Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All!

"Buzz!"

The hair dryer in Crunch's hand made a loud noise.

Sparks crackled from behind.

Thief pull cool.

Zhou Kexin’s mind went blank.

Ears buzzing.

What just happened?

Shells exploded near my ears.

No, no, it should be the roar of a plane passing overhead.

Zhou Kexin didn't know whether the hair dryer was a silent product.

Anyway, I was muted.

Chen Yu put down his hands covering his ears.

Using his right hand, he shook Zhou Kexin's ear twice.

The barrage in the live broadcast room decreased briefly, and then ushered in an overwhelming tide.

"Brother Qazhi not only created an idiom that will be passed down through the ages, but also redefined the meaning of the word mute."

"Are you sure you are selling a hair dryer and not a fighter jet's tail nozzle?"

"Mach Ring! Guys, I saw the Mach Ring."

"Nonsense, it's obviously a sonic boom."

"Turbofan engine!"

"I'm just curious about what level of energy consumption it has."

"In addition to the blowing function, is it equivalent to buying a large spray gun?"

"This isn't a hair dryer at all, this is a SpaceX rocket."

Seeing these live barrages, Zhou Kexin almost laughed out of anger.

The sound just now almost scared her soul away.

horrible.

"Dr. Chen, you see, this is not a hair dryer, it's more like a bomber."

Zhou Kexin said angrily.

"Why doesn't anyone take care of this bastard who is good at everything?"

Speaking of someone taking care of it, Zhou Kexin suddenly had an idea in her mind.

"Dr. Chen, I plan to have a fight with Crunchy. What do you think?"

Hearing this, Chen Yu shook his head and smiled bitterly: "I think I want to crack down on counterfeiting."

"Hey hey hey."

Zhou Kexin smiled sheepishly.

"Lianba, if you want to ask anything later, I'll type it to you in a private message."

Chen Yu said.

"okay."

With Chen Yu's off-court support, Zhou Kexin confidently clicked to apply for continuous wheat.

Today, Crunch must be ruined.

Became the laughing stock of the entire internet.

This famous idiom was born following the counterfeit wine incident.

Almost no anchors are willing to chat with Crunch.

The young anchor applied for continuous mic, but it was not uncommon for him to even mic with the other party.

The big anchor cherishes feathers and is worried about being regarded as Crunch's accomplice.

Seeing Zhou Kexin's application for continuous wheat, Zhizhi clicked to agree without thinking.

The moment the screen was connected, Chen Yu retreated behind the computer.

Use your computer to continue watching the live broadcast.

"Sister Zhou is actually crunching her wheat. Isn't she here to learn how to carry goods?"

"Why do I feel that the location where Sister Zhou is is somewhat familiar? I seem to have seen it somewhere."

"Sister Zhou, please listen to my uncle's advice. He and Qizhi Lianmai are going to lose their popularity. Let's go quickly."

"The acquaintance of Zhou and Ga."

Water friends never dreamed that Sister Zhou would be in a relationship with Crunch.

The water friends in the two live broadcast rooms teased each other, which not only increased the popularity of Zhou Kexin's live broadcast room.

It also caused the number of viewers in the live broadcast room to soar to nearly two million.

Crunchy was ecstatic.

I was still worried just now, going through the embarrassing scene in front of me like this.

Know that this hair dryer is an inferior product.

I didn't expect the problem to be so serious, and I almost sent myself away.

At this time, Zhou Kexin received a private message from Chen Yu.

Let Crunch test the second hair dryer on the table.

Knowing that there must be something wrong with the second hair dryer, Zhou Kexin said with a smile on her face: "Hello, Brother Qizhi, I just watched your live broadcast for a while, and I am very interested in your introduction to this hair dryer."

"As far as I know, this chip should be installed in mobile phones and tablets."

"I didn't expect that today's technology is so advanced that even hair dryers can use such chips."

"Can you show it again? If the performance is good, I will place an order for one now."

After saying this, the water friends in the two live broadcast rooms burst into laughter.

Since Zhou Kexin watched the live broadcast just now, who gave her the courage.

I dare to say something like placing an order.

When did eyes and ears become decorations?

I didn't see the hair dryer spitting fire and making a loud roar again.

Quzhi was also stunned by Zhou Kexin's weird request.

Anyone with eyesight can tell there is something wrong with the hair dryer.

Why does Zhou Kexin still want to buy it?

Could it be that the brand invited help?

Thinking about it carefully, Crunch thinks it is very possible.

"Brother Crunch, can you turn on the second hair dryer and let me take a look?"

"There was a problem just now. I think it was a malfunction with a small probability. I believe you won't trick the majority of water friends."

The smile on Zhou Kexin's face did not diminish, but she felt guilty.

What Chen Yu said is definitely correct.

There was definitely a bigger problem with the second hair dryer.

Crunchy looked a little embarrassed.

It’s not that I don’t want to test, it’s that I don’t dare to test.

What if the second hair dryer continues to malfunction?

"Brother Crunch, don't be a coward. You will die if you try."

"Two uses for one thing, a hair dryer and a spray gun, I love it."

"Hello anchor, we are the staff of the Rocket Research Institute. We would like to study your hair dryer. Is it okay?"

"Namo fire-breathing hairdryer Bodhisattva."

The water friends laughed happily at Crunch and the hair dryer in his hand.

Crunch kept greeting the eighteen generations of ancestors of the water friends in his heart.

He looked at Zhou Kexin who looked expectant.

At this moment, Crunch is really between a rock and a hard place.

When others asked to continue testing, Gezhi had a hundred ways to deal with it.

If it were Zhou Kexin who was also a big anchor, things would not be easy to handle.

Although Zhou Kexin's number of fans is far less than her own, her influence is far greater than that of Quzhi.

Fans are almost all true fans.

Most of the millions of fans of Crunch are melon fans.

It’s all about the mentality of just watching the fun and not taking it too seriously.

At this moment, the person in charge of the brand, standing directly opposite Crunch, nodded heavily.

Signaling Crunch to continue testing.

If there is a problem with one machine, it does not represent all of them.

Although their hair dryers cost only a few dollars.

After the person in charge of the brand nodded, Qia Zhi could only bite the bullet and turn on the second hair dryer according to Zhou Kexin's request.

The moment the hair dryer was started, a ball of flame shot out.

The live broadcast room resounded with screams like pigs and sheep being slaughtered.

Too good to die.

The flames spurted out actually ignited the hair of the person in charge of the brand.

"Get water to put out the fire!!!"

Seeing that the parents who had to live and feed themselves were about to be roasted into pigs, there was a lot of panic.

He bent down and picked up a few exquisite wine bottles from the ground.

He unscrewed the bottle cap carelessly and poured it on the head of the person in charge of the brand.

The water friends who were laughing all over the room suddenly felt that their brains were a little lacking.

Apparently, someone had their hair set on fire with this airbrush hair dryer.

Instead of looking for water, Crunch used wine to put out the fire.

What kind of grievances do the two have, and why do they have to add wine to the fire?

Accompanied by a burst of shouting and screaming.

The fire on the head of the brand manager was miraculously extinguished by the drink.

But the price is not small.