Strange Life of a Cat

Compared with some time ago, Zhuo Kitty's mood today seems to be quite good. And the four words "I'm telling you" indicate that there will be a long speech next.

Although every time Zheng Tan came over, it was Zhuo Kitty who was talking, but today this guy looked like he would talk more.

Sure enough, Zhuo Kitty then talked about how he went to find "Buddha", and proudly narrated how he used his smart brain to pretend to be pitiful in front of "Buddha", how to roll around, how to talk to "Buddha" condition.

Zheng Tan suddenly remembered a time when he went for a walk in the old street outside and came to a tofu stall, he heard a few aunts next to him say that the child who bought tofu "has used his head to make tofu", and now, Zheng Tan sees Zhuo Xiao The cat is the IQ of being a physicist but used it to make fun of it, and it succeeded.

After a lot of forewords and foreshadowing, Zhuo Kitten stared at Zheng Tan with bright eyes, and his mouth couldn't help but grinned.

"Brother Hei, Grandma Ye agrees that I will go to elementary school this year!"

The "Grandma Ye" in Zhuo Kitty's mouth is Buddha, whose real name is Ye He, and Zhuo Kitten usually calls him Grandma Ye directly. In addition to this Grandma Ye, there are also a lot of grandparents such as "Grandma Li", "Grandpa Zhang" and "Grandma Liu". With the help of these old people who have a lot of voice, it is really not a problem for Zhuo Kitten to go to elementary school early .

Moreover, Zhuo Kitten has already passed the test at the attached primary school, and there is indeed no problem at all in the first grade, and there is no need to go through the back door at all. If it weren't for the fact that Zhuo Kitty was still young, the teacher in charge of the test would have said that the kid wouldn't have to go to the first grade.

Zheng Tan knew that this little guy had a higher IQ than other children. When other children were barely able to recognize numbers, he had already been exposed to pi. This little boy has been exposed to three-dimensional geometry for a long time, because once when Zheng Tan came over, he saw Zhuo Mao was holding a small leather ball to measure the diameter, and the penultimate page of his drawing book contained the calculation formula of the volume of the ball .

As for the level of knowledge of the five-year-old Zhuo Kitten, Zheng Tan has no idea. I usually only hear from the kindergarten teachers that Zhuo Xiaomao is a very smart child, but rarely mentions the word "genius", which is enough to show that Zhuo Xiaomao is still very low-key and restrained, at most deliberately molesting teachers and classmates .

"Brother Hei, tell me, did my mother come back after I started primary school?" Kitten Zhuo looked at Zheng Tan expectantly.

How would I know! Zheng sighed. Probably only Buddha and the woman who took care of Zhuo's kitten know?

"By the way, I asked my mother on Mother's Day, and my mother said that she would come back when I was in elementary school." Kitten Zhuo gently kicked the wall with her feet, whispering.

Mother's Day has just passed, and according to what Zhuo Kitty said, although Xiao Zhuo has not come back, he will have a video call with Zhuo Kitten every once in a while. Mother's Day is also a time for video calls. really come back?

That would be great, although Kitten Zhuo usually lives very well, but since he can remember, he has no parents by his side. Compared with other children, there will always be shortcomings.

Even though their intelligence is higher than other children, they are still children after all. Zhuo Xiaomao has decided that his mother will come back this year, so besides talking more than usual, he is also very happy. When he is happy, Zhuo Xiaomao Mao is very kind to other students. He is very patient with the students who come to ask questions, and he doesn't play tricks on others.

Zheng Tan didn't know if Xiao Zhuo would be able to come back. If he couldn't come back this year, how frustrated would Zhuo Mao be?

Don't look at it as a child, sometimes it is difficult for a child to be serious.

On the other side of the ladder, there was a child crying with snot all over his face. The more the teacher comforted the child, the more he cried. Zheng Tan looked over there, and he thought, he should think about preparing something for Zhuo Kitten for June 1st. Gifts, when the time comes, also serve as consolation.

From junior high school onwards, Children's Day is just a date, without that special meaning, but for every elementary school child, it is a festival worth remembering. On that day, they will have performances, singing and dancing, There will be snacks given out by the school, there will be holidays, and it will be very smooth to ask parents for gifts on that day.

During the Chinese New Year, Zheng Tan wrapped a big red envelope for Zhuo Xiaomao, and if it’s not good to make a big red envelope on June 1st, what would you give if there is no red envelope?

Zheng Tan has been thinking about it for the next few days, and it happened that there was an event in Xiao Guo's store recently, and Xiao Guo customized some gifts as gifts for those VIP customers.

Most of these gifts are cat-shaped and dog-shaped dolls, ranging from small mobile phone ornaments to large pillows, and plush toys that are about the size of people. Of course, any kind of gift must correspond to VIP membership points.

Those few biggest plush toys are specially used by Xiao Guo to please some special customers. Every time those customers come over, Xiao Guo can always make a lot of money. Zheng Tan can't make those ideas, so, Stared at the pillow. He purely chooses the value based on the size, since the biggest one cannot be picked, then pick the next biggest one.

One day after going to the pet center for a routine shoot, Zheng Tan didn't ask Xiao Guo for overtime pay, and took a pillow with him.

The original shape of the gift is based on the cats and dogs in the studio. Even the doll of the "paparazzi" guy has no front legs. There are only two bumps on the front legs, and the hind legs are used to maintain balance. Not to mention, this cat rescued by dogs from the earthquake is very popular, and the mobile phone chains and dolls that look like this guy are often asked to go out.

Zheng Tan is also very popular in the cat circle, but because of the fur color, the doll gift has little advantage compared to other cats.

When Charlie sent Zheng Tan back to Jiao's house, he also sent the "BC pillow" chosen by Zheng Tan to Jiao's house.

The front is a black cat's head, and the reverse is embroidered with the letters "BC".

Jiao's mother thought that Zheng Tan took it back for her own use, but Zheng Tan never unpacked it.

Because the Children's Day this year happens to be on Monday, and the Dragon Boat Festival is also close to the Children's Day, the kindergarten will directly have a five-day holiday from the Dragon Boat Festival to the Children's Day holiday.

If Zheng Tan wanted to give gifts, he could only choose to bring people to the compound the day before the holiday, otherwise how could he send out such a big pillow? It's so inconvenient.

Zheng Tan ran to the gate and waited ten minutes before the end of the kindergarten. He knew that the person in charge of taking care of Zhuo Kitty, who was called "Xiao Wan" by the Buddha, would be waiting ten meters to the left of the school gate, so he also walked there .

Generally speaking, Xiaowan always ordered in advance, maybe five to ten minutes. After all, sometimes the kindergarten dismissal time is not so strict, and there is a certain range of flexibility.

But today, after Zheng Tan arrived there, he waited for a few minutes and did not see Xiao Wan coming.

Just thinking about why Xiao Wan hadn't arrived yet, Zheng Tan heard someone calling his cat's name.

"Heitan?!"

Zheng Tan's first reaction when he heard this voice was that it sounded familiar, but his second reaction was to turn his head and look at it.

After seeing the appearance of the person coming, Zheng Tan was a little dazed, and Zheng Tan didn't react until the other party called "Heitan" again.

Xiao Zhuo!

It's Xiaozhuo!

Zheng Tan felt his eyes a little sore.

The person in front of him was Xiao Zhuo, but it was different from the original one.

In Zheng Tan’s memory, the deepest impression of Xiao Zhuo was the scene of Xiao Zhuo sitting on a bench by the artificial lake holding a book. That young and gentle person was one of the three trump cards of the famous Buddha. unlimited.

Because of Zhuo Xiaomao, Zheng Tan also often saw some of the students under Buddha’s subordinates, some stayed in school, and some returned after going abroad to continue their studies. They didn’t look much different from when they left, at most they became more glorious After all, they are all going to a higher place.

Xiao Zhuo, who was the same age as them, looked younger than those people back then, only four or five years had passed, but Xiao Zhuo looked like he had experienced more than ten years, not only that, but also with a kind of Thin and sickly, even the clothes he wore before seem to be a circle bigger now.

Zheng Tan recalled some things Papa Jiao had said. Some projects are more harmful to people, even if there are protective measures, they cannot be completely avoided. It's like overdrawing your life.

No wonder Dad Jiao said that the project was dangerous, no wonder so many people couldn't come back, no wonder Buddha objected to her participation in that project.

When Zheng Tan looked at Xiao Zhuo, Xiao Zhuo had already walked in front of Zheng Tan.

Squatting down and touching Zheng Tan's forehead with his fingers, Xiao Zhuo smiled and said, "Are you scared? Don't worry, it will get better after a while."

Xiao Zhuo knew that he was in a bad state. Generally speaking, after completing the tasks in the project, he applied for withdrawal, and he could recuperate there for a period of time, and there would be special therapists to help him. Xiao Zhuo's original plan was to recuperate there and come back when he feels better, but the conversation with Zhuo's kitten on Mother's Day made Xiao Zhuo change his mind.

Zhuo Kitten chats with Xiao Zhuo on the screen every year, so Xiao Zhuo can be recognized by Zhuo Kitten even if she doesn’t do self-cultivation therapy, and when she saw the black cat squatting in front of the kindergarten just now, she actually felt a little apprehensive , she was worried that if she had been away for too long, the cat would no longer recognize her. But in fact, from the look in the eyes of the black cat, she knew that the cat still remembered her only because she was a little frightened by her current appearance. After all, she now looks as if she is more than ten years older, except for wrinkles and some spots, her face is far less radiant than before, even her former classmates may not be able to recognize her now.

When Xiao Zhuo came back yesterday, Buddha also recognized Xiao Zhuo immediately. Seeing Xiao Zhuo's appearance, Buddha, who usually has a tense face and no expression, turned red immediately, but he didn't say much. Said: "It's good to come back."

When I was young, I was self-willed, always unwilling to listen to other people's persuasion, made many mistakes, and made impulsive decisions. Over the past few years, I have also thought clearly and understood a lot.

She is most sorry for Kitten Zhuo. Now that she is back, she will never leave again. In the rest of her life, she will always be with Kitten Zhuo and watch him grow up.

Xiao Zhuo was still about to talk to Zheng Tan, and there were children coming out of the kindergarten over there.

Zhuo Kitty came out running, and I have never seen this kid so impatient.

"Mom, mom!" Zhuo's kitten ran out and looked directly at this side. After seeing Xiao Zhuo, there was only a smile on his anxious and worried face.

Zhuo's kitten jumped directly into Xiao Zhuo's arms, then lowered his head and called Zheng sighed "Brother Hei", and said to Xiao Zhuo: "Mom, mom, let's invite Brother Hei to eat together."

"Heitan together?" Xiao Zhuo looked at Zheng Tan.

Zheng Tan turned his head. Forget it today, let the mother and son get together more, watching Zhuo's kitten's joy, it won't cool down for a while.

Zhuo Kitten barked twice and Zheng Tan didn't follow. When Xiao Zhuo led Zhuo Kitten away, Zheng Tan went back to the compound, took two steps and paused, turned a corner and followed the mother and son not far away. . It's still early, Mother Jiao hasn't come home yet, Zheng Tan can stay outside for a while, and listen to what Xiao Zhuo has to say to Zhuo's kitten.

However, it was Zhuo Kitty who was talking all the way, Xiao Zhuo just listened with a smile, and answered twice from time to time to let Zhuo Kitty behave.

When passing by the International Academic Hall, a group of people came out of the hall, surrounded by several well-known young returnee professors, most of them were around 30 years old, about the same age as Xiaozhuo now, even if they were older They were not a few years older, but they looked younger and more radiant than Xiao Zhuo.

Surrounded by crowds and accompanied by some experts and scholars, words such as "young and promising", "unlimited potential", and "pillars of the country" kept appearing.

If Xiaozhuo hadn't participated in that project at the beginning, he might be among these people now, or even go higher than them.

A group of figures with halos passed by Xiao Zhuo and Zhuo's kitten. They didn't pay much attention to the mother and son, talking about their ideals, aspirations, achievements, and glorious future amidst the compliments of a bunch of people.

Xiao Zhuo, who had already walked over, looked back at the group of people without much envy. Everyone has their own choices and their own path. Although, in terms of contribution, she may be greater than the combined achievements of those people, but her achievements cannot be made public, at least not yet.

After taking a look, Xiao Zhuo turned his head and continued to walk home with Zhuo's kitten.

When Xiao Zhuo looked back, he didn't pay attention to Zhuo's kitten's movements, but Zheng Tan who followed behind saw it. Zhuo kitten also glanced at those people, and when Xiao Zhuo turned his head, Zhuo kitten turned his head too.

There are other parents picking up their children from kindergarten. A child is sitting behind his mother's electric car, showing a poem he learned today, Luo Binwang's "Ode to the Goose". It is not easy for young children to recite poems. Even if they can't understand the meaning of the poems, parents are still very happy.

Zhuo's kitten glanced at the child, then shook Xiao Zhuo's hand, and said to Xiao Zhuo: "Mom, mom, let's recite poems too."

"Okay, what poem does the cat want to recite?" Xiao Zhuo said.

"We are poetry!"

"Okay, for the poem, the kitten will talk first."

Zhuo Kitty thought for a while, then raised his chin: "Helium, lithium, beryllium boron!"

Xiao Zhuo was stunned for a moment, then couldn't help laughing and continued, "CNOF Ne."

"Sodium Magnesium Aluminum Silicon Phosphorus!"

"Calcium sulfur chloride."

Zheng Tan who followed behind heard clearly: "..."

This is poetry?

This is obviously the periodic table of elements! ! !

Zhuo kitten, do you know that you are such a dick, your future Chinese teacher? !

I originally planned to double-update and process a form, but the code word was a bit late, there are only 4,000 words, everyone forgive me.

In addition, thank you for your support in August. Chen Ci did not expect to receive more than 600 monthly tickets and so many rewards on the last day of August. I have never received so many monthly tickets in one day, and I did not expect to pay attention to Huimao. There are already so many people.

thank you all!