Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All!

Chen Yu thought for a while and compiled a short message.

"Dr. Chen, what are you busy with? Do you want the live broadcast to continue?"

Seeing this barrage, Chen Yu clicked the mouse to send a reply.

"Of course, continue."

After saying that, Chen Yu changed his sitting position and said with a smile: "Take a moment of everyone's time to finish what you just said."

"Next, she won't have time to harass Neptune and her best friends."

"The foreigner who had sex with her will be found immediately and held accountable."

"Give him a lot of money to have an abortion."

The desperate girl loves vanity and always dreams of reaching the sky.

A man with whom she has a complicated relationship.

Either he is a rich man or a foreigner.

The lowest level is middle management in a large company.

The foreigner who had a relationship with the desperate girl was the son of a chief of a tribe with tens of thousands of people.

More than a year ago, I was invited to study abroad in China.

If the other party is irresponsible, the desperate girl will go to the university to sue him.

Let him become foreign trash.

Chen Yu continued: "The other party was willing to take responsibility. Not only did he not let her have an abortion, but he also helped her go through various procedures to go abroad."

"Although she was going to Feizhou to prepare for pregnancy, the desperate girl happily agreed to the idea that she could be the future chief's wife."

"It's just that the outcome is different from what this patient thought."

The water friends' eyes lit up, and a climax was sure to follow.

Chen Yu's answer did not disappoint them.

The climax really came.

"The son of a chief who is only twenty-six years old already has nine children."

"As for my wife."

Chen Yu pinched his fingers and said, "There are about eleven legally registered ones."

"I was laughing so hard. I didn't expect that she would actually become the chief's wife."

"Twelve in order."

"I wanted to be the chief's wife, but I found out that someone else had three wives and four concubines."

"Who knows, family members! Today..."

"Jimeis, how do you say this?"

"Let's put the facts aside."

"Thank you Brother Hei for letting honest people avoid lightning."

""The child is my gift to you"."

"Where can I buy my brother's books? I want the whole family to have a copy."

"If you don't have a high level of education, you can only get around the world with one word."

Different units, schools, and companies across the country.

A large number of male and female water friends appeared one after another, laughing and rolling on the ground.

Multiple emergency departments received calls for dispatch.

"Okay, her matter is over. Let's invite the next patient."

Chen Yu actually wanted to laugh too.

There is no way, an expert must behave like an expert.

Accompanied by a burst of fast-paced BGM.

A handsome boy with a thin figure and a loose T-shirt appeared on the screen.

"Hello everyone, I am Xu Yi, who has been practicing for a year and a half and is about to debut in the C position."

“To thank everyone for their continued support.”

"Next, I will perform a singing and dancing rap for everyone."

The water friends looked at each other with big eyes and small eyes.

Who is this?

The first thing I talked about was debuting in the C position.

I have never heard of this name. Who supports him?

What is singing and dancing about rap?

"I have lived for thirty years, and this is the first time I have seen dancing, and I can also do the shuncan."

"Help! I'm dying! Is this thing here to kill you?"

"The clothes are very fashionable, and he doesn't look like he has a brain problem."

“I always feel like there’s something missing.”

"basketball!"

"This guy has a weird voice. He must be in the period of voice change, right?"

"Am I the only one paying attention to the aj5 on his feet?"

“Low-top Joe Five flame reds don’t come cheap.”

"His T-shirt is not cheap either. It seems to be a co-branded model of a foreign star. One piece costs thousands."

"It turns out that he is a young man. No wonder he can not do his job properly."

Xu Yi's singing and dancing rap lasted for more than three minutes.

A large number of water friends shouted directly to the top.

The second thing is that it sounds unpleasant.

The most terrible thing is that the eyes are visually polluted.

If you want to sing and dance, just dance, and you can still walk smoothly.

Just forget it.

Halfway through the jump, I didn’t know whether it was because I hadn’t eaten breakfast or because my feet were unstable.

Tripping myself twice.

"Thank you for the applause."

Xu Yi was completely immersed in her own world and bowed politely towards the camera to take her final call.

"This patient, we can begin."

For three whole minutes, Chen Yu kept holding his forehead.

It wasn't until Xu Yi stopped singing and dancing that Chen Yu was in the mood to watch his Yintang.

"Doctor Chen, my name is Xu Yi, I am a..."

"This patient, there is another patient waiting below, let's hurry up."

I was worried that Xu Yi would sing and dance rap again for me.

Chen Yu stretched out his hand and shouted stop quickly.

He directly asked Xu Yi why he was in contact with him.

Xu Yi said with a somewhat gloomy expression: "Dr. Chen, others say you are best at solving problems for others. I am in trouble now. Please give me some advice."

Chen Yu adjusted his mood and said, "Just tell me."

"I have loved singing and dancing since I was a child, and I vowed to become an idol star in the future."

"About a year ago, I was taking a selfie on the street and was discovered by a talent scout."

"The talent scout said I have a lot of talent for rapping."

"In the future, I will definitely become an instant success and become a popular traffic idol."

"The teachers at this entertainment company also said that I am very talented. After a little training, I can debut in the C position."

"Then I became a trainee."

"It's time to hand in training for the second half of the year, but my dad refuses to give it."

Xu Yi said with a sad face.

"Dr. Chen, what should I do so that my dad can continue to get money?"

"The company said they would help me contact the crew in the second half of the year and provide me with resources."

"If I stop training at this juncture, all my previous efforts will be in vain."

"All resources must be given to others."

Xu Yi is seventeen years old. He wants to work part-time to make money, but no one dares to use him.

Dad refused to give me any money.

There was no choice but to come to Chen Yu for help.

Xu Yi seemed to have remembered something, and said with an apologetic expression: "Dr. Chen, I know the rules of your live broadcast room."

"If I want to ask you for help, I have to pay a fee of 10,000 yuan."

“Can this money be deducted from items?”

Xu Yi raised his feet and pointed to the sneakers on his feet.

"I still have two pairs of limited-edition sneakers at home, which together should be enough for 10,000 yuan."

"If you agree, give me your address now and I will send the shoes to you right away."

Chen Yu didn't know whether to laugh or cry and said: "You should keep the shoes for yourself."

"You are a minor, and the adult charging rules do not apply to you."

"You just pay a dollar."

"Thank you Dr. Chen."

Xu Yi paid one yuan with a smile on her face.

"Dr. Chen, how can I get my dad to continue to pay for my practice?"

Chen Yu said calmly: "I can't convince your father to give you money, but I can cure your self-blaming depression."

Xu Yi was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said: "Dr. Chen, don't be joking. I don't know how I can have depression despite the sunshine in my heart."

"If you don't believe it, I'll give you a positive singing and dancing rap."