Sorry, the System is Really Amazing

"You want to embarrass me?" Sun Li snorted disdainfully, contemptuous of Ye Chen. "I'd like to see how poor you are, how can you embarrass me. I almost laughed out loud!"

"Forget it, Ye Chen, don't get entangled with her~~ She always finds opportunities to step on me, she is realistic and aggressive, I am used to it." Lin Yuxi persuaded.

It should be said that people like to watch the excitement.

In addition, Lin Yuxi and Sun Li are also considered to be great beauties with online beauty. Now, the two beauties are bickering and cursing, which quickly attracts a lot of people who eat melons.

Sun Li glanced around haughtily, feeling even more anxious.

'Lin Yuxi! you bitch! Today, I want you to be ashamed in public! No shame! Hmph, why do you look prettier than me, a poor girl like you! '

"Yuxi, you and your boyfriend are not jealous of me, so you want to pour dirty water on me, right? Now that I have said everything, I really want to see what embarrassment you can make me! "Sun Li screamed unrelentingly.

Ye Chen carefully looked at the jade bracelet on Zhang Li's wrist, observed her complexion, and a piece of ointment on her left knee, sorted out her thoughts a little, and felt a little more certain in her heart.

"Okay, since you want to get your face close to me and let me hit you, I'm sorry if I don't hit you!" Ye Chen rolled up his sleeves.

At the same time, a task was temporarily written——

"Ding

task generation

Task content - the host slaps the green tea whore in the face, making her embarrassed

Rewards - the system is analyzing the difficulty of the task, and the rewards will be settled later"

Hey, not bad, not bad, any task can be written, and there will be prizes for completion.

So cool!

"Ahem~~ This jade bracelet of yours was given to you by your boyfriend, right?" Ye Chen narrowed his eyes slightly.

"Yes. Hetian jade, tens of thousands of dollars." Sun Li began to show off again, "Oh, I see, you must say that this bracelet is fake, right? Hehe~~ This is really true It’s an old routine. But, I’m sorry, I went to the biggest jewelry store in Yanshi for an appraisal, and it’s real Hetian jade.”

At this time, an old man who was watching the fun next to him, dressed very elegantly, said with a smile. "Young man, I am the chief appraiser of Jixiang Jewelry Store. That girl's bracelet has a warm and lustrous jade color, meticulous and delicate jade quality, and exquisite flower carving workmanship. It is genuine at first glance. I have been in this business for decades. , You can tell by feeling that it can’t be fake.”

Having said that, the people who eat melons all laughed.

"How? Do you still want to embarrass me? Shame on me?" Sun Li snorted.

"I didn't say your bracelet is fake." Ye Chen shook his head. "The bracelet may be real. But it's broken."

Ok? broken?

"Yes." The appraiser, the old god, explained. "This jade bracelet was cracked, and later the repair method of gold inlaid jade was adopted. The fracture was covered with gold and some patterns were carved. Although jadeite is hard, it does not mean that it is not afraid of falling. The brittleness of jade is easy to make the jade bracelet It broke when I stumbled. Well, the handwork of this bracelet is pretty good."

The people who eat melons saw that there are really several gold inlaid jade on the jade bracelet.

"That's it?" Sun Li didn't deny it either. "I thought you could tell what kind of flowers! Yes, my dear is a careless person, so when I first bought the bracelet, it fell on the ground and broke. But something worth tens of thousands of dollars cannot Throw it away? He doesn't feel bad, but I do! Repair it, it will be more beautiful and more pleasing to me!"

"Poverty, I'm not talking about you, you can't afford even a broken bracelet!" Sun Li furiously yelled at Ye Chen. "What else can you say? I think you are really funny!"

Ye Chen's face was indifferent, with a demeanor that neither pleased with things nor saddened with himself. "I want to ask, did you see this jade bracelet smashed with your own eyes? Or,

When your boyfriend gave it to you, it was broken and then repaired? "

"Huh?" Sun Li was taken aback for a moment, then said impatiently. "It's not over yet! Well, it's okay to tell you, my dear, after accidentally breaking the jade bracelet, he was afraid that I would be angry, so he quietly went to the jewelry store to repair it, and then gave it to me when it was finished. He is really caring, In everyday life, it always surprises me.”

"That's right!" Ye Chen's eyes lit up upon hearing this. "It seems that my guess is close to nine."

Suddenly, Ye Chen Qifeng asked protrudingly. "Have you been unlucky recently? Do you have trouble doing anything?"

The onlookers who were eating melons were stunned. They didn't understand why one moment they were discussing the jade bracelet in a serious way, and the next moment they changed the subject and talked about luck-this guy's thinking is very jumpy!

"Ah?" Being asked by Ye Chen so unexpectedly, it really felt like a surprise review, which made Sun Li at a loss.

But she quickly reacted.

Ask yourself, in the past few months, she has been really unlucky.

for example.

In the first two months, she had sex with her boyfriend, obviously during the safe period, and she insisted that her boyfriend wear a condom, so it stands to reason that nothing would happen. As a result, the next month's period did not come, and I waited for a few days to go to the hospital for an examination-pregnant!

The boyfriend didn't want a child for the time being, so he coaxed her to have an abortion, which made her seriously injured, and she hasn't recovered yet.

Another example.

Last week, she fell for no reason, and her knee was swollen, and she still has ointment on it. You know, she walked on a flat road, didn't wear heels, and didn't lower her head to play with her mobile phone while walking. She really didn't understand how she could fall down for no reason.

It can only be said that if a person is unlucky and drinks cold water, his teeth will get stuck.

"It seems that I'm not wrong." Before Sun Li could answer, Ye Chen took the initiative to say. "Actually, when I saw you, I knew that you were not going well recently. Although you wore heavy makeup, your complexion was really bad, as if you had suffered a serious illness, and your body was very weak. The foundation was very thick, It didn't completely cover the dark circles. Also, your knees are covered with ointment, and you are limping when you walk. It seems that you have fallen, and it was not easy..."

Hearing what Ye Chen said, the melon eaters observed carefully.

That's true.

A person with a discerning eye can tell whether a person has a good complexion, whether he is in a good state of mind, or whether he is in a state of fatigue.

"Enough! Shut up!" Sun Li got angry, "Yes, yes, I have been unlucky recently, but who hasn't been unlucky? Who can guarantee that they will always be smooth in their lifetime?"

"Young man, the world is changing, people will have three declines and six prosperity, and luck will have ups and downs. This is also the harmony of yin and yang. You should not make fun of this girl for the sake of being competitive, ah~ ~You are young, this character..." The appraiser ran out again to uphold justice, seemed to be very contemptuous of Ye Chen, and shook his head repeatedly.

Ye Chen smiled again, eloquently. "She was unlucky for a reason. It should be caused by this jade bracelet."

Ok?

Everyone was amazed.

Ye Chen continued. "Our country's jade culture has a long history and is rich and colorful. Therefore, it is said that jade has the function of protecting the body from evil spirits. Wearing jade for enough time will produce spirituality and help the owner to prevent disasters. If one day, the jade is suddenly broken If it is broken or cracked, it means that it has saved the master from a catastrophe."

All of this knowledge comes from [Miscellaneous Notes on Ghost Things]. Ye Chen became more confident when he said, "Many people will pick up some weird things on the road. Such as Buddhist beads, dog teeth, jade, etc. These things They are all used to ward off evil spirits. The reason why their owners throw them away is because they have warded off disasters instead of their owners, have played the role of warding off evil spirits, and completed the mission of keeping safe. However, disasters and mildew Luck is left on the object, and the owner has to throw it away. Then, we cannot pick up these things casually. Once we pick them up for our own use, it will definitely be unlucky! Or be enchanted by evil spirits, or lose money, or Sick! After a long time, it will cause some dirty things..."

Lin Yuxi quietly watched Ye Chen pretending to be aggressive. At this moment, she felt that Ye Chen was really focused, confident, and in high spirits!

While talking and laughing, the masts and sculls were wiped out!

How handsome!

And when Ye Chen said this, everyone understood.

An aunt holding a child blurted out, "Young man, what do you mean, this jade bracelet was picked up by the girl's boyfriend on the side of the road? Because the jade bracelet has protected the original owner from disaster, it is cracked." After the girl's boyfriend took it for repair, he lied to her that he accidentally broke it after buying it, and then gave it to her?"

"You, you, you fart! Spit blood! Shit! You useless poor! Garbage!" Sun Li's face was blue and purple, trembling with anger, her expression was as vitriolic as a stepmother, and she yelled at Ye Chen.

but!

There was still a trace of suspicion in her eyes.

When her boyfriend gave her the jade bracelet, she asked about the invoice, but the boyfriend said that he accidentally dropped it.

Moreover, this jade bracelet does not have a packaging box.

But until now, she can only be stubborn and hold on to the end, "These are just your inferences! You are deceiving people! You can't come up with anything!"

The appraiser thought about it for a while. "Young man, these statements are too superstitious. Although there is some truth in it, you can't fully believe it. Maybe it's just a coincidence. The girl just happened to be unlucky during this time. You can't let this jade bracelet take the blame!"

"Hahahaha~~ I know that you will not be convinced by empty teeth. Okay, now, I will conduct an experiment in public to prove that everything I said is true and not fabricated out of thin air." Ye Chen's gestures are full of calmness and confidence. "Get ready to be slapped in the face by me!"