The blind date went to the wrong table, and I was kidnapped by the blind date

A police van bound for the Arsenal.

Xiao Yu took out his mobile phone and opened WeChat.

WeChat dialog box.

Xiao Yu: Studies have found that most boys have fantasized about being pushed down by their loved ones and forcibly kissing, and then constantly struggling, and finally struggling ineffectively… Sister, when I get home, do you want to try it?

Mu Qianwu: Oh.

Xiao Yu: If you want to do this, then I will be angry.

Mu Qianwu: Really?

Xiao Yu: You just treat me like this, don’t be nice to me, I’m someone else’s little baby, ahem!

Mu Qianwu: Really, did you forget something?

Xiao Yu: Forgot?

Mu Qianwu: I now have two mothers.

Xiao Yu: And then?

Mu Qianwu: My two mothers, in the past, were actually the provincial Sanda champion and runner-up, brother, you say coincidence?

Xiao Yu: …

Mu Qianwu: Obedient, go to solve the case well, go home early… Oh, and eat on time.

Xiao Yu: Don’t worry about me, I will go pick up some garbage to eat when I am hungry… (Crying face expression)

Mu Qianwu: Pick up the clean ones, don’t eat bad stomachs.

Xiao Yu: … Should I write two books, one called “Brotherhood in the Family” and the other called “The Kneeling of Men”?

Mu Qianwu: After writing it, I will send it to me to see, and I will send you flowers and tips.

Xiao Yu: I’m angry and don’t want to talk.

Mu Qianwu: Well, my sister is wrong…

Xiao Yu: No, you have forgotten who is the king of our family.

Mu Qianwu: How not to be angry?

Xiao Yu: Female Virtue Sutra take a walk?

Mu Qianwu: Husband is heaven, husband is earth, husband is treasure, husband is the best in the world, no husband can not live…

Xiao Yu: Hey hey.

Mu Qianwu: Don’t be naughty, go to work.

Xiao Yu: Hmm.

Mu Qianwu: Thinking of you, Mu Mu also thinks of his father.

Xiao Yu: I miss you too…

……

A gentle smile appeared on Xiao Yu’s face.

Let the face that was originally like the sun look warmer and warmer.

Not only can it make any woman lose her eyes, but it also makes the two old brothers on the side roll their eyes.

“I said, isn’t your relationship with your sister a little longer?”

Wang Dong envied, “The children are six or seven months old, and they are still full of affection?” ”

Zhao Long smiled and said nothing, the cold on his face hardened into softness, thinking of his wife and children.

“You’re typical of jealousy.”

Xiao Yu put down his mobile phone, “No matter how long my sister and I are together, it will be a period of hot love.” ”

“You’re toxic, aren’t you?”

Wang Dong pursed his lips, “I am a mature and stable middle-aged man, will I be jealous of you?” I don’t know how much your sister-in-law loves me, we are also in love. ”

“Stop blowing.”

Xiao Yu was dismissive, “That’s because my sister-in-law doesn’t want to pinch you, otherwise she will let you know what cruelty is every minute.” ”

“Lean.”

Wang was not convinced, “I don’t believe it, as far as my INTELLIGENCE is concerned, how can it be pinched by your sister-in-law?” ”

“I ask you a few questions that girls often ask.”

Xiao Yu smiled evilly, “See if you can answer it?” ”

“Who’s afraid of whom?”

The king moved his neck, and seven of them did not obey the appearance of eight indignation.

“Please listen.”

Xiao Yu smiled: “If your ex-girlfriend drinks too much, and then call you and ask you to pick her up, will you go?” ”

“Ah this…”

Wang Dong blinked, “I can’t go!” ”

“Haha!”

Xiao Yu laughed, “Then why did you answer the phone from your ex-girlfriend, do you still have an ex-girlfriend in your heart?” ”

“…”The king was stunned.

“Still middle-aged attractive men don’t you?”

Xiao Yu smiled contemptuously, “Give you another chance, if your ex-girlfriend drinks too much, call you…”

“There’s no way I’m going to answer her phone.” Wang Dong hurriedly opened his mouth.

“Yo, will you answer?”

Xiao Yule hehe, “So… Why did you keep your ex-girlfriend’s phone? Have you not let go of your ex-girlfriend in your heart? ”

Sleeper… Wang Dong almost died on the spot, and a cold sweat appeared on his brain.

Mom, if your daughter-in-law asks these questions.

If you don’t answer well, will you be killed?

“Young.”

Xiao Yu pursed his lips, “Give you another chance, if your ex-girlfriend…”

“I don’t have her contact details.”

Wang Dong, who was sweating profusely, said quickly, “It is impossible to answer her phone, let alone go!” ”

“Hahahahaha!”

Xiao Yu and Zhao Long burst out laughing.

Come and save the child, look at the child scared!

“What’s the problem?”

Wang Dong looked like he had ‘learned’, and stared at the little brother deadly, “Now you can’t do anything, right?” ”

“Huh!”

Xiao Yu sneered, “The question is, why do you want to have an ex-girlfriend?” ”

“…”The king was numb, and said, “Normal men, there will be, right?” ”

“Who said that?”

Xiao Yu smiled, “I don’t, my sister is my first love.” ”

Wang Dong: …

Zhao Long: …

I want to beat him, otherwise my heart will be difficult… The faces of the two elder brothers twitched fiercely, only to feel a surge of restlessness in their hearts that was difficult to control, wanting to beat their chests and roar.

“I learned a lot from my sister.”

Xiao Yu looked at the two elder brothers and smiled: “Girls’ IQ is sometimes very terrible, for example, the common lies that our boys have said, they just don’t want to debunk.” ”

“What did the boys tell?” Wang Dong and Zhao Long were stunned.

“Yeah, it’s like…”

Xiao Yu nodded, “You are the first girl I really like… You’re different from other girls… I just hug and don’t do anything… It’s also the most beautiful thing if you don’t wear makeup… I didn’t go to the big sword, everyone else went, I think the women outside are dirty… How could my ex compare to you… As long as you don’t say break up, we will never break up… I’ll always be nice to you and won’t lose my temper with you…”

Cold sweat flowed down the two elder brothers’ brains.

Xiao Yu’s words were not necessarily all right, but there were indeed several of them.

No, most of the boys have said these things to girls?

“Don’t treat girls like fools.”

Xiao Yu’s face suddenly smiled, “They just pretend to be confused when they like boys.” I also like to hear boys lie to them and hear what they want to hear. Otherwise…… Ten dog lives are not enough to die! ”

At this time, the police car drove into the arsenal.

The expressions of the three people instantly became serious.

Wait for the police car to stop and get out of the car.

Xiao Yu saw a general, three school officers, and a dozen soldiers, and several very temperamental civil servants.

It’s time to come, or it’s coming!