Shipborne Special Forces

Chapter 417: Where and where to fry (sorry, a little taste)

Cheng Ye now feels this way. At this moment, he seems to feel that someone has poured a bottle of old godmother into his nose, and his uncomfortable eyes are hurt.

Seeing Cheng Wei's expression so strange, the examiner in the front row of poker faces became unhappy. You take the exam well, what's the matter with a dying expression?

So without saying a word, the poker face examiner came down from the podium and wanted to see what happened to Cheng Ye. As a result, he had not yet reached Cheng Yan's side. As soon as he was near Wang Aiguo's side, his eyes were dark.

"Ah, ah, what, what the **** is this? Someone brought in any chemical? What is this? Hey, poker face, the other examiners looked at the poker face aggressively. Face examiner.

This examiner is famous for his seriousness. Why did he suddenly have such a strange response?

As a result, when everyone thought so, the pungent flavor spread. Then everyone understands why the Poker Face Examiner is so excited.

However, before everyone had any action, everyone saw Wang Aiguo snorted, and then a loud noise came out.

The next moment, the entire examination room exploded.

....

Because of Wang Aiguo's saucy operation, the entire No. 1 test room, not to mention candidates, even the examiner is going crazy.

All the examiners ran the exam while running outside the door to take two breaths of fresh air.

And Cheng Yi, who was sitting behind Wang Aiguo, felt that he was going crazy.

Let's not talk about the taste, just talking about this sound will make Cheng Yi collapse.

Other people fart, either a loud noise or crackling, no longer, you can understand if you whistle.

But Wang Aiguo is too much. You are farting like a symphony. There is no treble, midrange and bass.

Sometimes it's coherent, sometimes it's loud, why are you whistling? What do you want to do? What about the entire BGM?

There is a mix of music and electric sounds, but Wang Aiguo is great. This person mixes farts and electric farts ...

Well, this is just to play 'Symphony' here, and Cheng Yi can bear it. Why do you like it? Is this still the examination room? Is this still the classroom?

Is this a gas chamber?

With regard to this series of farts, one after another, Cheng Yi, who was sitting behind Wang Aiguo, had a blank head in his head. He had forgotten what questions and exams.

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Finally, the examiner standing next to Cheng Ye couldn't stand it. When Cheng Ye was soaked on the table, he took a book and started to die.

It didn't matter if it was not a fan, Cao Lei, who was sitting behind Cheng Mao, collapsed instantly.

Originally, he and Wang Aiguo were separated by Cheng Wei. As a result, the examiner rushed into the door with a lot of acrid smell, which caused him to double his eyes and almost faint.

Okay, what's more terrible ... the taste spreads.

After the exam lasted for an hour and a half, Cheng Yi took the lead and could not hold back. He raised his hand and said to the proctor: "The teacher is going to breathe ... No, I am going to the toilet to breathe .... No, I am going to the toilet to eat **** ... No, I'm gonna shit! "

The proctor's teacher said in a paragraph that was a bit aggressive, which was all messy, and Cheng Ye said he was helpless. He felt that because he smelled too much, this head was now like paste.

However, despite the chaos Cheng Cheng said, the proctor's teacher was very cooperative and accompanied Cheng Cheng to the toilet because the proctor's teacher also wanted to breathe fresh air.

Of course, there was an episode in the process. For example, in order to accompany Cheng Yi to go out for fresh air, the four teachers almost huddled together.

After Cheng Ye went out, Cao Lei behind Cheng Ye immediately lost his barrier. Facing Wang Aiguo ’s generous back, Cao Lei swallowed in horror, then raised his hand and shouted, "Teacher, I want to go too, I Go to the toilet too! "

Seeing that Cao Lei and Cheng Yi were so calm, Wang Aiguo shook his head helplessly. This is not afraid that everyone will be bored in the exam, so he specially made some ‘music’. Why do n’t everyone take the lead so much?

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Soon after 1pm, the cooking class brought everyone's lunch.

When the lunch advances, the aroma of the dish and the smell of Wang Aiguo's fart are mixed into a strange taste that I don't know how to say. Many candidates vomited on the spot.

Well, vomiting is not a big deal at first, but you need to understand ......... Vomit is also a kind of odor, so the original pungent taste becomes even more unpleasant in an instant.

Then the closed test room, which was good, was opened by the excited people. All candidates stated that compared to the gas chamber, this noise outside is still acceptable.

As soon as the window opened, a bustling voice came in, and Wang Aiguo calmly took out two earplugs and put them in his ears.

Wang Aiguo quickly finished his lunch. After finishing, he put the lunch box back into the dining car, and then continued to do the questions.

But Wang Aiguo can do things calmly, others are not necessarily, most people take two bites casually, then go out for two breaths of fresh air, and then come back to eat two more.

This time and again, most candidates felt a sudden cramp in their stomach.

This topic has to be said again, why the older generation often said that do not walk around while eating ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ mainly because eating while walking, easy stomach cramps.

Candidates with stomach cramps quickly went to the toilet, and when they returned, they were shocked to find that the examination time had already passed by half. But they did only a third of the test papers.

This is a very embarrassing thing. The test time is limited. No one will extend your test time because you eat stomach cramps or because you want to breathe fresh air.

After Cheng Yan took a deep breath outside, he returned to his seat again, and then watched that he had made only a quarter of the test paper. Cheng Yan immediately became anxious.

As a result, his front foot was just anxious and ready to speed up, and he found that Wang Aiguo was also anxious. The loud noise and whistle of the fart and the 'gunshot' of machine guns were rising and falling, and accompanied by pungent bursts stench.

"Which player did I encounter in tmd? BGM in the test room? Can you forcibly modify the test location? Mad, this is going to be crazy !!!" Cheng Ye felt himself crazy, but what can he do? Now he can't go up and beat him during the exam time. Besides, he really went up, and he didn't necessarily beat Wang Aiguo.

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