Strange Life of a Cat

Er Mao's cell phone was slapped from the table into the bucket by his "daughter".

By the way, Ermao was in a bad mood at the time and didn't know what to do after he came back from there. He suddenly got up and brought a bucket of water to wipe the table. The beer he drank yesterday spilled on the table, and there was also a splash of oily soup from the takeaway he had eaten some time ago. After seeing the dried marks and watching his "daughter" sniffing around on the table, Ermao rolled up his sleeves, brought a bucket of water over, and wiped the table with the torn towel from yesterday's hand practice.

The mobile phone was placed on the bedside table, and while Ermao was cleaning the computer desk, Wang Bin called. The ringing of the mobile phone startled Hei Mi who was squatting next to him, and then he went over and slapped her, which coincidentally happened to be on the on the answer key.

Anyone who owns a cat knows that cats tend to have arrogant hands.

So, after the first claw there will be a second claw. Heimi immediately took the photo with his second paw, and what was even more coincidental was that Ermao placed the bucket next to the bedside table - the bedside table was the first place he wiped.

Therefore, Wang Bin on the other side of the phone only heard Er Mao's roar, followed by a "gudong" sound of falling into the water, and then he didn't believe it anymore.

Er Mao took out the cell phone from the bucket with a frustrated face and looked at the dimmed screen. There was no response when he turned it on. I removed the battery and took out the hair dryer and blew it on it, but it didn't work. Yes, this phone is no longer usable.

Helplessly looking at Heimi who was squatting on the table looking innocent, Ermao rubbed his forehead and suddenly understood the complicated feelings of those cat owners. However, he doesn't want to go out today. He will buy a mobile phone tomorrow. Just use chat software for people he often contacts. It's not urgent. I just don't know who the person who called just now is.

Wang Bin tried dialing a few more times, but was unable to answer the call. He was sure that the roaring voice just now was his twin brother, and after hearing the content of Er Mao's roar, Wang Bin was eager to know what was going on with his "daughter". What was Er Mao still talking about when his mother was nagging today? At that time, I could get a girlfriend, get married, have children, and stay at home peacefully, but then I heard this "bomb".

Wang Bin didn't like to fight unprepared battles. If something happened to Ermao, he would have to make some preparations in advance, otherwise there would be a quarrel at home. Of course, first of all, he had to find Ermao, but Wang Bin didn't have much time to stay in Chuhua City.

After calling Zhao Le to learn more, Wang Bin recalled the black cat he had seen at the banquet held by his third uncle at that time, and he really didn't have much impression. You can definitely find people with two hairs by using some professionals or taking some tougher measures, but those cannot be used, otherwise it will definitely have the opposite effect. Similar things have happened before. Ask the cat owner? I heard that the family lived in the family compound of Chuhua University. There was almost no one there during the day, except for the children. Zhao Le did not recommend disturbing them.

After being silent for a long time, Wang Bin called a friend who was staying in Chuhua City. Anyway, that guy was very idle recently. I wanted to find something to keep him occupied. If nothing happened, Wang Bin planned to come to Chuhua when he was free next weekend. Huashi then went to visit the cat owner in person.

As Mr. Fang Sanye said, many people who know Er Mao would not have thought that Er Mao would live in a family compound inside the university. Therefore, Wang Bin directly ignored the possibility of Er Mao living nearby.

Zheng Tan, who had been lying down in the exhibition area like a fool for most of the day, followed the three Jiao family members home. It was already afternoon when Mother Jiao took her two children over to participate in the activity, so they waited for the activity to end and left with Zheng Tan. Of course, all of this was done in the dark, and no one knew that La Xixi was monopolizing the top spot. The BC holding the board will be with the three of Jiao Ma.

As for the salary settlement, Xiao Guo will naturally pay it to the card. That has been negotiated with Jiao's father, so Zheng Tan doesn't have to worry.

After the event, Zheng Tan had nothing to do in the next few days, just wandering around the campus. But soon, Zheng Tan's mood became less good. It discovers that someone is spying on it. This feeling is very unpleasant.

The good thing is, the guy spying is a moron.

When Zheng Tan was being stared at, someone was also following and monitoring him, but that person probably paid more attention to the cat and paid attention to hiding himself most of the time. But now, let alone hiding, he was just blatantly telling Zheng Tan: Hey, I'm watching you!

Zheng Tan looked at the young man in a casual suit and sunglasses for the third time who was showing off with his hands in his trouser pockets. He thought about recent events. Could it be that he was being targeted because of the Green Wing Association event?

No, not really, Zheng Tan overturned this guess. It's not that Zheng Tan is belittling himself. Judging from the activities and exhibitions that day, we know that as a cat, he really doesn't have much weight now. The only people who went to the event venue were a few people Zheng Tan knew, such as Fang Sanye and Lao Liu. Except for people like Zhao Le and others, most of the other people with some status in the past were drunkards who were not interested in drinking, such as Ye Hao and some media and politicians.

The person under surveillance was wearing a valuable outfit and did not look like someone who was short of money. Moreover, it stands to reason that no one would recognize BC as the local cat that hangs around Chuhua University all day long. There are so many black cats that look alike, why are they just staring at me?

After stretching, Zheng Tan jumped down from the tree and walked along a road.

Since the man wearing sunglasses wants to follow, let him follow. Just don’t regret it!

The man in sunglasses just dialed a phone out of boredom, probably to his girlfriend.

"...I'm not in the company now, I just came out to relax...Yes, spring, the season when birds are singing and flowers are fragrant...Okay, I won't tell you anymore, I have something else to do, come on, baby, pop..."

Seeing Zheng Tan leaving, the man wearing sunglasses quickly hung up the phone and followed. Although I agreed to help my friend, it was too boring. However, you can see many good-looking female college students with good temperament on the university campus. It would be better to have an affair or something. Unfortunately, the black cat lay on the tree for an hour, and he could only kill time by calling people.

Zheng Tan is now quite familiar with Chuhua University. He has been to all the places, no matter where they are crowded or in remote places.

Just like the man in sunglasses said, now is indeed the season of birds singing and flowers fragrant.

However, in some places, the singing of birds does not mean the fragrance of flowers.

Zheng Tan's steps were not fast, and he looked like he was taking a leisurely walk to enjoy the afternoon. The man wearing glasses from behind also continued to follow. Until he smelled a strange smell.

There is no one else on this path now, only Zheng Tan and the person following him. The students who have classes are all in class, and those who do not have classes will not choose this "angel path" for self-study reading.

The person wearing sunglasses had time to look at the surrounding environment, and was sighing that Chuhua University was worthy of being a century-old famous school, and the greenery was great.

Just in the middle of sighing, he noticed a soft snap on his shoulder.

The man in sunglasses turned his head and looked over his shoulder, and his face suddenly turned green.

A sticky white and gray mess hit it, and it can't be wiped off even now.

Zheng Tan quickened his pace and ran out of this section of the road. Normally, he would not go this way. There were many birds here. This road was also one of the "angel (shit) roads" in Chuhua University.

I just heard the man in sunglasses behind scolding him, so he must have been tricked. Therefore, Zheng Tan didn't plan to stay for a long time. Those unscrupulous birds would not hold back just because there was someone down there.

In fact, not everyone who walks this way will "win the lottery". This is just a matter of probability. However, the man in sunglasses "won" more than once today. There was also a lump on the sleeve, which was a little red. I don’t know what the bird had eaten.

In short, the man in sunglasses cursed angrily. While Zheng Tan was enjoying himself, he also heard some problems from the man in sunglasses. Among them, Wang Bin and Er Mao were involved, and what Zheng Tan figured out was It was a phone call after the man in sunglasses left this road.

"Wang Bin, let me tell you, I have gone through a lot of hardships to help you..." The man in sunglasses said as he walked with the phone in his hand. He had taken off his coat and balled it up in his hand. After finding the black cat jumping on a stone bench, he also found a stone bench nearby and sat down.

"Didn't see Er Mao? What about the cat?" Wang Bin asked after listening to the other party's complaints.

"The cat is one meter away from me, right next to me. Don't worry, I'm watching and I will definitely catch that guy Ermao." The man in sunglasses was very confident.

"...Then what does it look like when it looks at you?" Wang Bin over there paused and said a little uncertainly. He had heard Zhao Le say a lot about the black cat and knew that this cat was different from ordinary cats. Too same.

"Eye? What else, the eyes of a cat..."

The man in sunglasses looked nonchalantly at the stone bench next to him, and met Zheng Tan's eyes as if he were looking at an idiot.

The man in sunglasses choked on the second half of his sentence, and after a long time he managed to say: "Fuck!".

"Beast, I remember telling you, be careful when following, don't be too obvious." Wang Bin sighed over there.

"Ahem, isn't it just a cat? Look how cautious you are...forget it, this time it's just a coincidence. I'll continue to follow. I might see Ermao running out at some point." The man in sunglasses hung up the phone. He took off his sunglasses and looked seriously at the cat on the stone bench next to him.

"Hey, are you trying to trick me?" the man in sunglasses asked.

Zheng Tan ignored it and squatted there pretending to be stupid. Although this man is a bit stupid, he has no ill intentions toward him.

After the man in sunglasses asked, he laughed at himself, thinking that he must have been dumbfounded by bird poop to actually ask a cat like this.

However, the man in sunglasses had an idea. He once heard a friend say that when a dog hears someone calling its owner's name, the dog will go directly to find its owner. Can this method be used? it should be OK!

So, the man in sunglasses started chanting "ermao" to Zheng Tan like he was chanting sutras.

Zheng Tan couldn't bear it anymore, so he jumped off the stone bench and left.

The man in sunglasses followed, and when he passed by a large trash can, he raised his hand and threw his balled-up coat into it.

Zheng Tan tugged at his ears. I sighed in my heart: I am a prodigal!

In fact, Zheng Tan had forgotten that when he was still a human, his behavior was similar to this person's.

The man in sunglasses followed Zheng Tan, and was about to continue saying something when he suddenly caught a glimpse of a figure, and then immediately accelerated and ran over there. The shortest line segment between two points, the man in sunglasses decided to cross the lawn. There are metal railings around the lawn here, and the man in sunglasses jumps up.

A leap!

When the man in sunglasses landed with his right foot, he happened to step on the poop that Sahara had pooped when he broke free from the rope and came out for parkour this morning. But this one hasn't realized it yet.

Zheng Tan took a look and saw that Er Mao was coming back from outside and happened to be bumped into by the man in sunglasses. I have to say, this is really a coincidence.

When Zheng Tan trotted back to the East District compound, Er Mao and the man in sunglasses had probably already had a conversation.

When they arrived on the third floor, the door to Ermao's place was not closed tightly, and Zheng Tan could hear the conversation between the two people inside.

"I didn't expect you would find a place like this to live, to increase your culture? A classmate from Ermao who even forgot to write the word 'yi' when writing an essay for 'getting a big deal'?" This was the voice of the man in sunglasses.

"Who wrote his name 'Qin Tao' as 'Qin Shou' and wrote two pages full of it, but the teacher sent him back to rewrite, but he took the initiative to throw out the book as if he had been wronged and passed it around to the whole class to vent your 'grievances' ? People who write their names with less than three points of water without knowing it have no right to criticize me!" This was Er Mao's voice.

Zheng Tan: "..."

Are these two competing to see who is more idiotic?

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