She Shocks The Whole World After Retirement

Chapter 666: How can someone so stupid have a wife?

   Chapter 666 How can you have a wife so stupid?

   "Kunlun."

The name    really surprised Yu Huang.

Yu Huang sat on the sturdy tree trunk that fell to the ground, lifted up his short shirt and wiped the sweat on his face boldly, then looked up at the stupid baboon's increasingly human and wise eyes, and asked in a tight voice. He said, "Why is it called this name?"

  The stupid baboon laughed and said, "I always hear you mention the old thief of Kunlun, the name is so nice."

  Yuhuang tried many ways to get out of the sea, but it was always unsuccessful. When she was frustrated, she did scold the old Kunlun thief.

   Hearing the stupid baboon's explanation, Yu Huang was instantly relieved.

   startled her, and thought that the stupid baboon was inextricably linked with the Kunlun Physician.

   Hmm, Yu Huang said, "Then call it this."

  The stupid baboon said again: "Then I'll be called the Kunlun old thief."

  Yuhuang glanced at the stupid baboon before saying anything, and then whispered: "Kunlun old thief is not good, Kunlun is better."

  The stupid baboon nodded, and said naively: "Then are you called Yuhuang, or the old thief Yuhuang?" The stupid baboon thought that everyone had the word "old thief" after their names.

  Yuhuang was stunned for a while, then showed a dumbfounded expression at the stupid baboon, blinked again, and said, "No, my name is Yuhuang Beauty."

  The stupid baboon heard the word beauty for the first time, so he tried to write it down and shouted to Yuhuang seriously: "Yuhuang beauty."

   "Come on, go back to building ships!"

"good!"

Yu Huang walked in front with two knives, while the stupid baboon followed behind with a thick log. The stupid baboon scratched his **** with one hand, but Yu Huang caught his disgusting little gesture and hurriedly reprimanded: "Don't scratch! Civilized people! You can't buckle your **** in public."

  The stupid baboon nodded solemnly, indicating that he remembered it, and said seriously: "Then hide from the buckle."

   Yuhuang had nothing to say.

   Back to the coast, the two worked together to make a huge raft from rough wood. Kunlun threw the raft into the sea, pushed it into the shallow sea area, and then climbed up by himself. He stood on the raft and jumped, making sure that the raft could withstand its weight, and then he waved to Yu Huang and said, "Okay, get on the boat."

  Yuhuang looked back at the wooden house behind him.

  The wooden house had been exposed to wind and rain for seven months. Although it looked like it was about to collapse, Yu Huang suddenly asked Kunlun, "Where do you live after I leave?"

  Kunlun already knew that Yuhuang was going to leave this continent by boat.

   He squatted in the middle of the raft, glanced at Yu Huang, then pointed at the cabin and said, "Can I live in your house?"

   "Yes." Yu Huang added: "Let's go at night, I'll help you repair this house first."

   Kunlun did not understand the meaning of repair.

  Yuhuang explained: "Just rebuild it."

   This time Kunlun understood.

   He fixed the raft and repaired the wooden house with Yu Huang. When the moon rose, he and Yu Huang got on the raft, waved the oars, and headed for the deep sea area. When she was about to reach the energy barrier area, Yu Huang was still a little nervous.

   She was worried that it would be impassable again this time.

   Until the raft passed through the invisible barrier, Yu Huang never sensed the restriction of that energy, and he was relieved. She sat cross-legged on the raft, holding a bottle of green plum wine in her right hand, drinking it while listening to the stupid baboons sing.

  The stupid baboon was humming a tune that Yu Huang had never heard before. The tune was very unfamiliar, but the tune was sometimes grand and grand, sometimes sad, and it sounded somewhat similar to the sacrificial songs of the Holy Spirit Continent. Yu Huang glanced at the stupid baboon in surprise, not understanding why the stupid baboon could sing.

   She never told a stupid baboon to sing.

   "What song is this?" Yu Huang put down the green plum wine and asked curiously.

  Kunlun was stumped by the question of Yuhuang.

   "Song?" Kunlun still doesn't know what a song is.

  Yuhuang said again: "What is the tune you hummed just now?"

  The stupid baboon understood this time. He scratched his head and said in confusion, "I don't know either. I went out to sea with you, and when I saw the moon in the sky, I suddenly wanted to sing."

   Yuhuang suddenly became interested, "Did you make it up yourself?"

  The stupid baboon smiled and said, "I suddenly want to sing like this."

   "It's very nice." Yu Huang rarely heard songs that could reach her heart. She said, "Can you teach me?"

"OK!"

   Stupid Baboon hummed again.

   When it hummed, Yu Huang felt that the whole world became peaceful, she suddenly summoned Xuan Yu and ordered Xuan Yu to turn into a wind instrument——

  xun.

  The stupid baboon hummed, and Yu Huang accompanies the tune he hummed.

The music of   xun is very heavy, like the sound coming out of the thick soil, which makes people feel sad and hesitant to hear it. The stupid baboon glanced at Yu Huang, and hummed more and more, and Yu Huang also played faster. The two cooperated so closely that there was a wonderful feeling of high mountains and flowing water.

  As the tune became more and more exciting, Yu Huang noticed that the spiritual power in her body was being stimulated uncontrollably. She was originally calm and was actually excited and full of fighting spirit!

  Yuhuang realized that this unnamed song is not just a profound and beautiful song, it is more likely to be a music technique!

   In this world, there are indeed very few music exercises.

Among the    music exercises, there are those that can wash away the impetuousness of people's hearts, and some that can make people sleep peacefully. Naturally, there are also those that can stimulate people's fighting spirit.

   And the song sung by the stupid baboon is obviously a war song.

   After the two of them played together, Yu Huang held the xun and took a few deep breaths. It took a long time for her to regain her composure. Xun turned into Xuan Yu and landed on Yu Huang's shoulders, rubbed his head with Yu Huang for a while, and then turned into a ray of red spiritual power into Yu Huang's mind.

  This sea was unexpectedly wide, and after the raft sailed on the sea for a whole week, Yu Huang discovered that the sea area had become shallower. She lowered her eyes and glanced at the marriage line on the ring finger, and saw that the marriage line was shaking faster and faster, then stood up, pointed to the direction where the marriage line extended, and said to Kunlun, "Go in this direction."

"good."

   Kunlun's humming oars carried Yuhuang towards the distant land.

   Passing through the barrier between the deep sea and the shallow sea, Yu Huang suddenly found that the spiritual power in her body became abundant again. She tried to spread her wings and take off, but this time she succeeded.

  Yuhuang stood above the void, looking at the distant plate, and saw a black dragon fighting against countless sea rabbits in the shallow sea.

  There is only one black dragon, but there are hundreds of sea rabbits.

   When Yu Huang saw this scene, he raised his brows and was extremely surprised.

   Could it be that Sheng Xiao has been killing sea rabbits for seven months in order to cross the sea?

  Yuhuang landed on the raft and said to Kunlun, "I found him."

   Kunlun asked, "Sheng Xiao?"

"Ok."

  Kunlun grinned happily and said repeatedly: "It's good to find it, it's good to find it." But then, Kunlun's smile disappeared again. It calmly slowed down, and the oars swayed more and more slowly.

  Yuhuang noticed that Kunlun was slack at work. She thought Kunlun was tired, so she walked up to Kunlun, stretched out her hand and said to Kunlun: "Then you rest, I'll catch the boat."

   Kunlun moved his position diligently.

  Yuhuang rushed the boat, and the speed of the boat was even faster. Soon, Kunlun also saw the man in front of him who was fighting the sea rabbit.

  The man was wearing a black shirt and holding a long sword. When the long sword slashed, he was about to kill a sea rabbit. Kunlun was stunned by that combat power, and he called out to the master.

   "Is he Sheng Xiao?" Kunlun looked at Sheng Xiao with some envy.

   That two-legged monster looks pretty good.

Yu Huang hummed, "We are husband and wife." Guessing that Kunlun may not understand the meaning of husband and wife, Yu Huang explained patiently: "We are the closest people in the world, he is the one I can give my life to his people."

  Kunlun's eyes lit up and quickly said, "It's a friend!"

  Yu Huang said that a friend is a relationship where you can hand over your life to the other.

  Yu Huang smiled and explained in detail: "It's a more intimate relationship than friends."

   Kunlun seems to understand but not understand.

   Soon, Sheng Xiao also sensed Yu Huang's breath. He looked at the direction of the deep sea and saw Yu Huang sitting on a raft with a big baboon, rushing towards his location. When he saw Yu Huang, his murderous eyes instantly softened.

   He noticed that Sheng Xiao's offensive had become gentler, and the sea rabbits who were scared by him were all relieved.

  Damn, for the past six months, this crazy person has come to fight with them every day.

  In the beginning, they were all very happy, looking forward to defeating the two-legged monster, and then divided it and ate it. These two-legged monsters are a species they have never seen before. They look clean and white, and there is no bad smell on their bodies. They must taste very delicious.

   However, to the surprise of the sea bunnies, these two-legged monsters can turn into dragons!

  Dragon!

   That is a super mythical beast that only exists in legends!

  In the beginning, the sea rabbits in the nearby waters wanted to eat Sheng Xiao's thoughts and were willing to fight him. But as he beat, he killed all the sea rabbits nearby. The results of it? As a result, this despicable two-legged monster deliberately went to swim in the deep sea, lured the unknowing sea rabbits from the deep sea to the shallow sea area, and then surrounded them and slaughtered them wildly.

   Affected by him, the number of sea rabbits in the waters around this plate is rapidly decreasing.

   Now, this two-legged monster has been carefully included in the fasting list by the sea rabbit group.

   Therefore, they found that they could not handle this two-legged monster, and noticed that the offensive of the two-legged monster became gentler, and these sea bunnies used their strength to suckle and ran away quickly.

   And it was rare for Sheng Xiao to not pursue them.

   Sheng Xiao put away his long sword, and in the blink of an eye he teleported to the raft that Yu Huang was riding on.

   He stared at Yu Huang and looked at her affectionately for a long time before he touched her face distressedly and said, "I am thin and dark."

  Yuhuang: "."

   How can such an idiot have a wife?

   (end of this chapter)

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