Super Farming Tycoon

   Chapter 101 Confession 2 (two more)

   "Ming'er, we know this little elf now," Mrs. Gu said seriously, "then tell us, how did this little elf suddenly appear here?"

   This obviously appeared out of thin air in the study.

  Gu Qingming said truthfully, "This is exactly what I want to tell you."

   She raised the hand with only the red maple leaf pattern, pointed to the red maple leaf, and said, "He appeared from here."

   "Ha, it appeared from here?" Gu Jianguo and his wife were surprised when they heard Xuan Yi, and said with great surprise, "How is this possible? How could this appear from here?"

  They who received modern scientific education have always been unable to understand things beyond the scope of science.

Gu Qingming pointed to the red maple leaf on his wrist and explained, "The elf is a space elf. He can come and go between my consciousness and reality. Similarly, I can also enter space and return to reality. And this is the medium! Little Spirit, go back to the space!"

   "Okay, Master!" Kong Xingfan replied.

   Then, in the blink of an eye, he disappeared into the palm of Gu's mother.

   "This... this is really gone!"

   Mother Gu looked at the empty palm, full of surprise and excitement, "Husband, the elf is really gone, really gone!"

  Gu Jianguo was also very excited in his heart, but he still looked calm on the surface, he nodded and said, "Well, I see, he's gone!"

   As soon as his voice fell, Kong Xingfan appeared again.

   stood on top of his head, playing with his broken hair.

   When Mother Gu saw it, she couldn't help but want to scream excitedly, but for fear of scaring the elf, the tone changed to a low voice.

   "Husband, on your head!"

  Gu Jianguo didn't react at all at first, "What's on my head?"

"Haha, the elf is on your head now!" Mother Gu said with a cheerful smile, "He is playing with your hair now. Haha, Xiao Kongkong is so cute! It's so cute, it's almost like a nosebleed. "

  Gu Jianguo's face darkened.

   His movements looked a bit rude, but in fact he gently touched his head, trying to catch him.

  Well, soft, cool, and small, even if you don't see it, your heart will melt.

   The elf spread out its wings and flew away.

   Let this black-faced old man touch it, it is already his limit.

   He didn't want to be touched by the old man, and wanted to catch him.

"Ha ha……"

   Mother Gu saw the cute elf flying away, and burst into laughter.

   "So cute, so cute."

   The despised old man had a black line on his face. Hearing his wife's words, he said angrily, "Hmph, what's so cute, it's just small and white, it's not as cute as the doll I gave you!"

  Gu Qingming's eyes lit up, and he asked with great interest, "Mom, when will Dad give you your doll, why don't I know?"

   Gu's mother blushed, she said a little embarrassedly, "It was last month."

   At her age, she still likes that cute and lovely doll. I'm embarrassed. If I say it, I will definitely be laughed at.

  The 6th of last month was the anniversary of their first meeting.

  Gu Jianguo customized a doll for his wife.

   "What do you know, you don't stay home all day long, follow that..." Gu Jianguo was stabbed by his wife's hand, and his voice suddenly became hoarse.

   He wanted to say that he would hang out with that **** and have a romantic relationship all day long.

  It's just, now that my daughter was hurt by that man, and they broke up, he can't poke salt on her scar.

   After Gu Jianguo's voice went hoarse, he came up again, and said angrily, "It's just like the calf that has pulled the rope, and it's fun."

   Gu mother, "..."

   It seems that he wronged his husband, he didn't want to poke his daughter's scar.

  Gu Qingming, "..."

   accidentally turned into a calf.

   Obviously she was born a horse.

  The elf was not happy for the old man to be angry with his master, so he flew to the old man with a puff, and a transparent thread shot at it.

   "Ah cut!" The transparent light hit his nose, causing Gu Jianguo to sneeze involuntarily.

   He didn't have time to react, and then another transparent thread shot past, directly into his mouth.

   yawned, Gu Jianguo who had not had time to shut up: "What is this?"

   Gu's mother and Gu Qingming's mother and daughter stared in surprise.

   Gu's mother couldn't help shouting, "Husband!"

  Gu Qingming came back to his senses and asked with a stern look, "Kong Xingfan, what did you give my dad to eat?"

   Obviously vented his anger for helping the master and taught this old man why he was reprimanded instead.

   Kong Xingfan was wronged.

   He said aggrievedly, "I...I just gave him my pee!"

   "Urine?!" The three of them were surprised in unison!

  Recovered Gu Jianguo pointed to his nose, and asked anxiously and angry, "You...you actually let me drink your urine?"

   From childhood to adulthood, who would dare to let him drink urine.

   This little thing actually made him drink urine.

   He moved his throat involuntarily. How could it feel sweet? Could it be his illusion?

   How could this urine be sweet?

  Gu Qingming asked sternly, "Is there any harm in your urine?"

   The aggrieved elf immediately shook his head and said, "No, no, master. My urine, in fact... is actually from that spiritual spring, but it is more pure!"

  Gu Qingming, "..."

  Gu Dad and his wife, "..." What is spiritual spring water.

   Hearing Xiaoling's explanation, Gu Qingming looked at his father and said with a smile, "Haha, Dad, it's alright. Drinking Xiaoling's pee and keeping it can make you disappear from all diseases and live a long life!"

   Gu mother, "..."

  Gu Dad, "..." This unfilial daughter is talking nonsense.

   "Oh, yes, Mom, hurry back to your room to prepare a set of clothes for Dad. After a while, he will turn black and need a bath!" Gu Qingming said with a smile covering his mouth.

   After listening to Mother Gu, she was stunned for a moment, and then went to look at his husband. How could he feel that a black layer appeared on his face.

   Mother Gu wiped it with her hand, um, a layer of black sludge stuck on her fingertips.

  Gu Dad, "..." Is his face so dirty? Obviously he just washed his face and took a shower.

   Gu's mother moved her nose, then sniffed close to her husband and said, "Why does it feel a little stinky?"

   "Old...wife, I just took a bath, how can it be smelly?" Gu Jiangli explained, "Really, I didn't lie to you!"

   His wife loves to be clean.

   So, he takes a bath at least twice a day.

   But when he was talking, his nose moved, and a stench came out.

  Gu Qingming had experienced this feeling before, she said, "Dad, go to the bathroom quickly, otherwise, the whole study will become smelly."

   Gu Jianguo with a black face, "..." Unfilial daughter, is there such a person who is buried like this?

   Madam Gu asked, "Husband, what does this little elf's pee smell like?"

   Gu Dad slapped his mouth twice, and said, "It's quite sweet, delicious!"

   Mrs. Gu, "..."

   Does my husband have this quirk of drinking urine?

   (end of this chapter)