The Alchemist of Harry Potter

"That... Albert, I suddenly have a good idea."

At night, in the common room of Gryffindor, Fred, who was busy doing his homework, suddenly raised his head and said.

"What good idea?" Albert asked without looking up.

"I got an inspiration from Fat Lip Seasoning."

"Fat lip seasoning?" Albert was a little stunned when he heard the name, and asked with a slight frown, "Aren't you doing the Frozen Charm thesis?"

"Cough, that... I mean Fat Tongue Candy." Fred picked up a multi-flavored bean and threw it into his mouth, his eyes shining.

"Nothing new," Lee Jordan commented.

""Shut up and listen to me. Fred couldn't help but glared at Li Jordan and continued to explain, "Since a swelling agent can be added, why can't it be swelling agent or swelling magic? "

"Expansion magic?"

Albert looked up at Fred. The easiest way is to add a swelling agent to the candy. The effect is similar to swelling magic, but he is not sure if there is such a potion. As for swelling magic? He felt that at the current level of Fred and George, he couldn't do this for the time being, and even he didn't have a good idea for a while.

"So, you want me to do it for you?" Albert raised his eyebrows and asked back.

Both of them were a little embarrassed at once, obviously that was what they meant.

"You don't want to open a joke shop. In that case, find a way and turn your ideas into reality. Otherwise, it will be difficult for you to have your own joke shop forever." Albert reminded, "After all, you need to create all the fun items in the joke shop, don't you?"

"Oh, okay." Fred replied, a little discouraged.

"Tell me what you think." George was very interested.

A few minutes later, Albert said angrily, "Why don't you say that after eating candy, the whole person directly inflates into a balloon?"

"I think the tongue is more interesting." Fred opened his mouth wide, making a gesture of sticking out his tongue and panting, "It's better that the tongue will be bigger and bigger."

"Are you the devil?"

"Don't drool," Lee Jordan grumbled sullenly.

"I think it's more interesting to be a balloon."

"It's relatively simple to cast a spell directly, but to turn it into candy, I'm afraid you can only rely on potions or other methods." Albert said, "Also, have you considered the danger of these joke props?"

"Dangerous, will it be dangerous?" George obviously didn't think so, "Most adult wizards can easily dispel the expansion magic."

"Yes, this is just a fun joke prop, as long as it doesn't enter the Muggle world, there will be no other problems." Fred echoed.

Magic is undoubtedly dangerous for ordinary people, even if it is just an ordinary prank, it may bring disaster to them, such as the expansion spell, once a person is blown up, without the help of magic, this life is estimated to be over, but for For wizards who know magic, it may just be a funny joke.

At this moment, Albert suddenly understood why the Ministry of Magic had banned underage wizards from using magic outside the school.

Once something bad happens, you need someone from the Ministry of Magic to help wipe your butt, and it will be even more troublesome if there is too much noise.

In a wizarding family, the child's parents naturally solve these problems on their own.

"Isn't that thing made by you?" Angelina stared suspiciously at the guys in front of them, listening to the topic they discussed just now, it is really possible. And, that guy is the most suspicious.

Angelina looked suspiciously at Albert, who was still flipping through the brick book in his hand.

"By the way, did you know? The price of the anti-swelling agent on the black market has gone up again." Shanna suddenly changed the topic.

"Black market, damn it, why didn't I think of it!" Fred heard Shanna talking about the anti-swelling agent, and was rather annoyed that he didn't think of this way of making money.

"Come on, I dare say that no one dares to drink the anti-swelling agent you brewed." Shanna couldn't help but glance at Fred when she heard this, "If it's Albert, it's fine, if it's yours, no one will dare to drink it. If you dare to buy and drink it, what if you drink it and get poisoned?"

"My potion is still very good." Fred immediately quibble.

"How do I remember that you failed your potion work last time, and you were locked up by Professor Snape." Angelina, who was playing wizard cards with Shanna, bluntly exposed Fred's lies.

"Will someone be poisoned with anti-swelling agents?" Angelina was curious about the level of how to turn anti-swelling agents into poisons?

"Once the preparation method of the potion is wrong, it may indeed become a pot of poison, and the anti-swelling agent is no exception. Otherwise, the anti-swelling agent in the Hogwarts black market will not be popular." Albert is not very surprised. " Who knows which hapless person is poisoned after drinking the potion he prepared!"

"Shut up, don't talk nonsense!" George said.

"Ah, it's too late." Lee Jordan reached out and covered his face, looking like he was finished.

"What's wrong with you?" Arya looked at the three of them puzzled.

"Don't you know that what Albert said is more accurate than his predictions." Fred explained, "Especially those bad things, it is accurate to say."

As it turns out, Albert's words were really poisonous.

The next day, a third-grader from Hufflepuff was taken to the school hospital directly because of mild symptoms of poisoning after using a self-prepared anti-swelling agent.

When Snape heard this, his nose was almost crooked. Seeing that his student was poisoned by drinking the potion he had made, he threatened to put him in confinement for a month after the other party recovered.

The idiot just lost his face.

"I'm right!" Fred heard the words and said helplessly to the stunned Angelina. Then, he was about to continue researching the formula of the anti-swelling agent. He had not given up the idea of ​​selling the anti-swelling agent to make money.

"I think you should read Golan Fondo every day now," Angelina said to Albert solemnly.

"I don't think you can win!"

"Shut up, bastard, don't talk nonsense like this!" George reached out and covered Albert's mouth, wanting him to swallow the words again.

"If we really lose, it must be all Albert's fault." Fred looked sad.

"Okay, don't make a fuss." Albert interrupted the people who wanted to say something, "Give it up, there is no shortage of anti-swelling agents in the black market, and even if you can really succeed, there is nothing you can do. How much money you earn, stop messing around.

"How much is a bottle of anti-swelling agent?" Lee Jordan asked curiously.

"A bottle of 3 sik." It was Arya who answered them, and she took out a glass bottle of anti-swelling agent from her pocket. "It was very popular in the black market a while ago."

Since Madam Pomfrey told everyone the secret of swollen sausage lips, many people carry a bottle of anti-swelling agent with them in case they accidentally get caught, and no one wants others to laugh at them.

"Why is this mark familiar!" Lee Jordan looked at the mark on the bottle.

"?"

Everyone looked at Albert.

"Well, I made a big pot last time, kept a bottle for myself, gave some to others, and sold the rest." Albert did not hide it. In fact, he did not intend to sell anti-swelling agents. Later, he was also tricked once. After he took out the medicine to eliminate the swelling, someone asked him where he got it from. Then... Albert set a price and sold the anti-swelling agent to them.

Of course, the glass bottle used in the potion comes from Transfiguration and Copy Spell.

"Wow, by the way, you didn't tell us about the black market?"

Hogwarts has a black market, and some students occasionally trade some contraband through the black market, such as some items in the Joko store, or some illegal medicines, gadgets.

Of course, there are also black magic books, and occasionally someone asks for help to configure some stimulants.

It's just that this potion is easy to be checked out during the exam, and there are several such unlucky people at Hogwarts every year.

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