Shipborne Special Forces

A reader asked me two days ago, will fart really be like a gas bomb? Here, my personal experience is that our class has a big smell of farts, because this product eats spicy bars and other things all day long, and then it is very good. This product has a problem with the stomach, so it has poor digestion. As for me ... I'm not just a fart. According to my wife, when I was in the army, my body was smelling ass.

Of course, I have been insisting on eating two or two vegetarian dishes per meal since I was discharged, and now I am much better. So people still have to be vegetarian, eh, really.

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Upon returning to the brigade, Wang Aiguo immediately felt very uncomfortable. The brigade is different from the repair shop. The management is strict here and there are many thieves.

Back to the brigade, then you are really a combat unit, not an emergency team in a repair shop.

Driven back to the brigade, the first thing was to move the shells back. As soon as I heard the shells moving, let's be honest, everyone shivered.

Many people would say, is n’t moving a shell similar to moving a sandbag at a construction site? Anyway, it's more than sixty pounds. Other workers are capable. Why can't you be soldiers?

Previously, in the recruit camp, Wang Aiguo thought the same when carrying a sandbag. It wasn't until he actually carried the cannonball that he realized ... hehe, the cannonball and the sandbag were really too bad.

The first is that the shells are smooth. You have to hold on to this stuff, otherwise it will fall easily.

Sandbags are different. You can carry them or carry them, anyway.

Beyond that, it's definitely not a feeling that you carry sandbags and shells. Not to mention anything else, Wang Aiguo carried the sandbag before, but before he reached his destination, he threw the sandbag directly.

Do you dare to throw it into shells?

Even if you dare, everyone dare not let you throw it. Your action hasn't been put out yet, it is estimated that everyone will rush up and press you down.

By the way, in fact, this shell will not explode when dropped on the ground. The naval shells exploded with the bottom fire. The power of the bottom fire required you to drop the shells from a height of more than five meters. Incidentally, there was a bump on the ground that just hit the bottom fire of the shell.

As for the warhead, this power is even greater. As for how big it is, do you think about how big is a dozen or so kilometer of a 60-kilogram cannonball?

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After moving the shells, although everyone was tired, the mood was still good. Because everyone knows that after the shells are moved, everyone must prepare to go to the island.

The captain was in a good mood today. After dinner, he went to the pier for a walk. However, the captain had not gone out for half an hour, and the political commissar called him.

The captain looked at the caller ID for a moment, and answered the phone in doubt.

"Crack, political commissar, what's wrong?"

"Captain, come back quickly. Something went wrong." The political commissar looked at the documents in his hand and his face hurt.

The captain froze and said, "What happened?"

"The brigade sent a few briefings and criticized just now. Come back and see for yourself."

"Reporting criticism ????" The captain's face was aggressive.

However, since the call of the political commissar came, he could not go back. So the captain hurried back to the ship.

Once back on board, the political commissar pulled him into the conference room, and then he saw all four of the former main gun standing in the conference room awkwardly.

The captain froze, wondering, "What's the old man?"

"Oh, see for yourself." The political commissar placed the briefing in front of the captain.

The captain looked at the first one, but his face turned black.

"The report criticized that Comrade Sun Ganglie, the former gun of Donghe Ship, snailed in the laundry room."

"Luo Ben, what the **** is this?" The captain looked at the big face in shock.

Dalian said a little awkwardly: "Captain, I ’m also unlucky. You see, there is a gap of two meters between the bathroom and the laundry room. Did n’t everyone always take off their clothes and throw them into the laundry room before taking a shower? Knowing that I had just undressed today, the brigade staff brought someone to check. As a result ... I was arrested. "

Looking at the big face, the captain didn't know what to say for a while. Well, everyone did have such a habit before, but the problem has not been handled by the brigade team before. Why did it happen today?

Sighing, the captain felt helpless, but he was too embarrassed to say anything, so he looked at the second one again.

"The report criticized Comrade Yu Zhigan, deputy squad leader of the former gun of Donghe Ship. He stood on the top of the passage without clothes and hit a superior."

captain:"……"

What kind of ghost is this special lady?

Twenty yuan looked at the captain embarrassingly: "It's like this, I saw the big face was caught, so I decided to go to the other side to make a theory. It was fine, but after the theory was over, the other side found out that I was not wearing clothes.

captain:"……."

"What political commissar, do we still have quick-effect Jiuxin pills on board? You can get me a bottle, I'm afraid I will be shocked if I listen to it." The captain said, rolling his eyes.

Everyone was embarrassed.

The captain sighed and turned down again. It turns out that the third one is like this.

"The report criticized Comrade Chen Dadong, the former gunboat squad leader of Donghe Ship, sneaking into the laundry room through the window without clothes."

"Isn't you waiting for a while, my brain hurts a bit now. What a ghost to sneak into the laundry room, why not wear clothes?" The captain looked at Dadong with a look of shock.

Dadong said with an embarrassment on his face: "It's like this, the two of them were arrested, and I want to rescue them. As a result, I found that all my clothes were thrown into the laundry room. In order to put on clothes and their theory, so I decided to go out of the bathroom window, then go outside into the laundry and get my clothes back. "

"The idea is right, then how did you get caught?" The captain stared at Dadong.

Dadong scratched his head awkwardly, "But I forgot, the washing machine where I was washing was right at the door. So I just took out my clothes and was caught."

The captain rolled his eyes and almost turned back.

However, at this time he remembered that there was another person in this conference room.

So the captain looked at Wang Aiguo Road: "Okay, so you snails run?"

"No, I wasn't notified for Luo Ben." Wang Aiguo quickly shook his head.

The captain froze, then looked at the fourth bulletin.

"The report criticized that Comrade Wang Aiguo, the former gun of the East River Ship, misbehaved, causing injuries to the lumbar spine of Comrade Fan Jian, the staff of the brigade, and three guards and even bruises on the entire body of soldiers."

"What did you do?" The captain asked, looking at Wang Aiguo in shock.

Wang Aiguo showed embarrassment ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ This scene is really a little weird just now.

"I took a bath and washed, and went to the clothes field on the top floor to get my clothes. When I went downstairs, I saw my squad leader arrested. I was frightened at the time, but I didn't stand firmly, so I fell off the stairs on the second floor Go on. The place where I landed is exactly where the staff officer Fan and the three guards and brothers stood. Then ... there is no more. "

After Wang Aiguo spoke, the meeting room was quiet.

Well, Luo Ben wasn't such a big deal at first, but Wang Aiguo's blow to Mount Tai was very powerful. The team staff was directly injured, so the other party sent four briefings in one go.

After reading the briefing, the captain sighed: "It's nothing, nothing can happen, but next time you pay attention, don't run away in the laundry room. In addition, Wang Aiguo ..."

"Here." Wang Aiguo shouted immediately when he heard the captain calling his name.

The captain looked at Wang Aiguo and nodded. "Well, good job, keep up the hard work."

Wang Aiguo: "???"