The Black Card

When drinking porridge, Shi Lei pretended to ask casually: “Your mother rested yesterday, did you go where to play?”

Zhang Liangliang replied unhappy: “Don’t mention it, get angry when you pick it up.”

Shi Lei put down the spoon in his hand and asked, “What is the situation? Try me.”

“I have said nothing, in short, it is not something that makes people happy.”

“Then tell me something you are not happy to make me happy!”

Hey! Uncle? Are you too old? ”

“You have called my uncle, shouldn’t I use the old stalk to match the name of the uncle?”

Zhang Liangliang showed a look that was too lazy to care for you. He bowed his head and porridge. After seeing Shi Lei, Yu Guang was still waiting, and he stopped. He said helplessly: “Really listen?”

Shi Lei nodded, Zhang Liangliang had to sigh and said: “Zhang Meimei didn’t know which rib was wrong yesterday. When I came out of the house, she actually gave me a breakfast. This is really the beginning of a nightmare. You don’t know, Zhang Meimei, the kind of person, how bad it is to make breakfast. Sometimes I admire her, obviously the most common fried egg and bread, after her hand processing, it is so ecstasy. ”

Shi Lei is speechless, and it looks like a vivid picture of Zhang Meimei’s breakfast for Zhang Liangliang. The front is OK but the overwhelming omelet is turned over and the two pieces of black bread are taken out from the bread machine.

“No way, I can only throw her omelette and bread into the trash when she is going to the kitchen, and then use a box of yogurt to serve as my breakfast.” Zhang Liangliang A pair of students can’t be loved, Shi Lei can’t help but feel that she has such a aging mother.

“Then I was waiting for you to come to my home school. As a result, Zhang Meimei didn’t know what the moth was, and actually said she would take me to play. I thought, she must have called you to let you not go, and I was born to the present, there is no experience in Zhang Meimei taking me out to play. It doesn’t matter, she is happy anyway, just as I want to find her money. So, she gave me 5,000 yuan, and I pretended to be very happy to go out with her. You certainly can’t think of where she took me. ”

On this point, Shi Lei really has no say. After all, he is still young. He doesn’t know where parents will take their children to play. He just nodded and asked, “Where?”

“She actually took me to the playground. To be honest, although I am not too willing to go out with Zhang Meimei, I am still very happy when I know that I am going to the playground. Then we set off to Liuzhou, is there a famous playground? You know, driving a hundred and thirty kilometers, how can a normal person arrive in an hour and a half? However, Zhang Meimei didn’t know the road at all, and the navigation would not be used. After an hour passed, I still couldn’t find the high speed. In the end, I gave her a guide and finally got on the high speed. As a result, she asked me why she was so familiar with the road. She actually began to wonder if I often went to other places to play at high speed. Heaven and earth conscience, although I do go to places like bars, but I have never done it before leaving WuDong. I said that I followed the instructions of the navigation. She still didn’t believe it. She said that even if she was stunned by navigation, how could I know? At that time, I felt like it. This is definitely a nightmare, but at that time we were already at the high speed. I will not come to you, do you know? ”

Shi Lei nodded silently and said, “What later?”

“Then I went to Liuzhou, and then we went to the playground. It was less than ten o’clock in the morning, and it was already twelve to forty into the playground. Zhang Meimei said that eating first, just casually, I have no hope of this line anyway, so we will eat first. When I was eating, Zhang Meimei took out her mobile phone and said that there were several important emails to deal with. She threw me in the restaurant and went to the car to get the computer. I waited for two hours, and when she came back, it was already three o’clock in the afternoon. You didn’t see the waiter in the small restaurant. You just want to divide my five horses. Do you know ? They must think in their hearts, neuropathy, are we going to work? Can you hurry to eat? ”

In this regard, Shi Lei can only shake his head, Zhang Meimei, a female lawyer, seems to be really not very reliable.

“After she came, she kept apologizing and promised that there would be no more problems. Then we bought the ticket. The place in the playground is always better for some projects that seem more dangerous. Who is going to the playground to take photos with the mascot! But Zhang Meimei is. I said that I had to play a roller coaster. She said that she was dizzy when she looked at it. It was too scary to turn over and over. The jumper and the 360-degree swivel chair and the big pendulum are even more so. Zhang Meimei voted against it, saying that it is too dangerous to let me play. Then I can only say that the torrent has bravely entered, she said that she did not change clothes in a waterwheel. I can see it, she never thought about making me fun. Forget it, I don’t care about her, the pirate ship head office, right? That is really not exciting, you know? She still disagreed. Even, even the Ferris wheel, she didn’t let me play, saying that there had been an accident in which the Ferris w heel could not stop. Uncle, you talk about it, what can I play? Do you want to play a carousel? ”

Shi Lei couldn’t help but smile. It is estimated that Zhang Meimei would be too boring if he changed to him.

“What did you play in the end?”

Zhang Liangliang sighed deeply, his brows were like a Shar Pei, saying: “She proposed to play bumper cars, I thought, forget it, that’s it. However, after a long time in the team, after getting on the bus, she drove all the way to avoid people, even the five-year-old children driving her car can scare her screaming, and even complained that their parents did not optimistic about their children. Have you ever seen a hard-hitting escape in other cars in a bumper car? That is a bumper car, is it a speed of life and death? Suddenly speeding up, avoiding a car, then braking one foot at the end, and avoiding a car. Ten minutes, I almost vomited after the opening, which is more exciting than the big pendulum. ”

Shi Lei laughed loudly and was extremely unworthy.

“The key point is that after Zhang Meimei came down from the bumper car, he was so breathless that it was like a 300-year battle with a man. He said that the project was too crazy, or looking for a less dangerous project. “

A few tables next to them turned to look at them, Shi Lei’s face was green, blink of an eye, said: “You a little boy, nonsense! Do you know what the battle is for three hundred rounds!”

Zhang Liangliang grinned, disdainfully said: “What can’t be seen online, Uncle, don’t pretend to be pure!”

Shi Lei: “…”

“Zhang Meimei took me to the queue and went to the sightseeing bus. This kind of project from eight months to eighty years old is really suitable for her. But come here, I am too lazy to say, just let her distract. However, when she was in the queue, she actually made a phone call. The phone always hit me back to WuDong, and she didn’t even notice that I had left. Do you feel very exaggerated? But I tell you, this is the truth . Zhang Meimei found that I was gone. The first reaction was not to call me, but to call the police. Then the police called me. I said that I was troubled by her. I bought a high-speed train ticket back to WuDong . She actually took me on the phone. I sighed, and I gave the phone directly to the taxi driver. ”

Shi Lei touched the porridge bowl and touched Zhang Liangliang and said, “Girl, I respect you as a man.”