The blind date went to the wrong table, and I was kidnapped by the blind date

Master bedroom.

Two beauties were lying on the bed, also unable to sleep.

“Mr. Mu, I’m a little unsure if I like him.”

“Oh.”

“But he was stupid, liked to let me do anything, obviously younger than me, but like an old father wanted to take care of me… You say, is this like? ”

“No.”

“I came to my aunt a few days ago, and he actually asked me how I found out, I really wanted to kill him at that time, how could there be such a steely boy.” When he bought me painkillers, I was a little happy… Is this like? ”

“No.”

“I don’t hate it when I’m taken care of by him, watching him circle around you, you just have to smile at him and he’ll be happy all day and I’ll be in a good mood.” Also, I bullied him and he wasn’t angry either. It feels good… This should be like, right? ”

“No.”

“Ah, none of this?”

Zhou Yanyu stared at Mu Qianwu beside her in surprise, unable to understand.

“Like is a matter of two people, why ask the third person?”

Mu Qianwu smiled softly, “The answer is actually in your own heart, isn’t it?” ”

“……”

Zhou Yanyu’s IQ needless to say, Qingxiu’s face appeared a little shy, “Only for the first time, not so sure.” ”

“Then go and confirm.”

Mu Qianwu’s black and white eyes were smiling.

Like a pair of stars, it shimmered with a deep brilliance.

“It’s just, I don’t know how to get along.”

Zhou Yanyu’s face became confused, “Some are happy, but also a little afraid.” ”

“Two people together, it’s simple.”

Mu Qianwu smiled at the corner of his lips, “If you quarrel, you will lower your posture and coax, and his IQ will become 0.” If he’s still angry, then you go and kiss him, press him to the bed, and he’s stupid. ”

“If you want to mess with him, his IQ will exceed two hundred in an instant, and he will start to reason with you, and we are girls, and we can’t beat them.” 」

“If you want to pinch him, just coax him, and he will become a child.”

Zhou Yanyu stared at Mu Qianwu in shock, is this really the case?

“When you and he become the closest person, you will find that it is very relaxed.”

Mu Qianwu blinked his beautiful eyes, “You can not hide in front of him, you can eat a lot, you can cock erlang’s legs, you can fight crazy, you don’t have to lose weight, you don’t have to pretend to be a lady, as long as you are spoiled to him, sweetly call your husband, call your brother, call your brother, call your father… He will offer you as a little ancestor. ”

Zhou Yanyu opened her mouth and couldn’t speak.

“By the way, I’ll tell you a secret.”

Mu Qianwu couldn’t help but laugh, “In a man’s computer, there will be some little secrets.” Let’s say a folder with a password, a browser favorite, or a hidden folder… If you find out their secret, don’t be angry, you look at him, he will be embarrassed, he will be frustrated, and may feel sorry for you. ”

“Ha.”

Zhou Yanyu laughed out loud, “So childish? ”

“Yes, it’s so childish.”

Mu Qianwu nodded, “As long as he loves you and loves you all the time, you will find that he is very, very childish, careful with his eyes, bad temper, and will become more and more childish.” Of course, not loving may be the other way around, I haven’t experienced it, and I don’t want to experience it. I just want him to be a kid in front of me for the rest of his life and don’t want to change! ”

“Is it really that simple?” Zhou Yan was a little incredulous.

“It’s that simple.”

Mu Qianwu looked at Zhou Yanyu, “But you must remember not to step over their bottom line.” ”

“What’s the bottom line?” Zhou Yan’s heart trembled.

“Your face is only allowed to be touched by him, your mouth is only allowed to kiss him, you are only allowed to hold his hands, you have to be only allowed to hold him, your heart is only allowed to have him, you must be him alone…”

Mu Qianwu warned, “If you can’t do it, don’t provoke it, remember?” ”

Zhou Yan was silent for a long time and nodded.

“Remembered!”

……

One morning inside the kitchen.

“Pinching a woman is actually very simple.”

While cooking, Xiao Yu taught his apprentices, “When they are playing outside and don’t want to go home, then they must make something they love to eat, tie their hearts, and when they get off work and are tired, they want to go home to cook.” Women, there is one count, all are dry rice people dry food soul. ”

“But I won’t.” Wang Cheng cried and lost his face.

“Then learn.”

Xiao Yu smiled, “It’s not that I want you to make it delicious, it’s just that you let them develop a habit.” Are you sleepy at the point? Do you want to eat when you’re hungry? Sometimes getting used to this kind of thing can turn into a tassel and become addictive. When she is completely accustomed to everything you do, as soon as she leaves this habit, she is uncomfortable. ”

“If you want to fall in love well, don’t be stupid and only go A, only know how to be reckless, you have to learn to muddy the water and mess up the heart.” 」

“Oh, I’ll ask you a question.”

Xiao Yu stared at the unlucky apprentice, “Do you know what the girl’s mouth feels?” ”

“It should be…”

Wang Cheng’s spirit moved, “Create emotions, right? ”

“I’ll go.”

Xiao Yu was surprised, “Learned to answer?” ”

“Hey hey!” Wang Cheng smirked.

“That’s right, it’s about creating emotions.”

Xiao Yu nodded, “For example, if you go out on a date with your sister Yanyu and she asks you to bring something to her, you don’t want to take it directly to someone like a big fool.” You have to play a little trick, and when you get to her, you say you forgot, how will she react? ”

“Ah this…”

Wang Cheng sweated from the door of his head, “Will you be very angry?” ”

“Yes, it’s about making her angry.”

Xiao Yu smiled and said, “When she is angry and unhappy, you will smile at her, and then take something out to her and touch her.” For example, if she asks you to come out and accompany her, you say that you have a case that is busy, and she must be depressed again. At this time, if you use a beauty meter on me, I may have time… Pry, to death, this is to create emotions, understand, they girls love this! ”

“Sizzle!”

Wang Cheng took a breath and stared at the master’s eyes as if he were looking at a sea king eight.

Isn’t this Aquaman’s self-cultivation?!

“Don’t look at me like this, I’ve taught you before to keep up with the times.”

Xiao Yu rolled his eyes, “Now the world is full of scumbags, sea dogs, and neptunes… If we honest people don’t learn to make progress, girls have become theirs, do we still have a way to live? ”

Love must not only be hard, but sometimes it must be hard!