The Apprentice is Too Diligent and the Master is a Bit Lazy

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Li Mu was so soft that he lay on the ground, his whole body was weak, his eyes became blurred and began to turn white, and he was about to die.

"Brother, what's wrong with you?"

Zhou Qi knelt on the ground, tears swirled in her clear eyes, she was about to cry.

Li Mu grabbed her hand and said: "Don't cry, don't cry, brother, take a step first, parents will be taken care of by you, remember to wear more clothes when it's cold, take off when it's hot, don't let yourself get sick, I'll go Finally, remember to burn more paper money for me, I have to make money even if I don’t want to be down there..."

"Wow wow wow, brother..." Zhou Qi cried.

"What are you pretending to be, Li Mu, you made your sister cry, why don't you get up for me."

The village chief kicked it in anger, Li Mu bounced off the ground in pain, and said with a blank expression:

"I didn't die."

"What the hell, as we all know, five-paced snakes are not poisonous." The village chief said in a bad manner, his beard curled up in anger.

"It shouldn't be, it's impossible."

Li Mu rubbed his head, full of doubts.

The village chief really wanted to blow Li Mu's dog's head off with a stick, and said, "Why shouldn't it be, this is common sense, do you have common sense?"

"Brother, woo woo woo..."

The younger sister Zhou Qi rushed over, with tears on her face, flowing like a waterfall, hugging Li Mu, crying uncontrollably, "I thought my brother didn't want me anymore, woo woo woo..."

"Don't cry."

Li Mu wiped away the tears from his younger sister's face, and actually made her cry. Suddenly, he felt full of guilt.

After comforting for a long time, the younger sister calmed down, but she still hugged herself, unwilling to let go.

Li Mu had no choice but to hug her, follow the village chief, and listen to his basic common sense.

"The second piece of common sense in Zhulin Village: ball pythons are not poisonous."

"The third piece of common sense in Zhulin Village: milk snakes are not poisonous."

"The fourth piece of common sense in Zhulin Village: Green snakes are not poisonous."

"The fifth piece of common sense in Zhulin Village: Black-headed snakes are not poisonous."

"..."

"Common sense number 2,220 of Zhulin Village: Black-headed snakes are not poisonous."

Of course, the village chief didn't introduce them one by one. He just mentioned a few snakes casually and asked everyone to see for themselves.

"Village Chief, I have a question. As far as I know, there are only so many types of snakes."

"I know what you want to ask. You want to ask why you don't just write that you are immune to snake venom?"

"That's right." Li Mu nodded.

"This book includes all known snakes in the world. We are immune to all known snake venoms, but we cannot guarantee immunity to unknown ones. For the sake of rigor, we villagers decided to write one by one."

"No wonder you can come up with a hundred and eight thousand pieces of common sense." Li Mu muttered.

"Next, let's continue to study."

"Village Chief, I want to ask you a question, can there be immortals in this world?"

"It doesn't exist, immortals only exist in legends."

"Our villagers are really ordinary people?"

The village head said: "The villagers in our Zhulin Village are ordinary people. Why do you suddenly ask such a simple question?"

"I don't think the villagers are simple."

"Anyone."

"For example, the butcher, I think his chicken is a phoenix."

"Nonsense, that's obviously an ordinary chicken, but it looks like a phoenix."

"Also, I saw a few villagers building houses just now, all of them are extremely talented and powerful, and they can easily pick up things that weigh hundreds of catties or thousands of catties."

The village chief stared blankly at Li Mu, and said, "Is this difficult?"

"Isn't it difficult?"

"Anyone can do it. If you don't believe me, just point to a child."

The village chief feels that Li Mu's view of common sense has been distorted. It seems that six years of not being in contact with other villagers has had a great impact on him. It is extremely challenging to correct his view of common sense.

Li Mu pointed to a five-year-old boy who blows his nose from time to time, and said, "It's you."

"What do you want him to do?"

"Didn't you just say that everyone can pick up things that weigh hundreds or thousands of catties? I want him to pull up the willows on the bank of this river."

"This may be more than a few thousand catties."

"Village Chief, I'm fine."

The little boy who was blowing the snot bubble blew the snot bubble, rolled up the sleeve of his right hand, and walked in front of Yangliu.

Stretching out his right hand and exerting force suddenly, the whole willow tree was uprooted by him.

Mo Xiu was dumbfounded, his mouth was dry.

"Who wants to pull up a willow tree, just choose one at random and let me test whether you are normal people?"

"I'll come." Fat girl said

"I'll come." Zhou Qi said.

"I'm coming too."

"I'm coming too."

A dozen or so children, except Li Mu, all rushed up to tug at the willows on the bank of the war, all of them were very excited, as if they were playing.

puff!

I saw my younger sister Zhou Qi pulling up a willow with one hand.

The other children also pulled up the willow with one hand, but it was just a matter of time.

"The clown is actually me." Li Mu remembered a sentence.

"After my inspection, you are all normal people."

The village chief showed a satisfied smile, then shifted his gaze to Li Mu, and said:

"It's your turn, do you want to try it too?"

"I don't have the strength." Li Mu shook his head.

Now he finally understands that the whole village is not normal, only he is normal, but in the eyes of everyone, he is abnormal.

"It doesn't take much effort. Isn't it easy to pull a weeping willow with one hand?" Fat girl leaned in front of her younger sister Zhou Qi, "Your brother is a little abnormal, is there something wrong with his mind?"

Zhou Qi raised his fists angrily, and said angrily: "You have a brain problem, my brother has no problem."

"Then why didn't he dare to pull it out?"

"It's the first time for my brother to travel far away. He is afraid of strangers and dare not use his fists. If he was at home, he could kill a cow with one punch and kill a pig with one slap." Zhou Qi said proudly.

"Bragging."

"Fat girl, if you fight against me again, I'll tear your mouth apart."

"Okay, if I don't talk, then your brother will make a move."

"Yeah, why are you still in a daze? Isn't it okay?" The other children also said one after another.

Seeing Li Mu bowed his head and did not speak, his younger sister Zhou Qi ran up to him, hugged his arm, and said, "Twitter, these kids are so annoying, let's go home."

"Go home and tell your parents, go cry." A child said in a strange tone while blowing his snot bubbles.

"Li Mu, Zhou Qi, you guys go home first," the village chief said.

"Brother, let's go back." Zhou Qi said, turning her head to stare at these children, and said, "Don't let me touch you next time, and hit you once."

"Slightly slightly..."

"Go back and hide in bed and cry."

"Ha ha ha ha."

Several children kept booing.

Li Mu couldn't help it immediately, he was a vigorous man who had lived for fifteen years in his previous life, if he could bear it any longer, he would be useless.

In the previous life, at the age of fifteen, because boys' and girls' dormitories were switched, the two classes fought over a pair of girls' underpants.

He ran over to watch the accident, reincarnated here, and finally found that there were nine holes in his mind, thinking that there was some opportunity waiting for him, but he didn't expect that there was nothing, and he was even ridiculed.

He couldn't stand it.

He rushed up, wanting to beat up these little kids to relieve his hatred, but he didn't expect that just after he rushed up, he was punched by a snot-soaked kid and retreated more than ten feet, half kneeling on the ground.

"Brother, why don't you fight back?"

"I never fought."

"You just fight randomly, wherever you want to fight, don't think too much about it."

"Is this okay?"

"Brother, you can do it."

"I'll try." Li Mu stood up, clenched his fists, didn't think about anything, let his head go, gritted his teeth and started to fight.

bang bang bang.

He kept punching, and a stick of incense passed by. All the children were lying on the ground, with bruised noses and swollen faces, crying loudly.

He ignored it, and walked towards the river bank step by step, while reaching out to hold the two willow trees with both hands.

boom.

There seemed to be a golden light erupting from his body, and an invisible force appeared, and his figure became taller. In an instant, two willow trees were uprooted by him.

It turned out that he was not a normal person either.

Li Mu smiled.

He always thought he couldn't do it, because he had never done such a ridiculous thing as pulling willows.

My memory is still in the previous life, and I do things based on the feeling of the previous life, but I don't know that the previous life is no longer there.

That is, from this time on, he gradually integrated into this world.

So, ten years later.

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Chapter 5 The Sparrow With Thunder

"Brother, good news. Su Chai finally passed away last night after suffering for ten years. The butcher beat the gongs and drums and was very happy. He invited the whole village to dinner today."

Zhou Qi yelled loudly and ran towards Li Mu's room, but unexpectedly his door was locked.

She patted lightly, probably because she was too excited to control her strength, and the door was slapped away.

She saw the upper body of her brother was naked, holding a spotless white dress in his hand, and was about to put on his clothes. His body looked good, and his face immediately turned red.

Li Mu knew that on weekdays, Qiqi was always very nervous, as if there was no difference between men and women, she opened her room casually, so she locked the door, but unexpectedly it was useless.

"Brother, I'll help you get dressed." Zhou Qi ran up to his brother, snatched his white clothes, but cast his eyes everywhere on him.

Bronze complexion, tall figure, looks very strong.

His eyes continued to walk on his body, his face was as clear as a carving, the angular face was extremely handsome, the black and deep eyes, the thick eyebrows, the high nose bridge, so beautiful.

"Qiqi, what are you looking at?" Li Mu stretched out his hand and waved it in front of her eyes.

This year, my younger sister Zhou Qi is fourteen years old. She is wearing a white gauze and a half ponytail. Her skin is delicate, her expression is leisurely, her eyes are looking forward, her cheeks are smiling, her figure is slim and her curves are exquisite.

Li Mu didn't expect that she would grow so big in a blink of an eye, but fortunately, she was still taller than her.

"Qiqi." Li Mu shouted again.

"Oh, I'm here." Zhou Qi withdrew his gaze and tiptoed to help his brother get dressed.

A powerful breath surrounded her nostrils, and she seemed to be drunk for a while, a little bit tipsy.

The fingertips touched his skin inadvertently, as if there was a faint thunder and lightning circulating, the heart was beating, and the face was red, so subtle and strange.

After helping Li Mu get dressed, she lowered her head, too ashamed to look at him.

"Qiqi, let's go, let's go to the butcher's house." Li Mu pushed his sister out of the room.

Then, he erected the door that his sister slapped and slapped it. The door was embedded in the wall, and it was repaired directly, and the door can be opened and closed normally.

"Where are your parents? Are you up yet?" Li Mu asked.

"Just after dawn, they went to the butcher's house to help. I didn't know that there was a feast until I saw the note my father left on the table."

"Are you going to walk, or ride a sparrow?"

"Brother, let's go, we haven't walked outside together for a long time."

"Didn't we go to the fisherman's house together yesterday?"

Zhou Qi tilted his head and said with a smile: "It's been twelve hours, isn't it long?"

Li Mu had nothing to say.

Zhou Qi stuck out her tongue at her brother, smiling happily.

Suddenly, the sound of roaring beasts came, and a dark girl stood on top of the fat cat, looking at the two of them with her chest folded.

This is a fat girl, she is still fat when she grows up, her skin is still a bit dark, she is not tall, her legs are not long, and her breasts are not very obvious.

Li Mu looked at his younger sister again, she was still good-looking, beautiful and cute.

The fat girl stood on top of the fat cat, and said with a smile: "Li Mu, Zhou Qi, I'll come to the butcher's house with you for dinner, come on up."

She stretched out her hand to Li Mu, wanting to hug this young man who grew taller and better looking in her arms, what a wonderful thing that was.

However, the stumbling block between her and Li Mu is Zhou Qi, she is always clinging to Li Mu, making her unable to do anything.

Zhou Qi opened his hand to block his brother, and thought to himself:

"This fat girl is really evil in her mind, it's not just a day or two that she likes her brother.

No, among the girls in the same village, which one doesn't like a brother who is gentle, elegant, extraordinary, and imposing? It seems that he has many competitors. If he wants to stand out, he still has to work hard. "

She said to the fat girl, "We won't sit on your fat cat, my brother and I will walk there."

"Walking, how long will it take, the seats will be gone in the past." Fat Girl said.

Li Mu and Zhou Qi thought about it carefully, and it made sense.

"Don't whine, come up quickly, Li Mu, come and sit here, this is a seat specially made for you, it's made of mink fur, it's very comfortable." The fat girl waved to Li Mu.

"Qiqi, sit there." Li Mu said.

"Oh." Zhou Qi nodded.

"No, you can't sit here, this is the seat reserved for Li Mu, Zhou Qi, you sit behind me." Fat girl said.

Zhou Qi looked at Li Mu and said softly, "Forget it, let's not sit down."

The fat girl waved her hand and said, "Whether you like to sit or not, Li Mu come here quickly."

Li Mu saw that his sister's face was not good-looking, and said: "Thank you for your kindness, we will not sit down."

"Cut, it's fine if you don't sit down. Don't blame me for not reminding you. Don't blame me when the banquet is over." The fat girl rode a fat cat and walked forward slowly, deliberately walking slowly, just to let Li Mu and Zhou Qi sit down. Tell her to stop and give them a ride.

However, she didn't hear the two call her to stop for a long time, she felt a little strange, just when she was about to look back, she found that her vision became dark.

She looked up and looked overhead.

I saw a huge monster with wings spread out a full hundred feet slowly flying over her head, with a tail feather more than ten feet on its tail. When the wings were flapped, the crackling of thunder could be vaguely seen.

The bamboo forest was bent by the force of this huge monster, billowing dust appeared on the ground.

The fat cat was so frightened that it immediately prostrated itself on the ground, trembling, not daring to move.

"What is this?" The fat girl was stunned.

"This is a sparrow." Li Mu said.

A few days ago, he and his sister saw this rebellious sparrow in the mountains, and after a lot of effort, they finally came to an agreement and successfully subdued the sparrow mount.

"Are you out of your mind, is this a sparrow?" The fat girl was shocked.

"Do you have common sense? Article 8913 of "One Hundred and Eight Thousand Common Senses about Zhulin Village" says that this appearance is a sparrow."

Li Mu has memorized "One Hundred and Eight Thousand Common Senses About Zhulin Village" over the years. It can be said that his common sense is far superior to that of his peers, even the experienced village chief.

Reading, endorsement, he is never weaker than others.

"Are you kidding me? No matter how much you argue, this is clearly the dominant lightning bird. If it were a sparrow, it would be impossible for my tiger to crawl on the ground and tremble." The fat girl snorted coldly.

The younger sister heard something and made a sound of "Oh Huo".

Mo Xiu smiled and said, "You finally admit it, your fat cat is a tiger."

"Do you understand common sense? A fat cat is a type of tiger."

"You made it up, I don't remember this item in "One Hundred and Eight Thousand Items of Common Sense About Zhulin Village"."

"have."

"Which article is that?"

"I'm too lazy to tell you, let's go."

Fat girl patted Fat Mao's forehead vigorously, but it didn't move because of the absolute suppression of the blood.

"Hahaha." Li Mu and Zhou Qi smiled and jumped on top of the sparrow.

"Slightly slightly slightly." The younger sister made a face at the fat girl, "Let's take a step first, and you follow slowly."

"Sparrow, let's go to the butcher's house."

Zhou Qi pointed to the front, the sparrow got the information, flapped its wings, suddenly thunder and thunder, lightning flashed and thundered, and disappeared without a trace in an instant.

"I'm so mad, I have to find a chance to kill their arrogance." The fat girl gritted her teeth and said:

"When we have dinner, we must have a table with them, they will lose."