The Big Landlord

Thoroughly boiled braised dog meat, which melts in your mouth; fragrant stir-fried dog meat, full of chewy; crispy yellow braised dog meat, crispy and tender; golden roasted dog meat, savory; lastly, stewed dog bone soup , the fragrance is pleasant, a table full of pure dog meat feasts, not even a portion of vegetarian dishes, each one is made into a large pot, just eat it with an open belly, it is irresponsible to rise to death.

"Come on, drink!"

Zhan Wu had already opened the Wuliangye bought by Wang Ben, and put a glass in front of everyone except Xiao Linglong. As soon as he sat down on the table, he was the first to pick up the glass and shouted excitedly.

"cheers!"

Raise the glass and touch it, take a sip, the mellow liquor flows down the throat, stimulating every nerve in the body, and it doesn't feel spicy at all. Well, the wine of this era is much more authentic.

A few pairs of chopsticks began to shake, and there was no chatter on the table. All five people stuffed their heads with dog meat into their mouths. Zhan Wu felt that the food was not enough, so he simply took the vegetable bowl and poured it into the bowl; Wu's bowl was replaced, and he was digging it into his mouth; Xiao Linglong's two cheeks were bulging so round that the bowl could no longer be piled up, and a pair of chopsticks kept pointing at this, pointing at that, letting Wang Ben help He clipped it; Wang Ben was not much better, he swallowed it before it was completely chewed up; only Wu Yulan looked a little more gentle, but she kept her chopsticks in her hands and ate one piece after another. This scene was like a pig. Grab food almost.

After a while, the speed finally slowed down, the wine glass was raised again, and the words rang out.

"Sister Wu, your craftsmanship is really good. If I didn't go to school now, I would definitely marry you home. What a beautiful day." Zijian took off his steamed glasses and wiped them. Look at Wu Yulan, look at Wang Ben again, and said with a pun.

"Eat more if it's delicious, and I'll make it for you when I get a chance," Wu Yulan was so happy when she heard it, her face blossomed with a smile.

Wang Ben picked up a big dog bone and stuffed it directly into Zijian's mouth, and said angrily, "So much dog meat can't stop your mouth."

"Ouch, my teeth!" Zi Jian didn't notice that it was a dog bone, opened his mouth and bit it with a bang, crisp and crisp.

"Hey, woman, the beauty is in trouble," Zhan Wu shook his head and sighed, and said quite meaningfully, holding up the wine glass and drinking alone.

"So much dog meat can't stop your mouth!" Wu Yulan snorted in dissatisfaction, grabbed a large piece of braised dog meat and stuffed it into Zhan Wu's mouth, blocking it tightly.

Continue to taste the delicious dog meat feast, raise your glass from time to time, or toast together, or toast each other, or hangover yourself, and soon, a bottle of Wuliangye worth hundreds of dollars will be upside down.

"Book, take out the wine!" Zhan Wu shook the empty bottle, looked inside the bottle, and said loudly.

"No," Wang Ben lied without changing his face.

"Why don't I go back to the store and pick it up," Wu Yulan rubbed her blushing face, ready to get up and go home.

"No, the book is definitely still there, I don't know him yet," Zi Jian Yang raised his hand to stop him, said firmly, and burped loudly.

"There's only one bottle left, and I'll save it for tomorrow's New Year's Eve dinner," Wang Ben waved his hand and openly refused.

"Leave some wool and take it out quickly, tomorrow night's wine bag is on me," Zhan Wu patted his chest and said boldly.

"..." Wang Ben reluctantly stood up and staggered into the house to get wine, hey, only three yuan a pound of bulk sorghum wine will be drunk tomorrow night.

The fragrant Wuliangye is poured again,

Zhan Wu and Zijian took a sip in a panic, with a wicked smile on their faces.

Sitting down again, Wang Ben found that there was a strangely shaped piece of meat in the bowl.

"Hey, why is this thing in my bowl?" Wang Ben asked angrily in the air.

"Hahaha!"

Zhan Wu and Zijian laughed so much that they fell back and forth, shaking the Eight Immortals table. Wu Yulan covered her mouth and kept laughing. Only Xiao Linglong, who didn't understand anything, was still concentrating on eating her dog meat.

"You need to make up more," Zi Jian blinked and smiled.

"I said dear sister Wu, why did you cook this too?" Wang Ben asked aggrievedly with a bitter face.

"I... I didn't do this," Wu Yulan frowned slightly, her face blank.

Zijian must have secretly threw it into the pot. Only he can do this. Wang Ben threw the dog whip into Zijian's bowl with lightning speed and said proudly, "You eat it yourself!"

"Uh..." Zi Jian picked it up and took a look, then quickly put it into the Zhanwu bowl, "Zhanwu, you'll be more angry after eating."

"Sister Wu, the woman took a big tonic," Zhan Wu threw it into Wu Yulan's bowl.

"Book..." Wu Yulan let out a coquettish cry, shook her body, and winked, taking advantage of Wang Ben's eyes to dodge successfully.

This Huang Cancan dog whip, turned a big circle, and returned to Wang himself again.

"Give it to the dog tomorrow!" Wang Ben shouted, and threw it on the table casually, so that no one would eat it.

"Hey, don't waste such a good thing. Besides, it's not good to feed dogs with dog stuff," Zi Jian said regretfully.

"This is called returning to the original owner," Wang Ben picked up the dog whip on the table and handed it over, and said with a smile, "Why don't you eat it."

Zijian hurriedly hid the bowl aside, and did not dare to speak any more.

After eating this meal for more than two hours, Wu Yulan reheated the dishes twice, and until the two bottles of wine were all drunk, everyone patted their round stomachs and sat down to the table contentedly, even though the dog meat in the basin was not half eaten. , It is estimated that it will be eaten from this year to next year, which is really more than every year.

Wu Yulan took the initiative to take out the work of washing dishes. It is good to have a woman here, and these household chores do not need to be involved at all.

"Book, I'll teach you how to play mahjong!" Zijian took out a deck of cards, which turned out to be mahjong tiles.

The fully automatic mahjong king was already tired of playing, and was completely uninterested in this mahjong tile. He complained unhappily: "I said you two were in the city for nothing, and you didn't buy a pair of mahjong."

"What do you know, this card is easy to carry," Zijian said disapprovingly.

"I think it's convenient to fight in the bedroom," Zhan Wu interjected.

"Makes sense," Wang Ben agreed with a thumbs up.

"Damn it, I can't hide anything from you," Zi Jian admitted generously with a pouted mouth.

After some high-level talk, Wu Yulan also finished washing the dishes, and the four of them gathered around the Eight Immortals table again, ready to play cards for a while. Under the unanimous objection of Wang Ben, and Wu Yulan did not know how to play, in the end, she did not play mahjong, but Play poker to upgrade and lose sticker strips.

"I want to stay with the book," Wu Yulan clearly expressed her wish as soon as she sat down.

"No way!" Wang Ben refused without hesitation, Wu Yulan's stinky skills, it's strange that she didn't lose to death.

"Well...then let's draw lots," Zijian raised his head and thought for a while, selected four cards from the entire deck of cards, and placed them in the center of the table after a few random moves.

When one person took one card away, he did not open it, but asked Wang Ben, "What are you, Ben?"

Wang Ben lit up generously, and it was a big Q of hearts.

"Hey, I'm also a Q," Wu Yulan raised the square Q in her hand and shouted happily.

Zhan Wu also looked at the cards in his hand, kept his head silent, and then quickly shoved it into the card pile, revealing a smile involuntarily.

How could this escape Wang Ben's eyes, he immediately reacted, pointed at Zijian and said loudly, "You cheated, you must be all Q's!"

When the trick was discovered, Zijian didn't panic and admitted generously, "That's right, but both of you are in red, so it's still on the side."

"..." Wang Ben had no choice but to accept the fact that he was with Wu Yulan.

The gap is really not that big. After playing for more than an hour, Zhan Wu and Zijian successfully beat A, Wang Ben and Wu Yulan only reached 5, the face and forehead are covered with notes, like a Qing Dynasty. of zombies.

"Hey, fortunately I didn't take off my clothes, otherwise I won't even have to wear pants," Wang Ben shook his head and sighed, depressingly said.

"Huh?" Zijian and Zhanwu looked at each other, winked twice, and began to laugh smugly, "Hahaha!"

"The idea from the book is good," Zhan Wu gave a thumbs up and laughed.

"Let's just undress!" Zi Jian echoed with a smirk.

"..."