Secrets of the Universe

What is strength before me? What is talent before me? What are you--before me?

I am Chaos, The Destroyer of worlds, The God of Combat, The Purple Demon, The Akashic Eye.

Do you want to be like me? It wasn’t an easy feat. How to be a badass? I can’t teach you that for I was born that way.

Okay, I will compromise and teach you this time, but beware, the way of a badass is filled with obstacles.

What are you waiting for? Read my book.

*Sighs* I am too lonely. Is this what it means to be unparalleled? I guess I will take a nap now.

When will that youngster finish reading my book? Don’t keep me waiting too long, young lad.