang to do it himself.

   Then grow vegetables.

   Tang Xian has already given Dongran the design drawing, which land in the yard can be used and which land cannot be used, all drawn in the design drawing.

  When delivering the design drawings, Tang Xian's eyes were full of trust, which made Dongran feel like being reused, so naturally, she still had to do it.

  Then what does Tang Xian do?

  Tang Xian taught two idiots how to survive in the mining area in the morning, and the teaching was very tiring. Friends will visit in the afternoon, and he should be very tired. He needs to rest.

  He was in the tree house with a smile of "I'm so weak", watching Dongran busy.

  The change of people is subtle.

   In the eyes of outsiders, there are actually traces to follow. But I am very aware of it.

  For example, Dongran is very busy at the moment.

   But when these things are done, such a red area, where humans dare not set foot, unexpectedly has a rather safe small yard. She cheered up.

   You Qi himself participated in the construction of this yard.

  I was originally full of fear of the mining area, but now I am full of expectations for the future life. He didn't even realize that there were only three days left before he was forced to leave the mining area.

  Breathe the air that is much cleaner than inside the pyramid, feel the temperature that changes according to the seasons of day and night in spring, summer, autumn and winter, and eat delicious food with the cute little girl.

   This kind of life makes Dongran's smile hard to hold back. I don't feel how tiring these things are.

  She suddenly discovered that Tang Xian is really a very powerful person.

  She didn't know the details of the Heavenly Selection Trial back then, but now she is willing to trust this person.

  Unlike other people in the pyramid, Tang Xian did not make any efforts or compromises in order to climb to a higher level.

  He is at the bottom level, but he has never cared about the level of the mining area, because he doesn't like it at all.

  It sounds ridiculous to say it, but Dongran really thinks so.

  …

   Tang Xian has no mind reading skills after all, so he doesn't know what Dongran is thinking.

   His nose moved.

   smiled, and it was a joy to have friends coming from afar.

   It should be Yu Xiaozhe who is coming.

  Just then, he frowned again.

   "A few uninvited guests came with me. That's okay, I took care of him."

  (end of this chapter)