Strange Life of a Cat

"Ha ha ha ha!"

The old man, who originally didn't have much expression on his face and was playing with Pai Gow, threw the Pai Gow on the coffee table, clapped his legs and laughed heartily.

Several people sitting on the sofa also laughed out loud, with surprise and curiosity in their eyes. In contrast, the first reaction of Brother Ermao and Brother Walnut was not laughter or much surprise, but a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, this cat is capable and didn't suffer any loss. Ermao thought.

Zheng Tan didn't pay attention to the people on the other side of the sofa, but stared at the sneak attacker who had just been thrown out by him.

The person who attacked Zheng Tan just now was not a human, but a monkey wearing a small suit. It seems to be the kind of macaque shown on TV. Macaques are widely distributed in the country and are relatively common monkeys. However, there are not many people who can raise them with formal licenses, except for acrobatic troupes, zoos and some tourist attractions. Besides, in life, Zheng Tan has seen only one like this so far.

At this moment, the macaque had gotten up and ran next to a person, chirping ohhhhhhhhhh. Zheng Tan didn't know what it was talking about, but the monkey pointed at Zheng Tan and then pointed at the small suit on his body. My guess is that he is probably complaining.

You're so paralyzed, you dare to file a complaint for an active sneak attack? !

The atmosphere in the room became lively again. Some were talking about Zheng Tan's move to throw the monkey away, and some were making fun of the monkey. The most important thing was that they made an impromptu bet when Er Mao went to find Zheng Tan. Who will suffer. The strange thing is that, except for the monkey's owner and two other people, everyone else, including Senior Brother Walnut and the old man, suppressed Zheng Tan. Now these people are busy collecting money.

"What did they say just now?"

"Wu-Song-Da-Tiger-Hahaha!" Senior Brother Walnut and several other people who won the bet shouted in unison.

These people have really bad characters. Zheng sighed and slandered.

Er Mao also took the time to talk to Zheng Tan and tell him about the monkey.

The man who raised the monkey was also the senior brother of Wei Leng and Er Mao. He was the junior brother of He Tao. His name was Pei Liang. He had been a soldier before. After he retired, he returned to his hometown and opened a shop. Pei Liang's family is located in a tourist attraction, backing a mountain. The shop he opens is doing business for tourists, and his life is pretty good. However, one day when Pei Liang was delivering goods, a little monkey suddenly ran over, jumped up from his trouser leg, and hugged Pei Liang's arm without letting go.

Later, I found out that a tourist encountered a little monkey without its mother when traveling. Out of curiosity, he planned to take it back to play. Who knew that this little monkey escaped when he found an opportunity? I don’t know why. Pei Liang hugged his arm and refused to let go.

Later, the tourist left, and the little monkey was taken back to the mountains by the person in charge of that place. However, after a while, the little monkey didn't know how to find Pei Liang's house, and ran to his house every now and then. People living nearby sometimes encounter monkeys, but not often. Sometimes they take some protective measures to prevent the monkeys from going down the mountain to steal things. There are not many incidents like Pei Liang's house where monkeys always visit.

What Pei Liang's family encountered was just an exception. Gradually, it became familiar with Pei Liang's youngest son, and he often followed him in catching fish and birds. He helped pass the spade to the children at home, and the children at home joined in the fun. Follow along.

But this is not always the case. At the strong request of his son, Pei Liang went to find someone to go through some procedures. After all, without the approval certificate from the relevant forestry administrative department, the practice of privately raising national protected animals is illegal transportation and Feeding.

When choosing a name, Pei Liang wanted to just call him the Monkey King. It sounded so domineering, but Pei Liang, an old man in his family, was more particular and felt that the name should not be too high, so he removed "Heaven" and "Sheng". Leave the word "Qi Da" behind. But Qi Da sounded a bit like the boss of someone's family. Pei Liang thought it was too troublesome to think of a name, so he directly added the word "big" at the end. Therefore, Qi Da, a name that Zheng Tan thought was quite awkward, was given to him. It's on this macaque's head, and it will stay with it for the rest of its life.

Qi Dada's status in the family is not low. He is protected by his children and pampered by his elders. Pei Liang and his old mother even sewed a set of "Monkey King" uniforms with reading glasses. In Er Mao's words, it looks like an opera singer.

The IQ of monkeys is already higher than that of some animals. After getting along with people for a long time, they naturally learn some things. In the past five years, they have become more clever and eccentric. Therefore, Pei Liang did not dare to let it out at Wei Leng's wedding. Qi Dada has learned a lot of bad things from his children. Wei Leng finally got married. If anything happens, Wei Leng will definitely remember Pei Liang.

Later, a crew went to film a movie at Pei Liang's house. Pei Liang's son took Qi Dada there to watch the fun, and he was spotted. After discussions, he paid Pei Liang money to guide Qi Dada to make a guest appearance. Originally, a trained monkey was prepared, but the monkey seemed to be not very smart, so it was temporarily changed. Facts have proved that the effect was good. During that time, Qi Dada got along very well with the crew and always made people laugh.

After that, some people went over there to shoot movies, TV series, location shoots, documentaries and promotional videos. I don’t know if several crew members had contacted each other, and they went to find Mr. Qi. This monkey became very popular. With one handful, Pei Liang's family's business was booming for a long time.

Nowadays, many tourists travel there. When they hear the name of Qida, they are curious to see it and take pictures. Qi Dada is a monkey who likes to take pictures. He has so many photos at home. As soon as he looks at the camera, his pretentious posture naturally comes out.

"Did you hear that, is there any family pet that can make more money than a human? This is also supporting the family!" Pei Liang sighed with emotion, trying to save some face for his monkey. Qi Dada next to him chirped a few times, as if in response.

However, after hearing Pei Liang's words about "pets make money to support the family", Ermao and Brother Hetao glanced at Zheng Tan at the same time, but didn't say much. Several people around noticed the actions of Ermao and the two and asked a few questions, but Ermao did not go into details and only said that this was a black cat who also made money to support his family and was a rich man.

"I bet this local cat is even more awesome than Qi Dada. It's too low-key. We haven't seen any news about this cat." One person said.

"That's because his cat dad doesn't allow him to be high-profile." Er Mao replied.

"That's right!" The old master slapped the coffee table.

Several people looked at the coffee table at the same time and made sure it was not broken before continuing to talk and laugh. They all murmured in their hearts, when will the master get rid of his bad habit of slapping the table? Fortunately, he knew not to damage anything in the hotel.

The old man didn't feel that he had done anything inappropriate and continued: "This is to protect cats. Some people nowadays are driven by the desire for profit and are utilitarian and can do anything. Moreover, animals do not enjoy the same things as people do." Some protections, especially those that are not included in the national protection level, have to admit it if they suffer, so it is better to protect them. Pei Liang, learn from it!"

"Yes, yes!" Pei Liang nodded, "It's not because our place is in a mountainous area. Unlike big cities where there are many people, I'm not the only one raising monkeys there."

"Are other people's monkeys as showy as yours?!" The old master glared.

"No." Pei Liang said faintly, "I will definitely pay attention!"

"Ahem, by the way, this cat is really strong." Someone received Pei Liang's look of help and changed the subject.

Sure enough, as soon as the conversation turned to the cat, the old man stopped grabbing Pei Liang.

"What's so strange about this? Cats can't be judged by common sense. My cat has even caught prey several times larger than it!" the old man said in a matter-of-fact tone.

The person who spoke just now curled his lips slightly and became silent. Anyway, the master has a reason for whatever he says, and he is not allowed to refute it. As for the cat in the master's house... look at the black one not far away, and then think about the cat in the master's house, can this Tamar be the same?

"Except for the strength issue, this cat's reaction just now was also very fast. When the black cat made a move, Qi Dada had just jumped out. The reaction was really fast." One person said.

"Er Mao, did you leak the secret? Tell this cat house that there is a monkey?" another person asked.

"No, absolutely not! I just make it smarter." Er Mao denied.

The old master nodded, "This cat has been alert since entering the door. As soon as the cat's ears moved, I knew that the cat was aware of the big cat. It must have known that the monkey would sneak attack from behind, so it was ready."

Zheng Tan: "..." You are ridiculous, I really don't have the ability to find that broken monkey.

Moreover, from a human psychological point of view, Zheng Tan doesn't really want to be compared with other animals. This feels a bit like bullying the weak.

"You guys!" The old man raised his hand and nodded a few 20 cents each, "You're not even as good as a cat!"

Er Mao and his fellow disciples looked choked at the same time, but no one refuted. Yes, no matter what topic you talk about, you must also teach people.

Zheng Tan listened to the group of people chatting and noticed that in addition to training people, the old man also praised his cat. Zheng Tan, who has experienced it himself, knows that the things he raises at home are all good things. Only when he sees the real thing can he understand the pitfalls.

Qi Dada, who was hiding next to Pei Liang, suffered that fall and now he does not dare to approach Zheng Tan. He probably saw that Zheng Tan is not a soft persimmon but a dangerous thing, so he did not dare to approach, but he kept provoking, for example, towards Zheng Tan Throwing melon seeds and peanuts or something, Zheng Tan got closer and the girl hid next to Pei Liang and screamed for a while.

Later, Zheng Tan didn't bother to pay attention to it. He changed places and jumped on the back of Senior Brother Hetao's sofa. He didn't dare to throw anything anymore. If he accidentally threw it to someone like Senior Brother, even the monkey and the others would be criticized.

After having a meal in the afternoon, everyone went back to their respective homes. Ermao and the others went to the wedding room shouting, but Zheng Tan didn't have the intention to follow him. He was just a cat, so why did he get involved.

Originally, Zheng Tan thought that after Wei Leng's wedding, he would never see the monkey again. But a week later, Er Mao asked Zheng Tan if he could go out to play, saying that Qi Dada missed him.

It turns out that Pei Liang brought this guy to Chuhua City this time. One of them was to attend Wei Leng's wedding, and the other was that a certain crew was filming in a city near Chuhua City. Qi Dada wanted to go over and make a cameo. I heard that the pay was not high. few. I went to film the movie the day after the wedding and just came back yesterday. There is an animal program going to the capital in two weeks. During this time, Pei Liang stayed at Senior Brother Hetao's house.

Er Mao drove Zheng Tan to Brother Hetao's house, "That monkey must have a grudge. He is probably thinking about how to take revenge this time. Black Coal, you have to be more careful and don't get beaten."

Being beaten? How can it be? ! Just that monkey? !

After arriving at Senior Brother Hetao's house, Zheng Tan heard a sound as soon as he entered the door. He followed the sound and looked over. He saw Daddy Qi riding on a big dog. He looked at Zheng Tan with dignity and raised his chin.

Zheng Tan suddenly wanted to say something to the big dog: "Are you the funny boy invited by the monkey?"

(4.15) There is something wrong with the network where I live. It is still being repaired. I don’t know if it will be fixed tomorrow. These two chapters were coded last night, and now I am holding my computer and finding a place with an internet connection to post them outside.