Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All!

In terms of shape, it looks like a monk in a temple.

His online name is Cihang Pudu.

"Amitabha."

The water friend named Cihang Pudu had a kind smile on his face and chanted the Buddha's name with his left hand.

"This patient, how can I help you?"

Chen Yu said expressionlessly.

"It's good, it's good, the poor monk is here to ferry the donor Chen."

As soon as these words came out, the water friends almost burst into laughter.

What rhythm is this?

He was mainly anti-customer, and he said he wanted to cross Chen Yu.

Old friends all know that Chen Yu is not so much a psychiatrist as a fortune teller who can predict the future and the past.

A fat monk transforms into a fortune teller. Is this what everyone in the industry does?

Chen Yu said with a half-smile: "This patient, how are you going to save me?"

Cihang Pudu said with a solemn expression: "Donor Chen, you have pointed out other people's past several times, and you have unknowingly violated your reputation."

"If this continues, it will definitely bring disaster to yourself."

"The poor monk couldn't bear it, so he linked up with you to help you out of the sea of ​​suffering."

The water friends were stunned after hearing this.

A flood of barrages came.

"Brothers, why do I feel that the old monk is here to cause trouble?"

"Be more confident and remove the word feeling."

"I'm sorry. I saw Dr. Chen becoming very popular on the Internet, so I deliberately came here to divert traffic."

"Nah, people and ghosts all want to take advantage of Dr. Chen."

“I didn’t expect even monks to be so utilitarian.”

"What's wrong with becoming a monk? Most people can't become monks even if they want to."

"This temple is recruiting a young novice monk, who is under thirty-five years old, has a master's degree or above, and is proficient in three foreign languages. The monthly salary is negotiable."

"Why don't I trap you to death?"

Looking at the various barrages on the screen, the corners of Cihang Pudu's mouth twitched slightly.

"well."

Cihang Pudu let out a long sigh and said in a compassionate tone: "Donor Chen exposed the privacy of the female donor's mother-in-law in front of the majority of water friends. It is a big mistake."

"If there is something wrong with the elderly, we should give them some face."

"It is said that when you are seventy years old, you will not be beaten but when you are eighty years old, you will not be scolded."

"What you did this time and in the past will definitely lead to karmic retribution in the future."

Chen Yu smiled lightly and said, "I don't need you to worry about whether I will suffer karmic retribution."

"Your trouble is coming soon."

Cihang Pudu said seriously: "The poor monk knows that his words of advice are offensive to his ears. It doesn't matter if Almsgiver Chen doesn't like to hear them."

"But you must not commit the same crime again, lest you bring harm to your relatives."

Chen Yu smiled slightly and said, "Patient, have you been feeling itchy lately?"

"Um?"

Cihang Pudu was stunned for a moment.

"Not only do you have a mental illness, you also have a serious physical illness."

"Do you need me to treat you?"

Chen Yu asked.

"Amitabha, the poor monk worships the Buddha every day. With the Buddha's protection, how can he get sick?"

Cihang Pudu put his hands together.

Chen Yu said playfully: "Since you serve Buddha every day, you might as well recite a scripture to let me feel the breadth and depth of Buddhism."

"That's good. Since Almsgiver Chen wants to hear it, the poor monk will recite a paragraph."

As he spoke, Cihang Pudu closed his eyes and muttered something.

"Don't tell me, it really tastes like that."

"Is he reciting Buddhist sutras or singing sutras? Why is he humming?"

"It sounds a bit familiar..."

"I feel the same way, as if I heard it there."

"Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, don't look at me as a sheep, damn! This old guy is singing the theme song!"

"I can also sing Buddhist scriptures. Listen, Shaolin Kungfu is so good~ It's really good."

"I am Vajra Legs and he is Iron Head Kung Fu."

"Sutra of increasing happiness and longevity. (Dog Head)"

Cihang Pudu, with his eyes closed, continued to hum.

The water friends were going crazy laughing.

Dressed like a human being, he was singing cartoon theme songs.

After reciting the song, Cihang Pudu opened his eyes and said, "Almsgiver Chen, Buddhism is vast and there is no one who cannot be transformed."

"wait."

Chen Yu interrupted Cihang Pudu and said, "Are you sure you don't need treatment?"

Cihang Pudu said profoundly: "The poor monk has the protection of the Buddha, so there is no need for the donor Chen to worry."

"Buddha can't help you get out of jail."

Chen Yu sneered: "Not long ago, a lot of animals were released, right?"

"How did you know?"

Cihang Pudu looked shocked.

What I usually like to do most is to take believers and lay people to release animals.

Chen Yu said: "I am a professional psychologist. Through conversations with others and observing people's facial micro-expressions, I can judge what the patient has done."

"To say you are a monk, yes and no."

"Three years ago, you had a sudden idea and bought a house in the suburbs, then renovated it into a temple."

"I also bought cassocks, wooden fish, Buddha statues and other things, and turned into a temple abbot."

"In order to gain fame, you often participate in life release activities."

"Not long ago, I led a group of men, women, and children to buy hundreds of five-step snakes from a snake dealer."

"Release it to the botanical garden not far from the small temple."

As soon as Chen Yu finished speaking, some water friends almost exploded.

"Old bastard, no wonder there are so many venomous snakes in the botanical garden. It turned out to be you."

"I've also heard about it. About a month ago, it was a hot topic."

"Everything has animism, so let's release some cash and gold bars."

"Most of the releases are utilitarian actions, or they are motivated by self-motivation."

"These people are just full and hungry for three days. Let alone releasing them, they can eat everything alive."

"Once you go fishing, you release the fish upstream and fish downstream. It's a perfect industrial cycle."

"You keep shouting Amitabha, but you don't do good things at ordinary times, and you only have to act temporarily to save yourself."

In addition to the water friends who have been practicing, there are also many water friends who have sent in popular science tips.

The five-step snake is a highly venomous snake and is commonly known as the King of Rotten Meat.

Failure to inject antidote serum immediately after poisoning can cause serious harm to the body.

It can even be life-threatening.

Others are operating businesses without a license, and Cihang Pudu is operating a temple without a license.

Many water friends think that he treats opening temples and conducting life-release ceremonies as a business.

Many water friends come from the same IP address as Cihang Pudu.

I can't wait to rush to him along the network cable.

Give the old guy a hard spanking.

One day last month, a snake disaster broke out in the Botanical Garden.

A large number of people who were visiting were bitten.

The worst thing is a young man and woman who are about to get married.

I happily went to shoot the wedding scene, and several five-step snakes jumped out of the grass.

The two are still lying in the hospital.

"Humans and animals are all living beings in the world, and so is the five-step snake."

“Wherever people live, animals also have the right to live and live.”

Cihang Pudu talked eloquently.

Chen Yu smiled and said, "The animals you released are not limited to these hundreds of snakes."

"There are not just one or two local citizens who want to settle accounts with you."

Chen Yu raised his hand and pinched his fingers.

"A conservative estimate is that there are about a few hundred people who want to talk to you about free fighting."