Shipborne Special Forces

While having dinner, the captain met the political commissar in the cafeteria. Seeing the political commissar seemed a little unhappy, the captain asked: "Political commissar, what's wrong with you? How do you feel that your heart is heavy? Isn't our boat very good recently? Even spontaneously started the morning run! "

"The morning run is good, but I still have some troubles recently." The political commissar said sadly.

The captain was puzzled, and said, "Why bother?"

"That's it. I went to the toilet for the past two days. I saw a lot of curly hair in the toilet all day long. I don't say what you know about this hair, right?" The political commissar said awkwardly.

The captain scratched his head and said, "I think I should know what you mean, but is there anything abnormal in the toilet?"

"Several of them are normal, but too many are wrong, right? How can I go to the toilet to lose so much hair?" The political commissar wondered.

The captain thought for a while, and seemed to make some sense.

"What else? Or a meeting?" The captain said.

"Meeting? What's the meeting?" Asked the political commissar.

So that night, the captain convened a meeting about not 'entertaining yourself' in the toilet.

After the meeting, Wang Aiguo looked at the curls on his head, and immediately fell into thought.

"It seems that toilets can no longer be repaired in the future, and meetings that prohibit self-entertainment have appeared." Wang Aiguo thought weakly.

The next day, the political commissar still appeared frowning in the cafeteria.

The captain frowned when he saw the political commissar, and wondered, "What's wrong with the political commissar?"

"Isn't it about the toilet?" Said the political commissar worried.

The captain froze, wondering, "Isn't this a meeting? Why? Anyone entertain themselves?"

"It's not that I went to the toilet today and saw a lot of blood in the toilet. Can you imagine that kind of picture? You go to the toilet here and then you look down and see a lot of blood passing by. At first glance, I thought I was here with my aunt? This feeling is too scary ... "

The captain rolled his eyes. What should I do? Is there a meeting?

That evening, the political commissar held a meeting about everyone's need to eat more vegetables, incidentally pay attention to gastrointestinal health, and change the toilet to a clear stream.

After the meeting, Wang Aiguo decided to go to the infirmary to ask Wang Fatty to get some Niuhuang Jiedu tablets. Isn't this the ignition? Is it necessary to have a special meeting?

On the third day, the captain finally did not see the political commissar frowning because he simply avoided the political commissar. I will discuss the toilet with you when I eat this day and night. Who can stand up to this time?

Avoiding the political commissar, the captain finally had a comfortable meal. However, after dinner, the captain suddenly thought about going to the building.

When he ran into the building, the captain suddenly felt that his stomach was a little uncomfortable, so he went to the toilet and squatted.

In order to avoid everyone, the captain squatted directly to the innermost pit. At this time, Wang Aiguo also entered the toilet.

Although eating Niuhuang Jiedu tablets, these two days Wang Aiguo still felt that his stool was a bit dry.

After squatting on the pit, the hard face turned blue. Wang Aiguo began to consider, or should he start eating vegetables tomorrow?

"what……"

A powerful male voice reached the captain's ear, and the captain rolled his eyes.

"Mad, isn't it just going to the toilet? Is this voice so painful?" The Captain thought weakly in his heart.

"Ah ah ah."

"It's so painful."

"Ah, ah, your sister, your sister."

"I'll go inside."

"....."

The captain was so dizzy that he didn't use the toilet himself, but a lot of shouts came from the pit next door. What was it like? Go to the toilet live, right?

Just when the captain couldn't carry it, and was about to leave with his pants on, a cry came from the baby.

"Wow wow ~~~"

The captain was so scared that he was a puppet on the spot, and fell directly on the puppet.

"Oh, who was born, who gave birth ???? Who gave birth ????" The captain's pants didn't mention it, he rushed out of the pit and wanted to see which neuropathy.

Then he turned around and saw Wang Aiguo answering the phone in another pit.

Seeing the captain carrying his trousers and running over barefoot, Wang Aiguo was instantly lost.

"Captain, haven't you brought paper? I don't have much here, so why don't you take it first?" Wang Aiguo passed the paper to the captain.

The captain looked at Wang Aiguo's paper and stunned for a while before he said, "Give me the paper, what about you?"

"I ..." Wang Aiguo looked down at his hands and raised soldiers for thousands of days, saying that was the time.

captain:"…….."

"I don't know why, I want to kill you."

That night, the captain convened another meeting on cell phone control. Don't use cell phones in the toilet, especially don't use babies crying as cell phone ringtones.

For three days, three meetings on toilets were held. However, Wang Aiguo knew that all three meetings had something to do with him.

And he eventually paid the price, that is, his phone was confiscated. Well, it was confiscated by the captain himself.

Wang Aiguo was speechless, and his mobile phone was okay. It was Nokia issued by the army. As for ringtones, when do they have to be controlled?

How did Wang Aiguo know that at that moment, the captain's worldview collapsed.

However, after the meeting about not using mobile phones in the toilet, everyone had to face another problem.

I want to say here that in response to the requirements of the management of the repair shop to save electricity, all public facilities in the building, including the toilets, were replaced with sound-activated lights.

Originally this was nothing, there was no light at night, and everyone had a cell phone to light up. However, once the new regulations came out, everyone could not use their mobile phones in the bathroom. So he went to the toilet at night, and everyone clapped his hands while going to the toilet.

This feels even more weird. Now everyone does n’t understand why when shouting, I shout and applaud myself ...

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Eventually ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ The commissar and the captain paid for their pockets and replaced ordinary energy-saving lamps on the toilets on their floors.

On the day the energy-saving lamp was installed, everyone couldn't help crying.

at last! Finally, you do n’t have to applaud yourself while going to the toilet!

However, the happy time is always short. Everyone has not been happy for two days, and more disturbing things have appeared.

That is, Province F has entered the rainy season ...

After entering the rainy season, the captain's mood is as dark as the weather in Province F every day.

This blink of an eye has been in the factory for half a month, and it stands to reason that now it is a good time to work. However, God does not appreciate the meal. It has not started yet, and it started to rain day after day.

Maybe everyone may not understand why it is impossible to work when it rains. Explain here, in fact, the repair work that navy soldiers can do is mainly paint work. And paint can't be dried in rainy weather, let alone paint, you can't even polish it, because it will rust once you do it.