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"You are a liberal arts college, right?"

Seeing this nerd's performance, Li Nanfang thought he was a literary student.

Wu Yujie shook his head, "No, I studied economics at university. The liberal arts are useless. When the Japanese pirates were defeated in World War II, all the students in the country were pushed to the battlefield, leaving only science students, hoping to rebuild their homes."

"Is there a bird for learning Chinese? No matter how good you learn it, but also with a bird, can you fly over thousands of mountains and rivers when the Japanese pirates provoke me in Greater China, and let the corpse fall to the ground? A lot of dog-slaughter people are worthless scholars."

After talking about this, the nerd suddenly realized that Li Nanfang was coming, and quickly stood up, rubbing his hands back and forth with a smile, not knowing what to say.

"Sit down, brother, you are very angry with me."

Li Nanfang patted Wu Yujie on the shoulder, and sat on the sofa and asked, "Would you like to drink? I have it at Erguotou. You can drink half a bottle, and you can fly to Hokkaido by plane tonight and kill the foolish Japanese. ."

"Go on, kidding, Mr. Li, I don't have that great skill."

Wu Yujie was quite self-aware, and then stood up, her expression a little sad: "If I have ---- Ha ha, Mr. Li, I will make you laugh. We should go now and not disturb you to rest."

After removing the black silk on his head, regardless of Li Nanfang's kindness to stay, Wu Yujie took the suitcase and left with his girlfriend.

The moment the door was closed, his back looked so thin----

Well, Li Nanfang admitted that it was a bit of pretense to say that. The nerd is just a little thinner, and he will not exceed 110 catties in autumn clothes and long trousers. I really want to know if his girlfriend is too panic.

From tomorrow on, I will be a happy person, feed horses, chop wood, and travel around the world; from tomorrow on, I will care about food and vegetables; I have a house facing the sea and blooming in spring.

For some reason, when Li Nanfang opened a bottle of Erguotou and drank with beef jerky, he suddenly thought of these poems.

This is a passage from Haizi's representative poem, which is quite famous and loved by the majority of literary and artistic youths.

Li Nanfang also likes it very much, but he doesn’t like to go to the beach to build a house, chop wood and feed the horses. He prefers to be surrounded by many beautiful women, and he is intoxicated every day----

It is one thing to like the super-vulgar mood in some poems, but how to enjoy it in reality is another.

But now he doesn't like these poems anymore. It may be because of the influence of the angry young man Wu Yujie. He feels that facing the sea is a bit pretentious. He prefers the sentence that is righteous and slaughter dogs.

"From now on, I will be a dog butcher, drink alcohol and eat big chunks of meat; from now on, I am concerned about the time of the earliest flight to the island country and how soon it will arrive; there is a tongue waiting for me to cut it. Dip it with sauce, light a bonfire, face the sea, and blossom in spring."

After drinking a few mouthfuls of Erguotou, Li Nanfang shook his head and chanted a few poems. He squatted heavily on the desk and took out his phone to book tickets.

"Hokkaido is a tourist attraction in the world. People live a lifetime. How can you not visit that place?"

Throwing down the phone, Li Nanfang walked to the window, unbuttoned his shirt, looked outside, closed his eyes after a moment, opened his arms, and whispered affectionately: "Hokkaido, I am coming. Toshio Yanagura, you are ready ?"

If a person is unlucky, drinking cold water will cramp his teeth.

Similarly, if a person is lucky, a beautiful woman will take the initiative to call you-at one o'clock in the morning, when Li Nanfang walked into the waiting hall of Qingshan Airport, she received a call from Yue Zitong.

Aunt Yue, who drank a whole bottle of high-quality liquor, woke up again after sleeping in the middle of the night. It was burned by alcohol. The kind of burning that turned over the river rolled from the sofa to the floor, and from the floor to the door of the living room.

Alas, no way, she was vomiting all the time, almost to death from the uncomfortable.

Before drinking, she was still looking forward to the earth exploding, letting men, women, good people and **** all play together, but now she doesn't want to die young.

I'm just like budding, oh no, I have already bloomed once.

I'm just like a blooming flower, so beautiful, so cute, why should I die?

Didn’t Fusu have a girlfriend?

Isn't it that Dragon City wants to suppress me?

Isn't it ---- these setbacks add up, and it can be considered a hairy. What qualifications do I have to equate with my great youth, fools are willing.

My aunt hasn't lived enough before she can't just die. After the death of an alcoholic person, her face is blue and purple. It's scary, and it will affect my image of a beautiful fairy.

"Help, Li Nanfang, come and save me, I'm dying, come quickly!"

Yue Zitong lay on the threshold, crying in tears.

At this moment, except for calling him, Yue Zitong would no longer ask for help from others, whether it was Helan Xiaoxin, or Min Rou, the proud President Yue, but he didn't want them to see her embarrassed appearance now.

Li Nanfang was different. In his eyes, she had long been a **** with a dirty body and a depraved mind. The image of vomit all over was seen by him, and it was normal.

It's just that the scumbag who deserved to die 10,000 times actually said: "I hear you are so angry, it doesn't look like you are going to burp. Drinking, are you drinking too much?"

"Yes, yes, I drank a whole bottle of Niulanshan with a degree of fifty-two degrees-vomit! I, I didn't expect that cheap drinks would be so tossing people. Li Nanfang, come and save me, I feels awful."

"It's okay, Niulanshan Erguotou is a product that is excellent for the Ministry and the province. It is a product that can be trusted throughout the country. I only heard that people died in a car accident while driving while drunk. It's all right after being uncomfortable."

"You, you won't come!?"

Yue Zitong was angry, raised his head and shouted at the phone.

"Not going."

Li Nanfang said simply: "I never serve alcoholics, especially female alcoholics."

"Are you special----"

"You are so special!"

Li Nanfang interrupted her: "Yue Zitong, you are sick, drink so much horse urine."

"I am sick, ha, hey, hee hee. I am sick."

Yue Zitong laughed a few times and suddenly let out a mournful voice: "Li Nanfang, do you know why I drink? It's because Helan Fusu already has a new girlfriend! He, don't want me!"

"Congratulations."

Li Nanfang was silent for a moment and said lightly.

"Congratulations?"

Yue Zitong sucked his nose suddenly and laughed wildly: "Congratulations, am I finally dumped?"

"I'm not congratulating you, I'm congratulating your Fusu brother, I finally see that you are an abnormal neurosis and get rid of your entanglement. Okay, you continue to mourn the spring and fall there, I still have things to do. Bye bye you."

"Don't deduct the phone, or else I will never end with you! What a special case, you are not allowed to deduct the phone, why are you still detaining? Bastard, bastard. With so many people in the world, why doesn't anyone really care about me? ?Why, vomit----"

Aunty Yue murmured and spit out another mouthful of yellow water. She lay on the doorstep, panting heavily with her mouth wide open, and slowly stopped moving.

People who drink too much, as long as they vomit, cry and laugh again, they will feel extremely sleepy, even if they are lying in the cesspit, they will sleep very comfortably, and they will sleep until dawn.

The sky is bright, the sun is shining, and the autumn breeze is slowing down, with the joy of harvest.

Of course, there will be no shortage of mosquitoes in this cool autumn season.

And the mosquitoes at this time, their mouths are more poisonous than the mosquitoes in the summer. According to folklore, in July and a half, in August, the mosquito's mouth is more than drilled.

When Mr. Yue crawled out of the living room late at night, he only wore a small nightgown, two white thighs, face, neck, half of his shoulder, all small red envelopes bitten by mosquitoes, and even a few dead. Mosquitoes, on the ground.

It's dead.

Mr. Yue looked at the face in the mirror, and didn’t know how long he was silent, before he sighed quietly, raised his foot into the bathtub, picked up the phone and called Helan Xiaoxin, saying that she was not feeling well today. Take a day off at home.

She has a very good memory. After waking up in the middle of the night last night, who called her, what she said, what people were saying about her, and even how many mosquitoes lay on her to eat-she remembers clearly .

If you change to another girl, you will definitely feel embarrassed.

President Yue would not, even if she did ten times more than this, she would not feel ashamed.

The so-called shame is the patent of those who want face.

Is Mr. Yue having face in front of Li Nanfang now?

If anyone came to ask her this question, she would definitely slap it, saying that she was blind.

Wasn't it just being kicked by Helan Fusu, wasn't it just being ridiculed by others when calling Li Ren scum for comfort after breaking up in love?

This is nothing.

As long as Mr. Yue can maintain her previous dignity in front of everyone except the scumbag, she will still be the iceberg snow lotus in the hearts of all employees, and the big hero in the eyes of the people of the whole country.

The hero is lonely, like snow.

A true hero must be able to withstand loneliness in order to perceive it from the snow and be as gorgeous as summer flowers.

"I am a wolf from the north, soaking in the warm bathtub, the clear water is flowing over, I'm spoiled-oh, so beautiful, who will enjoy it? Hero, lonely as snow. Hero, how Maybe not drinking?"

Yue Yingxiong sang a few words about a wolf from the north, and then sent a few words of emotion. He ran outside and brought a glass of red wine. He put his arm on the edge of the tank and shook it lightly, while holding the phone in his right hand, he browsed the Internet at will. News.

Such a chic is in line with her heroic identity.

The most eye-catching news on the Internet is the video of Toshio Yanagura.

Especially yesterday, he was yelling with his tongue out, and the shot of who would dare to cut his mouth was so irritating to all Chinese people. The Internet was full of curses.

Some people suggested that China should send its legendary shadow agents to Hokkaido immediately to cut off the Japanese pirates' mouthpieces. This suggestion was pushed up by millions of people with the loudest voice.

Yue Zitong disagreed, and smiled contemptuously: "Fool, do you think you thought of this? If you don't beep, Huaxia might actually do this. But not anymore. Something happened to that **** handsome guy. It will rely on Huaxia. Moreover, the Japanese pirates will also send a large number of agents to protect the cute men."

"Oh, it's a pity that my auntie is not overwhelmed by the mundane affairs. She can't travel across the ocean and single-handedly cut the dog thief under the horse. It is a pity."

Suddenly, Yue Zitong discovered that being in love is the best way to adjust his state. After a few shameless words, he felt too much lighter and stopped drinking. He simply moved his hands together and joined the navy army fighting against Japanese pirates. in.

"There is a video, it's live broadcast!"

Some netizens yelled on the forum: "What the hell, the handsome Japanese man is too arrogant!"

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