Rise From the Humble

Chapter 71 Once bitten by a snake, I heard birds singing everywhere

The Ming Dynasty also paid great attention to infrastructure. It has the legacy of the Qin and Han Dynasties. Basically, all areas built a long pavilion every ten miles and a short pavilion every five miles, so that pedestrians have a place to rest. In ancient times, when traveling far away, relatives and friends also They are often sent here.

There is only one long pavilion ten miles away, so people who rushed to Tongziqian in the county town for several miles around said goodbye here. More and more people gathered, and more and more students in green shirts and robes were carrying their bags. Uncle Zhu Shouren has long sleeves and is good at dancing, and he gets along with many students. Zhu Pingan didn't know anyone, not even the other four people who were guarded by his teacher. Of course, this also has something to do with Zhu Ping'an's age. The youngest of his students are all in their twenties. You are a thirteen-year-old kid with at least three generation gaps. Who would know you.

Sending you off for thousands of miles, you have to say goodbye at the end. The neighbors and family members have left one after another. Only a dozen students with a radius of several miles are left in the ten-mile long pavilion, and there are also a few schoolboys of wealthy students.

"Brother Wang has admired him for a long time, this time Brother Wang must be named on the gold list."

"Brother Zhao is lucky to meet you, and my younger brother congratulates Brother Zhao on the gold list in advance."

"Brother Zhu, it's been a long time. After passing the exam this time, you must have a drink with me."

More than a dozen students were bragging about each other, and when they heard each other say that they had been admitted to high school on the gold list, they were as excited as if they had had a few drinks.

Only Yu Zhu Ping'an was alone with his luggage on his back and was isolated outside, watching them compliment each other with the corners of his mouth curled up.

"Hey, who is this little brother?" Somebody finally discovered Zhu Ping'an in the mutual flattery. What is a twelve or thirteen-year-old boy doing standing here? Could it be that someone brought him a book boy, but the clothes don't look like it , could not help asking curiously.

"Oh, this is my little nephew. The old scholar Sun in Shanghe Village has five security guards and one of them is missing. He came to make up the number and gain experience." Uncle Zhu Shouren said flatly.

"Oh, hehe, a long experience is extremely extremely."

When the students heard the words, they all laughed together, and didn't pay much attention to Zhu Ping'an. After all, he was just a kid who made up his mind, not a child prodigy. If it was a child prodigy, we were all Fangyuan How could people who are miles away have not heard of it? Therefore, it must be just a kid who makes up the numbers, so why bother.

More than a dozen students went to the county together with businessmen, so they could be companions on the way. A group of people were chatting and laughing in the ten-mile long pavilion, and it was very lively. Before leaving, someone suggested that before leaving, it is better to leave a poem in each of the ten-mile long pavilions, and it will be a good story after high school.

The crowd was furious, and everyone was gearing up and splashing ink.

The poems he wrote were very ordinary, anyway, Zhu Pingan didn't see who was outstanding, but every time someone finished writing, someone would comment on it pretentiously, which aroused applause.

It's really boring, Zhu Pingan stood aside and watched coldly.

Uncle Zhu Shouren also splashed ink with his sleeves in one hand, his level was not much higher than these people, but he was full of posture. After writing, some people commented on it, and there were endless applause from all around.

I guess it's because they share the same taste, everyone is at this level, everyone at this level can appreciate it, that's why they all applaud.

Everyone left calligraphy treasures one after another, listening to the compliments from all around, they couldn't help but feel complacent, and gave birth to a feeling that I must pass the exam today, very satisfied.

After a while, someone noticed Zhu Ping'an, and teased in a joking tone, "Isn't there still a prodigy here, don't hide it aside, show us a hand too."

Then everyone found Zhu Pingan standing in a remote place. Seeing that Zhu Pingan was standing so far away, everyone thought that Zhu Pingan had no ink and couldn't write poems, so they hid aside in embarrassment. They laughed and booed Zhu Pingan Write one too.

People have this bad taste: you are not happy, then tell me what you are not happy to make me happy.

Everyone believed that Zhu Ping'an was ignorant, and he was just making up the numbers. However, the more this happened, the more everyone wanted to see Zhu Ping'an make a fool of himself.

Therefore, everyone was very enthusiastic, and some even took Zhu Pingan to the table where the pen, ink, paper and inkstone were placed, relying on their stature.

Surrounded by students who were like chicken blood.

"I, I can't write poetry."

Everyone was so excited, Zhu Pingan also wanted to cooperate, and Hanhan's face was full of embarrassed smiles.

Hearing that Zhu Ping'an said that he can't write poetry, everyone was even more excited. It's great that he can't write poetry. Come on and make us happy.

"Little friend, don't be modest, write quickly."

The crowd was so angry that it was difficult to turn down the hospitality, so Zhu Pingan had no choice but to grieve and grab the brush with one hand.

This is how to hold a writing brush, how is it like holding chopsticks, holding it too high, the onlookers whispered, and then giggled in a low voice.

Amidst the laughter, Zhu Pingan became even more embarrassed, and hurriedly corrected the posture of holding the brush.

Amidst the low-pitched ridicule of the crowd, Zhu Pingan dropped the first sentence.

"Once Bitten by a Snake"

Seeing this, everyone paused their laughter slightly, what is this? Isn't it a common saying that everyone said once was bitten by a snake, and he used it as a poem anyway, let's see what his next sentence is.

Before making everyone wait too long, Zhu Pingan made another sentence.

"Smell the birds singing everywhere"

As soon as this sentence came out, many people couldn't help laughing, what the hell, playing the piano indiscriminately, this child has never been to school, so it could be that he used everything he knew to deal with it.

Amidst everyone's laughter, Zhu Ping'an continued to write.

"Outside the long pavilion, beside the ancient road, a group of egrets go up to the blue sky."

After finishing writing, Zhu Pingan looked at his masterpiece, and pretended to be waiting for everyone's comments and compliments, as if he was very satisfied with his random poems.

Once bitten by a snake, I heard birds singing everywhere.

Outside the long pavilion, beside the ancient road, a group of egrets grow in the sky.

The onlookers looked at Zhu Ping'an's messy poems, and Zhu Ping'an's silly appearance waiting for everyone's praise, and they couldn't bear it any longer.

Are you kidding me!

The whole poem sounds like a rhyme, but the first sentence is a five-character ancient poem, and the second sentence has become a Cipai. Moreover, except for the Changting Pavilion and the vernacular that everyone can speak by the side of the ancient road, the rest of the poem is pieced together from other poets. Once bitten by a snake is a common saying, and the phrase "I heard birds singing everywhere" comes from Meng Haoran's "Spring Dawn" in the Tang Dynasty, and the phrase "a group of egrets go up to the blue sky" comes from Du Fu's "Quatrains" in the Tang Dynasty.

"It's really insulting"

"The words don't make sense, but the poems are completely nonsense."

"It's really ignorant."

Everyone was laughing so hard, whose stupid boy is this? It’s too much for us to feel like we’re out of class. This level is just making up numbers, so is Mr. Sun. The old eyes are dizzy, so send this guy to make up the numbers. Uncle Zhu Shouren stayed far away from Zhu Ping'an silently, lest everyone would think of his relationship with Zhu Ping'an.

Especially what made everyone feel funny was that the silly boy was watching everyone laughing and laughing along with him.

People are stupid without knowing it

At this moment, everyone was thinking of going with Zhu Ping'an.

(This is the first time a new book has been recommended, and I hope that all book friends will support it, collect more and recommend more, and there is a reason to continue recommending.)

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