Strange Life of a Cat

Fang Shaokang is also a busy man, after Jiao's house installed the cat climbing frame, Zheng Tan never saw him again.

The next day, Fang Shaokang took the time to make a phone call to inquire about the usage, but Father Jiao only said, "It's pretty good. Heitan often stays on it when he's at home during the day."

As for the night, the Jiao family all know that their cats only sleep on the quilt and the sofa.

Although I seldom go to sleep in the "cat nest" installed on the cat climbing frame at night, but during the day when I am bored, Zheng Tan will also jump on the cat climbing frame a few times. It's because the space at home is small and inconvenient. Now that I have a cat climbing frame, I have to toss it hard. Anyway, Fang Shaokang paid for it, so I don't feel bad if it breaks down.

One day, when it was almost time to leave school, Zheng Tan walked towards Xiao Youzi and the others' school. The strange thing was that he didn't see Jiao Wei when he arrived today. Jiao Wei was there before Zheng Tan arrived a few days ago. For those who have been waiting here, this is the first time this has happened today. Is something wrong?

wrong.

If you really want to count it, the end time of the attached primary school is actually a little earlier than that of the college students. At first, Zheng Tan saw that Jiao Wei came early and thought that Jiao Wei would have no classes in the last two periods in the morning. It's always been that way, except today.

Zheng Tan lowered his head in deep thought, as if he had overlooked something.

When the music of the attached primary school was playing, hurried footsteps approached.

"Huh, we've caught up!"

Zheng Tan looked sideways, Jiao Wei was wearing a military training uniform, standing there panting with his hands on his waist, he just ran over, his face was covered with sweat.

Military training! !

It turned out to be this!

Zheng Tan almost forgot.

The freshmen of Chuhua University start school relatively late, and they only start to register when the sophomores and juniors start classes, and the military training will be delayed for a while. Neither Yi Xin nor Su Qu had any military training at the beginning of the semester, and Zheng Tan forgot about it. Only now did he recall that graduate students did not have military training, but undergraduates did.

The military training hasn't even started yet, so what kind of class did Jiao Wei take?

Zheng Tan didn't know until he heard Jiao's father talk about it that night, the freshman class had not started yet, and Jiao Wei had been taking sophomore classes. Anyway, when you go into the classroom and sit in the classroom, the teachers don't know everyone, and they don't know how to check. At the same time, they don't have much reluctance to those who go to class. Some teachers especially like those who go to class.

In Jiao Wei's mind, Chuhua University is such a good school, and many of the teachers in it are well-known professors, but it is a great loss to go to the class. Besides, there is no money for taking classes, Jiao Wei still feels that he has taken advantage of it, so he has been very active, going to the library to borrow textbooks if he has no textbooks. Many of the freshmen’s card cards were not fully processed, so Dad Jiao lent him the library card. The books he held were all borrowed from the library some time ago.

At noon, when we went to eat at Jiao Wei's small restaurant, there were some small food shops in front of the school where some students wearing military training uniforms could be seen everywhere.

Jiao Wei's parents looked distressed, but at the same time they were very happy to see their children wearing military training uniforms, and they asked someone to borrow a camera to take some pictures as souvenirs. Jiao Wei's father also asked about the venue of Jiao Wei's military training. He must visit it when he has free time. The military training is held from morning to night every day. As for the time, it is estimated that it will last until the November holiday. Some of them are time .

military training...

Zheng Tan looked at the sun above his head, the temperature has picked up quite a bit recently.

So, at noon that day, after Xiaoyuzi finished her nap, Zheng Tan and Jiao Wei sent Xiaoyouzi to the attached primary school first, and then Jiao Wei rushed to the military training ground, carrying a sports water bottle filled with water.

When Jiao Wei ran to the training ground, he didn't notice that there was a cat following behind him. It's just that Zheng Tan was running in the grass, not on the sidewalk, so it's not easy to notice him if you don't look carefully.

The military training venues are divided according to the departments. Science, engineering, humanities, social sciences, medicine, etc. are all divided into different areas. Anyway, Chuhua University is big enough, there are only a few sports fields.

And there is a phenomenon in it.

For example, the Faculty of Arts and Foreign Languages ​​in the Ministry of Humanities, the Faculty of Economics and Management in the Ministry of Social Sciences, etc. There are many girls there, so every time during military training, there is a circle of "wolves" around the training ground, and the opposite is In the engineering department, more than 70% are men, and the remaining 30% are mainly female men.

Damn damn it!

This is the common emotion in the hearts of this group of boys from the Faculty of Engineering.

Jiao Wei and his engineering department are all assigned to one of the playgrounds. This playground is only one of the secondary sports fields in the school. The surrounding equipment is relatively simple. They are divided into square formations according to the departments and train on the track next to the football field. .

The red plastic track on the outer circle of the football field is full of nests of camouflage patterns. The training has not officially started yet, and the students are gathered together to discuss.

Zheng Tan saw Jiao Wei walking towards one of the piles of people, and then started talking to the people there.

After two o'clock in the afternoon, the sun was scorching hot, and the high temperature of more than 30 degrees made these new students feel a little wilted soon.

There is a grandstand next to the plastic track. There are some trees behind the steps of the grandstand. Although they are not high, they are a bit cloudy on the steps.

Zheng Tan squatted on one of the trees, watching Jiao Wei and the others being reprimanded by the instructor.

In fact, the instructors of many university military training are about the same age as these freshmen, and they may even be younger, but after all, they are instructors. Obediently stand in a military posture.

Zheng Tan looked very cool in the tree, he stayed in the shade, and the wind blows from time to time, which was quite comfortable, but those who were in military training couldn't do it, and some people suffered from heat stroke and were helped to the side to rest.

However, compared to the Ministry of Humanities and Humanities, after all, the majority of people here are men, and their physical fitness is a little higher. Holding a breath, I have to hold on to the discomfort. Even though there are not many girls on their side, there are still some. Don't give people a bad impression before the official start of school.

Jiao Wei hadn't noticed Zheng Tan at first, it was during a break that the people next to him said he only saw it. Looking up over there, I saw a rather familiar black cat lying on a tree not far away.

Everyone just found it interesting for a while, and then they didn't take it seriously. Who hasn't seen a cat before, so what's so surprising. But Jiao Wei was different, he always felt that the black cat was planning something.

The next day, Jiao Wei's premonition came true.

Four cats squatted side by side on the top step, where there was shade, and they could look down on the military training students from a high position.

Jiao Wei's eyelids twitched, and the four cats that were often seen in the compound were all together, and they really acted in unison.

However, Jiao Wei couldn't keep staring at that side because there was an instructor watching. When they stood in a military posture, they couldn't squint their eyes, otherwise they would be punished.

The initial stage of military training is basically to stand in a military posture and walk in unison. Compared with the later stage, it is relatively easy, but standing in a military posture is a bit uncomfortable. It takes more than 15 minutes to stand, and you can’t wipe off the sweat.

Big Fatty seemed to like watching this very much. Seeing that those people didn't look as lazy as usual during training, the sheriff didn't care, and he did whatever the other three cats did.

As for Ah Huang... it took a fancy to a little doll hanging from a water glass rope.

The students in the military training, including the instructors who trained them, put the water glasses on the steps and put them away neatly. Some even wrote their own names in case others would take them by mistake.

The four cats were squatting side by side at first, but Ah Huang kept staring at the water glass, and finally couldn't help it, and took two tentative steps forward, seeing no one came to stop him, he boldly moved forward again. Then he bent his paws and fiddled with the CS doll on the rope of the water cup.

The good thing is that the water glasses are filled with water, so that they won't be poured after being swiped twice.

Playing with one paw is not enough, both front paws are working, playing with that CS doll pendant.

Seeing that it was playing vigorously, the sheriff also went to join in the fun.

Cats are like that sometimes. They hold their hands and want to play with everything they see. If they can’t be moved, they will go up and rub, and move all the moving things.

Finally, the water glass with the CS doll fell down.

"Knees straightened, hands drooping naturally, clinging to the seams of trousers..."

Over there, the little instructor looked at the students who were standing in a military posture, and said what to pay attention to. At the same time, he would randomly select some students, and when he walked behind them, he would kick his knees, or call the student to post on the Arms at the seams to see if they did what they were asked to do, or if they were just superficial.

"Teacher... Instructor..." A student in the phalanx said with a sad face, "My water glass..."

"When standing in the military posture, don't move casually, don't talk casually, and don't squint!" The instructor said seriously.

"Teacher... Instructor..." Another person whispered.

"Call the report before speaking! If you want to move or talk, you must call the report first!" The instructor still looked serious.

"Report! Instructor, your water glass was pushed down!"

Instructor: "..."

Looking towards the side where the water glass was placed, the little instructor was seeing his water glass rolling down the steps. The steps of the viewing platform were higher than the general steps, so the water glass made a "boom" sound every time it rolled down a step.

As for the culprit, the cat that looked like a black sheriff was raising one front paw, tilting its head, looking at the water glass rolling away. Then, its gaze was set on a water glass next to it. The mouth of the water glass was shrunk, and the twisted cap was pointed, which looked quite special. Then, he stretched out his claws and pushed the pointed twist cover.

"Boom - gurgling gurgling -"

Another cup rolled down the steps.

There was another person with a constipated face in the phalanx.

Zheng Tan turned his head, this is none of our business!

In any case, the four cats were very happy to watch the military training of those students.

Zheng Tan watched them bask in the sun in the daytime and looked like they were about to collapse, and at night he watched them feed the mosquitoes, and when they stood in the military posture, they were bitten by mosquitoes and couldn't scratch their facial expressions.

They don't stare at one square all the time, sometimes they watch one square in the morning, change to another square in the afternoon, and watch another one at night.

When those military training students saw the four cats looking at their queue, their first thought was to quickly send someone to protect the water cup.

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