Strongest Guard

When Ye Xiaodao called, Li Nanfang was sitting on a flyover in a seaside city, scoring beauties who passed by from time to time.

Li Nanfang's criteria for scoring beautiful women are quite vulgar. The first element is to require a big breast. Even if it is not as big as Su Yaqier, it cannot be inferior to Min Rou—the second is the legs.

If a woman doesn't have a pair of long legs like a big white snake wrapped around a man's waist, no matter how delicate her face and **** are, it will still be regrettable.

The third is the hips.

In Li Nanfang's opinion, a woman can have a strong, round buttocks, that can be called a woman, like those thin chick-like girls right now, with a shriveled **** without two or two flesh, from behind. After hitting it, wouldn't he break the man's hip bone?

The appearance of a woman is the last.

As long as a woman is in good shape, she can completely ignore her appearance, just turn on the light.

It's a pity that Li Nanfang has been sitting here for a whole afternoon, and there are not many women who can be scored above ninety points by him. There are still flower care envoys around him, and they are in the way.

"What are you doing?"

Every time Ye Xiaodao called Li Nanfang, he shouted as loud as he was.

Li Nanfang moved the phone slightly outwards and told the truth: "Sit on the street and look at the beauties."

"The quality of how?"

Ye Xiaodao is interested.

"Very disappointed."

Li Nanfang drew a cigarette and cursed in a low voice: "Originally this is a famous city of beauty in China, but under the influence of those high-class bitches, they are so skinny like a pockmark, nose augmentation cuts the eyelids, is it special? They wear fake breasts. Those who wear skirts are better. What makes Lao Tzu most nauseous is that many men wear slim-leg pants with bare ankles, and wear cloth shoes barefoot. Nima, these basic problems are all learned from Bangzihuo. I’m not ashamed of it, but I’m proud of it-I don’t say it, I get more angry as I say it. By the way, you call Laozi, shit?"

After hearing what he said, Ye Xiaodao immediately lost his interest, and said in a pretentiously indifferent tone: "Tell you a bad news, your aunt's photo has been removed from the OF platform. That's special, for sure. It was the employer who knew that Master Dao, I was very angry, and was sharpening the knife to kill him, so he hurriedly dropped the four hundred thousand dollars and hurriedly removed it."

Ignoring Ye Xiaodao's boasting, Li Nanfang immediately logged onto the OF killer platform and searched for Yue Zitong's photos.

As Ye Xiaodao said, Yue Zitong's photo sticker disappeared from the shelf.

According to the OF platform's regulations, the employer will take the initiative to remove the prey before it is killed. The commission that has been handed over to the platform will not be refunded, and the prey will not be allowed to be listed again in the future.

Every year, the OF platform can also receive a huge profit only from the employer's active delisting.

"Huh! It's really off the shelf, Wai Rui Gu De."

Li Nanfang breathed a long sigh of relief and relaxed.

No one wants to be troubled, especially Li Nanfang, who is most afraid of trouble. The employer can take off Yue Zitong from the shelves. This is the best result. It's a pity that the five killers who died earlier, this It is estimated that I will use the most vicious language to curse the employer in the Yin Cao Jifu.

When he logged into the OF platform, he did not hang up. Ye Xiaodao heard his relieved voice and asked: "Old Li, who did you say is going to kill your aunt?"

"Who knows so much. No matter who he is, if I let Lao Tzu know in the future, he will definitely be killed."

"What if it's a woman?"

"Then **** her!"

"What if it's an old woman in her sixties?"

"Then take the board and swell her **** before you go on!"

"Fuck you, why didn't you go?"

"I am only interested in young women."

"It makes Master Dao seem like an old woman controls him."

Ye Xiaodao cursed over there and asked: "I heard the little **** say that you are ready to leave your aunt now? Also, how boring to live with such an ignorant woman? According to me, are you still Come abroad, let’s develop together, and live the good life of Master Dao. I’m a drunkard, okay? It just so happens that you also like Western Ocean Horses----"

When talking about women, Ye Xiaodao came to his spirits, and he was able to talk all afternoon without drinking water.

Li Nanfang was so annoyed by his nasty problem. He called the worm and turned off the phone. He held the back of his head in his hands and lay on the steps of the overpass. The girl in the skirt made him suspect that he was nasty. , They all pressed their skirts with their hands, scolded him for being abnormal, and then complained that he had no seed, why didn't he dare to open her skirt to have a look.

Yue Zitong's biggest crisis has disappeared as her photo sticker was put on the OF platform. She will not be listed again in the future, and she can work with peace of mind and live her favorite simple life.

Li Nanfang’s most important task is also considered complete, as long as she convinces her mother to convince her that the man Aunt Yue loves now is not him, but the son of Helan. In order to avenge others, she would rather go to sleep with Longzaikong-- -

I believe that a reasonable teacher will understand him and stop trying to match them up.

Thinking that from now on, he can live the kind of unrestrained life without looking at the faces of others, and Li Nanfang will have the ease he has never had before.

After the relaxation, there was a sense of emptiness again.

This is like walking a long way with a load, and you are used to the load on your shoulders, and one day you suddenly unload the load and can easily walk away from your arms, you will always feel that something is missing.

"In a few days, I will get used to it."

Li Nanfang muttered to himself, turned over and sat up, took out his mobile phone and started searching for nearby places of interest.

Most of his life after the age of fourteen was spent abroad, and he has seen all the pyramids and Stonehenge. On the contrary, it is the great rivers and mountains of the motherland, only seen on TV.

Since this mission has been successfully concluded, there is nothing important to do at the moment, why not take the time to play, don’t forget that this is a season of beautiful legs, it complements the beautiful scenery, and you don’t know how to enjoy it. That’s a sin. .

As he thought of it, Li Nanfang quickly determined his travel route. From here, he went all the way north through Qingshan City. He also gave the invitation letter to Yue Zitong. Under her grateful and complicated gaze, he went straight ahead. Line until the small mountain village where the mother lives.

Respect and respect your mother, and after obtaining her sincere consent, go abroad, that is, the dragon will return to the sea and the tiger will return to the mountain, and the bees will fly into the Hundred Gardens.

With a goal, Li Nanfang's sense of loss when he first unloaded his burden immediately disappeared, stood up and whistled, and walked to the bus stop.

"Look at this fool, he's sleeping on Tianqiao poorly, and he's still so happy, his mentality is really good."

Whistling with his back to the sky, Li Nanfang listened to the girl whispering to her boyfriend when he passed by a young couple who came to him.

Alas, sister, brother is actually very rich.

Li Nanfang sighed inwardly, turned his head back to the girl who was peeking at him, smiled badly, and stepped forward to the front of a red Ferrari convertible, opened the door and got on the car, stunned by the little couple Under the attention, go away.

This car was just bought by Su Yaqier after she went to Mingzhu. She planned to drive this car and run around with Li Nanfang. Who would have thought that the two talents had to go back to China after a day of fooling around, so they could only make him cheaper.

This car is also the cost of Li Nanfang's journey north, staying in a restaurant, eating, and even having an affair halfway along the way, all have to count on this car.

He has already negotiated with a certain domestic specialty store and has advanced a certain amount of money from others. When he arrives in Qingshan City while playing while walking, he will spend the money and drive the car directly into the chain store. Enough.

He didn't want to formally break up with Yue Zitong, but also because the car was questioned, to find out the excuse that he had a woman outside, and the wicked first to complain in front of his mother.

As for the travel expenses to continue north from Qingshan City, Li Nanfang was not even worried. He carried the invitation letter in his arms. It was sold to Yue Zitong for 100,000 yuan, which was definitely a family price, because she was his aunt. .

In the past, when Li Nanfang was abroad, he was so lucky, even if he was going to buy a bag of junk food to make do, he could meet the beauties who took the initiative to strike up a conversation in a McDonald’s store. As long as he met his aesthetic standards, he would immediately go to the hotel to roll the sheets .

But now that more than twenty days have passed, Li Nanfang has never met any girl.

It's not that I didn't meet a girl who took the initiative to strike up a conversation. After all, a man who drove a trot worth millions of dollars was very noticeable when he drank ramen in a small stall.

Those girls who took the initiative to strike up a conversation were also in line with Li Nanfang's aesthetic point of view, but he just didn't call, as if he had an invisible hand twisting his ears, making him a gentleman to refuse beautiful women and go to Qingshan City as soon as possible.

Whether Li Nanfang is willing or unwilling, he must admit that the owner of that invisible little hand is Yue and Zitong.

He was very disgusted with this little hand, but he couldn't make it away. It was not until he came to Qingshan City that this inexplicable irritability suddenly disappeared.

At the same time, they disappeared together with the money to sell the car.

Standing at the entrance of the specialty store, Li Nanfang took out the bank card with a balance of a few dollars. After a few glances, it decisively broke it into several pieces, and threw it in the nearby trash can, as if unloading some heavy burden. , Patted his butt, and walked forward to face the sunset.

Suddenly, he thought of a sentence, the wind blows the eggshell, and the wealth is gone.

This time of relaxation is different from the one a few days ago. There is no sense of emptiness and loss. Only fullness, as if he is already penniless, can he eat well and sleep well.

When Li Nanfang grumbled in his stomach, he finally knew why he liked this feeling, that is, he was very cheap.

Don't be blamed by women, clean up, the skin will be itchy.

"What's special, Lao Tzu is so bad?"

When he walked to a draft beer stall, the taste of the skewers made him feel hungry. He swallowed and started to regret that after lunch, he shouldn't have pity for a little flower girl, and bought the last three hundred yuan. Chenghua, so that I have no money for dinner now.

"Hi, boy, come here!"

Just when Li Nanfang was looking at the meat skewers on the grill, swallowing wildly and preparing to leave cruelly, the cockscomb at the small table beside him waved his hand and shouted.

Li Nanfang's eyes lit up and he immediately realized that there was a chance to eat rice. He knew he was not a good boy when he looked at the cockscomb head, so he hurried over.

Li Nanfang never felt any guilt after eating bad children's rice.

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