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"Brother, tell the truth, are you interested in that Bai Ningxin?"

On the way to the market, Chen Yuan grabbed Chen Yefeng's arm and kept asking.

"I'm not incompetent, and Bai Ningxin is indeed pretty. A normal man has to have thoughts about her, right?!"

Chen Yefeng twitched the corner of his mouth, wondering why the little girl asked this.

"Brother, this is wrong of you. You already have Xiaoxue, how can you be ambiguous with other women." Chen Yuan began to teach him earnestly.

"You have to know that what you are doing is wrong and you are a scumbag!"

"Don't talk nonsense, Xiaoxue and I haven't gone one step further.

Besides, how can I be a scumbag? I am a warm man with a heart of love and just want to give all the women in the world a home. "Chen Yefeng said nonchalantly.

"Brother, you are so thick-skinned!" Chen Yuan rolled his eyes.

"Okay, I have no interest in this Bai Ningxin for the time being. Besides, if brother is really a scumbag, how many young ladies do you think will suffer?"

"That makes sense!" Chen Yuan raised his head and thought for a moment, "My brother is so handsome. If he really wanted to become a scumbag, he would already have a group of wives and concubines."

Chen Yefeng: "..."

"Are you praising me or hurting me?"

…

After taking Chen Yuan to the market and buying two palm-sized rabbits and a cage.

Chen Yefeng took her back to the Huanan Community.

After returning home, the little girl kept mumbling.

Little rabbit, be good and grow up quickly. When it grows up, it will have more meat and you can eat it...

Chen Yefeng next to him couldn't help but blush.

What do you think of my cousin? She seems a little different from ordinary people?

…

As usual, Chen Yuan always broadcasts live for a while after school.

but.

After Chen Yefeng arrived, the computer was naturally occupied by him.

"Brother! Let's buy a computer during the weekend, otherwise I won't be able to play games!"

"Okay!" Chen Yefeng nodded. He happened to have this plan, otherwise it wouldn't be the same thing if he had the little girl watching from the side.

mainly……

She would always secretly kiss herself while she was immersed in the game.

This is wrong! ! !

…

Turn on the computer, log in to the live broadcast room, and soon the barrage started rolling.

"Is it Xiaoyuan today, or is it my uncle? To be honest, I kind of miss Xiaoyuan's skydiving skills!"

"Yes, Xiaoyuan is the best skydiver among all the PUBG anchors I have ever seen!"

"Xiao Yuan, what's there to see? I just like to watch my uncle show off!!!"

"I feel uncomfortable if I don't watch my uncle show off for a day!"

"+1!"

"+2!"

"+10086!!!"

…

"Who is the most respected at the end of the battle? When they see me, Chen Yefeng, they will all be in vain!"

Chen Yefeng grinned and immediately started a single game of four rows.

Because he was so frustrated in the Internet cafe just now that he couldn't keep up with the game rhythm of Gao Chao and Wu Liang.

Therefore, he needs to vent his depression now.

Although he was alone in four rows, Chen Yefeng didn't give up at all and jumped directly to the most dangerous airport.

After landing, an SKS appeared in his sight.

Although this gun was known as an ominous gun, Chen Yefeng didn't care so much and just used an SKS to fight out of the airport in four rows.

After fighting his way out of the airport, Chen Yefeng used an eight-fold SKS to kill everyone, making him invincible.

Wherever you go, not a blade of grass grows! ! !

…

"Damn! 666, uncle, this is really a waste of talent if you don't go professional!"

"I have to ask, the anchor didn't hold his breath with the 8x SKS lens just now?"

"Upstairs, don't you understand this? The man didn't move just now, why did he hold his breath?"

"There is a song that is good. Jedi scientist. If you don't hold your breath eight times, you can hit your head from eight hundred miles away~"

"That's enough for you, stop consuming my brother Kai!!!"

“I will offer incense first as a token of respect!!!

\\丨/～”

…

Under the premise that Chen Yefeng was almost venting the depression caused by Gao Chao and Wu Liang, a crouching dragon and phoenix, a one-sided ruthless killing was also born in this game.

finally.

Chen Yefeng used SKS to directly get fifteen kills, and finally succeeded in winning the chicken!

"Brother, there is a fan connection program today!" Chen Yuan quickly whispered as he watched Chen Yefeng finish a round.

Chen Yefeng frowned and said in confusion: "Fan connection program, what is this?"

"Just connect with fans and help them answer their emotional questions!"

After hearing what his cousin Chen Yuan said, Chen Yefeng took a deep look at her.

"You, a little brat who has never been in a relationship, are actually helping people solve their emotional problems!"

"Then what's the matter? I'm trying to persuade you to break up instead of trying to reconcile!"

"Oh, woman!"

Under Chen Yuan's instigation, Chen Yefeng decisively took up the banner of answering fans' emotional questions.

"Dududu..."

soon.

A fan even micked him.

"Hello, uncle."

"Hello."

"My uncle, I have a problem that has been bothering me for a long time."

"Don't worry, we have plenty of time, you can take your time." It was also the first time for Chen Yefeng to help others solve a problem, so he naturally took out a cigarette from his pocket and lit it.

"I have liked someone for a long time. I love her very much and cherish her very much.

When I saw her for the first time, I knew that I was in her hands for the rest of my life, and I would never marry her unless I was her! "

"Young people, when you meet the person you like, you should pursue it boldly. No matter what difficulties lie ahead, you should make sure you have no regrets in this life!"

Chen Yefeng has never been in love and is not in a hurry.

After all, he doesn't need to worry about whether he will become a bachelor, because this situation is unlikely to happen to him.

However, he is still relatively good at solving such emotional problems.

He is very good at giving you a bowl of chicken soup when he comes up.

"I feel the same way, so I pursued it boldly!" Lian Mai's fan sighed after finishing speaking, as if he had something to hide.

"What's the result?"

"Her family doesn't agree!"

"Why does her family disagree? Is it because they don't like you as a person, or because of the house, car, dowry, etc."

Chen Yefeng also knows how harsh the conditions for marriage are now. Many people end up parting ways because of sky-high betrothal gifts, and they are now strangers.

"It's not because of these substances, it's just that her family simply doesn't agree with the two of us being together."

"Who in her family disagrees?" Chen Yefeng couldn't help but ask.

"Her husband didn't agree and even wanted to beat me!"

Chen Yefeng: "..."

What the hell...

This guy is making fun of himself! ?

Why don't I kill you?

…

A smile every day:

There is a beautiful little girl new to the department. She has a cheerful and unrestrained personality and is very popular.

However, as a veteran driver, I didn’t feel much about seeing so many beauties. She persisted and asked me to have dinner together several times, but I rejected her.

Later, she stopped dating and asked me directly, "How much is 3-8?"

So I, the old driver, had no choice but to go to dinner with her. Later, the little girl said that she noticed me because when we had snails at the last department party, I was the only one who ate them directly into my mouth without using a toothpick.