Pretend To Be a Boss

  Chapter 86 The Straight Man's Way of Survival

  When Bai Mansheng heard the word "Xian", he was a little surprised, and looked along the huge guiding locust tree.

   Tang Xian frowned.

  During this process, he thought of countless sets of rhetoric, and also thought of a lot of messy things.

  For example, combining the cannibalism of the two women just now. He thinks it is possible for him to be eaten, so can he apply to write a recipe according to his own will before being eaten?

  Or should I want my surname to be Tang or Xu? Or is my name Tang Xian, word Xu Xian?

   The above is naturally cranky.

   It's just that the brain was spinning too fast, and a lot of serious and non-serious thoughts came up during this period. These thoughts flashed one by one, Tang Xian blinked, and had a decision.

   Akas looked at Tang Xian worriedly, but in just a few seconds, Tang Xian's expression had eased, as usual.

  He patted Akas on the shoulder, signaling to relax.

   "Just keep quiet."

  Dongran and Qiao Shanshan were puzzled, but felt that the atmosphere was weird.

   Tang Xian couldn't tell them what kind of embarrassing situation they were in at this time.

  He stood up slowly, and walked out of Guiluhuai leisurely.

   To toss between the camps of humans and beasts, there are many things that need to be possessed. In addition to a huge reserve of knowledge and hard-core survivability, acting skills are also required.

  Bai Mansheng saw Tang Xian walking out so unhurriedly, with a deep and melancholy expression on his face.

  She was always calm, but now she was surprised and puzzled.

   It's a chain reaction.

  When Bai Mansheng's reaction fell into Qing Jiuyu's eyes, Qing Jiuyu was instantly convinced that Tang Xian had seen Bai Mansheng.

   It's just different from Bai Mansheng, she has always played around in the world, and now she just thinks it's a little fun.

  Especially when Bai Mansheng's complexion gradually turned bad, she found it more fun.

   Although the two female leaders have different temperaments, they have a strong aura.

   There is only the two of them in the large open space in the middle.

  Tang Xian still had the same gait, and slowly came between the two, and the three of them were in a tripod posture.

   "We meet again, both of you."

   Two digits?

  Qiao Shanshan and Dongran were shocked again.

  Dong Ran remembers that when he went undercover for Brother Tang, it was the first time he entered the mining area as a regular worker.

  So when did he meet these two beauties?

  I just go back to the Pyramid to buy a pack of cigarettes, and you can hook up with other women behind Miss Er's back.

   And there are still two.

  No doubt a scumbag.

  Dongran's brainwaves unexpectedly connect with Qiao Shanshan.

  The same is true of Qiao Shanshan's thoughts. The two girls met eyes tacitly and nodded in mutual agreement.

   It seems that this is some kind of famous scene.

   On the other end, Bai Mansheng's expression changed from surprise, disbelief and doubt to anger, and finally a sneer.

   "Is he the one you are looking for?"

   "Hey, listening to this, it seems that my sister knows each other. Didn't I meet by chance when I went to the south two days ago?" Qing Jiuyu was actually a little angry.

  How smart she is, the reason why Tang Xian had repeatedly shirked just now, when she turned her beautiful eyes, it became clear instantly.

   She can't help but be angry, she is more willing to humiliate Bai Mansheng and watch the excitement.

  Bai Mansheng looked at Tang Xian, just as Qing Jiuyu said, Tang Xian looked at the two of them with stunning beauty, just like looking at other flowers and plants.

   "How convincing can a liar say?"

  Tang Xian didn't speak, but watched calmly.

  He understood Qing Jiuyu's thoughts, probably at this time he was about to choke on Bai Mansheng.

  But in the end, anyway, the most unlucky one is myself.

   Sure enough, Qing Jiuyu asked: "Oh? What did he lie to you? Let's hear it."

  Bai Mansheng seemed to see Qing Jiuyu's intentions, she said coldly:

"I went all the way south, and I met Mr. Tang who claimed to be surnamed Xu. After all, it is not easy to meet the existence of the same level, so we chatted a little bit. He told me that his relationship with a certain fox was bad, and the enemy of the enemy are friends."

  Qing Jiuyu's smile gradually faded.

  Bai Mansheng seemed to have regained his strength, and his expression softened a little.

   "I was curious why he had a bad relationship with you, so he said, the fox is not cute, he ate the fox."

  Qing Jiuyu's brows and eyes were slightly lowered, and the smile on the corner of his mouth became difficult to understand.

  Bai Mansheng sneered:

   "Looking at it now, this Mr. Tang has an unusual relationship with you, right? I don't know how much of what he said to me before was true or false."

  Tang Xian found that his favorability with Bai Mansheng dropped instantly from the joy of meeting to a slight grudge, and directly became a negative number.

  Even Qing Jiuyu, who was originally thumping, dropped a little, but not much, and was still in the range of thumping.

   Tang Xian made a little guesswork and understood the change in the mood of the second daughter.

  He still didn't speak.

  Qing Jiuyu decided to ignore Tang Xian, and didn't care about who was more beautiful at the beginning.

  This is a good opportunity to attack Bai Mansheng.

  She smiled coquettishly:

   "So that's what happened, Tang Xian, you are so hard-hearted. I remember you told me last time that foxes are so cute, how can you eat them?"

  The chill in Bai Mansheng's eyes grew even stronger.

   "I said so." Tang Xian nodded.

   "But what does this sister say, you say my fox is not cute at all, and even ate my fox?"

   "She's not wrong." Tang Xian was very frank.

  Qing Jiuyu was slightly taken aback.

  Is this man so thick-skinned? This looks too calm, right?

   "Why don't you explain?" Qing Jiuyu said.

   Tang Xian shook his head and said, pointing to Bai Mansheng, and said:

"In terms of beauty, Miss Bai's temperament is like a snow lotus in the deep mountains, with icy muscles and bones, floating in the dust, but from a human point of view, such a woman is too uncontaminated and less smokey, making it hard to get close to her." desire."

   Without waiting for the second daughter's reaction, Tang Xian looked at Qing Jiuyu again and said:

"As for you, your beauty is full of a sense of aggression that seduces people's hearts, and your enthusiasm is like fire and flamboyant, but from a human point of view, such a woman is like a flame, seemingly warm, but in fact it is dangerous, and it is also unbearable The desire to be close."

   Tang Xian seriously added:

   "You feel good about yourself and think you are the most beautiful woman in the world, so it's ridiculous to compare beauty here. Why don't you neutralize yourself."

   "But even if it is possible, it is far from reaching a single word."

"There used to be nearly tens of billions of human beings in the human world, and there are many beautiful women among them. In places like Ukraine, France, and Ireland, there are beautiful women everywhere. It is difficult to describe the beauty of the skin. Even if the face has the two elements of being attractive and stunning at the same time, it will get boring after looking at it for a long time and seeing it a lot.

  For example, in some countries, beauty can be imported with a digital formula, and a large number of plastic faces have been produced. Are those faces not good-looking? In ancient times, it was also at the level of disastrous to the country and the people, but because I saw it too much, it was annoying. "

"Of course, the same is true for an interesting soul. After being interesting for a long time, it becomes boring. The beauty of life is only at the first sight. So whether it is better than external beauty or inner beauty, it is very vulgar and ridiculous behavior. Just be yourself."

   "All in all, you all gave me a very good impression when I first met. Although each has flaws, they can't hide their strengths. But from the second glance, you all began to gradually become unattractive. So there is nothing to compare."

   Tang Xian came to a conclusion.

  This summary is like a time-stop enchantment, making the surroundings silent.

   Dongran and Qiao Shanshan were shocked for a long time, and finally confirmed that Tang Xian is probably...really blind?

   Such two women, he said they are not good-looking? Can this be called ugly? Is there only ugliness left in the world?

  Qing Jiuyu's breathing was slightly rapid.

  Bai Mansheng's fingers trembled stiffly.

  Although Qing Jiuyu asked another question, Tang Xian felt that the questions had to be solved one by one. So this is not an answer to the question.

  Solve this boring question of me or Bai Mansheng first, and then consider the following questions.

  He paused, ignoring the two women whose anger was rising gradually, with a certain melancholy in his eyes, and said:

   "Imitating human behavior is just a beginner's approach. At the beginning of the advanced stage, you have to substitute yourself into a person to think."

  This nonsensical remark caused the two women's thoughts to be diverted for another second.

  What the **** is he talking about?

   "I should have told both of you, right? You must learn to think in a human way, because although they are weak, they are ahead of countless civilizations in terms of thinking, whether it is scientific or philosophical."

   "But imitating human beings is not easy. After the advanced stage, you have to start to understand how to be clear to the bystanders, so as to achieve constant clarity."

   "This requires you to be very rational and think beyond your current personality."

   "So in order to facilitate my deeper understanding of human beings, I created my own second personality."

"Let's call this personality Xu Xian. Compared with Tang Xian's personality, he is more emotional. He has a little worthless romance, but he can get along with others better. Through Xu Xian's existence, I understand It made up some of Tang Xian's shortcomings in his social methods and personality."

   "So I decided to choose a part of each of the two personalities and fuse them."

   "This process is still relatively complicated. I haven't fully grasped it yet."

  Tang Xian looked at Bai Mansheng seriously, and said:

   "I didn't lie to you. Xu Xian has occupied all the neurons of my emotional thinking, and he is already a personality that can rival Tang Xian."

"He likes folk stories and legends that are not believed by others, but he really doesn't hate snakes and foxes. To him and me, they are cute little animals. It's just that Xu Xian thinks you are a person worth making friends with. , and told a lie according to your will."

"For my current personality, the greatest role of love between a man and a woman is to continue life, but for Xu Xian, it is a form of expression that is detached from life. Some people live their entire lives in a muddle, and this muddled life is not related to life. Life circumstances have nothing to do with lifestyle."

   "It's just because he didn't meet the person he loves. Xu Xian is the one who believes in this."

   Tang Xian didn't see any perfunctory in his eyes, coupled with this academic tone and overly rational temperament, both Qing Jiuyu and Bai Mansheng were a little dubious.

   "It's the first time I've seen someone who talks about split personality so freshly." Qiao Shanshan's expression was complicated.

   It was absurd at first, but for some reason, Tang Xian's performance really looked like that.

  The highest state of acting is to substitute the emotions of real experience.

   Both Ke Ye and Yu Xiaozhe felt that Tang Xian is more tolerant towards fools nowadays.

  They felt this way because a long time ago, as early as the first year of school, Tang Xian's personality was very annoying, too calm and rational, and ruthlessly punctured many people's childhood fantasies.

  He is like a machine whose IQ is inversely proportional to EQ.

   A genius who should be envied by all teachers and students, but is hated for being too rational and mean.

   Naturally, there were times when he was bullied, but even if he was blocked by a group of students, he would be beaten immediately, and Tang Xian would rationally talk about a series of butterfly effects that would occur after he was beaten.

   Then successfully scare these students away.

  No one can bully Tang Xian anymore. Teachers will occasionally scare Tang Xian, but Tang Xian will often find loopholes in these contents, making it difficult for him to justify himself.

  But because of this, no one likes Tang Xian. He always sat alone in the last row, looking out the window indifferently.

  Like a machine. It's like a heterogeneous that doesn't belong to the pyramid.

   This situation continued until the third year of school.

  He suddenly changed.

  The process is actually similar to what Tang Xian made up, because a new personality was born, and then the new personality gradually merged with the earliest personality.

  As the years passed, Tang Xian became more and more like a normal human being, who occasionally said something harshly and rarely expressed emotion.

  But for the understanding of various human emotions, it can also empathize.

   But these histories are only used by Tang Xian to substitute emotions.

   There is no Xu Xian personality, nor Tang Xian personality.

  He did have a split personality, but the two personalities merged together because of a certain incident as early as the third year.

   That is Tang Xian today.

   What I said today is just nonsense to get through these calamities.

  This highly contagious performance, and the unexplained pain flickering in the eyes, made Qing Jiuyu and Bai Mansheng unconsciously believe Tang Xian's words, and their expressions eased a lot.

  Bai Mansheng's favorability is gradually recovering.

   Tang Xian said lightly:

   "What you entrusted to me is enough to prove my attitude, so don't doubt me."

   This was said to Qing Jiuyu.

  Qing Jiuyu nodded, and said curiously: "So you just said a lot of obscure things, is it true?"

  Qing Jiuyu and Bai Mansheng still have difficulty understanding the concept of split personality. They understand Tang Xian's meaning, but they only understand half of it.

   "I don't need to lie to you, what is there for me to lie to you?" Tang Xian said.

  Qing Jiuyu nodded, but it was true, this man felt that the more he looked, the more unattractive he was, and his strength was not inferior to his own, so there was really no need to lie to himself.

  Tang Xian looked at Bai Mansheng again:

"Xu Xian is a very important part to me. Without this part, I will become annoying and helpless, so don't hate him. He cares about friends like you. Friends are very important to him. important things."

   Tang Xian couldn't tell the truth about the emotions in these words, but it was even more difficult for Bai Mansheng to tell the difference. She nodded after all.

   "You don't hate snakes either?"

"I don't hate it, and it's the same when I say it in front of Qing Jiuyu. I'm different from Xu Xian. I don't think much about what I say. He has some characteristics that I don't have, but generally speaking, what he likes must be I like."

"Well."

  Bai Mansheng only said these two words, because what he likes in this sentence must also be what I like, so Bai Mansheng decided not to care about the thing he said that the more he looks, the less beautiful he looks.

  She turned to leave.

  The peace talks finally come to an end.

  Qing Jiuyu has a wider mind than Bai Mansheng. Although he is also annoyed by Tang Xian saying that the more he looks, the more unattractive he looks, but after some nonsense, Qing Jiuyu found out...

   It's really boring to compare myself with Bai Mansheng.

   is boring in the true sense.

  But a woman will break the casserole when she gets up and ask the end. Although Qing Jiuyu is not as narrow-minded as Bai Mansheng, she is more stubborn than Bai Mansheng.

   She asked with a smile:

   "I'm curious, what does the woman you like look like?"

  The real meaning of this sentence is if you have to choose one?

  Bai Man said from the bottom of her heart that Qing Jiuyu, a charming girl, has many things going on.

   But she still stopped and pricked up her ears.

   Tang Xian said:

   "Xiao Jiu, come here and let my brother hug you."

  Tang Xiaojiu ran out with cheerful steps. The child couldn't understand so much. She just thought that after the adults talked, then brother Tang Xian could cook delicious food for herself again.

  Tang Xian picked up Tang Xiaojiu, squeezed the six-year-old girl's face, and said:

   "This is the girl I like."

   (Tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, it will continue to explode for several days~ I have to plan the plot of the hunting event well. Express a wave of recommendation tickets~)

  (end of this chapter)