Strange Life of a Cat

In fact, another teacher almost squeezed Papa Jiao out in this year's selection of young teachers. It is not for this award, but the competition is still quite fierce. After all, this is also an honor with a certificate, which is archived in the file.

As for why that one was dismissed, Zheng Tan found out when he was on his way to Papa Jiao's office when he heard a few students from the School of Life Sciences talk about it. The young teacher has a relatively strong background. One of his parents is a well-known professor and the other is a successful businessman. There are people in the family who are active in the system. It stands to reason that if such a person wants to get a place, there is a great chance of doing activities. It's a pity that that person's luck is not very good, and his hatred value is too high on weekdays, so he was put on by his students.

At the time of the selection and voting, the professor was a little too high-profile, and had a conflict with a graduate student under him about some things. The next day, the graduate student sold his boss, and disclosed the professor's money laundering and his usually well-disguised scum in an influential forum on the Internet.

That graduate student is probably an expert in writing papers, liberal arts, and the words reveal strong grievances and resentment, which arouses sympathy. Others can understand this. After all, no one will be happy if they are stuck in graduation. two years.

In fact, the graduate students under them are very clear about what each tutor looks like. Whether it is a master's student or a doctoral student, there will always be some reimbursement and money flow involved, and they will also understand the background of the tutors, just like Yi Xin back then. When you are with your juniors and younger sisters, you will gossip about Professor Jiao, and the students under your tutors will also gossip about your own tutors. Don't underestimate the ability of your students. Once they get active, they will be in trouble.

This time, the young professor was stabbed by his own student, and he was stabbed hard. If the family hadn't specially found someone to suppress him, the trouble would have become known all over the country. Papa Jiao will have the opportunity to stand on top, otherwise Papa Jiao really can't compete with others compared to the background, connections, achievements and political influence.

Because of the money laundering incident involving the teacher, the school leaders even went to talk to Papa Jiao. It doesn't matter whether the money laundering is or not, the important thing is whether something goes wrong at a critical moment, such as being stabbed in the back by one of his students. In a word, money laundering is okay, but it must be done cleanly, otherwise not only the teachers will lose face, but the school will also lose face, and the school leaders have to pay attention to it.

Although Chuhua University has always boasted that it is the leading university in the province, over the years, another university in the city has also become brilliant, with blinding results one after another, good public relations, and a lot of positive energy. The public's evaluation is high, and the number of applicants is increasing year by year, so that when everyone mentions these two colleges, a trend of Chucheng Derby has gradually formed. The other party really wanted to find an opportunity to step on Chuhua University again. The reason why the other party didn't talk about money laundering was because everyone felt guilty about it.

In fact, teachers in many schools have done money laundering, regardless of whether it is a third-rate university or a few top ones. As for money laundering, there are many ways, such as transferring national scientific research funds overseas and keeping them as private individuals; or buying equipment that reported 5 million but actually only bought 3 million, and the large kickbacks were included in a small private treasury; or buying insurance, food and drink Reimbursement with invoices for entertainment and other consumption, and other methods, can be used for money laundering. According to some teachers privately, why is it so important to apply for project funding? Launder money and get rich!

The "Liu Liu" from the School of Life Sciences, who had a lot of black history in the private gossip of the students, used collaborative research to launder money. For example, when reporting a large project with tens of millions, it was reported that it was a collaboration with others Research, but in private, they have agreed with the other party, let the other party charge a high price, send the money over, and the two of them will share the spoils secretly and get kickbacks.

In addition to these, part of the huge scientific research approval funds are in the hands of a small number of officials from administrative departments who do not understand technology. To use a controversial saying, it is "a layman leads an expert", and they control life and death. The scientific research funds won by universities may also become the source of bribery to officials and some experts. It is precisely because of this that there is a popular saying in colleges and universities called "running the Ministry of Money to Jin". The word "Ministry" represents certain relevant departments such as the Ministry of Education, the Ministry of Finance, and the Ministry of Science and Technology.

Fortunately, Papa Jiao has never used money laundering to get rich. Most of his money comes from the share of the project, not from the project, but from Yuan Zhiyi's company. When the company was established, Papa Jiao contributed a lot and had shares in hand. Over the years, the company has grown in size and opened a branch in the south. Yuan Zhiyi's appearance at the provincial annual event this time can explain the problem.

Papa Jiao gained a lot of experience from Professor Qin and other experienced teachers. Mama Jiao bought a suit specially for Papa Jiao to wear to receive the award. As for suits, you can't buy too extravagant ones, otherwise people will really ask you to, and you won't be able to explain the problem, but you will be easily accused of "suspected money laundering". There are quite a few celebrities at that time, although you don't expect to overwhelm the audience with your domineering aura, but you can't be too small and transparent to be looked down upon by others.

It was a rare TV show, and the Jiao family was looking forward to it.

The provincial annual wind and cloud festival is at the end of January. At that time, some students are about to go to winter vacation. The students who finished the exam early have already bought tickets to go home. Jiao Yuan and Xiaoyouzi have just finished the exam and have a few days to rest , Wait for the results to go to school to get the report card.

On January 30th, the provincial annual grand ceremony started at two o'clock in the afternoon. Yuan Zhiyi came to pick up Jiao's father and went to the venue together in the morning. Today, Comrade Yuan Zhiyi's outfit really has the aura of a big boss, and his clothes are better than Jiao's father. Let go of it a bit, at least a few hundred thousand for a suit, and the car that came here was also specially selected, with a low-key luxury style.

Papa Jiao originally wanted to drive there by himself, but Yuan Zhiyi despised him. In Yuan Zhiyi's opinion, Papa Jiao's car was too much of a shame. Anyway, we all have the same destination, so we can just take a ride along the way.

Dad Jiao went to the grand ceremony, and the Jiao family sat in front of the TV. In fact, there was no live broadcast of the grand ceremony. There will probably be related reports in the provincial TV news at night, and then there will be related news in newspapers and the Internet tomorrow. I know I can’t watch the live broadcast. , the Jiao family will sit in front of the TV and wait.

Jiao Yuan also turned on the computer to browse the web, but unfortunately, nothing came out until lunch time in the afternoon.

When participating in the grand ceremony at the venue, Dad Jiao's cell phone was adjusted to mute, and it was not easy to answer the phone while sitting in the venue. There will be dinner there in the afternoon, and Dad Jiao called home at six o'clock, saying that he would not be home for dinner at night, and he would be late when he came home.

On the phone, Jiao's mother is not easy to ask too many questions, so she is relieved to know that everything is going well over there. Jiao Yuan, Xiao Youzi and Zheng Tan are all listening with their ears on the phone when Jiao's mother is on the phone. Dad asked those celebrities for autographs, but Jiao's mother had already hung up the phone, so she stopped thinking about it.

After 7:30 in the evening, the CCTV news finished, and the provincial news followed. Now the three members of the Jiao family and the cat are all focused on the news that they hardly watch at ordinary times, for fear of missing a single detail.

"Come out, come out!" Jiao Yuan said excitedly.

On the TV, the provincial TV news mentioned the provincial annual grand ceremony held today. The venue was very large and looked very grand. Several provincial leaders had a few special shots. Zheng Tan saw Ermao's father, who looks like Ermao It's pretty similar, but it looks serious. If you really want to say it, it's more like Ermao's brother. Also, if you can be a leader, you have to give people a stable look, like Ermao who often makes mistakes or makes jokes. For people, it is better to take the freelance route.

The next most shots were those important economic figures in the province. Zheng Tan also saw a few acquaintances, such as Mr. Liu. However, Fang Shaokang was more familiar with Mr. Liu, and Zheng Tan was more familiar with It was Mr. Liu and his son, Liu Yao, who used to drive with that little kid back then. Now that the little kid has grown up, he no longer plays with remote control cars, but plays with the small sports car his father customized for him.

The rest of the people were roughly given a short shot where they could see a few celebrities. Papa Jiao was not conspicuous in that short shot, but they were still found by Jiao's family, and Yuan Zhiyi was also found out. Among the top ten excellent young teachers, the one who gave the most shots was a woman in her thirties who was teaching in the mountainous area. Everyone can understand this, so everyone was relieved about the short shot of Papa Jiao.

When Dad Jiao came back in the evening, Yuan Zhiyi went up with him and talked for a while. Compared with Dad Jiao's calmness, Yuan Zhiyi was in a good mood. It wasn't about presenting the awards today, but about what he had seen and heard in this grand ceremony.

Father Jiao knew that teenagers like to chase stars, so Jiao Yuan didn't need to tell them, he brought notebooks to those celebrities today to get their autographs.

While reading the autographs, Jiao Yuan and Xiaoyouzi listened to Yuan Zhiyi talk about what happened during the award ceremony and the buffet after the ceremony.

When they heard that Papa Jiao wanted to sign an autograph, a certain star was very cold and impatient, Jiao Yuan, Xiao Youzi and Zheng Tan all paused.

"Which star?" Jiao Yuan asked.

"Just that one." Yuan Zhiyi "that one" for a long time before finally thinking of the star's name.

After Yuan Zhiyi left, when Jiao's father and Jiao's mother didn't notice, Zheng Tan saw that Jiao Yuan tore off the page with the name of the indifferent star from his notebook, rolled it up and threw it in the toilet in the basket.

Tsk, this kid.

here you go!

The next day, there were indeed a lot of references to yesterday's grand ceremony in the newspaper and some related forums on the Internet. In the more political sections of the newspaper, those who were promoted by the province were naturally mentioned more. The others were just names. Just a sentence or two more. But the entertainment page, large-scale reports, and many large photos of those celebrities sitting on the seats at the venue, there are also many reports in the text, which involve a lot, what brand of clothes a certain celebrity is wearing at the venue, there are There is no plastic surgery, what is the hairstyle, what is the chest, whether there are family conflicts from the various performances of the stars, whether the recent scandals are true, etc.

Forget it in the newspaper, after all, it is an entertainment page, but what about the Internet? If you don’t look at the entertainment page, it’s just some large-scale community discussions. On some of the more active public communication platforms, celebrities still occupy a large space. Everything from clothing to family conflicts and recent participation in movies is mentioned. Although there are some work room and pushing hands, but there are too many of them. Most of the interview photos taken by on-site reporters are celebrities. Many of the logos on the interview microphones in the photos are very famous. Compared with these few celebrities Being chased and intercepted by reporters, all kinds of autographs, interviews, and group photo shots, while others seem to be reduced to the background, and the exposure of economic figures is slightly more. People like Jiao Pa, a young teacher, can not move many people in the whole country. bother.

Jiao Yuan found a picture, in which most of the picture was a star with exquisite makeup, and the people next to her seat and obliquely behind her were not mentioned in the report, they were reduced to passers-by, A, B, C, D, At the bottom of this post, many people responded with words like "good praise".

The reason why Jiao Yuan specially saved this picture is because it is the only picture that can be found with Jiao's father, even though Jiao's father is just a "passerby" in the picture.

This is a very common phenomenon, and many people who see it take it for granted.

Jiao Yuan had a quarrel with the people in the forum. He just replied "The aura and attention of a star are already high enough, why not give it to others" and was besieged by fans, and now he is arguing with others in anger. At the same time, he also summoned his little friends—Xiong Xiong, Su An, Lan Tianzhu and others from the compound to join forces to start the battle.

Zheng Tan also felt uncomfortable.

Zheng Tan also wanted to fight, but unfortunately, there are people at home, and Jiao Yuan still dominates the computer. I can't beat people, I can't touch the keyboard, my paws are itchy, and I always want to do something to vent.

After thinking and thinking, Zheng Tan went out and came to the Old Wafang District.

After the orchid was found, Zheng Tan charged the phone and hid it again in the old tile house. The mobile phone given by Liuba has a good Internet access function, Zheng Tan can't use a computer, so he uses his mobile phone to send.

It took Zheng Tan three hours to post a post of nearly a thousand words. He didn't deny the influence of those celebrities, and he didn't bring up Jiao's father's matter. He just named a few media and reporters, and listed a few typical ones that deserve more exposure and attention. Examples include the young female teacher who supported education in the mountainous area.

It took Zheng Tan three hours to type out the thousand words. It wasn’t that Zheng Tan was stuck and didn’t know what to say, but that it was too difficult to operate the mobile phone and type with claws. I didn’t feel anything when I typed a few words before and sent a short sentence. Now I’m typing. After a long time, I realized that the claws are too inconvenient. After posting a post, the claws are a little wooden.

Coincidentally, this post by Zheng Tan was discovered by a relatively influential scholar, and he reposted it on the forum he often hangs out with. There are many people in the forum who speak sharp words and dare to speak out, and still have a high degree of public attention. Then, Zheng Tan's post went viral.

This Zheng Tan didn't expect it himself. His original intention of posting the post was just because he wanted to vent his unhappiness after seeing those pictures and reports, and seeing Jiao Yuan fighting with people in the forum.

And when the reporters saw this article that was very popular on the Internet, their faces turned green, especially the few media and reporters named by Zheng Tan were so angry that they smashed the desk in the office.

Damn, which meddling cynic who wrote this? !

When writing this, I suddenly remembered the "low-key" and "low-cut" stalks.