The blind date went to the wrong table, and I was kidnapped by the blind date

System task prompts appear in the head.

Xiao Yu knew the case in front of him and began to engage in the rhythm of things.

Little White Boat Warning…

Can’t be at home with the baby, and play happily with my sister.

Sometimes I really want to resign and go home, my wife and children are hot.

He had a feeling that the crossing posture of this life seemed to be wrong.

According to the normal crosser posture, it does not matter whether there is a system or not.

Should have been born into a big family with a rivalry, right?

The adoptive mother was eccentric and the father was mean.

There was a stupid brother who suppressed me everywhere.

There is a peacock sister who looks down on me in all kinds of difficulties.

Another second-in-command sister snatched my food all day long and despised me.

As the protagonist, I am a worthless person in the eyes of others.

All kinds of humiliation, scorn, trampling…

In the end, he ran away from home in resentment and met the grandfather laughing and touching the dog’s head.

Since then, there have been many adventures… God of War returns.

Lead ten thousand god-level strong men to sweep everything.

With just one look, the little brothers will make the enemy disappear.

At this time, back at home, he forcefully grasped the family that was no longer in sight.

Beat up his brother, beat his sister, kick his sister, and drive his black-hearted father and snake-scorpion adoptive mother to the kennel.

There should be a large group of beautiful women in the back, flocking to me, pushing me backwards in all kinds.

Queen, overlord, princess, military lady, doctor sister, police sister… They had a deep crush on me.

Thinking about it, Mom… Xiao Yu felt that it was quite refreshing.

No, it’s cool enough to explode.

That’s the crossing I want!

Returning from the brain supplement, Xiao Yu re-accepted the cruel reality.

It was like an innocent dog walking on the road.

Someone inexplicably kicked… I’m Gan!

No, I’m greedy… Xiao Yu thought of his parents, mother-in-law, sister, and baby in this life.

And a large group of friends in this life.

His face showed an uncle smile.

With big teeth, the corners of his mouth were about to grin on his cheeks.

Although he is still a policeman in this life, his life is still OK.

But…… This is life.

I love this life… Sign in!

【Ding, congratulations on the success of the host check-in case!】 】

【System Rewards, Abilities: Plant Expert!】 】

【System Mission Distribution: Detect Gun Murders!】 】

【Time limit to solve the case: 30 days! 】 】

[If the host completes the task within a limited time, add a bonus system skill: Stone Turtle’s Tooth!] 】

[If the host fails the task within the time limit, the system capabilities given to the host will be reclaimed!] 】

【Task time limit countdown, start…】

For the strange abilities and skills given by the system, Xiao Yu had long been numb and had no choice.

The next moment, countless knowledge about ‘plants’ was instilled into the brain and body.

Plant specialists… It’s too far away for me!

Shaking his head, Xiao Yu walked toward the three people not far away.

Nodding to Wang Cheng and Zhou Yanyu, he looked at Mu Qianwu, “Sister…”

“Go to work.”

Mu’s dancing eyes rippled as gentle as water, “Go home early.” ”

“Hmm.”

Ignoring the apprentice and outsiders, Xiao Yu took Mu Qianwu in his arms and kissed his sister’s smooth forehead, “Wait until I come home to make you food.” ”

“Good!”

Mu Qianwu was as gentle as the sister next door.

Wang Cheng, who had been fed a mouthful of dog food, looked at Xiu’en’s beloved master and master mother, envious and broken.

Zhou Yanyu’s expression was slightly complicated, and she looked at Wang Cheng lightly.

“Gone.”

Letting go of his sister, Xiao Yu handed the apprentice a look and walked towards the red flag car.

“Me, I’ll come back and invite you to dinner.”

In front of Zhou Yanyu, Wang Cheng’s face revealed that cute smile again.

“Got it.”

Zhou Yan’s response was not salty or light.

The second woman watched as the two men got into the car.

Until the car was out of their sight…

“Mr. Mu, are you really happy after you get married?”

Zhou Yan’s beautiful face had a hint of dazedness.

“Happy?”

Mu Qianwu smiled elegantly, like a fairy who does not eat fireworks in the world, “It is not happiness, it is happiness!” ”

“Happiness?” Zhou Yan was puzzled.

“When alone, quiet and hearty. When two people, warm and steady. ”

Mu Qian’s beautiful eyes curled up, like a crescent moon with a smile, and a sweet and charming warmth, “Rich rice oil and salt, some people cook, some people wait, children accompany each other, is the taste of the world.” ”

“On earth… Pyrotechnics? ”

Zhou Yanyu seemed to understand, but also did not seem to understand.

“Yes, human fireworks.”

Mu Qianwu smiled softly, “I remember my brother saying to me… Happy on earth, but three sips of beer, two pots of crayfish, and then a mouthful, taste the hustle and bustle of fireworks, sweep away the tired loneliness. It’s like life, mixed with all kinds of complicated and beautiful memories… Although the words are rough, but not rough, he looks at life more thoroughly than I see! ”

Zhou Yan’s heart trembled.

There was an unconcealed yearning in her eyes.

Do you want to give it a try?

……

The red flag car that drove to the criminal investigation brigade.

“Master, this world is really unfair to us boys.”

Wang Cheng drove the car, and his face showed a look of emotion that saw through the world, “Why do you say that boys chase girls, why can’t they be girls chasing us boys?” ”

“Can you say something about teething?”

Xiao Yu was completely amused by erzhuo, “Then have you ever thought of a question, in the countryside, the sow with the boar is to take money to the boar’s side.” Cows with bulls, but also to the bull side, but also to the bull side, why? ”

“I lean on!”

Wang Cheng stared at the dog, “We boys, we don’t have a good mix of pigs and cows?” ”

“Is that the point?” Xiao Yu smiled and shook his head.

“What’s the point?” Wang Cheng humbly asked for advice.

“The point is…”

Xiao Yu smiled and squinted at his apprentice, “Do you want to be a human being, or do you want to be an animal?” ”

“Ugh!” Wang Cheng was confused.

It’s a question worth pondering.

“Wake up, don’t daydream, it’s not time to go to bed yet.”

Xiao Yu smiled and said, “If you want people to like you, at least you need to know what people think, right?” ”

“Am I not inexperienced?”

Wang Cheng said depressedly: “Master, so what girls don’t say, but what do we boys need to remember?” ”

“Too much.”

Xiao Yu thought about it, “For example, if a girl is angry, a strong kiss is right.” When you pinch their necks, you don’t want to pinch them to death. Also, they’re very depressed when they call you Daddy, and they can’t always be called. You make them happy, and they call themselves. Draw the point… After getting married, the girl told you to go to the shower, you better run! ”

Wang Cheng almost drove the car to the teeth.

Grooves,, 666…

Old driver, ah no, the master will bring the apprentice again.

You’re too fast for my Macabacca to keep up!