Strange Life of a Cat

When Dad Jiao took Bai Yang upstairs, Zheng Tan squatted downstairs and waited, not wanting to toss about climbing up and down.

As for the noisy bird on the tree, it couldn't sing without the support of the audience. Standing on the tree, I looked at Zheng Tan who jumped up on the tree and lay on his stomach. His eyes stayed on Zheng Tan's cat ears for a while, and Zheng Tan After squinting menacingly, he said "hum hum" twice, and flew to other places in the compound to find the audience. It was originally going to bully the previous cat, but it didn't expect to meet Bai Yang's audience. Compared to bullying other cats, it still tends to sing. If you don't sing, you will go to the bully or hide in a corner to watch the fun.

Zheng Tan is well aware of the peeing nature of this bird, so before it leaves, Zheng Tan will not let down his vigilance. If he is not paying attention, he will think about biting the cat's ears, so until the "general" flies away Zheng Tan was officially relieved and yawned. Although he didn't eat dinner, he didn't feel too hungry. He ate some peanuts at Jiao Wei's small restaurant just now. It is estimated that Jiao's father and Bai Yang will talk there For a while, Zheng Tan can take a short nap at this time.

However, before Zheng Tan squinted for a few minutes, he heard the car horn, and the sound was quite familiar. Open your eyes, look over there, just in time to see Mr. Fang's car approaching slowly, with the window open, Mr. Fang poked his head out of the car and was looking at the tall trees around here. , and finally landed on Zheng Tan, a smile appeared on his face, and he waved to Zheng Tan.

The driver today was not Fang Sanye, but another person that Zheng Tan had never met. He looked quite stable, and the driver had no emotion on his face.

Getting up and stretching, shaking his hair, Zheng Tan jumped off the tree and came to the side of the car.

Third Master Fang didn't seem to be ready to get out of the car, and he was still holding the phone in his other hand. When he saw Zheng Tan coming over, he motioned for Zheng Tan to get into the car and talk.

Although he was puzzled, Zheng Tan jumped into the car, stood still on the back seat of the car, and then looked at Third Master Fang with doubts. Zheng Tan felt that he didn't come here to take him out to play. If there were any arrangements, Third Master Fang should have notified him earlier, but Zheng Tan hadn't heard about the arrangements on Third Master Fang's side during this time. Wei Ling is usually the one who comes to ask him to hang out.

Fang Shaokang, who was sitting in the back seat of the car, took a closer look at the black cat in front of him, "Hey, the beard looks good, it looks much better than before, so you won't be afraid of others seeing it when you go out like this."

Speaking of which, Fang Shaokang also took out his mobile phone and flipped through the photos he took before, nodded his head to make sure, then threw the mobile phone into his pocket before Zheng Tan lifted it, and said, "I pass by this road next to Chuhua University today. Come over here to have a look, introduce the introducer, you have to leave immediately, so you won't go upstairs to sit."

Before coming here, Fang Shaokang called Associate Professor Jiao, otherwise he would not have known that Zheng Tan was staying on the tree downstairs, and he had already told Associate Professor Jiao over the phone what he needed to explain in detail. Sigh is just a few words.

Papa Jiao, who was staying at home on the fifth floor, looked downstairs from the balcony of his home, and then went into the room to continue talking with Bai Yang. Just now, he plugged in his mobile phone, and after a while, Third Master Fang's call came. , said that there will be an event next Saturday, and I want to take my cat out for a walk.

When Papa Jiao was on the phone with Third Master Fang, Bai Yang heard some things beside him, and he also learned some things during the time he joined the company, including the pure black "lucky cat" in the office of the big boss Yuan Zhiyi "Ornaments. The "Mr. Fang" that Associate Professor Jiao called just now is the one from Shaoguang Group, right? Tsk, I really didn't expect that this phone call was just about taking the cat out to play. When did the socializing and socializing work rest on the cat? This cat's business is busier than people's.

Downstairs, in the car, Third Master Fang briefly told Zheng Tan that he would take him out to play next Saturday, meet some new friends, and then send a driver to pick him up. After all, Third Master Fang must not have time. And the driver who was entrusted with a heavy responsibility by Fang Sanye is the person sitting in the driver's seat at the moment.

"This is Tong Qing. You need to identify the person first. I will come to pick you up next Saturday. He is a nice person with a strong mentality. He can drive and fight, but it's a bit boring." Fang Shaokang pointed at the person in the driver's seat Said to Zheng Tan, and then asked the driver to take a good look at Zheng Tan, there are so many black local cats in the world, it is easy for people who are not familiar with them to mistake them, but they also know that once they recognize them, they will never mistake them again.

During the whole process, the expression on the face of the driver named Tong Qing didn't change much, but there was still a little doubt in his eyes, maybe he didn't understand why the boss said so much to a cat, just such a cat Cat, can it understand?

Tong Qing came from the capital with Fang Shaokang after the 11th of this year. He drove for Fang Shaokang in the capital for half a year before. Fang Shaokang feels that this person is not bad and stable enough. He should be able to carry Zheng Tan The psychological shock here brought people over. After all, not everyone can accept such an evil cat, accept it calmly and keep a secret.

Zheng Tan didn't care, and Fang Shaokang didn't worry about the person he chose, anyway, as long as he wasn't like Long Qi, he was too fragile to be scared.

After saying a few words, after recognizing the person, Zheng Tan jumped out of the car, watched Fang Shaokang's car leave the compound, climbed up the tree and lay on the ground for a while, and went out to eat together after Jiao's father got down.

In the next week, knowing that Zheng Tan was invited by Mr. Fang to go out to play, Jiao's mother went to Xiao Guo's side several times, thinking about how to make her cat look high-end and high-end. After all, it's about breed and bloodline. Those famous cats have surpassed Zheng Tan in several countries, and people like Fang Sanye must raise famous cats.

Famous pets are paired with celebrities, and they can be taken out and handed out. There must not be many people who are "close to the people" like Fang Sanye.

Of course, Mother Jiao definitely didn't dislike Zheng Tan's "pastoral" blood. People looked at it mockingly, and felt uncomfortable no matter what, so this week, I was thinking about how to dress up my cat.

It's a pity that Zheng Tan has no interest in Jiao's mother's thoughts at all, he is not long-haired, even if he goes to Xiao Guo's place for a pet grooming, it will not change. What kind of small mandarin jacket, small bow tie and so on are also far away. I feel uncomfortable wearing those gadgets. What kind of little mandarin jacket do I need after wearing a layer of pure natural "fur coat"? !

Father Jiao was much calmer. Although he didn't quite understand Fang Shaokang's thoughts, he believed that Fang Shaokang would not let his cat get into trouble.

Zheng Tan also felt that there was nothing to worry about, he was just going to have fun, did he need to be so nervous? It wasn't the first time he was taken out to play.

While Jiao Ma was thinking about how to dress up Zheng Tan, Zhao Le was sitting on the other side of the desk in Fang Shaokang's office. She had already received an invitation letter for Saturday. Her father didn't have time and went out of town, so she would go there instead of him. But when she met Associate Professor Jiao at Chuhua University two days ago, knowing that the black cat of Jiao's family was also invited, she couldn't understand.

Zhao Le knew who would probably go there, and there were a few of them who liked pets and would take them with them everywhere, but those were famous pets, so what was the purpose of bringing Heitan of "pastoral" blood over there?

Although she thinks it's not good to do so, Zhao Le's thinking is similar to that of Jiao's mother, but based on her understanding of Fang Shao Kang, she knows that this person sometimes seems to be doing extreme things, or acting recklessly. To put it bluntly, it is called nonsense. Stirring, but the result is always surprising. Fang Shaokang's industry myth is that this girl's thinking always turns in unexpected directions twice when others don't expect it.

After holding it in for two days, Zhao Le couldn't hold it anymore, so he ran over to ask the third uncle what he was thinking.

After reading a report in his hand, Fang Shaokang slowly closed the folder, then looked at Zhao Le, and said, "When I was chatting with your dad last month, your dad mentioned an interesting story: In order to improve transportation The survival rate of those sardines that are quiet and prone to hypoxia and suffocation on the boat will be put in a carnivorous and fierce fish, such as catfish."

"The famous catfish effect." Zhao Le knows this, and it is a relatively common method in management.

Fang Shaokang didn't say much about this catfish effect, but asked: "Don't you think that every gathering like that is too rigid? Every time there are so many people, it's too boring to watch a group of friendly people and formulaic entertainment. "

Are you bored? No, at least Zhao Le thinks that every meeting of this kind is quite successful, cheering on each other, strengthening the relationship network, creating some cooperation opportunities, etc., and generally gatherings of this nature, aren't they all like this? Or, to put it bluntly, does Third Uncle Fang think it's not messy enough?

"So, I think your dad's story is too reasonable!" Fang Shaokang flipped the tumbler with a cat pattern on the table and said with a smile.

Zhao Le: "..." That's not how I understand it!

"My dad definitely didn't mean that!!" Zhao Le emphasized again. Just kidding, if something goes wrong, if this hat is put on his father's head, then it's okay?

In fact, when Zhao Chang told the story of the catfish effect, it was just a metaphor for Fang Shaokang. He felt that Fang Shaokang was the biggest catfish in the industry. , has already formed a kind of stimulation to the industry invisibly. Just like Mr. Zhao said, the third son of the Fang family, to put it mildly, is called a genius, and to put it bluntly, he is called a freak.

The same thing, the same story, different perspectives on thinking about the problem, and the methods of discovering and solving the problem will also be very different.

Looking at the tumbler shaking on the table, Fang Shaokang raised his arm and rubbed his neck, and said the names of a few people who were invited, and finally said with emotion: "The ups and downs of the world, spanking and chatting, the same pattern, boring ah."

"Third Uncle, there will be trouble!" Zhao Le said seriously. After thinking about the few invited people, she only felt that her head was bigger than before, and she hoped that it would not be too messy. This is not just a problem with the Heitan of the Jiao family, even if there is no Heitan, it is estimated that there will be no peace.

"No, I'm confident in it."

As for Zheng Tan, who was the first topic of discussion between Fang Sanye and Zhao Le, Jiao Ma's daily nagging lasted until Saturday.

After having breakfast in the morning and resting for a while, Tong Qing, the driver entrusted by Fang Shaokang, came downstairs on time as agreed.

Zheng Tan still didn't wear those little mandarin jackets and bow ties brought back by Jiao's mother, and put the cat tags on it at Dapang's house.

He jumped into the car through the open window, found a comfortable position in the back seat, and was taken away.

Just like what Fang Shaokang said when he introduced Tong Qing, this driver has a strong mind, but he is boring, and he doesn't talk or even play music while driving. Almost all of his energy is put on driving, and he drives steadily, which is conscientious, unlike Wei Leng, who always has endless topics and nagging.

The destination of this trip was a little far from Chuhua University. It was a garden villa area developed by Shaoguang Group. The first phase of the project was completed. To celebrate, Fang Shaokang invited some people to come and gather.

The person in charge of the outside reception and safety inspection knew Tong Qing and the car. He glanced inside and saw no one in the car. He was surprised that his boss' car had arrived long ago, and now Tong Qing was still driving. What are you doing here? But they didn't get to the bottom of it. They had other tasks and couldn't take care of Tong Qing.

After Tong Qing parked the car, instead of opening the window, he got out of the car and opened the door for Zheng Tan.

Zheng Tan was still a little excited. He didn't expect to be treated like this after becoming a cat. When he went out to play with Wei Leng, he usually jumped out of the car window.

But after getting out of the car, Zheng Tan's little excitement disappeared. There were still some people standing around the parking place. People who come out of the car that are rarely seen on weekdays, even if they are pets, are also rare and famous pets, such as the leopard cat that got out of the car before this. It's even studded with diamonds!

In contrast, the pair in front of them...

Driver, normal driver.

Cats, pastoral cats, commonly known as native cats. And there are no decorations to show his status, not even a cat card that blinds the dog's eyes. Naked, it feels like this level has suddenly fallen into a mess.

The Zheng Tan in their eyes is described in a more elegant way: he is outside, not wearing a single coat.

And the popular translation of the meaning expressed in their eyes is: Fuck, there is a stinky shameless person over there!

Those people felt that to see such a cat on such an occasion was simply demeaning. This kind of domestic cat that can be seen everywhere is fine for wandering outside, and it is a shame to the owner to come to this kind of place. However, even if they despised them, they did not speak rashly. Before they figured it out, they could suppress it even if they had their own ideas. Maybe some celebrities like to raise this kind of cat, there is no way.

In fact, Zheng Tan also wondered, to evaluate the value of a cat, do you need to use things like cat tags, collars, and those special clothes?

Does wearing a cat dress and bow tie show that the cat is quite gentlemanly, and wearing armor comparable to a golden saint can show its majesty and majesty?

Fuck your grandma!

That's it, just pack light, pure natural, 100% original!

Zheng Tan turned his head, raised his foot and walked forward.

Tong Qing next to him had a panoramic view of all this, raised his eyebrows slightly, didn't say anything, didn't look at those people again, and followed the black cat in front.

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