Strange Life of a Cat

After getting up in the morning, Biantou opened the door of the room, went to the balcony to spread his arms, and took a breath of fresh air.

Raising his hand to look at the rising sun, a trace of worry flashed in his flat-headed eyes.

He has a memory card in his hand, and he has been waiting for the opportunity to hand over the card to the contact person after saving the information in this memory card. However, there has been a lot of movement recently, and the higher-ups have begun to suspect, and Biantou himself was among the doubters.

Those who are suspected are all under surveillance. Biantou knows that there are monitoring equipment in the place where he lives, and there are people around him watching, so he is still quite anxious, but this emotion does not show.

Just as Biantou was thinking, the soft body behind him pressed against him.

"What's wrong?"

the person behind asked.

The woman's face is clear and beautiful, and she looks like a gentle and submissive type.

"I'm thinking that my injury has healed, when will I be able to work." Bingtou said with a smile.

"Raise more, so as not to leave sequelae." The woman said, with concern and worry in her words.

"Well, it's just that I've been a little too busy recently." Biantou said. He was stabbed in the abdomen. In fact, the knife could be dodged, but he still didn't dodge it. He just avoided the vital parts in order to increase the trust of his superiors. included in the list of suspects.

Since the crackdown in Chuhua City, many people have begun to change their business methods, at least on the surface. However, there are rules on the road, and there are wars in the mall. No matter what the new form is today, the competition is always constant. The temptation and squeeze never stopped.

The words of the two people are full of tenderness and sweetness, but where they can't see each other, their eyes are not like that.

"Huh?" Biantou looked at the fence in the yard.

Their place is a small two-story building with a small yard of more than ten square meters. Many houses in the suburbs have such a design.

The place where Biantou lives is rented by someone else, and the pool in the yard was dug by himself, and some small fish are raised in it.

As for why the small fish are kept in the yard, everyone who is familiar with the flat head knows that it is for cats, and the small fish kept in it are actually for the convenience of cats to catch. For fear of cats drowning, the pool was not too deep, and the sides of the pool were not made of smooth tiles, but dirt walls, and the cats that fell into the water crawled out of the pool.

There are always wild cats around here to catch fish, and you can see one every two or three days. People here are no strangers to it.

Standing on the balcony on the second floor, Biantou could see everything below clearly.

A black cat jumped up on the courtyard wall and looked at them warily. After hesitating for a while, it seemed that they would not make any other moves, so it walked towards the pool.

"It's a wild cat again." said the woman behind Flathead. There was disgust in his eyes.

She is actually very repulsive to wild cats. Parasites, skin diseases, and other diseases may be carried. If it were not for the arrangement of her close to the flat head to monitor his movements and the people he contacts, she would never be here. The stray cats had already driven her crazy.

When Zheng Tan stood on the courtyard wall and looked up at the balcony on the second floor, he looked at the target person "Biantou" again. After confirming that he was the person he was looking for, he jumped off the courtyard wall and came to the side of the pool.

Zheng Tan is very satisfied with his performance just now, he can't wait to award himself a little golden man award. Compared with domestic cats, stray cats are more vigilant, even fierce, and don't trust people very much, so they deliberately showed vigilance and hesitation just now.

And as a cat, the first thing he cares about is food, even if Zheng Tan doesn't like it, he has to pretend. Wei Leng also told him before that there is a pond for raising fish in this yard, which is specially raised for cats, so feel free to catch them.

But Zheng Tan actually doesn't have much thought of catching fish in his heart now, one is that he has no interest in raw fish, and he hasn't eaten raw fish since he became a cat. The second is that he doesn't have much experience in catching fish.

As a cat that was adopted on the first day of waking up, Zheng Tan never worried about eating except for the time when he was wandering. Even when he was wandering, he always went to steal food. How to grasp it depends entirely on your own feelings.

Zheng Tan looks very embarrassed now, if the people of the Jiao family see Zheng Tan now, they will feel very distressed, their family Heitan looks very pitiful now.

Zheng Tan couldn't do anything about it, Wei Leng said he needed to make up, and it's not easy to do without makeup.

Now Zheng Tan has black fur, not as dirty as white or light-colored cats, but it may be because of a layer of dust, the fur is not very shiny, and some parts of the body are in tufts Stick together like a lump.

This has to be said about Wei Leng's "make-up" technique. There is no such "caking" in the place where the cat can lick, and there are only a few lumps in the place where the cat can't comb. Some, more natural, to prevent being suspected.

After tidying up his hair, Wei Leng also commented: "You are so strong, how can you look like a vagabond without makeup?!"

Can't stray cats be stronger?

Zheng Tan remembered that when he was wandering, he saw several cats wandering around without cat tags, all of them were quite strong.

If you are not strong, you can snatch food and territory, and survive safely? Especially in the wild.

Not every stray cat is thin and weak.

Zheng Tan felt like a down and out vagabond wearing tattered and patched clothes.

When I came to the pool, I looked at my current self from the reflection on the water surface, with mixed feelings.

Withdrawing his attention, Zheng Tan looked at the small fish swimming around in the pool, thinking about how to catch them.

The fish in the pool are not colorful ornamental fish, but rather common fish. There are some stones around and in the pool that are convenient for cats to catch fish, so that they can stand on the stones and catch them.

Zheng Tan knew that the two people standing on the second floor were paying attention to him, so he had to show the same preferences as the other cats, so it was normal.

Turned around the pool twice, then stood by the pool, raised one arm, looked at a fish swimming slowly, and stretched out its claws!

Didn't get it.

The little fish swam away in the blink of an eye, mixed with other little fish, and it was impossible to tell which one it was just now.

Zheng Tan shook the water on his paws, then changed places, and waited for another opportunity.

It may be because the fish here are often stimulated, they are more refined and not easy to catch.

After fishing like this twice but failed to catch any fish, Zheng Tan also took a breath in his heart. If he didn't catch a fish, Zheng Tan would be ashamed to say that he is now a cat.

When a finger-long small crucian carp was slowly swimming to the side, Zheng Tan saw the opportunity and clawed out!

Bend your palms to accurately pick up the fish from the water, and then throw it directly to the grass beside the pool.

The small fish that was thrown onto the grass flapped its tail and jumped. Zheng Tan shook the water on his paws and walked over there.

Zheng Tan hesitated when he walked to the fish, the fish was fished out, what to do?

Impossible to eat it?

The paralyzed old man can't do it!

Facing the raw fish, it was still a live fish that had not been scaled or gutted, and was still covered with grass clippings and mud. Maybe someone had urinated in that pool, how could Zheng Tan be able to talk about it? !

The relatively picky Zheng Tan said that he couldn't eat it at all.

At this moment, Wei Leng, who was hiding in a nearby residential building, took a telescope to see the situation over there, and rubbed his forehead. He remembered that the Jiao family said that this cat does not eat raw fish.

Heitan, what should you do after you fish out the fish?

Although a little helpless, Wei Leng felt that the cat should be able to handle this kind of thing, so he continued to observe.

Zheng Tan looked at the fish hopping on the grass, and thought for a while. It seems that if Ah Huang and the police chief were not very hungry, they would play with the prey they caught first, and play until the prey was about to burp and not struggle much. Eat it up, or simply leave the prey in place with only one breath left.

This is also a good idea. Zheng Tan thought.

After making the decision, Zheng Tan recalled the scene when he saw Ah Huang and the others playing in the compound, and then imitated how Ah Huang played with the grasshopper, hooking up the fish that was jumping on the grass with bent claws, When the fish was thrown into the air, Zheng raised his front body and stretched out his two paws to hug the little fish.

The next step should be biting, but Zheng Tan couldn't get his mouth down, so he decided to rub it twice instead. As a result, the fish was too sticky and slippery, and Zheng Tan didn't use his claws to pin the fish directly. The fish was rubbed out.

The little crucian carp slid a beautiful parabola in the air, fell to the edge of the pool, patted its tail twice, fell into the pool before Zheng Tan passed, and swam away.

Flat head:"……"

Wei Ling: "..."

Zheng Tan really didn't intend to release the fish. He planned to play with it and throw it where it was, but he rubbed the fish away by mistake.

The woman standing next to Biantou covered her mouth and smiled when she saw this scene: "This cat is so stupid!"

"Maybe the cat is not hungry, but just wants to catch fish for fun." Flathead said. He had also seen cats who would fish out the fish to play with before eating them, while some cats immediately hid the fish in their mouths and gnawed away. The black cat by the pool doesn't look hungry, maybe it's just for fun, right?

The woman was noncommittal about Flathead's explanation, anyway, she didn't like stray cats, they were dirty, not only ugly, but also fierce. The cat in front of him has one more thing, stupid.

Wrinkling her nose in distaste, the woman was a little impatient looking at the cat here, and was about to turn around and go back to the room, but saw the black stray cat just walked around the pool twice, gave up catching fish, and walked towards the house .

Zheng Tan looked at the closed door, flicked his tail, walked to the side, jumped onto the window sill, and entered the house from the window next to it.

Windows are born like doors for cats, and that's what happens if you don't close the windows.

Biantou and the others had a similar situation before, but at that time the cat was allowed in without closing the gate. And this house is not well designed, it is not ventilated, and the first floor always feels damp, so the windows are often opened to ventilate.

"Oh, I still have chopped cooked beef in the kitchen downstairs! Don't let the cat take it away!" The woman yelled, and hurried downstairs.

Biantou also went downstairs. If he didn't care about it, there would probably be chaos downstairs.

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